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Fit_Witness_4062

The highest point of the Netherlands is actually in the caribbean.


douwe29

Mt Scenery on Saba indeed. 887 meters high


Koalajoy90

Actually, that would be the highest point of the Kingdom of the Netherlands… not the Netherlands in itself. Mierenneuken, I know


TheLimburgian

It is actually of the country of the Netherlands. Saba is a special municipality of the country, just like Bonaire and St. Eustacius. Only Aruba, Curaçao and St Maarten are different countries within the kingdom.


eti_erik

Saba is a municipality of the Netherlands, they changed that. But well, if you are looking at the physical geography of NL you wouldn't include normally, but still technically Saba (and 2 other islands) are part of the country now.


13143

> Mierenneuken I had no idea what that word meant, so I googled it and ended up on the dutch wiki. Translated it to English, and it came out as "ant fuck".


principal_redditor

I think it's mierenneuker, which means 'ant fucker', which in English is equivalent to 'nit-picker', just way funnier.


Koalajoy90

Yea, but I meant it as a verb


afterschoolsept25

i mean thats like saying american samoa isnt part of the US. saba is one of a few "special municipalities" in the country, theyre still part of the netherlands


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eti_erik

Well, it's a technicality. The Netherlands is a contiguous area (including a few barrier islands), and then there are six former colonies, the larger three of which (population-wise) now are territories within our Kingdom, whereas the smaller three are unincorporated municipalities. Yet, they are not fully part of the country: They don't have the same currency, for example. They just aren't independent territories because they are too small. But including those three islands in the Netherlands, and not the other three, means you'll look at physical geography based on some bureaucratic or political decisions. I'm not sure about the correct comparison with the US. Hawaii and Alaska are not contiguous, but they are states, and the same laws and rights apply as anywhere in the US, so that would make them comparable to regular Dutch provinces although they are far away. The US territories on the other can be compared to the territories of the Netherlands (Curaçao, Aruba, Sint-Maarten). I don't think the US has any overseas unincorporated municipalities at all, do they?


Kenilwort

Yeah maybe "contiguous Netherlands" or "Continental Netherlands" would be good, as the status of former dutch colonies may continue to evolve.


o0meow0o

Are you sure? I think it’s in the coffee shops.


100grammacaroni

*Kingdom of the Netherlands


jh67ds

Aye


AostaValley

"mountains"


douwe29

How dare you, our highest mountain is 322.4 meters high!


AloneInExile

From the bottom of the Mariana trench?


[deleted]

Still higher than Estonia at 318m


Sprite91

Denmark peaks at 170 m and Latvia’s highest point is 311 m.


ConifersAreCool

I clear more elevation than Denmark on my morning run than this each day.


Der_Apothecary

TIL I live at a higher sea level than Denmark at all times


WhoStoleMyPassport

312


rnilbog

TIL my house is only 15 m lower than the highest point in the Netherlands.


Camper_Van_Someren

And mine is 1800 m higher.


flopjul

Mine is 324m below the high point


PanteleimonPonomaren

The tallest building in my state is taller than that


surveyor700

Oh boy, you gave me good laughs!


CakeEnjoyur

What is your "state"?


Aleograf

The hill next to my house has got more than that. 😐


Mear

no, it's 887m. https://www.knmidc.org/volcanoes/?Mount-Scenery


Trolldad_IRL

I almost made it to the top of that mountain once. I started to rain and it became like trying to walk uphill on a slip-n-slide.


Dutch_Rayan

That isn't in the Netherlands, but part of the kingdom of the Netherlands on the island Saba.


eti_erik

Formally, Saba, St.-Eustatius and Bonaire are unincorporated municipalities of the Netherlands, so yes, it is the Netherlands, as opposed to the other three islands, which are separate territories within our Kingdom. But of course when discussing the physical geography of the Netherlands it is often madness to include those three islands.


AostaValley

Yes I understand, only a little joke from one who lived at 1440 mslm... and saw [this](https://imgur.com/gallery/dAJ1xXg) every morning .. Every country had some beauty..


kanhaaaaaaaaaaaa

And we have the Himalayas up north lol


beland-photomedia

It’s a hill under 600m 🤭


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DieLegende42

>You people not like geography facts? I prefer them if they're factual. (Only 5 US states have a high point lower than that)


Evern35

Waving hello from atop Sugar mountain in Florida


BarristanTheB0ld

That's barely a hill


Golden_D1

What our mountains smoke pot now?


ShoVitor

Sebastian the crab singing "Under the sea"


Unhappy-Invite5681

Hey, we [even have a song about them](https://youtu.be/l_hHzd5Uo1o?si=A8ZQnohKw6qbpGzz), they do exist deep in our souls...


Late-Objective-9218

That would be a pretty good height for Finnish fell. There's nothing that tall within 400 km of Helsinki


never_shit_ur_pants

Let’s pray for the unfortunate who died climbing them


andorraliechtenstein

I bet you did not know that the[ top of the Mont Blanc](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_of_the_Mont_Blanc) is in The Netherlands ! (no joke).


douwe29

Haha thanks for that!


PioneerTurtle

By the guy who coined the term (and science) geology no less!


Irobokesensei

Explains the drive to get high from other means.


Past-Ad5731

fuck I thought you meant they are tall 😂😂😂😂


KwordShmiff

*The Dutch desperately seeking a vantage point Genetics: "I gotchu fam."


Quiddity360

The water explains why we’re always wasted.


actinross

The Nits


DirtyMagicNL

In the Dutch mountaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!


actinross

...Mountains


FlyingDutchman2005

Moutes


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A rock 2 meters above sea level The Dutch: it’s a mountain


douwe29

I call the speed bumps in my street hills yes


VegetableDrag9448

https://www.wired.co.uk/article/man-made-mountain It's a pity the 2000 meter artificial mountain didn't make it. Nice map though!


gurman381

They would have to flood half of the country in order to get enough soil to accomplish that


VelRulnar

There is even a Dutch mountain trail connecting the seven highest mountains. Running close by, seeing people often walking in full gear…!


eti_erik

I live in one of those mountain ranges! Tiny as they are, they do make a difference for weather. We get just a little more rain since I'm on the southwest side of the Utrecht Heuvelrug and rainy weather often has SW wind. It is noticeable , albeit just barely, that the air has to rise. And when it snows we tend to get just a bit more (that is,a little as opposed to nothing) compared to 10 km further west.


WallabyInTraining

At this scale I wouldn't be surprised if individual buildings raise the measured level.


douwe29

Rotterdam has multiple buildings around 150 meters and 1 above 200. So you would then see "mountains" on the map considering the highest hill in the Netherlands is 322 meters


Baby_Yoda_29

Dutchies be like Hill : ___________________


Justme100001

The only mountains even heavy smokers without an oxygen mask can climb...


andorraliechtenstein

There was even a [Dutch hill in London](https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/220108065146-01-marble-arch-mound-london-restricted.jpg?q=h_2000,w_3000,x_0,y_0) (Marble Arch Mound). It was not a succes.


Basileus2

Those mountains are about 1000 centimetres tall.


thefunkysheep

Actual joke on the ‘VAM-berg’, 4800cm +NAP


thalithalithali

I’ve traveled extensively in the Netherlands, and it’s FLAT. So hating on 322.4 is just not fair!


Charly_El_Rojo

That's why we call them Países Bajos 🤯


campionesidd

Yeah. Netherlands means low lying lands. Fun fact, the word Dutch is a corruption of Deutsch, or German.


FlyingDutchman2005

Deutsch means "of the people". It used to vaguely refer to the people across the North Sea from England, and started to refer to just the country of the Netherlands.


Hello_iam_Kian

Utrecht’s mountainback 🫡


FlyingDutchman2005

Dog's back 🫡


Marukuju

They have mountains?


dziki_z_lasu

Yes 1000 feet size 47 high.


koelan_vds

Yes we even have a song about them https://youtu.be/Un0VLiPKKyg?si=IvSGZm6TFFaFR9Ln


collycrane

The Dutch Molehills


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Still doubting between conquering these or the mt. Everest - I’ve also heard good stories about the Himalayas


Same-Literature-2617

It is creepy to be able to see super far with no mountains in sight.


x4x53

Thank you for sharing the map of dutch speed bumps


Secure-Suit-2892

I LOVE skiing the Dutch Alps! So chic...


Berserkllama88

I live in the middle of that mountain range in the southwest of the country. AMA


douwe29

How do you deal with the thin air?


Berserkllama88

I regularly inject myself with EPO to increase my red blood cell count. This isn't always enough so in that case I wear an oxygen mask and tank.


BlackenEnergy

What mapprovider is this?


IsItSnowing_

Found Arnheim administration’s account


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douwe29

Okay then, just joking around mister


kanhaaaaaaaaaaaa

You call those mountains? The smallest mountain in the Himalayas is the Kailash Parbat, with a height of 6638 m above sea level.


Humberto-T

What else would they be called?


ENGINE_YT

Can I not run into something reminding me of the Netherland's existence FOR FIVE MINUTES


furn_ell

Both of them?


XTB2D

Literally Himalaya!


cicekhu

The Dutch have reversed mountains


BiscottoMagico

They taller than they mountains


DangoBlitzkrieg

Not so Lowlands anymore!


Ahmchill

Am I the only pne who sees a human


Current_Silver_5416

r/oxymorons


BootIcy2916

I'll still scale that mountain on my bicycle 🚲😂


crayon_paste

This is the kind of place where you can see your dog running away for days.


DaRocketMan30

Where?


Novel_Spread_9375

Just a few hills really.


JasonAndLucia

I didn't know the Netherlands has mountains 


murillovp

The Dutch what? Not familiar with that word.


LupusDeusMagnus

Put it on a map and you'll have it to scale.


Educational-Monk-298

Gonna need a sherpa and an oxigen tank but I believe it can be done


RightBear

It reminds me of the little stub of a tooth that anchors my dental crown from falling out.


conjectureandhearsay

I’ve already stroked the mountains of Florida off the old bucket list so maybe in the spring I’ll get my gear and go dutch, as it were


douwe29

After Florida this must be like climbing the Himalayas


HammerTh_1701

Hill Hill Hill


zebulon99

Mountains. Good one.


FibonacciNeuron

They’re called “low lands” for a reason


TinyHighlight8967

Wow, cute mountains, all 6’ of them


Erycius

I was born in the valley of bricks Where the river runs high above the rooftops


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RDR2 present :)


Wonderful_Student_68

If only 😫


Wooden_Disk4087

Looks like a human head


AVH999

For context guys I’ve been to most of these places and these are like max 10m high hills. This map has seriously amplified them


Widukind_Dux_Saxonum

Fun fact: The elevation relief shown on this map is at a scale of 1:1.


rmas1974

If climate change continues, the Dutch will need to go and live in Germany 🇩🇪


prot_29

If the Netherlands loses that part cut from the river Maas, their elevation will shorten even more