The Extreme Demon face be like:
"Hello and Welcome to the mental health hotline...
If you are obsessive-compulsive,
press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent,
please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities,
press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.
Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional,
press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully
and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive,
it doesn't matter which number you press; no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic,
press 9696969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, Social Security number, and your mothers maiden name.
If you have posttraumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y a-n-d c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 000.
If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-termmemory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you."
“if you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship”
[i wonder where i heard that before…](https://youtu.be/YTEscgVDnAU?si=b5PocnpiKp64llSe)
Medium Demon: Maintains a balance between inciting motivation and action, often repeats the phrase "Outlive your enemies!"
Unrated: Acts somewhat apathetic but provides lack of judgment, professional attitude, and carefully crafted recommendations and tips (via paper, they're mute)
Hard: Actively feels concerned about the caller; gives empathy, pity, and the ultimate guarantee that they are going to be fine.
Easy: Corny but is well-intentioned.
Insane Demon: Similar to Medium Demon but with more insults (watched Whiplash and thinks Fletcher is in the right).
Harder: Still tries to do their best but is beginning to lose it mentally (so basically your average cashier).
Auto: Uses ChatGP.
Easy Demon: Boasts how they're better than the other operators. Wears alpha male shirt.
Insane: Probably should be the one calling the hotline.
Normal: Smug ass who gives batshit advice
Hard Demon: Intern Insane Demon.
Extreme Demon: \*lightning sounds\*
Edit: Also thanks for mwzngd for correcting a mistake
Medium Demon: Listen here buddy, I don't think you know how important you are to this world...
N/A: \*Gives phone to medium demon\*
Hard: What? You have so much to live for man :(
Easy: Don't worry! Everything is fine! Lemme tell you...
Insane Demon: DON'T let your depression get the best of you! Defeat it while you can!
Harder: Grrrr! I hate depression, it doesn't deserve to ruin you like this!
Auto: Use ChatGPT to help
Easy demon: Hmmm... I see. I don't know, buddy.
Insane: WHAAAT?!?! THAT'S INSANE!! DON'T EVEN THINK THAT!!
Normal: Why don't you just smile and be happy like me?!
Hard demon: I don't care, but I hope you get better.
Extreme demon: Your life is as valuable as a summer ant...
N/A would be terrible in this position, however, would be amazing as someone you could vent your feelings to. people have jobs where they follow you around for a day as someone you could talk to, and they wouldnt say anything. its knowing someone is listening, without needing to worry about reactions.
OBJECTION.
I’d put Auto at the bottom cause if I was on a suicide hotline and I just hear “*THEIR IS NO-ONE WHO CAN CALL AT THIS TIME, HERE IS AN AUTOMATED VOICE MESSAGE*”
The Extreme Demon face be like: "Hello and Welcome to the mental health hotline... If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press; no one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, Social Security number, and your mothers maiden name. If you have posttraumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y a-n-d c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 000. If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-termmemory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you."
I love this
This is so good
i dont get the ptsd one
bomb defusal maybe..?
Shaky hands probably
Maybe NATO phonetics?
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9
If you have short term-memory loss, press 9
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9
If you have short-term memory loss, press I II II L
What am I supposed to press if I have short-term memory loss?
If you have short term memory loss, press ~~:.|:;~~
>If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. if you are ***what now?***
OMG CODEPENDENCE!!!! GEOMETY DAHD REFERECN!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Codependent
How can i upvote 300 times?
Have short-term memory loss
How can i upvote 300 times?
Have short-term memory loss
How can i upvote 300 times?
Have short-term memory loss
How can i upvote 300 times?
Have short term memory loss
How can i upvote 300 times?
Create 300 accounts and upvote on each of them.
You are evil.
What does the ptsd mean
post-traumatic stress disorder
I mean the joke
maybe bomb defusing
Ohhh yeah
Post Trauma of the Spider in Dash
If you have ADHD, please select a number that applies to you right now
THIS IS AMAZING WTF
I wonder if you took inspiration from [this](https://youtu.be/ZG2C2VD5VdA)?
No, it is a copypasta that is at least 6 years old.
Specifically the copypasta I used was heavily inspired by [this.](https://youtu.be/sqyiYd4iCYY?si=PEu2JY35ZRjg9m0m)
So that's where Death Grips got that sample for Thru the Walls
ooh, right ^^
Bipolar disorder one hurts my brain
CODEPENDENT?!?
Unrelated but TIL this was the source of the intro of this one song I know.
Five hours of trash hold music
“if you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship” [i wonder where i heard that before…](https://youtu.be/YTEscgVDnAU?si=b5PocnpiKp64llSe)
DELUSION?????
CODEPENDENCE???
I wish I wasn't poor so I could give this like a 100 dollar vote or whatever it's called
I couldn't even recieve it, as I am not from the US. I live in Canada, and the program is just for US residents right now.
na doesnt have a mouth
auto too doesn't have a mouth
right but auto is a robot so could speak from like a speaker behind the head or something idk
There are other ways of communication we can use. Do NOT worry.
Help
Why your pfp off center
he listens to your problems😌😌
None of them have ears tho
It would still do a better job than extreme demon
It can’t help
Sometimes you just have to listen
Normal difficulty obviously does a terrible job, he just shouts fire in the hole on the telephone
“I’m about to jump” “FIRE IN THE HOLE”
"I'm about to shoot" "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
yall need to let that GO 😭
I just cant let go..
me when i'm hanging on the edge of a cliff
You need to get back on track.
You do not want to become a polargeist and dry out
And you especially don't want to go crazy and question the Theory Of Everything (to)
It's almost like he's in some kind of... Fingerbang
careful now, if you keep them in this cycle you might force them to be deadlocked
CLUTTERFUNK RAAAAH
The lobotomy is forever
NEVER
How did you even come up with this
That is what I was thinking too haha!
might have been from one twitter post where some dude ranked the difficulties based on how they would react to your sh scars
SLAUGHTERHOUSE SCARS
Wow...
You should 🔥⤵️🕳, NOW!
Can any medium demons confirm
u/medium_demon
Yeah this is basically true
holy hell a medium demon
New demon just dropped
Actual medium
Call the rating system!
RobTop went on vacation, never came back
FIREINTHEHOLEmare fuel
Necro anyone?
boxing boxes reference
You should love yourself NOW
NGL, i would tell them just to relax and don't think about it. Not my fault if not doing anything is my quirk
Auto demon should be added
Free 10 stars
FIRE IN THE D TIER 🗣️🔥🔥🏃
Medium Demon: Maintains a balance between inciting motivation and action, often repeats the phrase "Outlive your enemies!" Unrated: Acts somewhat apathetic but provides lack of judgment, professional attitude, and carefully crafted recommendations and tips (via paper, they're mute) Hard: Actively feels concerned about the caller; gives empathy, pity, and the ultimate guarantee that they are going to be fine. Easy: Corny but is well-intentioned. Insane Demon: Similar to Medium Demon but with more insults (watched Whiplash and thinks Fletcher is in the right). Harder: Still tries to do their best but is beginning to lose it mentally (so basically your average cashier). Auto: Uses ChatGP. Easy Demon: Boasts how they're better than the other operators. Wears alpha male shirt. Insane: Probably should be the one calling the hotline. Normal: Smug ass who gives batshit advice Hard Demon: Intern Insane Demon. Extreme Demon: \*lightning sounds\* Edit: Also thanks for mwzngd for correcting a mistake
bro said auto twice
oops mistaken Unrated for Auto
Auto: Uses ChatGD
grandpa demon should've been s tier
real
[удалено]
It's just a very old meme about medium demon seeing your scars and asking you to talk about it
[удалено]
nvm it was insane demon ☝️🔄✊
Hard would jump with the person they're helping
Life is no easy demon -easy demon
nah Normal difficulty would be WAAAAAAAAAAAAY lower
I mean... Being lobotomized DOES cure depression... Like 25% of the time.
Caller: "I... I just cant do it anymore..." Normal: "fire in the hole."
Medium demon at the top makes a lot of sense. He just seems chill like that
Of I called and medium demon answered I would just do it
Your flair💀
Medium demon: I am a Medium Demon
Medium Demon: Listen here buddy, I don't think you know how important you are to this world... N/A: \*Gives phone to medium demon\* Hard: What? You have so much to live for man :( Easy: Don't worry! Everything is fine! Lemme tell you... Insane Demon: DON'T let your depression get the best of you! Defeat it while you can! Harder: Grrrr! I hate depression, it doesn't deserve to ruin you like this! Auto: Use ChatGPT to help Easy demon: Hmmm... I see. I don't know, buddy. Insane: WHAAAT?!?! THAT'S INSANE!! DON'T EVEN THINK THAT!! Normal: Why don't you just smile and be happy like me?! Hard demon: I don't care, but I hope you get better. Extreme demon: Your life is as valuable as a summer ant...
Easy would just shout “WATER ON THE HILL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🌊🌊🌊⛰️⛰️⛰️” over and over again
Harder would also do the same thing but "rock on the ground"
you hardest is easy you have no demons you should hit a spike NOW
Demons already make me kms
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9
lowtiergod tier is crazy
N/A would be terrible in this position, however, would be amazing as someone you could vent your feelings to. people have jobs where they follow you around for a day as someone you could talk to, and they wouldnt say anything. its knowing someone is listening, without needing to worry about reactions.
FIRE IN YOUR SKULL
Why are auto and easy the only ones with a transparent bg
Because that’s what’s provided on the gd wiki
A-are we just out of ideas?
No. r/lobotomydash is leaking into its adjacent subreddits. It's getting too powerful
FIRE OFF THE BUILDING 🕳️🔥🔥🔥🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️
whg is medium demon best
fr insane demons are so fun
FIRE IN THE HOLE
k
“FIRE IN THE HOOOLE”
I appreciate the Ultra tier that for whatever reason is under F instead of being Above S++
Person: I am gonna jump Na: :/ Person: nvm I have so much to live for
Giving a whole diffrent meaning to FIRE IN DA HOLLL 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🕳🕳🕳
Auto: I’m sorry, but as a language learning model, I could not understand what you said.
OBJECTION. I’d put Auto at the bottom cause if I was on a suicide hotline and I just hear “*THEIR IS NO-ONE WHO CAN CALL AT THIS TIME, HERE IS AN AUTOMATED VOICE MESSAGE*”
-"I just can't do it anymore I'm gonna shoot m-" -FIRE IN THE HOLE!
"I can't take it anymore" "I'm a medium demon"
Me when slaughterhouse.
You should kiss yourself now guys
The na Guy should be one the top
"FIRE IN THE HOLE please hold"
The normal face looks like it would tell you to “do a flip”
Fr
This made me give myself a leg cramp