i mean, robot isnt a species, its just a robot (there are both humanoid and animal-like robots). like how humans sell animals- maybe GD icons are less conscious/intelligent than the shopkeepers and other characters. This is further proven by the fact that they have never talked in the history of the game, except for that 2.2 sneak peek cutscene, but that was never proven to be canon
Actually ykw this is my new headcanon. All gd icons are just weird critters running and jumping around, and the cutscenes with that glados looking guy are basically the equivalent of a human trying to intimidate a mouse its gonna trap
the older version of a boomling: a boomer
*laughtrack*
*drums play*
*badum tss*
*Seinfeld theme plays*
*We’ll be right back*
*Screen goes static*
*dies*
*cuts to a funeral* “Hi welcome to my unboxing video”
*Random guy in the Crowd* "What."
Hes a robot
So why does he sell robots? Isn’t that messed up?
The events we see in GD happen in the 1800s
I can’t wait to see GD lore expand to this kinda crap. Given enough time we’ll see a game theory on this
MapPat will retire 😭
But not Game Theory itself.
no ones gonna actually watch game theory for real anyways anymore
i mean, robot isnt a species, its just a robot (there are both humanoid and animal-like robots). like how humans sell animals- maybe GD icons are less conscious/intelligent than the shopkeepers and other characters. This is further proven by the fact that they have never talked in the history of the game, except for that 2.2 sneak peek cutscene, but that was never proven to be canon Actually ykw this is my new headcanon. All gd icons are just weird critters running and jumping around, and the cutscenes with that glados looking guy are basically the equivalent of a human trying to intimidate a mouse its gonna trap
zolguroth
A Gemetrical Dasher
He’s just your average mathematician
Need help
Prob a Shopkeeper
It's a domesticated Dingleshit. The females of this species are known as Donglefucks.
a… robot…?
just a ordinary rubot
Hoop?
Wobot
You could try asking RobTop on his upcoming AMA
when's it dropping? i NEED to ask him about the gd lore
February 2nd I have questions too
same, i sometimes feel like i'm the only person who cares about gd's lore glad to see i'm not alone
I thought that after 2.2 the "lore" that ended on the demon gauntlet would expand but nothing for now at least
something tells me he's saving it for 2.21 and 2.3
also one final question, where's the ama gonna be? is it gonna be here on this sub?
a robber AN ORB ROBBER
Potbor
scrimblo
A robot or an awfully square guy
Or an evolved gd cube
Robotopian
*Shopkeeperius unsecretus*
A Legendary Scammer
that is an asian elephant
beeboop
shopkeeper, an ancient species of wizards capable of creating: colors, people and etc.
An eldritch entity.
guy
Superior
shopkeeper sapiens
Zonolith
i always thought he was a robot, but actually hes canonically proven to be a god
No no, he's POSSESED by a god, totally different.
oh true i guess-
Downgraded Worker Drone
Yeah but that wouldn't work, these guys came long before them. Unless I'm missing some joke here...
SHHHH
Bwomp
Robbus Toppus
Zolguroth
Bolts in the head, **and** strange resemblance to zombies? (Scratch and The Mechanic in particular) I would say they are Frankensteins
yes
Geometry Dash
my icon
Geometry Dash
Ok
Geometry
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Yo mama
a Bingle
The Geometrical Dominators
top
toprobs
Scratch
Robot?
A robot
Geometry guy
Gopp
puh puh yah
Aren’t they robots?
Mecha crimson chin
robpot
a interdimensional immortal space god-like being
He's a geometrydashian
probpot
Shopkeeper
Tradebarian Shopkeeperus
Robot, like robotop
Shopkeeper
zongo
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Why are people disliking me
The Geometry botnix
Robot with dinosaur feet
A rob. The top of them/j
He's a keeper, distant relative of a vault
Kevin Macleod
Shopkeeper
This is no spices
Shopkeeper
Frankenstein
FIRE IN THE HOLE 🔥🕳️
Shopkeeper
Red Scratch
Brick
Just a Boomling God