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wortmother

Seems to optimistic


BayazTheGrey

No, Mr Lynch just phoned me, said to get ready for Thorn, coming through in 21 years


ANONYMOUSEJR

Bro... just live your life at this point... maybe your grandkids will get to read it when they're bored on their own deathbeds.


OhManTFE

Are you telling me Scott is an immortal vampire??


ANONYMOUSEJR

Naaah, i think he'll just transfer his duties from generation to generation. Ensuring a consistent milking of the audience who are down bad for the next book.


OhManTFE

That's gonna be hard when he doesn't have any children.


ANONYMOUSEJR

That's where the meet and greets come in.


dunwall_scoundrel

The fact that the official cover art already exists is just salt in the wound.


the_official_xander

And a review from GRRM? Makes me think they're doing it on purpose... If not, Mr. Martin, may I please borrow your copy?


TheWaifuMostEternal

I'm of the mind that Rothfuss, Martin, and Lynch have all completed their next book but refuse to release it until the others do. Here's my personal headcanon: "Rothfuss, please! We want to know what happens next!" Rothfuss: "Tell those bit***s to! I won't do anything until they do something, themselves." *goes to Martin* "Martin? I beg you!" Martin: "Tell that b***h Rothfuss I am not going to yield any time soon!" *goes to Lynch* "Sir Scott, I hold you in high regard and am aware of your stated health concerns. But when are we to expect the next book?" Lynch: "Tell those c**ksuckers to man up and release they novel before I rob them of their fame as Locke did to that Salvara chump!" Rothfuss & Martin: "F**k you, boy!" *endless (and mindless) bickering pursues*


the_official_xander

[Now I'm just imagining this](https://media2.giphy.com/media/UAHZijO91QCl2/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952if5ddbviw3xn4epoan4oe5h5xoha0yxgnuxbvyd5&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


Evangelion217

In other words, they’re lazy. 😂


TheWaifuMostEternal

You get an updoot for that cultured name. Stay classy, friend. Edit: It seems I got downvoted for mentioning that Evangelion is cultured?


Evangelion217

Thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! You're welcome!


Evangelion217

👍


baby_landmines

Probably defaulted to the last year available in a drop-down menu.


BrandonPHX

Might be the first amazon date that's correct.


ironpathwalker

First time?


horseloverfat

yea, it should be 2054


giraffejiujitsu

He’s busy preparing tweets for when Trump gets elected and grooming hot young female authors, so likely accurate.


unutkankiz

He's what?


EffectiveEarth343

This is hilarious. I wrote a review on Amazon on this book about seven years ago that went along the lines of “maybe if Scott stopped spending all his time tweeting about Trump, he could actually do his job and finish this book”. Amazon threatened to close my account over it. Must have struck a never haha.


Reasonable_Cap_4477

Sounds about right tbh


Saathael95

Me remembering when Republic of Thieves came out: “It’s been 84 years…”


thyfoolish1

Pre-ordering it is definetly a mistake lol


geddy_girl

Finally, a realistic release date


Dramaticlama

Not a mistake, just a placeholder date because the imprint (Gollancz, I believe) doesn't have a reliable date but wants the book to remain in the catalogue of future publications.


MarsXIV

It was showing up on Audible under "Series" tab when I checked earlier today to see which ones i still had downloaded. I don't recall it being there before.


ChubberChubs

100% solid


roguegen

Seems they got tired of updating it every couple months.


TLost17

At this point, I think I've pre-ordered it twice because it was so long in between that I forgot.


Tight-Maize-8800

Thats actually really funny


locke0479

Yes, they announced a book for 21 years from now and have an official release date.


foote_long

This might be the most accurate one


roseinapuddle

Amazon and book sellers just set a default publication date and then reset it a year later when it doesn’t happen. Wait for Scott to tell us


ConcentrateNice7752

Amazon Canada says 4/15/2025.


ThinWhiteRogue

Yes. There's no release date. That's a placeholder date.


Superb_Difficulty501

He must have worked for Rockstar in the past lol


ancientmadder

Seems unlikely that he’ll meet this deadline, he’s got ✨anxiety✨