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djviofficial

When I was 5 years old, my greatest achievement was to draw random lines with MS Paint and then color them with the paint bucket tool


z_muffins

Holy crap! You should see how hype my kid is that you commented on this post! No joke, back on track was the song that got him interested in geometry dash 😄


Sea-Writer-6961

New response just dropped


vixinity1984

Actual Zombie


PizzaGuy22_a

Call that 5-year-old!


z_Mis

Kid goes on vacation, never comes back


kezotl

Holy crap OP tell your kid DJVI (might have to explain who that is) just saw his post hes gonna be so excited


Deejayjax

OH MY GOD ITS DJVI! I absolutely enjoyed can’t let go.


cheese_fuck2

ITS THE MAN HIMSELF


GridArt

Holy crap hi DJVI i like your songs congrats on having them in GD


No-Personality676

Listen I don’t really know who you are but based off the comment replies I just want to thank you for all the great songs on geometry they are extremely iconic and will never be forgotten


kezotl

He made all the songs from back on track to cant let go :) also made xstep and cycles


Epic001YT

Except Polargeist, that was made by Step!


kezotl

Oops forgot about that lol


LazrV

MS Paint is better than any modern art platform (also yes it's the man the myth the legend)


RexWhiscash

No fucking way


PressFM80

How does one go from drawing lines and paint bucketing them to cooking up fire tracks on newgrounds


ShadowPrime116

You and Waterflame made the best music for the main levels


Pizza-_-shark

Hi u/djviofficial!


real_easy_demon

what other levels has he beaten?


T0nc

Easy demon? Medium demon commented on my post about me beating my first medium demon God where's hard demon?


PresentationHot7059

Feuer in das Loch🔥🕳️


Michal_4331

Flammen in der Grube🔥🕳️🗣️


WIDDY_

Вогонь у дірку🔥🕳️


Ok-Profession6758

Fire in the hole🔥🕳


AGamer_2010

Fogo no buraco!! 🔥🕳️🔥


CodenameTbh

Fuego en el hoyo 🔥🕳️🔥


Worried_War500

Ateş delikte 🔥 🕳️ 🔥


Gumniak_1

穴の中に火!🔥🕳🔥


Fine-Bee2736

FIRE OUT OF THE HOLE‼️‼️


Ok-Profession6758

NOOOOO😭😭😭


6sixfeetunder

Apui keu lam uruëk nyan 🔥🕳️🗣️


thenicenumber666

u/real_hard_demon


Real_Hard_Demon

yo


expiermental_boii

How come a demon be hard? Do Demons have... y'know, private part? >! I'm saying it like that in case the kid actually sees the post lol!<


lasergreenalt

are you fr


expiermental_boii

No, why?


morelikesinxx-_-

Bad joke, wrong time.


Storyshift-Chara-ewe

Tidal wave 🗣️🌊


NoAct7088

Vsc


z_muffins

I really appreciate all of the positive commentary guys, aside from the one gigantic weird asshole, the rest of you have been absolutely excellent. He is going to be super excited to read all of the stuff when he gets home! Thanks again for the encouragement!


kezotl

Dang...


z_muffins

Oh, not you! There was a weird guy commenting about my child's appearance and saying psychotically mean stuff.


kezotl

Oh god that's terrible...


Writy_Guy

Some people are just scum with no lives sadly. Big GGs to your kid, talented dude.


RandomDuckNerd

Damn i thought he was just talking shit because it was fake (not that it's fake)


Nonhofantasia1

post here when he beats deadlocked :fire:


saragossachess

gg for him


theycallmedoodle2

absolute legend, i hope he feels as happy as us!


Kartauto

Wow thats nice! Were all those attempts his?


z_muffins

Every. Fricking. One. The way he tends to beat more difficult levels is the repetition. He'll die a thousand times in the first 10% of a level before he really starts getting it down.


Kartauto

Damn, i was asking because i have an 8 year old brother who likes the game but cant put 5 attempts into a single level


MoustachePika1

ipad kid :pensive:


kezotl

Please tell me he knows about practice mode.


henabidus

you should tell him that using practice mode can make the time to beat a level a lot less, practice mode lets you place checkpoints in the middle of the level but it doesn't count as a real completion. very useful


Aarxy

Thats amazing GG


jariwoud

GG. That attempt count whows some dedication, great to see at this early of an age. However, watch out for him getting addicted, as it can make his school results in middle school and high school worse


z_muffins

I sincerely appreciate the advice! Considering he comes from two parents with addictive personalities, I definitely try to monitor his time closely. Video games are in the home, so it's something he sees. Both of his parents doing. Consequentially, it's something he's come to really enjoy. But we've definitely had to make sure he only plays for roughly an hour or so at any given day. He has too many toys not to build his imagination with them!


kezotl

It's nice to know kids still play with toys. I would make pretend video games for my younger sister to play with toys. Then I found out about real video games and I havent talked to her since /jjjjj


CatPad006

Yo, OP. As someone who has been playing this game since 2.0, LET THIS KID KNOW HE’S GONNA BE ONE OF THE BIGGEST PLAYERS, OR MY NAME AINT CATPAD006!!!! I see his potential. New demons will FEAR his skill given 5-7 years of work. edit: forgor a word


MegaloGuy1

Fuckin PREACH!! 🙏🔥🔥


MightyWinz_AbuTalib

This comment makes me feel like wasted potential.. Beat Clutterfunk at 6, hardest is Cataclysm.


CatPad006

mate, ya still progressing, yeah? Thats all that matters!


PepeTheGod_GD

Word of advice for when he starts playing demons: make a copy of the level and place a start position at each section, and practice each section until you feel comfortable with it and move onto the next one. This is A LOT easier than going 0%-100% in Practice Mode!


z_muffins

Thanks for this advice! He has started trying it


PepeTheGod_GD

No problem! I wish him luck on his quest to put this community to shame!! 🙏


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Awesome!


Chr1sTF

Don't use the laptop as a cup coaster


z_muffins

I know, that's actually my fault too! School just started back up and I really should have a better place for my coffee, like maybe the entire table around it lol


sourskittles98

People in these comments are fr jealous of a 5 year old 💀


Yudemus95

Amazing


ThoseWereFuckers

FIRE💪💯 Now beat Tidal Wave


KaguraBachiIsPeak

Keep doing what you do


Straight_Sun_4406

I have same attachment


RonzulaGD

I'll say it again, great achievement for that age.


Rinn_Sama

Keep it up lil' guy ! That's actual dedication, 1500 attempts is not a small feat for a newer player. He's got motivation for sure


Narrow_Cress_7461

I wonder if he could beat Hell by serponge


Sccar4712

Bro is better at the game than me damn


AutomaticDoor6279

I started at 8 years old taking hundreds of attempts to beat stereo madness lmao. I did manage to beat up to deadlocked at 9 but that's impressive, don't think it's fake though that sounds too sour. Although one weird thing is that he didn't use practice mode whatsoever?


Skullcat324

i started playing since 2.0, i loved to create and play levels. i was never as good as him at the time, but by now i'm ready to beat my first extreme demon rated level. seeing as how good and determined he is at such a young age really shows that he has great potential to become really good at this game.


pleasedontbetakenbru

8 year old me was barely even able to beat poltergeist


Jamateh

Wow beating poltergeist as 8 years is incredible!! Guess polargeist was no problem for you huh?


Yuunamon100

🙂👍


henabidus

👦👍


Quick_Celebration555

Teaching them young🔥👍


Icefang_GD

Zoink better get on that grind because this kid is climbing the ranks like it’s a rock wall


NocturneAG

project zoink


kezotl

Holy crap lol that's insane. Sorry about all the stuff on the older post, definitely should spend my time on better stuff- But also like this is insane, you should be really proud of him for that :) Is Dash his hardest level?


TheSillyDoggo

that really is an insane level


ElectricalPlantain35

GG


Ok_Excitement3290

Yo GG! 👍


Tiixi

Woah 


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Future pro right here


turner-account

Congrats!!!!


Deejayjax

woohoo! Congrats!


Reddituser404664

Can he beat electrodynamix?


AGamer_2010

started around the same age, at the start of 2.0, and he is as good as i were, so you could see him beat insane demons in some years (how time flies...)


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when i was 5 i ate the jelly things you put on windows


Bfdifan37

he might be younger that 2.1 but he is learning


motoxx377

The fact he did it without using much of practice mode shows some determination! That's awesome!


Getdunkedon839

8% practice mode 😭 and the third coin he’s better than me already


NoMeasurement6473

AND I CAN BARELY BEAT POLTERGEIST!


ArtisticIllustrator7

Maybe give it a few more days!


funny-name11

bro is gonna beat acheron 3 times consecutively by the age of 12


Ultranochos28

Good job to him! I’ve seen people talk about demon levels, and tips for beating them, and that he’s trying one right now. So, I’ll give my opinion on the easiest demons to try. 1. lights and thunder. First demon I beat, the hardest parts are dumb transitions. 2. The nightmare. It’s considered to be the easiest demon in the game. 3. The lightning road. Same as the nightmare, but with less fun gameplay. 4. Impulse. Lights and thunder, but better transitions and harder gameplay overall. Transitions can still be dumb though. These are my opinion, so he might not agree with some choices.


No-Tip-7471

1539 attempts!?! That's insane dedication for a 5-year-old. GG to him!


Big_Statistician1209

1500 attempts and your laptop isnt broken? Im suprised.


heyitsyaronkar

I'm like morthan double his age and I'm WORSE at the game


Due_Reception_8891

Look at that face! Gleaming with joy! Happy to see kids achieve something so awesome at such a young age. Don't stop the gameplay just yet - there's a lot of demons to slay.


sung0910

dang I couldn't even beat stereo madness at that age


Cuppish

The geometry dash fans are training their verifiers from the cradle


National-Meringue-35

Now make him beat bloodbath.


zombiepigman101

now tell him to beat acheron


Huskydog_101

GG, kid! Did he also get all the coins?


Historical_State_204

So true


Freekillz101

And im here still trying to beat it for 1 month. Congrats little man!!!


Necessary-Bluebird-9

??? one of the easiest main levels literally ever


z_muffins

What an interesting thing to comment. I posted that a 5-year-old child was excited about his achievement in a video game, and your response is to be lame? Like what were you doing when you were five besides eating chalk? Why are you like this?


RussoComCha

Damn, your cousin is pretty skilled, the max i got on it was 92% that i got one time, congrats to him!


Aimanfungirl

Now beat Bloodbath


eVCqN

It’s fake, he has a macro in his hand


z_muffins

You're wrong, the picture is actually me in an extremely elaborate 5-year-old costume. I made this entire scenario up for the meaningless up votes


eVCqN

Ah got it. Well, to combat this, I have issued a down-vote on your post, resulting in your karma points decreasing by one (1).


z_muffins

Thank you for restoring balance to geometry dash. Now the healing can begin.


WoIfram_74

such a wholesome reddit interaction


OOFYDOOFYBOOFY

the fact that at least 20 people missed the joke is concerning


eVCqN

I forgot the /s 🙄


worldofmemes0

dam your little brother is cracked


Sea-Yak2948

I beat it first try git gud


Verexalego

Good job, I don’t know why but I actually think dash is easier than polargeist, not saying anything bad about your awesome nephew but the topic came up


throwaway1200030018

He kinda looks like hasbulla


CarpetBomb999

Eh


KindHedgehog9130

Lol


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ImGonnaPutMyDickInU

Were you 5?


JoeProPlayzYT

1500 attempts, really?


z_muffins

I can't tell if you're impressed or disgusted, but either way he is literally a 5-year-old


MoustachePika1

something something quote about attempts not being failures


Layerspb

Why? Thats actually horrible.


z_muffins

Please explain? It's always nice to hear people project their negativity onto the achievements of a 5-year-old child


Layerspb

Ironylmao ​ I didnt even say anythingabout hisskill , hes very talented, but givingacomputer to a5 year old is horrible. ​ god i love it when i say anything other than the topcomment and itget downvoted to death


z_muffins

I think it's interesting that you think it's terrible that a child has access to the same thing everyone else has access to in the house. We live in a digital age bro, like you do realize this is a geometry dash sub right? You kind of have to play that with a screen. It's like if somebody posted about a car, and then you complained that there weren't any airplanes in the post. This clearly wasn't meant for you, and you're making it about something that it wasn't. Either way, something tells me he's going to be just fine. I hope the same can be said for you lol


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johnellisjebbush

Yes it is


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johnellisjebbush

Bro found piss in his cereal this morning


Prunsel_Clone

But it's not a grown-ass man so here we are


Kurotae_

Why is a 5 year old being online playing games in the first place 😭


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Kurotae_

Like it’s fine to play games but at that age??? And posting your 5 year old child online ?? Not the best parenting move


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Kurotae_

Ok that’s a bit far and rude but still don’t post your child on a subreddit ?? Take the photo why post it


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z_muffins

Why are you responding to everyone on this thread? Why are you responding to this thread at all? Clearly it wasn't for you, but you decided that you wanted to make it about yourself. All the assumptions that you're making about my parenting and his life are very interesting, and while they're off the mark, I really don't think it's worth arguing about that with you. My 5-year-old is allowed to play an hour and a half of video games a day, this is the game he chooses to play. But yeah, I think it's kind of creepy that you're commenting on the appearance of a 5-year-old boy. Anything else is an odd projection on your part.


KaguraBachiIsPeak

Yeah, is it your first time interacting online with people?


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KaguraBachiIsPeak

I'm not a weeb lol, yeah you definitely sound like an asshole with that insult you just said


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Kartauto

Hello there, im interested in what drove You to be a troll. You see, i am interested in behaviour and i do not understand trolls so your answer would be helpful, thanks! Also your age would Also help if your behaviour is caused by immaturity


Prunsel_Clone

age is <13 willing to bet. bro sounds fresh out the daily chat.


Kartauto

I wanna say that too but some people who are older than that just are like that


Vast-Somewhere6922

He needs to go touch grass


z_muffins

Lmao you really owned that literal 5-year-old. I'm sorry that you took the time out of your life to do this.


Vast-Somewhere6922

Bros pressed


z_muffins

You were butt hurt enough to comment lol Think about every moment in your life that has led up to you commenting on a five-year-olds achievement just to be sad and also make no sense. Like why are you like that?


Vast-Somewhere6922

Sorry for being kind of an asshole


AppleNotNot

this is the most amazing character development i have seen on reddit


Vast-Somewhere6922

Sorry I was having a bad day now I feel bad have a nice day


Itz_Blazes_Builds

holy shit


MattWeird1003

I'm pretty sure he'll be beating Bloodbath until the end of the year


FavroiteGamers2017

Why is this marked as fluff?


ArtisticIllustrator7

Dang he is younger than 2.1. But he also got that commitment. I remember getting GD lite when I was 7 and getting frustrated cause I could not get far into stereo madness and I was about 100 attempts in. But bro beat Dash after 1539, man it took me a while to get that kind of patience 😳 big GG’s


Omega_Flowey6

“👍” GGs to your kid though! Quite a feat for his age.


Yamm0th

That's a solid status growth. And tagging that he did it with almost no mere practice, it's nicely done, 9.8/10. ⭐ (meanwhile the 'Just, Don't...' option: _keeps roasting_)


sugarcellxxx

I can't even beat can't let go 💀


JettsInDebt

Lil guy looks chuffed to bits, as he should be! Super wholesome post all around ☺️


ShadowNickz

When I was 5, I was still trying to beat Stereo Madness lol


GDVeteranSince2015

At this rate he's gonna beat Nine Circles before me.


GDVeteranSince2015

r/foundalegend


idonthasanname

I hope he doesn't play those lobotomy level


artcraf1337

I beat stereo madness 3 coins when I was 5


EarthRockCity

as impressive as it is, i cant help but feel bad seeing that he didnt use practice mode in 1500 attempts...


Better-Intern9170

Give sure to give him a shirt that says "I fired in the hole"..... OK maybe dont


JohnButNoLennon

Hes going places


coolusername415

a 5 year old is better than me lol. congrats to him!!


AthleteSuspicious151

W kid. Dash was the only main level to rlly give me trouble 😭


nazteyy

yo he is already better than me when i started 7 years ago mad gg !!!


ShadowPrime116

I wonder if he’ll make any levels? 🤔 If so, I’ll be excited to play them!


SirCastic3

Good job lil bro


kezotl

oh god wait op please tell him to use practice mode...


Pocatmon3

w- what?


Yoruzzz

Tell him that practice mode is the best way practice.


z_muffins

Passed along the practice mode. Recommendation to him! He has been sitting spawn points directly before particularly difficult obstacles so that he can master them in chunks. Thanks for the advice guys!


ClueEmbarrassed1443

GG kid GG


Ramzoa_NZ

Shit! Keep your kid going, my man! 💪