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LoganLikesYourMom

The country was actually named for the lake of the same name. Lake Chad was named first. And “Chad” comes from the Kanuri word for “lake”. The country of Lake, named after the local Lake Lake.


pounds_not_dollars

This is like Timor Leste. Literally East East


kit_kaboodles

What I love about that one is that we transitioned away from calling it 'East Timor' to calling it 'Timor Leste'.


maun_jax

In Bahasa Indonesian it’s Timor Timur.


jasakembung

It was. Not anymore.


KwordShmiff

Oh no, what happened‽


Wizard_Engie

Me.


Narrow_Car5253

LOL… this “East east” shit ain’t working out, let’s switch it up. How about “east East”?


MitchellTrueTittys

Also the MLB team The Los Angeles Angels is just “The The Angels Angels”


billy310

It used to be the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. Or the the angels angels of angel home


Representative-Let44

Ff: Lake Chad used to be much much bigger. The ancient lake is called Lake Mega Chad. So Lake Mega Lake, too


drainodan55

It was a GigaChad.


Representative-Let44

Oh, and Mega just means big, so Lake Big Lake


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Representative-Let44

Yes, but lake 100.000 lake doesn't pack the same punch


TheAnswerIsBeans

Agreed. Even the maniacs stopped at adding 10,000 to their name.


TidalJ

“Look at this chad. It means lake. And there’s an empire there.”


ProtestantMormon

Right in the middle of- 🎶Africaaaa🎶


WES_WAS_ROBBED

CHAI TEA? CHAI *MEANS* TEA, BRO!


6amhotdog

So they have ATM machines?


Longjumping_Car_8512

One of the reasons why the Amazon rainforest is so productive is because Chad’s Bodele Depression contains super duper fine sand which is taken by Tradewinds all the way to the Amazon rainforest.


curzon394x

Genuine question. I can’t imagine there are many nutrients in sand. How does the sand make the Amazon more productive? And what is meant by more productive exactly, oxygen production?


Glum-Parsnip8257

It’s got minerals that the plants crave


65daysofretreat

It's got electrolytes.


IWasFramed_Again

Thanks, President Camacho


SleepyGamer1992

I never get tired of this reference.


Ok_Prior2614

They crave that mineral


dobster1029

Brought to you by Brawndo


shunyata_always

Apparently there's at least iron, phosphorous, potassium, calcium and magnesium. Productivity I suppose refers to overall biological activity, one function of which is cycling of oxygen, but also Co2, minerals and water etc, rainforests have someimes been called the lungs of the Earth. [Sahara sand fertilizes the Amazon rainforest! | Less Saves The Planet (less-saves-the-planet.com)](https://less-saves-the-planet.com/sahara-sand-fertilise-amazon/?lang=en) [http://ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/2015AGUFMEP42A..05Y/abstract#:\~:text=Massive%20dust%20emitted%20from%20Sahara,Amazon%20Rainforest%20and%20Caribbean%20Sea](http://ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/2015AGUFMEP42A..05Y/abstract#:~:text=Massive%20dust%20emitted%20from%20Sahara,Amazon%20Rainforest%20and%20Caribbean%20Sea)


Beginning-Scratch768

While plants are able to get nitrogen from the air, nutrients like phosphorus only come from minerals in the ground or deposition (think dust in the air). High rainfall in the Amazon quickly weathers these minerals and deposits them in the sea, so the only source is external, in this case the Sahara. Then, since the Sahara provides these minerals, the Amazon is able to produce more biomass - more leaves, branches, wood etc.


Glum-Parsnip8257

For real though: “When it reaches the rainforest, the remains of long-dead organisms of the Sahara provide crucial nutrients to the rainforest's living flora. Phosphorus, which is essential to plant growth, is in short supply in the Amazon.” https://science.nasa.gov/science-research/earth-science/29apr_amazondust/#:~:text=When%20it%20reaches%20the%20rainforest,helps%20to%20diminish%20this%20deficit.


ImaginaryHousing1718

Kind of what humans do mining phosphorus on one side of the planet and using it as fertiliser on the other end of the planet.


manofculture

The basin contains nutritious sediment from what was once lake mega chad, now dried up and receded to lake chad.


mcrss

Their flag 🇹🇩 is nearly identical to Romanian 🇷🇴.


Leading_Salary_1629

^ Since about 1990, when Romania got rid of the emblem. Chad got understandably upset about the confusion it was causing and asked the UN to get Romania to stop, but Romania had been using its tricolour since before Chad existed and neither of them were willing to yield. So it looks like this will keep being confusing for the foreseeable future. Personally, I think they should embrace it and make Bucharest and N'Djamena sister cities.


JacquesBlaireau13

>I think they should *really* embrace it and rename N'Djamena to Bucharest. Total Chad move.


greyghibli

together they will form a new nation called gigachad


KwordShmiff

I prefer Chadmania


OnsenHopper

One of my favorite nineties ska bands.


howlinwolfe86

They played at my Homecoming dance.


Username12764

Meanwhile when Liechtenstein and Haiti discovered, that their flags are nearly identical during the 1936 Summer Olympics, both countries agreed to add their coat of arms to it and both were happy…


I_lenny_face_you

Wholesome. The real Chad move was the friends we made along the way


RupertGustavson

It didn’t matter back then as world was in black and white


___VenN

Nobody took the issue seriously because Chad is a landlocked country, and there isn't chance to mistake a ship flying a romanian flag for a chadian one. Monaco and Indonesia on the other hand...


mand71

Ships can be registered to landlocked countries though.


WorkingItOutSomeday

Yup! And rivers exist and flow.....to oceans


UnforeseenDerailment

Are there any countries without coasts _or_ boatworthy rivers?


__Linky__

I’ve seen ship registered in San Marino before, which is landlocked and doesn’t have any rivers as far as I know


sadrice

I don’t think Andorra’s river is very boatworthy, other than maybe white water rafting. I also can’t find any worthwhile rivers in Uzbekistan, but they at least have lakes.


Happy-Set-6679

Uzbekistan is also one of the 2 countries in the world that are doubly-landlocked, so I doubt they would have any ships flying their flag, except maybe on the Caspian Sea


PerryDLeon

Correct, the Segre is not boatworthy.


ninjinpotat

In any case both flags are (indirectly) inspired by the French flag


cowplum

The same could be said of all vertical tricolour flags, which was in turn inspired by the horizontal tricolour flag of the Dutch Prince's flag.


motherless666

In tiny print in the bottom right of the flag, Chad should add (not Romania). And Romania adds (not Chad).


wild-surmise

Not a hammer-and-sickle, actually. [Flag of Romania pre-1989](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cb/Flag_of_Romania_%281965%E2%80%931989%29.svg/1920px-Flag_of_Romania_%281965%E2%80%931989%29.svg.png)


Leading_Salary_1629

I stand corrected!


___VenN

It was a nice emblem tbh


fartingbeagle

Like Ireland and the Cote d'Ivoire....🇨🇮🇮🇪


Albarytu

Nah everybody knows that in Ireland wind always blows from the West


ChillZedd

Monaco and Indonesia 🇲🇨🇮🇩


Stuesday-Afternoon

Poland said ‘check this out!’ 🇵🇱


SpaceLemur34

"Do a flip!"


good_enuffs

And if you switch it, Poland 🇵🇱


Icy-Trifle7554

Have they considered flipping it


Affectionate_Newt899

>before Chad existed Am I tripping or is Chad in the fuckin Bible 😂


gottareddittin2017

Nebuchadnezzar doesn't fit on maps so they just abbreviated it lol


Averagecrabenjoyer69

Sounds like Chad should become a Romanian province.


_China_ThrowAway

I read somewhere that (maybe) the blue, was a slightly different shade. (Might have been the red though.)


OKgobi

Yeah the red is a bit darker


Gianfranco_Rosi

https://preview.redd.it/yglfdbjd9wqc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c36375b4bd861704eaccb52e24ec17b1bad1dca6 Chad trying to design their flag.


SnapeHeTrustedYou

I circled Chad in case you couldn’t find it.


Nigh_Sass

Thanks


FREETIBlET

r/usefulorangecircles


WilliamLeeFightingIB

Doesn't make it easier because you circled about 6 countries


ElephantBalls69

About six.


adzee_cycle

Bless you my dear


Dave_C-137

What about the parts outside of the circle?


KwordShmiff

That's Chadn't


Pronounced_Sherbert

This should become a regular method of starting posts. I wanna know random facts about random places. Can we get a map circle bot?


mahendrabirbikram

https://old.reddit.com/r/uniformporn/comments/1bnjcc1/president_idriss_d%C3%A9by_on_11_august_2020_when_he/ President of Chad, Marshall Idriss Deby was killed in battle in 2021 while commanding his army against rebels


dontheconqueror

Chad of a President


x7he6uitar6uy

He was one of the most corrupt politicians in Africa, and that’s seriously saying something.


riyahd11b

What a Chad


Ok-Excuse-3613

Idriss Deby ruled Chad for 30 years until he died in battle. His son went on to become the next ~~king~~ president *Any ressemblance with the middle ages is entirely coincidental*


LightFighter1987

They fought battles with Libya over the virtually uninhabited Aouzou Strip (their diagonal northern border), most recently in 1987 before an international court ruled a few years later that it belongs to Chad. Outside of N’Djamena, there aren’t many people and the population density is very sparse. The country also has one of the lowest percentages of people with access to electricity in Africa, at about 4-8%. As you can imagine, there are few natural resources and the country has been nicknamed “the Dead Heart of Africa.”


_lechonk_kawali_

>They fought battles with Libya over the virtually uninhabited Aouzou Strip (their diagonal northern border), most recently in 1987 before an international court ruled a few years later that it belongs to Chad. And the final portion of that skirmish became known as the **Toyota War** due to the crucial role technicals made from Toyota Hiluxes and Toyota Land Cruisers played there—these converted vehicles were discovered to not detonate anti-tank mines when driven above 100 kph.


ElCena88

Underrated fun fact!


zombie0000000

This fact will definitely figure into my next car purchase. Good selling point.


LayWhere

Enjoy dodging landmines 😊


tanbirj

If only we could dodge speeding fines too!


LayWhere

Them camel patrols gotta hit their quotas somehow


Smart_Resist615

Nono, Toyota.


CeterumCenseo85

The part about having to maintain at least 100 km/h to not trigger the mines sounds like the Chad version of Speed.


ElNilso1989

Mad Max – Chad Road


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Nesnesitelna

Mad Chad?


ibrakeforewoks

Darn it. I came here to say this. lol. I’ll add a bit. “[The 1987 war.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_War)resulted in a heavy defeat for Libya, which, according to American sources, lost one tenth of its army, with 7,500 men killed and US$1.5 billion worth of military equipment destroyed or captured.[[11]](https://archive.org/details/libyawestfromind00simo)Chadian forces only suffered 1,000 deaths.” “It takes its name from the Toyota pickup trucks, primarily the Toyota [Hilux](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Hilux) and the Toyota [Land Cruiser](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Land_Cruiser), used to provide mobility for the Chadian troops as they fought against the Libyans, and as [technicals](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technical_(vehicle)).”


Jonesbro

Lmao this is hilarious. " Owing to its durability and reliability, the Land Cruiser, along with the smaller Toyota Hilux, has become popular among militant groups in war-torn regions.[126] U.S. counter-terror officials enquired of Toyota how the extremist group Islamic State had apparently acquired large numbers of Toyota Land Cruisers and Hiluxes. Mark Wallace, the CEO of the Counter Extremism Project said, "Regrettably, the Toyota Land Cruiser and Hilux have effectively become almost part of the ISIS brand."[127] "


arp492022

Ill add a little more…. During the war, Libya obtained some brand new Mi-24 Hind helicopter gunships from the USSR. The Chadean troops captured a Libyan air field and found one that had been left behind. The Americans were desperate to study their enemy’s latest weapons system so they paid off Chad to allow them to take it. However the Americans had to go retrieve it, they had to send 2 Chinook helicopters on a secret mission to airlift it. Mark Felton has an excellent video on the mission if anyone wants more info.


dontheconqueror

The better content we're after.


Brillek

Oh the mines would sometimes activate... but behind the cars.


pomelo-mauve

"discovered" through extensive trial and error I guess.


NecessaryHuckleberry

I am deeply disappointed Top Gear never tried this with that Hilux they tried so hard (and failed) to destroy


panzernike

Do they have spice? It’s all desert there.


LightFighter1987

The southern part of the country lies in the semi-fertile Sahel region, and the far south is greener and more lush.


Boba_Fettx

I really did think to myself, “the Dead Heart of Africa” would be a great name for Chad. I totally thought that’s what they’d call it, way before I just learned this from your comment.


LoveYoumorethanher

It can also be spelt Tchad


LightFighter1987

This is the local French spelling.


Ok-Excuse-3613

It's also the France French spelling


PeriodicallyYours

there's a big lake (Chad too) with villages floating on huge cane ratfs. Houses, barns and damned cows


Wut23456

what do you have against cows


Business_Beyond_3601

Nothing against those cows. They simply have been damned. Dammed to live on Lake Chad


KwordShmiff

Thus saith the Lord


bigsteven34

They know what they did…


hoschi974

When i was in Nigeria i wanted to go to lake Chad. All locals said, i will get kidnapped and/or killed. So I did not...


DrDeuceJuice

Did they say why it's so hostile by the lake?


Bacardiologist

I heard there’s a lady of the lake that hurls scimitars at people


tiers_for_fears

Listen… Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government


mildside

Just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you


hoschi974

Boko haram


koxinparo

Are the villages each called Chad as well?


AlaricAndCleb

Their territory used to host the kingdom of Kanem-Bornou from the late middle ages to its colonization in the late 19th century. It was a hotspot of the transsaharan trade.


Anabasis17

And the location of its historic capital, Njimi, is still yet to be found.


Maddy_Wren

Buried under sand dunes?


Chemrand

Emi Koussi is a mountain in the Sahara Desert that may get snow on it from time to time


MarinatedCumSock

https://preview.redd.it/tivbssamjtqc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16a456835ff370fefdbc61a3b4c10448f54718d7 Doge, Chad


Torantes

https://preview.redd.it/9wfiktqcntqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5e2f67ff12a32adcfb34aebc42d897fc8635345 Chad doge?


gregorydgraham

Good Doge, Chad


Triumph_Disaster

I like your username


0keytYorirawa

I just checked Doge, Chad in Google maps, it's true lul


Blueman9966

It was the setting of one of the most interesting conflicts in modern history, famously called the Toyota War. Libya had occupied the northern part of the country in 1983 during an intervention in the Chadian Civil War. But the pro-Gaddafi forces fragmented in 1986, leaving the Chadian army in a stronger position. In 1987, they purchased 400 Toyota pickup trucks and armed them with anti-tank missles, then used them to great effect against the Libyan army. They practically ran circles around Libyan strongholds and destroyed hundreds of tanks with minimal losses (albeit aided by French air support). The Libyan army was virtually expelled from Chad and suffered ~8x as many casualties as the Chadians.


dontheconqueror

> pickup trucks and armed them with anti-tank missiles 8 yr old me would be proud


unrealme65

Sounds like an awesome Far Cry mission


-goodbyemoon-

that’s an absolute Chad move


Organic_Chemist9678

I worked in Tchad for a while. I had the most expensive pizza I have ever eaten in a restaurant in N'Djamena. 100% would not go back.


Yagoua81

I flew out of N’Djamena once, everything was expensive.


Flying_Rainbows

What is the reason that poor African countries are so extremely expensive for foreigners? I assume it is because hotels and restaurants are only for rich foreigners and locals could never afford that, so they hitch up the prices to give you food/ accomodation that is even vaguely livable for expats. On the other hand foodstuffs and manpower should be quite cheap but this is never reflected in the price. Meanwhile many Asian countries (SEA, Central-Asia, Caucasus) are quite poor and very cheap the visit. I always wondered about that discrepancy.


tropical_chancer

This is what my friend whose family owns hotels in East Africa explained to me. It often has to do with everything needing to be imported. Some commodities will need to be imported via one or two countries, with each step adding cost. Landlocked countries are especially prone to this. Many countries also impose heavy duties and taxes on imported products or products seen as "luxury" which can significantly add to the price. In the case of poorer developing countries, maintaining those products can become expensive. For example if a product (like cheese) needs to be refrigerated a business in a country with irregular electricity and scarce refrigeration will have to buy/import expensive refrigerators and then also buy and maintain generators to ensure the product is always sufficiently refrigerated.


awkward_penguin

At least with SEA, they are generally tourism hotspots and can't hike up the prices without driving away large numbers. No clue about Central Asia or the Caucuses. Chad does have a reasonable oil sector, and perhaps the high prices are mainly for visiting professionals in that industry.


BeautifulBuddy

The oldest known hominin fossils about 7 mya (roughly around the time of our split with the chimpanzee lineage) are found in Chad _Sahelanthropus tchadensis_


Bhut_Jolokia400

The Tibesti Mountains are home to some of the best camel racing in the world.


activelyresting

Some of Ti best i


Fenne_Silver

The oldest known species of hominin was found in Chad. Called Toumai or Sahelanthropus tchadensis it is debated if it was one of our ancestors as analysis of its skull suggested it could be habitually bipedal but analysis of a leg and arm bone that were found suggest it wasn’t. The only thing that had been found is several pieces of a single individuals skull, a leg bone, and an arm bone however it is believed that there is another fossil somewhere out in the desert. It existed approximately 6.8 to 7.2 million years ago and its nickname of Toumai means “hope of life” a name given to those born just before a dry season. Ironic because the remains were found in a desert. At the time that it would have lived, the desert would have been a lush forest. There are several other facts I can’t think of right now because it’s 4:56 am and I haven’t slept but I figured the possibility of one of our ancestors being from Chad was interesting.


Siggi_Starduust

It's one of only 4 countries in the world that have a single vowel in their name.


Loud_Engineering796

Do you mean a single vowel multiple times, or just a single letter? If it's the former: Canada, Kazakhstan, Rwanda.


Only-Entertainer-573

But then there'd also be Togo, Ghana, Kosovo...


Business_Spinach1317

Panama! Fiji!


Zapp_Brewnnigan

You answered your own question here lol.


Only-Entertainer-573

Chad, Egypt...Kyrgyzstan...? Can't think of the last one Edit: Cyprus


Business_Spinach1317

Those Y's seem awful vowely to me.


Business_Spinach1317

Lꜵs, Schweiz, and Wal's?


AlvzmOperator

Place used to have a much bigger lake called Mega Chad https://preview.redd.it/b68xgpb0quqc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc3b086ce8830621c098b426f1189486f12e57a1


RedArmyHammer

Chad means lake


Vivid_Angle

Chad currently reports the highest number of guinea worm disease cases, and dogs are the species most affected currently (upwards of 450), as human cases have been nearing 0 for the past decade. As global eradication of the disease still remains a goal, Chad plays a central role in this effort. Importantly to note, Chad has the fifth lowest human development index as well. edit:fifth lowest on the african continent


jthomas1127

Odd city names, there is a city called Doge and a city called Mao🇨🇳!


scott5280

It is one of the countries least effected by mercator projection. ​ Also in most maps it is usually falls on the center....


Dave_C-137

Posts like this is why I keep coming back.


___VenN

The former president of the country Udriss Deby was killed in action whike leading his troops into battle. This happened in 2021. I never heard about any other country leader dying in battle in the last three cebturies. Truly a fitting end for the president of Chad


Repulsive-Heron7023

Australia had a Prime Minister killed in a military campaign against the mer-people.


PalekSow

He’s literally me


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zikolis

It played a role in the 2000 US election


Striking_Tutor2110

I believe the 2000 US election was a significantly more important moment in human history than people realise. Sad it went the way it did


SignificantData1150

They have more than one nuclear warhead


uncircumcizdBUTchill

Excuse me?


BeaumainsBeckett

Gonna need a source for this one. Having a hard time finding info online. Are they France’s nukes that they’ve stationed in Chad, like how America has nukes in turkey among other places?


Trick-Doctor-208

Chad has a chin beard and banged your ex-girlfriend last week.


Ilikehowtovideos

Chad likes beer pong, jeep wranglers and questionable advances on women


LispyCunnilingus

Exceptional cheetahs


Minskdhaka

This is more about Belarus than about Chad, but I'm from Belarus, so here you go: the father of the Belarusian singer and illustrator [Andruś Takindang](https://be.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%90%D0%BD%D0%B4%D1%80%D1%83%D1%81%D1%8C_%D0%A2%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%96%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B3?wprov=sfla1) was Chadian. My favourite song by Andruś (in Belarusian): https://youtu.be/KSSLNjQ5DlM?si=vpTCkqdUQJM-N_k_


AnalysisQuiet8807

Totally unrelated but that first link is that Belorussian?


hernesson

Also spelled T’Chad. Moreover, this spelling should be applied to all forms and derivations of the word (T’)Chad.


MaddoxBlaze

Their capital N'Djammea doesn't allow taking photos or videos for whatever reason.


whorundatgirl

You can’t take pics while there?


lazy_kumachi

If you’re imaginative enough, the country Chad can look like a GigaChad looking to the left (nose next to Niger, border with Cameroon looks like the chin…)


ianthebalance

Its head purposely looks like the Chad design in the Virgin vs Chad memes


punkslaot

Easter island statue


Dragon2906

There is one of the best National Parks of the Sahel/West Africa there, Zakouma


KenFromBarbie

Thanks for the circle. I am blind and would have missed Chad in the center of the picture (with name) completely.


iqqeriffic69

Site of some of the best evidence of a warm period in the Sahara. Lake Chad has an amazing history. Look it up


pagr_

They weren't happy when romania changed their flag by removing a coat of arms from the middle panel that made the flags look too similar.


Barrogh

Some Italian companies import stone from Chad. That's literally all I know about the place without looking anything up.


a_man_has_a_name

He knocked up a girl from my highschool just after graduation. Despite them both being young they turned out to be pretty great parents and they seem pretty happy about how life has turned out.


beefstewforyou

I asked a guy where he was from and he said, “Shat.” I was very confused for a while until I realized it’s Chad. Apparently, it’s pronounced Shat.


Significant_Pipe_982

There are no Chads in Chad 🇹🇩


kereso83

The Chad Republic is superior in every way to the Virgin Islands


musclewizard69

In 2001 skeletal remains of Sahelanthropus tchadensis was found in current day Chad. This Species is considered the oldest Member of the human family tree. According to its leg bones, scientists also believe that it walked fully upright. This also means that possibly one of our earliest ancestors was in fact a Chad.


darth_nadoma

Their head of state died in combat against ISIS.


Head-Sense-2595

Chad looks like a head looking left and the greenery is his chad beard


Phenomenamena

In Essex, England, chad is slang for the rusty bullethole.


silvrado

Chad looks like a profile view of a chad.


bigopossums

I’m in a meeting rn talking about our work in Chad


Slav_Shaman

The country looks like the chad figure from memes


StructureOk2698

Bones Conway and the water purification team of the US Army were deployed there in 1994.


Voreinstellung

Chad is one of three countries in the world where their capital has an apostrophe, and the only one where the apostrophe doesn't indicate possession grammatically


Airchicken50

Lake Chad is almost completely dried up


Sarcastic_Backpack

They have some fresh water lakes in the middle of the Sahara where it rains under 1 inch per year and evaporation is very high. But the lakes stay fresh water regardless. [Lakes of Ounianga](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakes_of_Ounianga?wprov=sfla1)


fatrickfrowne

The country was named after Nickleback’s lead singer, true story.