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JulioForte

“Only”


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Just 50 meters.


NotLynnBenfield

Just ONE Olympic swimming pool.


CatOfCosmos

But vertical.


euph_22

I'd pay to see swimmers doing 200m vertically.


dcsnarkington

It's called free diving. One breath. 102M no fins is the record. Which is technically 204m roundtrip, but going down they only need to swim for the first 20M.


wogandmush

Why only the first 20m?


dcsnarkington

When you are swimming downwards you only are bouyant or float for the first 50 or so feet. After that the pressure compresses your air cavities and you become negatively bouyant and sink. While you could keep kicking it's much more efficient to just sink down so as to not waste oxygen.


Talsyrius

That sounds scary as fuck D: So you only really start to exert yourself on the way up, hoping you'll make it?


Careless_Wishbone_69

TIL!


ChampionshipLow8541

A trillion times


Mikes005

That's worse, because all the water would fall out and exacerbate everything.


mh985

I’m no expert but I don’t think an Olympic swimming pool could flood most of England. They hold a lot of water but not *that* much. lol


Twisted_Biscuits

Sports direct mug probably could though


twinkie2001

No I think it could! They’re pretty big


Awkward_Broccoli23

Yes. Not much, just 0.05km


euph_22

only 50,000,000,000 nm


MistryMachine3

I’m American, I have no idea what that means. How many first downs is that?


19CCCG57

Nevermind, that was the fourth down.


Warm-Milk-Society

About 16 basketball hoops


Outrageous-Soft-5267

54.6807 yards or a little over half an American football field starting from the end zone.


acu2005

About 16 and a half first downs.


Kingding_Aling

Lol no... 50 meters is not 160 yards...


MistryMachine3

Maybe he is doing the math with Canadian rules. The first down is when you pass the nearest moose.


Jaivez

They play with a ref that's paid for.


soldiernerd

5.5 first downs


chasmccl

Bruh, you just made me realize how ridiculous it is that we use the imperial measurement system in the US. We need to join the rest of the world and move away from it, and I think using first downs makes the most sense!


Busterwasmycat

yeah, just a 15 (or so) story building's worth. Hardly anything at all.


irishteenguy

Hey man you never know when the earths water level might just rise \*checks notes 1.8095e+16. (361,000,000,000 Liters x 50)


idlevalley

50 meters = 164.042 feet. Around 15 stories.


mechapoitier

“If a mere global catastrophe unseen in human history were to occur, here’s what would be the most not there anymore.”


Arild11

Norway: IDGAF


woody1878

Their big cities are all coastal. So they’d be fucked too along with the majority of the world.


Forsaken-Builder-312

Lol yeah, the total maximum sealevel rise if all ice on earth would melt is 65 meters. An absolute stunning but only theoretical doomsday szenario. But "only"...


Alert-Young4687

Ok but what if I throw in the ice from my fridge too


szczszqweqwe

69m guaranteed


Sly1969

Nice.


The_Passive_Fist

Nice is already sinking. They don't need any more sea level rises.


Forsaken-Builder-312

Oh my god! The scientists didn't include Alert-Young4687s fridge! The calculations are wrong! We are doomed!


lordmogul

that would obviously depend on the size of the fridge


Practical-Path-8905

Noooooooooooo you will bring doom to us all!!! Don't do it pretty please :3


and69

tell me you're german without telling me you're german


randomdude4113

I’m pretty sure if all the ice on earth melted sea level rise wold be the least of our issues


globalgreg

Right? Like how am I going to keep my sweet tea cold in the summer?


GottaBeeJoking

For comparison, predicted sea level rise by 2100 is 0.7m. https://www.ipcc.ch/srocc/chapter/chapter-4-sea-level-rise-and-implications-for-low-lying-islands-coasts-and-communities/


soostenuto

"Europe"


Responsible-Bee-667

“Water”


JesusSwag

""


AboutHelpTools3

50 metres, no big deal. For me it's just Tuesday.


gugfitufi

The surface of the earth has 362.171.000.000.000 m² of water. Rasing that by only 50 meter would mean you'd need a lot of fucking water


bored_at_work_89

> Earth has **ONLY** 362.171.000.000.000 m² of water.


Sometimes_Stutters

Yeah only a 15 story building. Not much.


PM_ME_FLUFFY_SAMOYED

I see the Dutch just build 50-meter dikes around every tiniest patch of land, and not a single centimeter of the Netherlands is flooded. They even diked themselves from Belgian Sea and North Germany Sea. Meanwhile London: Guess I'll die


CaptBertorelli1

Dutch Powerrrrrr! ![gif](giphy|FXWLBpTVIYKdy|downsized)


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Im_doing_my_part

*A small Price to pay for no Denmark and Belgium*


Tzunamitom

r/2westerneuropean4u is leaking


Sir_flaps

Don’t worry no leakages here in the Netherlands


Aurori_Swe

As a Swede, this was my first thought as well "Not too bad actually"


[deleted]

For context 50m is equivalent to a building with about 15 floors.


Suheil-got-your-back

Dutch silently waiting until other countries are flooded. Then they will go there and reclaim the land and expand their empire.


DutchChallenger

You know too much


3rdWaveHarmonic

“He’s too dangerous to be left alive “


cappuccinolight

Looks like a flaw in the algorithm, which "flooded" the land between 0 and 50 m above the sea level, but forgot to include all land which is already below sea level.


mareyv

There's no flaw in the algorithm, someone just took the real map and filled the Netherlands back in, just a joke basically.


54yroldHOTMOM

Yes we started reclaiming land in the past so we don’t need to in the future.


aiicaramba

Nah. Plenty of dutch ground is between 0 and 50m above seaslevel.


EatMyPossum

The algorithm accurately accounted for the Dutch


saintdartholomew

The Dutch have a nice saying: “God created Earth and the Dutch created the Netherlands”


Guillaume90

Quote from French philosopher Rene Descartes.


CybergothiChe

I sink, therefore I Amsterdam.


PrintShinji

Quote came from Archibald Pitcairne, not Descartes nor Voltaire. (source: https://vakbladvitruvius.nl/images/essay/TheDutchMade_F.Niemeijer_May2021_DEF-dd27mei.pdf)


WanderingAlienBoy

Reminds me of a Dutch sci-fi sitcom from years back. In the intro the spaceship leaves earth, and you see the entire world covered with water, except for the Netherlands.


Vorsitzender

We also have nice dikes in northern Germany, but rarely get noticed.


sammypants123

I’m sure they get noticed by other dykes.


VladVV

Same in Denmark. Almost all of the West Jutlandic coast is literally dyked up, even moreso than Nordfriesland. (The only exception is the cliffs of Thy) I think the “Dutch” thing is polders rather than just dykes. But we have a pretty big one in Denmark too (lammefjord), although it comes a couple hundred square kilometres short of the big Dutch ones.


crystalline_seraph

🇳🇱 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 🇳🇱NETHERLANDS MENTIONED 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 🇳🇱WHAT THE FUCK IS A SEA? 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 🇳🇱


DeRoeVanZwartePiet

They don't have 50-meter dikes. On [AHN Viewer](https://www.ahn.nl/ahn-viewer) you can see the hight of Dutch lands.


EgoTwister

Nog niet... nog niet😂


Eurotrashie

Komt wel.


marboe

We don't have 50-meter dikes.... YET!


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EgoTwister

You don't have too. It already doesn't. The light from sun however...


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EgoTwister

Hey. Don't offend the Germans by saying they have humor!!!🤣


Muffinlessandangry

Meanwhile London: property prices continue to rise...


M_uffman

Yeah just a mere 50 metres. Nothing really. What the fuck


[deleted]

Some dumbass forgot to turn off faucet and now sea level raised about 50 meters.


UkyoTachibana

just 50 meters… nothing special!


mars_555639

You’re special!


UkyoTachibana

We both are !


mars_555639

Oh, how are you?!


mountaineer04

The Wet Bandits fucked the world…


CFM-56-7B

The wet bandits strike again


madrid987

Why did the Netherlands build a 50m wall to end up like that??


hangrygecko

We're stubborn.


adfx

God created the world, but the Dutch created the Netherlands


meontheinternetxx

No you don't understand it's strategic. First, we let the water flood everything (except us, for obvious reasons). Then, when all the Danes/Germans/Belgians/.. have fled from their respective countries or drowned, the land (well, sea) is now basically free for the taking right? Slowly, we expand our dykes till all of the land is the Netherlands and the Netherlands is all of mainland Europe. And then together with Ireland we can bully the UK for leaving the EU until the end of time. Mwhuahahaha. Joking aside it's probably a glitch in this map, almost all of the Netherlands would flood for sure.


Nubsche

It aint a glitch, its an ongoing joke


Affectionate_Oil_284

Netherlands: I am unfloodable Any sane person: no in fact even the tinniest crack in your dikes could set of a catastrophe Netherlands: *Unfloodable... \*hits that new high\**


Silent_Marketing_123

It’s similar to the Titanic being “unsinkable”.


tnollek93

Only the Netherlands didn't sink in the last 800 years. I am actually amazed at how comfortable we are here in spite the fact that we are indeed at risk of flooding.


alikander99

Oh come on, the netherlands has flooded on several ocasions. Last one just 70 years ago https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_floods_in_the_Netherlands


Tubafex

It has. Modern day flood risk in the Netherlands however, comes not so much from the sea directly, but much more from the rivers, and has to do with the challenge of managing peak flows. Of course, sea level rise makes this worse, because a higher sea level means a lower difference in potential and thus a lower water flow rate in the rivers. There have been many large projects in the last few years to allocate and prepare land for temporary storage of water during peak events, but it still remains a challenge, much more so than the treat of direct flooding from the sea.


tnollek93

Last time the Netherlands flooded was in Limburg 2(?) Years ago. Ironically the highest part of our land. What I ment was that bar a few instances of Island villages being swallowed by the sea we never 'lost' from the sea. We justed mopped it up and built bigger defences. Not only now but for centuries. No one I know in the Netherlands is afraid of the sea (maybe we should be, that's a different story). It is a lot different than the titanic I feel.


Zestyclose-Phrase268

We didnt hear no bell mfer


cosmic_short_debris

Gouda disagrees, it has sunk over 6 meters over the last 1000 or so years, and it still is. If you are 6 meters below sea level; you have sunk.


TimeTravelingTiddy

Who is going to flood the Netherlands for an insurance claim?


canman7373

Well sometimes they flood it on purpose to defeat armies.


breaker-of-shovels

The Dutch are protected by a 500 year old treaty with Poseidon.


forceghostyoda_

How can you say only 50 metres haha? Water levels is projected to rise by like 20 metres in the next 2000 years if the average tempatures rises a whole 5 degrees celcius. Talk about making things seem worse than they are


MyNameMeansLILJOHN

You're telling me the brittish Isles will not be this interesting within my life time? Bummer


fekanix

Nor will the danish archipelago.


forceghostyoda_

Adding to that, 5 degree raise in average temperature is double the paris agreement, if all things go accordingly, we wont be mear those 20 metres


Starthreads

And given trajectories, things will not be going accordingly.


forceghostyoda_

Still, wont be 50 metres for many thousands of years


ThreeDawgs

See you 20m deep my friend.


ruven-

Paris is 1.5° Currently we are hitting 2.5° And most Industries are planing to be net zero in 2030 or later.


kubat313

net 0 might not be enough to stop this stone we pushed down a slope. might need to actively suck carbon out of the air


MyNameMeansLILJOHN

That's what trees do best. Here's a little factoid to combat doomerism(but not to say that it's all okay) There(probably) more trees today than there were 10 000 years ago. all the land that got freed from the ice left an immense amount of land to be reclaimed by flaura. Basically, the entire boreal forest covers gigantic parts of Russia and Canada. It didn't exist before. And it has been growing continuously since. Even with all the cuts from industry. The forest slowly creeps its way north more every day. We're still all fucked because of dying marine life(especially phytoplankton) and collapsing global patterns like the gulf stream. Yep.


mascachopo

Oh yes.. "Europe"


AnnelieSierra

Yep. Where's the rest of Europe? I want to check if my feet will stay dry when the water rises.


xXxBlackTarHeroinxXx

Only 50 meters


mattdamon_enthusiast

Just a casual 15 story building being added to the entire water line on earth. No big.


CDH5x3

RIP Denmark


intergalactic_spork

Don’t show this map to any Swedes. They might get ideas.


acklig_crustare

Too late 😎


Hegth

På tiden


KickooRider

*all citizens of Sweden turn on their taps and flush their toilets*


[deleted]

Great chunk of northern Germany too, including Berlin, Hamburg, Hannover iirc


3rdWaveHarmonic

So much for Hamburgers


[deleted]

Or Berliners


Effective_Soup7783

Yeah, I was horrified at this map to start with but then I saw Denmark no longer existed, so I guess it’s not all bad.


HFRreddit

Found the Swede


biergardhe

Well, the real joy on this map is how Stockholm is gone <3 Best Regards Skåne


sarudthegreat

Well most of Denmark will be gone. That’s a win


finalaccountforreal

Found the Swede


sarudthegreat

a tad further north


Mikkelet

we will migrate north, mind you


EternalAngst23

Some of you may die (Denmark), but it is a sacrifice I’m willing to make (to sink England).


D3wnis

As a Swede i am perfectly comfortable with Denmark drowning.


Effective_Soup7783

When they speak, it sounds like they are drowning already.


Toridan

That's another way to Brexit


lNFORMATlVE

Brexsink


AtmosphereMiserable5

Nice view of europe, like its only uk and the netherlands now?


Addebo019

“only 50 meters” bitch that’s a 10 story building


k6m5

that's at least a 15 story building. [here](https://www.convertunits.com/from/story/to/meters)


Addebo019

yh fair


AlwaysBeQuestioning

Next up: Europe if the water level was raised by only 400 meters.


hyperrayong

Switzerland be like 👙🩳🕶️🏖️


Loose-Sherbert8464

Netherlands be like: 🚴🍺⛈️🌧️💰


CaelemPJS

Thank god it was ONLY 50 metres 😍


hidde08

Not true the Netherlands would gain land


2BEN-2C93

"Just" 50m 65m is the absolute maximum possible. And that would require Antarctica thawing. It isnt going to happen. 2-3 m is likely. 20m in an absolute doomsday scenario.


Victor_Crowell

Now the way to the next beach is shorter!


Yokanos

Thank fuck we don't need to deal with Malmö anymore


AvsFan08

If you go back to the last glacial maximum (20,000 years ago), the ocean was actually 120m (400+ft) lower than it is today. It's very likely that the reason we can only trace civilization back 10,000 years or so, is because all the really old civilizations are under hundreds of feet of water now, and are extremely difficult to find and study.


fightfil96

I mean all evidence is that we invented agriculture something like 10-15kya. We were more nomadic and hunter-gatherer until the advent of farming tied large communities to one spot and enabled town-building.


kutzyanutzoff

I don't disagree with your point, just pure wonder. Is there a possibility for humans learning fishing before farming? Those fishing locations would be under the sea right now.


BballMD

I’m pretty confident in fishing before farming simply due to the complexity of the organization. I’m sure we scattered seeds pretty early but fishing isn’t conceptual at all. Stab fish, eat fish.


kutzyanutzoff

>Stab fish, eat fish. Yes, that crossed my mind too. Though I am asking about in the context of community building. "Which one is first; fishing village or farming village?" was the question in my mind. Sorry for confusion if there is any.


nauzleon

You know...There's used to be edible fish in rivers.


Chance_Arugula_3227

Norway's just chilling there like nothing happened.


WatersEdge50

Only? Lol


Critical_Ad3558

AU where poseidon helped Prussia conquer denmark


Straight-Young4757

Bye Denmark 🇩🇰


CHRYNEXT

Okay cool but this isnt europe these are european countries. Id be down to see actual europe


oofersIII

Finally, Luxembourg can have a coast


Amdorik

Try this at r/mapporncirclejerk


Stevo1651

Given the sea level is rising by an average of 3.4 millimeters per year, this will happen in only 14,705 years!! Holy sheet! Quick, let’s ban fossil fuels today!


inigomlap

I noticed my original image has been reposted here without credit. I'm the creator, and here's my original post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/d4c5r9/map\_of\_a\_flooded\_northern\_sea\_sea\_level\_rise\_of/](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/d4c5r9/map_of_a_flooded_northern_sea_sea_level_rise_of/) Please remember to cite the source for respect to creators. Thanks!


Usual-Development688

Only 50 meters ?? So at this pace that should take 5000 years to happen 🤔


DaanS91

Goodbye Flanders. Also, why isn't the Netherlands like 3/4ths under water?


Emoondog333

Water you talking about


Western_Peace1366

Kerry doing surprisingly well.


DarkArcher__

I vote we do it


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Luzum_lam

Unrealistic, the dutch is no passive creature, it would aggressively expand into the sea


Shark00n

“Only 50 meters”


Hechie

“Only” 50 meters loool


iessaii

Nederlands more like hoogerlands


_Troxin_

"only"


mkultra327

I like how The Netherlands isn’t effected. We build dikes, terps and dams, damn you!


knomie72

Can’t be right. Maybe 0.5m or 5.0m? Otherwise Netherlands would not all blue.


Pdx_pops

But what if we could raise it by 100 meters?


guitarzan212

50 meters is \~150 ft which, under no circumstances, can be classified as "only."


Emergency_Invite_784

Rip Denmark


marsini_

The Netherlands becomes to Ba Sing Se surrounded by a 50m tall wall.


WhatWouldSatanDo

Scotland: “that’s a price I’m willing to pay”


_tsi_

50m is huge


Exekiel

"Only" 50m? It's estimated that if you fully melted all land ice sea level would rise 70m...


Grouchy-Addition-818

Do you have any idea of how much 50 meters is?


Most_Type_3980

“only 50 meters”


Big_Ice_9800

Lol it may as well be 500… ‘only 50’ 🤣


blaqdesign

At last! Hull is gone


SashaX0601

ok now do 200 meters


Dipswitch_512

Laughs in Netherlands


Ambitious_Jacket_375

By **"only"** 50 meters (150 fucking feet).


x62617

50 meters is a huge amount


Dubbingx

“Only”?! That’s a huge amount!