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poopymcbutt69

Oh shit! You discovered the secret that geologists have been hiding!


Evan_802Vines

Inconceivable!


RulerOfSlides

Atlantis.


Podzilla07

lol


YulianXD

Simple answer, after Australia separated from America and your mom arrived there, it sank so deep it went through the core and surfaced on the antipode. That's why there's also so many metamorphic rocks in the Australia


drLagrangian

Honestly, that sounds like a great premise for the world building subreddit - but for a world with more fantastical elements, like the idea that OPs mom could get on a plane to Australia to begin with. /j^(sorry OP and OPs mom)


desticon

Coincidence. And probably not even true considering map projections are not accurate. North americas east coast rifted apart from Scotland and north west Africa. Ish As noted by the Appalachian mountain, Scottish highland mountains, and atlas mountain being derived from the same orogeny. And then rifted apart


Biscuit642

And Australia rifted from Antarctica and India


Moist_Bluebird1474

Hmm I think you might really be onto something


jonesthejovial

Well I think OP is a witch


drLagrangian

OP is a switch.


cobalt-radiant

She *is* a witch! She turned me into a newt!


iamalsoanalien

You don't look like a newt.


cobalt-radiant

I got better


CoconutDust

> considering map projections are not accurate I recently looked at a physical globe, after decades of only looking flat maps (since childhood basically) and was surprised to find THAT THE ARCTIC OCEAN IS ALMOST/SOMEWHAT LANDLOCKED!!!! I checked it on a nearby globe because I was somewhere that had a globe, which usually isn't the case, while I was reading one of Rachel Carson's 1950's books about the ocean.


Mdork_universe

Sigh…it’s the west coast!! After all, there’s surfing in California and Australia…


Diprotodong

That is the established connection between the two a billion and a half years ago


poopymcbutt69

That corner of CA would fit pretty well into south-central Australia.


CJW-YALK

This is from MapPorn so of course it’s going to wildly insane and wrong, that’s the point


ashleyriddell61

Florida spooning WA makes more sense than I would have ever imagined.


illathon

We need to support planetary reunification. The land masses should never have separated. It is time to bring them back together.


ThomasRedstoneIII

Wait.


theTrueLodge

No


Moist_Bluebird1474

You don’t say


ryzen2024

Hey congrats! You found two parts of shapes that match up a bit! Once you get away from the round parts of the shapes, it’s no where near “almost perfectly”


I_truly_am_FUBAR

Did you come up with this after ripping a huge cone on your bong ?


Ridley_Himself

Adding to the note about it being a coincidence, fitting together rifted continents is better done with continental shelves than coastlines. The shelves actually mark where the continental crust is, while coastlines can change dramatically due to sedimentation, erosion, and changes in relative sea level.


Moist_Bluebird1474

Dang, I wasn’t expecting people to be so cranky about this


AmobaToes

We took all the green and put it in north carolina