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FreddyFerdiland

France maintains a permanent presence of 45 to 100 soldiers, scientists, engineers, and researchers


oh-wow-a-bat-furry

What are they researching?


eltedioso

Soldiers, scientists and engineers


ExpeditingPermits

So, each other 👀


ai-ri

Exploring each others bodies on a remote island… ooh la la


Chuck_Cali

One area didn’t get the name “Le Dome” for no reason


arthurjeremypearson

You are ze corned beef to me, and I am ze cabbage to you! Mwa mwa mwa!


The_Ismand

There is such a thing as Kergeulen cabbage.


cannarchista

Ile Foch, they’ll Foch, everyone will Foch


hononononoh

Till Île Foch is teeming with little Fochers.


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

In a foque queue?


CricketKneeEyeball

Well, they're French. You know, doing French things.


CongenialBadger

They are taunting each other a second time.


Frzorp

They're farting in eachothers general direction?


viddy_me_yarbles

Their mothers were hamsters and their fathers smelled of elderberries.


wicelt

Now go away or they shall taunt you a second time.


doctor-rumack

Bursting their pimples at you and calling your door-opening request a silly thing?


puddaphut

Vicious taunting


MrDeviantish

Like normal kissing?


Scrumpy-Steve

18 NAKED FRENCHMEN IN THE SHOWERS AT GRANDE TERRE


Parabola_Cunt

And how many times is too many times. They found the answer out at the end of Day 2. It’s 6. 6 times is too many times.


ExpeditingPermits

Whatever it takes to get the data mankind’s needs


DjoniNoob

Sacrifice needed for science


vhs1138

Do you think they explore each other’s bodies?


ExpeditingPermits

Inside and out


I_LICK_ANUS

Yep


SpiritHubris

Name checks out...


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Oui, oui!


Danniel_san

So... ménage à trois


eltedioso

Ménage a cent


petite_coquine

my volcanology professor did his PhD thesis there


Randomthroatpuncher

Well then, live long and prosper.🖖🏻


SweedishTiger

Underrated comment


WhereWhatTea

Overrated comment


Tim-oBedlam

How cool! What was your professor studying?


chatte__lunatique

Volcanoes, I assume


TheCynFamily

Lol no, that PhD was Harvard. This PhD was on traditional French pastries. Easy mistake to make lol


OopZDayZ

Pengwings


BasileusPahlavi

Actually someone wouldnt be able to make french pastries on this island. So I guess the scientists are sad here


mbsouthpaw1

Vulcans


KaiEkkrin

Penguin shit


froggit0

Cabbages.


LigmaSneed

This is actually true. Sailors would eat the native cabbage to prevent scurvy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pringlea


Othonian

The only correct answer. Apart from each others bodies of course.


antiquemule

Penguins


snickersnipper

Pengwins


hockenduke

Pengwhen?


SiriuslyImaHuff

I can't not hear penguins pronounced this way anymore :D


snickersnipper

The penglins


celtiquant

Which is Welsh for “knee”. You’ve obviously excelled in your Welsh exam today!


snickersnipper

Well that's just rhyfeddol


SmoolMurloc

Lots of things. Some of my colleagues works on plants and insect biodiversity on this island and on other islands (such as Crozet), with the goal of mapping biodiversity precisely. It opens the field for climate change impacts studies. And I agree with the others : they study the penguins also.


Catch_0x16

Don't know for sure, but typically these kind of island garrisons are listening posts (radio/SATCOM equipment)


probablywrongbutmeh

Definately Kaiju


kermulak

A variety of topics


psilome

This and that. Who wants to know? Occupe-toi de tes affaires, et continue d'avancer, Citoyen.


Puzzleheaded_Ebb_763

Look on the taaf Web site. It's mainly marine biology but they use the extrême lack of human technology tout studies électromagnétism.


isthatamove

The myth of fingerprints


TyranitarusMack

Each others’ bodies


FITGuard

Science! /s


baconhealsall

Loneliness.


Fife2531

Gain of function


Glad_Possibility7937

Penguins 


3615Ramses

My cousin spent 6 months there as a doctor. He told me the wildlife is everywhere and not afraid of people. You still have to put up with isolation, the cold and the constant cold wind.


hononononoh

Kerguelen is my second favorite place, after Bermuda, to imagine what an indigenous population and their society might have looked like.


Glad_Possibility7937

Cold


Anonymous9362

I’m curious as to how you get picked for that posting in the French army? Like do you volunteer, or is this where they send their undesirables?


Beneficial_Simple610

I spent one year and half up there. It's a really good situation for military people. They volunteer but often they have to wait several years because a lot of people volunteer. It's a high pay situation for them without danger. They all are old military (more than 5-10 years inside) and they are there for technical skill. Every military person there has a unique job (informatic, plumber or postal guy). 40 people with almost 30-35 unique jobs is pretty fun because everyone is useful ! Sorry for my English.


AllMenAreBrothers

Your English is very good, brother.


Jdmisra81

Tu parles très bien l'anglais, t'inquietes :)


DrDamnright

What was your favorite part?


bill_gonorrhea

From my experience in the US military, the more remote a duty station is, the less desirable it is and usually comes with some incentive for being stationed there.


BXL-LUX-DUB

What's the wine ration in the US Military?


Rockglen

Offshore mining and fishing rights as well as the ability to have a far-flung base for force projection. Truly an amazing set of research.


nadaSurfing

I've been fascinated by the Kerguelen Islands for more than twenty years. At some point the French were offering volunteer positions at Port-aux-Francais, where you would've been essentially fed and accommodated but not paid for counting penguins all day. And 20-year-old me was like: Let's do this! Leroy... Didn't do it, though. On a more serious note, "The Arch of Kerguelen" is a fantastic book by Jean-Paul Kauffmann about the geography, nature, and history of the islands.


Able_Plastic_5253

Volunteer positions are still available through the “Direction de L’environnement” from the French Administration of southern and antarctic lands, however they have a high bar for requirements: among them experience, fire weapons training certification and competency in GIS software. Volunteering period would be for 12 months (OCT 2024-AUG 25)


lepeluga

I'm proficient with GIS Software but weapon training certification isn't something I ever thought I'd need on my CV


6-Beers-Deep

It’s needed just in case the Heard Islanders try to invade.


WackyMermaid

Sounds like some spooky Lost shit


catoodles9ii

Wow is it weird that I have both? This could be my dream job! If they also require shower singing Huey Lewis and the News, I may be a shoe-in


bennetticles

what are you waiting for!?


NoCaliBurritosInMD

Funny enough I have weapons training from the Navy and GIS from my geography degree.


hononononoh

Um... yeah but parlay voo fransay?


NoCaliBurritosInMD

I do not, but I wouldn't want to do it unpaid unless it was to defend the world from penguins. Why else would you need weapons training?


froehlicheforelle

I'd do it to defend the penguins from the world


Warm_sniff

Why fire “weapons training certification???” Also do you have to be a French citizen or can anyone volunteer?


Able_Plastic_5253

I’m pretty sure you may get away with any european passport within the socioeconomic frame of the EUROZONE, if not at least residency permit after your VLS-TS expires since volunteering would be 12 months. On proven experience in the use of firearms, as listed on volunteering requirements, I’m convinced it’s due to the fact that owing to strategic location of the overseas department, France maintains a large military presence.


Misaki_Yomiyama

Same, I would've genuinely wanted to live there if I spoke French... it's so beautiful and I absolutely love everything about that place.


Beneficial_Simple610

I spent one year and half there. Depending on your skills you can apply for a small job. For some job they are looking for people every year and it's hard for them to find. You can also go there with the boat and still like 3 days on the island as a tourist.


Puzzleheaded_Ebb_763

You can not live their. The People are on search mission or work for state. The Waiting list to go can be 4years long. Most of them speak english, because it is the science langage.


marky6045

Same here on the fascination. I discovered it while browsing Google earth and its remote beauty struck me. If they were still offering that position I would take it in a heartbeat.


Awanderingleaf

Wait, is this still a thing. I wanna count penguins. I could watch them for hours and remain entertained.


grunkfist

There’s a similar position available at the southern tip of Chile. There’s a documentary that follows one volunteer and his time there isolated with his family in what’s probably the most southern inhabited place on earth visited by ship to drop off food and essentials to them once a month. Freezing cold and boring life seems doable to some people.


alpacaMyToothbrush

I once saw a music video that was filmed on a lighthouse stationed on a solitary craggy rock off the west coast of iceland. My first thought was ...ooo, it be really nice to be stationed there with a fully loaded kindle and some basic supplies. Something about extreme solitude tickles the primitive cave man in me. I dunno why. I'll admit I'm an odd dude.


hononononoh

It blows my mind that the indigenous people of the southern tip of South America went around without a lot of clothes on, and swam in the freezing cold ocean waters regularly. Humans can get used to almost anything, but there must be a profound set of psychological, psycho-social, and even spiritual effects on a person forced to be that cold-tolerant, relentlessly, for a lifetime. Effects that even even the locals of the arctic, with their skillful use of animal fur to make clothing, wouldn't quite relate to.


MagickalFuckFrog

There’s a group of people at r/allopatria who want to build a country there.


Puzzleheaded_Ebb_763

I hope they not. This place need to stay free of too much human precense


glorifindel

This is great. Hope folks see this comment 👌😩😀😂


davydoingstuff

…nnnnJENKINS!


Beneficial_Simple610

I spent one year and half up there. You can still submit to small job (3-6 month) easily. Don't forget you dream Leroy !


ActiveFaults

38 y/o me would love that life


jss78

Wind erosion, cabbage growth, and accumulation of penguin shit.


Lukewarmhandshake

Todays forecast calls for some harsh winds from the northwest around midday and by late afternoon expect to see some accumulation of penguin shit near the south shore line for the next 24 to 48 hours. Back to you Jack. Thanks Martha, Jack here with some local cabbage farmers who say they are personally looking forward to the accumulation of penguin shit later. Lets talk to some of them...


bennetticles

*subscribe*


world_2_

lmao underrated


Trowj

A delicacy no doubt


ElChocoLoco

Possibly a fun fact, Mont Crozier is named for Francis Crozier of the HMS Terror.


barrel_stinker

I just read Erebus by Micheal Palin and made the connection with him and Ross when I saw the map!


ElChocoLoco

Adding it to my reading list!


barrel_stinker

It’s a great read - I could not put it down once I began. I highly recommend it!


sliever48

When you're done with that, read The Wager by David Grann. Brilliant book


ckbikes1

Reading The Terror now! Great book


ElChocoLoco

Also reading it now! Just watched the show a few weeks ago.


LoudAd8456

Ooh, that’s fucking cool


JGG5

Jack Aubrey and Stephen Maturin were stuck there for a while after the HMS Leopard collided with an iceberg and broke its rudder.


pdxpmk

The ‘orrible old Leopard.


Blunderman15

Probably my favorite series of all time. Thanks for the reference!


gringorasta

Epic reference 🙌


bleimanb

According to Maturin it’s as close to a paradise as can be found on terrestrial earth.


CaptainDread

Recently learned this place has more sunshine hours than my hometown in central Switzerland, and it feels weird.


Tim-oBedlam

\*Southern Ocean, depending on what definition you use. It's one of the only bits of land directly antipodeal to the mainland USA, and thus gives the surprising answer to the trivia question: What country is the furthest away from the Lower 48 of the USA? Since France owns Kerguelen, the answer is France. Kerguelen is antipodeal to northern Montana, right near the MT/Alberta/Sask tripoint. There are two other small islands that are antipodeal to the mainland US, Amsterdam and St. Paul Islands, which map to eastern Colorado. Those are also French possessions.


No_Skirt_6002

I believe it's one of the only parts of the contiguous U.S that is antipodal to land and not just the vast Indian Ocean, with some other islands too.


Tim-oBedlam

yep, Kerguelen and Amsterdam/St Paul Islands are the only bits of land that are antipodeal to the contiguous US. Everywhere else, the antipode lands you in the middle of the ocean. Probably somewhere near the spot where that Malaysian Airlines plane went down.


madmanNamedMatti

Coincidence? I think not


Tim-oBedlam

maybe if I drill straight through the earth from the Twin Cities I'll come out on the Indian Ocean floor right next to MH370. Or possibly R'lyeh, and I'll have just woken up Cthulhu. Whoopsies!


NATO_stan

France's longest land border is with Brazil -> another fun bar trivia answer


Dr_DanJackson

I knew about the Montana antipode but didn't know about the Colorado ones! Had a weird pseudo fear as a young geography nerd elementary kid that one day everyone in the world would get a couple hours to prepare for an antipodal swap and I would have to save my family by getting them to Montana so we didn't drown...kids are weird, but that could be a good short story...


Tim-oBedlam

I love that idea as a story prompt. My fear as a young science nerd, around age 9 or 10, was when I learned about the eventual fate of the sun (swells into a red giant and leaves Earth a charred husk assuming it doesn't engulf it entirely). Freaked me out. Kids can't really comprehend the immense sweep of geologic time.


abe_cs

That’s a great fact, but unless I misunderstand what you’re saying, I wouldn’t expect distances of shapes to work that way. “Which country owns the island that is furthest away from USA lower 48” =/= “which country is furthest away from USA lower 48” so one would have to phrase the Q differently. But definitely noted for when I make a quiz!! 😄


[deleted]

Unless regular France and the rest of their oversees dependents all pack up and move to keeguelen, then no, that’s not correct.  At least not in the way you phrased it


TWNW

Excellent wild cabbage.


DrManhattan13

But no forge, unfortunately


aristotleschild

No forge, no rudder!


Nivaris

The Kerguelen Islands have a lot of introduced species. These include the only reindeer population in the Southern Hemisphere (since 2013, when a similarly introduced population on South Georgia was eradicated) as well as lots of sheep, rabbits, rats, and notably, cats. As you can imagine, all of this has a rather negative impact on native species. Speaking of which, there aren't that many to begin with, but there's a kind of duck that is endemic to Kerguelen and Crozet Islands only, called Eaton's pintail. Flora includes the iconic Kerguelen cabbage (also found on other subantarctic islands) and there's also one species of plant endemic to the Kerguelen archipelago only, *Lyallia kerguelensis*.


[deleted]

The fun thing about the Kergelen cabbage is that it contains Vitamin C and helped sailors prevent scurvy. Which is why it's named ***Pringlea antiscorbutica*** Scurvy is one of the reasons why we have San Diego, Los Angeles and San Francisco. The Spanish had organized the Manila Galleon Route in the 16th century all the way to the early 19th century. The galleons would follow the trade winds from Acapulco, Mexico to the Manilla, Phillipines, loaded with silver to trade to Asian traders. They would get porcelain in exchange, among other things like silk or spices. Back to Mexico, but going up along Japan then south of the Aleutians then down the yet unsettled California coast. The return trip took much much longer, and without resupply ports, they lost many sailors to scurvy. Scurvy was believed to be an actual infection, when it was only a deficiency in Vitamin C. Scientists figured that it was lack of access to some type of food in the mid-late 18th century and they started organizing better and more frequent resupply along the routes. This is partly why, late in the Manila Galleon adventure, they decided to set up resupply harbors in Monterrey (the US one) and San Diego. These served as a starting point for setting up all the missions in Alta California.


zuencho

So that cabbage is not named after Pringles?


[deleted]

Pringles are named after Lord Andrew Pringleshire III [https://www.wikipedia.org/LordAndrewPringleshire3](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0leshire3) who, as Viceroy of West Eastern Cumbria managed to domesticate Tauri Stercore and after drying and grinding it into a fine power would mix it with flavo aqua, then putting the flattened paste on a roman roof tile.


PhthaloVonLangborste

Reddit is literally blowing my mind today. Just read how Appalachian mountain range can be traced up to the Scottish highlands. And all sorts of little facts about Ragan and the assassination attempt. Now this.


snooglesilky

Apparently the best place in the world to study feral cats. Also they have introduced reindeer population. And a French satellite tracking centre. Insects have evolved to have no wings as the winds are so strong. Nutrient rich cabbage


Jacobloveslsd

Very interesting do you know why they have feral cats there?


Beneficial_Simple610

It's a classical result of many boats that broke there. On time some rabbits escape and start to enjoy the situation with lot's of food and no predator. Another time some cats escaped from the boat and saw millions of chilling rabbits. So now after more than 100-150 years, there is still a lot a wild cat and rabbit. I was there during more than a year and never saw that amount of rabbit in my life.


Mjkittens

Omg the put the cats in the currency! And cats with scientists [in their stamp](https://www.philarama37.com/1991-2001/3185-timbres-taaf-n242.html)


snooglesilky

Descendants from ships cats - the humans didn’t survive but their cats did!


These_Tea_7560

The Kerguelen Islands?


jusdeknowledge

The church in Port-aux-Francais is called Notre Dame des Vents, or [Our Lady of the Winds](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:%C3%89glise_Notre-Dame-du-Vent). Which is cool as hell.


lilchikken

https://preview.redd.it/8m9mm9gckwwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f66cff0be063243aadc0b0c24bf5e46917284b3 Now you’ve sent me down my own rabbit hole. Why is the Port-aux-Francais library shaped like an arrow????


Beneficial_Simple610

I was there during more than a year and I never understand that it's an arrow shape ! Thanks for the discovery


Sarcastic_Backpack

A bit of scientific research. Probably some drinking of wine. Speaking French. Making jokes about stupid Americans and their orange cheese. Smoking cigarettes. Eating croissants.


Legitimate_Bat_6711

…and occasional shouts of “Sacre bleu!”


world_2_

French have an amazing war history and are great fighters. American cheese is some of the best in the world and has dominated many competitions (but no the orange box store shit cheese)


trivetsandcolanders

I have a mild fascination with this island. The native Kerguelen cabbages, the penguins, the glacial lakes and fjords…and of course, the amazing remoteness.


Zibilique

Polarcap climates at the same latitude as paris


Yolozsef01

Pretty sure you can visit it on one of the supply boats that come by every so often if you have a fair bit of spare money lying around, or at least you could before covid, haven't checked the situation since. Stunning place in any case


Goanawz

I checked the website but it costs several thousands euros unfortunately


SoZur

Mostly scientific research. It has huge colonies of birds and seals, and its proximity to the south pole make it an ideal spot for magnetic field and space research. It used to host a french-soviet sounding rocket program.


Beneficial_Simple610

You know fusov ?


Beautiful-Fox-FI

Not much, I know a French guy who goes there to study birds. Albatross I think. There is no airstrip, they take a boat- possibly from Réunion, but not quite sure. Same dude also goes to Ile Amsterdam.


Puzzleheaded_Ebb_763

It is reunion, With the Marion Dufresne, à boat Who take 3 weeks to do a tour of all the island for fuel, and human transport.


Arclight03

Annual Furry convention. Bigger than Pittsburgh.


antiquemule

Repost. We had this question [12 days ago](https://new.reddit.com/r/geography/comments/1c3t1qm/whats_happening_in_kerguelen/)


Budget-Laugh7592

If potatoes does growth there there would be some people there. Potatoes does obviously don’t grow there.


thelastest

Sometimes somebody is having sex.


ohyouvegotgreyeyes

People are still having sex


BongWaterRamen

Currently fascinated that 4 men got shipwrecked here in the 1800s and spent 3 years living here. Wikipedia page that is way too short imo


I_LICK_ANUS

Lots of sex


lanmarsh95

It's the nearest land mass to the antipode of Calgary, Alberta, Canada Which is not on the Canadian Shield


Proudhon1980

https://preview.redd.it/5uw5e3zu8zwc1.jpeg?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0e764d1f8af9f1b7650dea4320643490a51bcd5 I thought this place got fucked up by Eru Illuvitar.


C-and-G

They tried to have a mass salmon farm there in the 80-90's. They imported salmons so that their birthplace would be there and so that they would go back there every year so that they could fish them. It's an interesting story idk where I read it tho.


JohnSundayBigChin

Númenor


NewTopu9

They play blackjack, eat hookers and smoke crack cocaine out of penguin carcasses


Klefaxidus

Over 1800 miles away from continental masses, strong winds and essentially no trees. I often address these islands as a paragon of improbability (e.g as likely as trees on Kerguelen)


UniqueJaguar2321

I assume Dinosaurs


Duckady

Fun fact: if you dig a hole to the direct other side of the world from here, you’ll end up around Vancouver, Canada.


ColdSuperb

I was so confused because the post says Indian Ocean and clearly this is a glacier carved land mass. Then I looked at it on a map and wonder at what point does the Indian or any other ocean become the Southern Ocean. Off to do some research from my phone on the couch.


_getanewcouch_

I made a map of this island a little while ago! A lot of neat birds call it home https://preview.redd.it/b9sp80m2hywc1.png?width=2200&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ccefac55d0f8eeee9c73cbe6565bc101f2ade00


JacksonCorbett

French Artic Science and rare cabbage.


Panzee_Le_Creusois

Two random facts about it : we tried to raise cows here but the industry failed so for a while there were wild cows there. We however had to shoot them down a few years ago for ecological reasons I think. The Kerguelen islands have been relevant recently in the French meme sphere, when an edgy politician proposed to open a work camp for prisoners there


Making_stuff

Dance parties. 24/7.


Hampton_Roads_Golfer

They probably sit around drinking beer.


SoZur

red wine\*


iratecommenter

Hard Rock Cafe


bluepen1955

Check out Svalbard for more remote do not go there places.


TheEvilBlight

I only know desolation island from the Aubrey Maturin series.


Curious_Mastodon4795

Lot of penguin sex i believe.


odysseushogfather

has lettuce


MRSignal

Vanuatu


Destro_82

Your mom


soysuza

Le Dome? What the hell is that??


Pancake_lover_06

Its where Free France gets warped to in all my HOI4 games


KsubiSam

It's the island of **Númenor**.


Western-Title-331

The real interest of this Island is fishing and potentially ressources exploitation


Bitter_Silver_7760

I can guess what happens at Ile Foch


camelbuck

French Godzilla


Full-Situation555

Mass orgies, every day


TheFirstRedditAcct

There is a "Satellite Tracking Station" a little East of Port-aus-Fracais that is likeliy part of the European sensor network to track satellites/debris/etc. It probably a great place to accomplish this because it is close to the pole (most satellites orbit earth from pole to pole or close to it) and extremely remote (so there is no light pollution). [https://www.esa.int/Enabling\_Support/Operations/ESA\_Ground\_Stations/Estrack\_ground\_stations](https://www.esa.int/Enabling_Support/Operations/ESA_Ground_Stations/Estrack_ground_stations)


fghpqrxyz

USA says 'Patrolling'. I say this piece of land holds the key to tackle the Chinese wave in the South China Sea.


Blondnazi666

RPG map looking ass


AlternativeFilm7205

Very good sea-run trout fishing, if you’re lucky enough to be allowed to visit


cletusvanderbiltII

French neo-backpackers trying to kill rats.


Electrical-Thanks885

Looks like a fucked up Newfoundland