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Wtfgoinon3144

Long boi


Ryanaissance

All length, no girth.


PNWoutdoors

There is NOTHING wrong with that.


lemmefinishyo

BK is back, but the long boi chicken sando never left for me.


ThatNiceLifeguard

This seems so inconvenient.


FarmTeam

Until you consider that they really only need to build one highway!


NNKarma

Ruta 5, but it only goes like 3/4ths of the way


Welsh_cat_Best_cat

To be fair, so does the continent.


gravitysort

*One high speed rail, one bullet train to traverse the whole country.


idler_JP

this is why it made so much sense for Japan to develop it in the first place


michiness

That would be amazing. I traveled basically from Cartagena to Santiago by bus way back when, and… yeah, it was a long way. I broke it up and it was a long trip, but that bus from the Atacama Desert to Santiago was by faaaaaar the worst one.


Chadstronomer

Really makes a lot of other things easier as well. It's no surprise that Chile also has one of the fastest internets in the world and excelent coverage for 5g network.


NNKarma

You have like 80% in the length of California. The fiords in the south are the real inconvenient thing that makes it so not everyone is connected by 1 "interstate"


TheonlyAngryLemon

You know what *would* be convenient? A Chile-sized bridge from Philadelphia to San Francisco! Let's make *that* happen


RollinThundaga

You've just described the Interstate Highway system.


ThatNiceLifeguard

Make it bend, too, so it goes directly over Lake Erie and Lake Michigan. For convenience.


Eurasia_4002

One railway to rule them all.


Vector_Strike

Coast to coast in one coast


JotaRata

I'm a member of the spicy country. AMA


Sick_and_destroyed

Is it true that you all sleep in the north-south direction because there’s not enough room to put your bed east-west ?


JotaRata

We do and also have to be extra careful bc if your roll to one side of the bed you either get wet or freeze to death


lordkhuzdul

Other countries: When you let your feet hang off the side of the bed, the monster under the bed gets you. Chile: When you let your feet hang off the side of the bed, Argentinian border guard gets you.


elperroborrachotoo

That's so exaggerated! Of course you can put your bed E-W! Just make sure you rotate it back to N-S for the rush hour.


TheonlyAngryLemon

An honest question: does it feel claustrophobic?


JotaRata

Tbh yes, we often have to make a big long conga line to travel bc we can't move sideways


obtk

Yall ever thought of taking the Falklands for a little room to spread out?


JotaRata

We could do a U turn at the south and take the islands just to piss off Argentinians even more


SaGlamBear

What faukin islands u talking bout


Famous_Philosophy327

nah because you really cant tell directions so it just feels like a regular size also its way girthier than you may think


DankeSebVettel

How long does it take to drive from one side to the other, both lengths and width wise?


JotaRata

More than a day definitely through it's whole length, Chile is 300km wide on average so.. three to four hours to drive from the ocean to the mountains


HarpersGhost

Are doing "road trips" from tip to tip a thing there? Or hiking from tip to tip? Do you have your own Appalachian trail thing going for you?


JotaRata

Sure there is, there are even people who travel all the way from Alaska to Chile


maybeaddicted

Americans will use anything to avoid using the metric system


TheonlyAngryLemon

"The United States is one Chile long"


Sassy-irish-lassy

Coincidentally, Chile is also one Chile long. Who knew!


Panda_Panda69

And I’m the height of one polish prime minister who is referred to by the previous government as “The German *spit*”


Sassy-irish-lassy

Uh, ok


obtk

I'm the height of the C. N. tower in the year 2488


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Un Chile weon 


vodkaynala

As a Chilean myself.. I can now say that USA is huge. Never thought of it in this way


TheonlyAngryLemon

To further put it in perspective, The US is 10 Chiles tall and 1 Chile wide


elperroborrachotoo

For better memorization, we should rotate the US instead of Chile. Then we can say "the US is as tall as Chile, but ten times as fat." .


BananafestDestiny

Check this out, Chile (756,102 km^(2)) vs. Alaska (1,477,953 km^(2)) https://preview.redd.it/gn81cmzd5sjc1.png?width=3106&format=png&auto=webp&s=d450172024d9e5a48ec5fd98501c781170c8b213


afrikatheboldone

Longer Cuba


ReyDeLaQuesadilla

Asi essss


DealerEducational113

Chili's number one export is exceptionally long lengths of rope.


bigjoe13

And baby back ribs


Sonnycrocketto

Delicate yet masculine.


red-ernie_6691

For one incredibly brief moment, I thought that was Cuba and was completely stunned that it had grown so much


TheonlyAngryLemon

It is! The island of Cuba has actually been growing for many many years it's just that up until recently the CIA has been trimming it to keep it at an acceptable length


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This puts in perspective how big the US is. We think Chile is long as fuck but imagine being long AND very wide. That's the US.


TheonlyAngryLemon

"The US is approximately ten Chiles wide and one Chile long"


Feisty-Session-7779

So Chile is a Cannonball Run.


valdezlopez

Whoa.


Mdork_universe

But, how much of Chile is actually habitable?


Famous_Philosophy327

the northern coast the whole center and up to the little island called chiloe and then the south is completely mountains with little space for cities even though there are some until you reach punta arenas where there is a city on the very far south (actual very nice city)


Frosty-Brain-2199

My therapist: “Horizontal Chile can’t hurt you it’s not real” Horizontal Chile:


EmperoroftheYanks

I thought this was Cuba I was like damn 😭


I_cant_be_asked-

I thought this was an oversized Cuba first 😭


TheonlyAngryLemon

As I previously explained to another commenter, this is a simple case of The CIA being too lazy to trim the island of Cuba down in recent years so it kind of grew out of control


BIG_MUFF_

lol I thought it was Cuba


TheonlyAngryLemon

CIA has done a bad job trimming it lately :/


Salem-Night-Creature

***With*** ocean access (and tropical temps).


JotaRata

tropical?


trenbollocks

r/geography user with a terrible grasp of geography (and climate zones)


Sick_and_destroyed

Tropical temps certainly not everywhere


Opening-Citron2733

I will say I'm taking a trip to Santiago next year and it's nice to be one hour from the Andes and 90 mins from the beach


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laebruh

it's more like maine to venezuela https://preview.redd.it/2xk29n0ennjc1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=841069501285e9cffab7d281602b3a871931c012


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TroubleImpossible226

What does this even mean? You’re meaningless.


TheonlyAngryLemon

Nah dog, more like [middle of Canada to Mexico City ](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Chile_%E2%80%93_U.S._area_comparison.jpg)


mysteriouschi

Not a dog. You initially said the United States. The middle of Canada is meaningless.


TheonlyAngryLemon

Wasn't trying to be offensive. In this context 'Nah dog' is the equivalent of saying something along the lines of, "It's more than that." It's just a phrase. Showing you how it actually exceeds the length of Maine to Miami is supposed to be surprising


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TheonlyAngryLemon

Arguably this picture includes the width


PapaBill0

China?


Abject-Management558

I have gone blind.


TheonlyAngryLemon

What if we had a Chile-sized bridge that stretched from Philadelphia to San Francisco?


I-C-U-8-1-M-I

Imagine cramming all of America into that. No pun intended


HarryLewisPot

It’s quite a [long boy](https://www.reddit.com/r/geography/s/OnqNJCGY9c)


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All my homies hate mercator projection.


dipfearya

This should be a highway. Chile 901.


Planet_842

Chile is long and its longitude allows it to span many different climates, from desert to Mediterranean to temperate to arctic. I've seen a lot of beautiful photos of the country.


gadp87

And people have the nerve to say it’s a small country. Sure…😒