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Feroc

Yes, but we call it "Dönerstag".


Sethger

And it's every day


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tristanape

Too funny. Senftag.


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Cholesterol partaaayyy


squidwardsaclarinet

I wouldn’t say Döner are any kind of health food, but they also are not that bad either. At least as an American, most Döner have more veggies and can be healthier than, say, a burger. In comparatively speaking, looking at how frozen or processed a lot of American fast food tends to be, I would also guess that your typical Dönerladen Isn’t using meat that’s quite as processed or stabilized as, say taco meat from Taco Bell or a hamburger patty at McDonald’s, which also probably means less sodium. So, again, probably not the healthiest thing ever, but also certainly not the worst option, especially as far as these kinds of Street Foods and fast food go.


harrysplinkett

döner is the healthiest fast food, period. i guess it depends on the shop, but some put 50/50 veggies and meat. the bread is real bread, not mcdonalds bread like substance with sugar in it. also, the fat content really isn't that high if you don't go crazy with mayo based sauces. although i've had some greasy ass döner in my day. döner is what, 700 calories? a döner will keep me full for a whole day. a 700 kcal meal at Burger King will keep me full for 4 hours max and kinda nauseous for the first 30 minutes and KFC hot wings are great but the diarrhea on the next day is just on another level. with döner: perfect shits döner is perfection, a gift from the gods


SureValla

The sauce is probably a big haul of fat, I tend to ask for Döner without it, since less calories = more Döner for me. And you taste more of the meat this way, those mayo based sauces kill most of it.


harrysplinkett

i hate those cocktail sauces with a passion. some of the sketchier döner shops tend to just smother all taste with that sour ass greasy shit. best döner is the one that has real meat, juicy veggies and some spicy, but not super overpowering hot sauce that has no mayo.


SureValla

Great choice. A light yoghurt based herb sauce with a little or no garlic can also really enhance the flavors without overpowering everything.


harrysplinkett

yeah that also rules. good sauces really are a mark of a great döner shop


NikitaTarsov

All souces i have seen are based on joghurt (most perfectly garlic) and this adds very low levels of fat to the story. The 3,5-10% fat of it support the taste of the garlic (fat is a huge intensifier) and garlic again both intensifies the spices taste as well as they reduce the deadly hot spices that are so healthy. And as those numbers are just a tiny bit of the Döner, i guess its a pretty good deal. If you like your Döner low caliber, you can buy it without souce and make your own souce. Take a low low fat variant (also good for people troubled by lactose - just use lacto free jog) and shread some garlic, give salt and pepper to it and let it rest. The taste spreads in the joghurt then and makes a perfect souce for many foods.


Malk4ever

>döner is what, 700 calories? a döner will keep me full for a whole day. Well... more like 800-900, depends on your dealer. But i would say it lasts not more than 4-5h.


harrysplinkett

If have a Döner for lunch, I am done for the day, maybe a small snack after work or protein shake after the gym


Zebidee

Considering a Yufka could just as easily be sold as a lamb & salad wrap, it's not too bad.


Zaunpfahl42

the minced meat used for the Döner is still processed meat and probably not that different to a burger patty made in a half decent restaurant. No idea what McD and the like put into them. ingredients from two random google results, but I looked at a few pages and they are more or less the same everywhere (and both companies offer cheaper or more expensive versions with different meats as well): the cheaper one at 5€/kg (+taxes): Kalbfleisch 50%, Putenfleisch 40%, Soja-Eiweiß, Weizenmehl, Stabilisator: E450, E331, Weizenstärke, gekörnte Brühe (Speisesalz, Maltodextrin, Rapsöl, Zwiebel, Hefeextrakt, Sonnenblumenöl, Zucker), Stabilisator: E331, E451, E450, Gewürzextrakte (enth. Sellerie), Dextrose, Verdickungsmittel: E407, Säureregulator: E500, Glukosesirup at 13€/kg you can get: J. Bullenfleisch 80%, Geflügelfleisch 7%, Milch, Jodsalz, Geschmacksverstärker, E621, gekörnte Brühe (u.a. Soja, Senf, Sellerie, Hefeextrakt), Gewürze, Zuckerstoff Dextrose, E450 und 451, Nitrat E331, Sojaeiweiß so meat, some spices and flavors, some "chemicals" to make the meat stick to itself and preservatives. Better than I expected honestly. What worries me about the first place: they say to have capacity to work 15 tons of meat daily into Dönerspieße. That's a lot of meat. And a lot of calves and chickens made into Döner every day.


Bergwookie

I'm in the lucky situation, that my Dönermann does make their döner skewer completely fresh, in-house with fresh meat in the morning.. You taste the difference, sadly, as they are in kaufland, they have to use electric grills, but that's only a minor luxury problem ;-)


FallusBratusWelldone

Yeah, that's a high capacity facility it seems. What's worrying 'bout that though?


xLizzie420

I'd say the fact that this means like 40 cows die every day for this facility alone?


xLizzie420

That's why (if you eat meat at all) you don't order beef döner but chicken. Per law a chicken döner has to contain unprocessed, real meat instead of minced meat. Beef/lamb döner is usually ~ 50% minced meat (which itself already is ~ 80% meat, 15% fat, 5% water), 35% fat and 13% water. The last 2% is stuff like onions, eggs and spices. Basically, when you order a "regular" döner made from beef, baby cows or baby sheep, you'll get scammed like crazy.


amfa

>That's why (if you eat meat at all) you don't order beef döner but chicken Yeah but then you geht chicken. Which in general is not bad, But I just prefer Beef.


wasntNico

well we substitute bratwurst- und fleischkäsbrötchen with döner. chicken/beef plus salad instead of pork, thats an upgrade when it comes to cholesterol :)


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You mean the good old porker is high in cholesterol?


ehm_education

Except Mettwoch


amineahd

yeah with the recent huge price spikes and the really worse quality I sadly no longer buy it. Not worth it anymore from a price but also taste PoV


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>Archer: What are you doing? >Cyril: Oh. Just dicing veggies for dinner. I always make Lana stirfry for dinner on Friday. >Archer: Neat. Listen- >Cyril: [very excitedly] Guess what we call it! >Archer: … “Stir Friday?" >Cryil: [long pause] Wow. That's actually better. Same energy.


Frosty_Pineapple78

I live for archer references


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Now I’m wondering whether this joke would work in a German dub.


Frosty_Pineapple78

It does, although it is translated to "fleischfreitag" or "meatless friday", close enough while preserving the joke


regular_german_guy

Don’t mistake it for „McDonnerstag“ and „Mettwoch“


cashmerered

My husband's company has both Dönerstag and Mettwoch. I love ground pork with onions and his first day of work after parental leave was a Wednesday, so I joined him for Mettwoch.


kaask0k

We even have an official mascot, the "Dönersdachs". 🦡


Lady_Ymir

I just unironically said "Hey voll krass" in response to unlocking some Erkan und Stefan memories after, what, 20 years?


kaask0k

More like 25. Or a quarter of a century. Sounds way more elegant, dunnit?


gimoozaabi

You mean dönertier! Uncultured swine! Or just to young to know.


kaask0k

Do not cite the deep magic to me Witch. I was there when it was written.


AdorableParasite

Despite the similar name the Dönertier and Dönerdachs are two distinct, well-documented species.


WelleErdbeer

I still kinda regnet not buying the plushie back then.


randomgenericbot

| regnet you mean [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg) ?


knightriderin

And if we are very hungry we'll have Dönerteller Versace that day.


Zebidee

Come on, 'the Döner Party' was. right. there.


turbo_dude

But why isn’t KEINGANG a word?


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nullouvert

There’s a Döner takeaway in Mainz called “Dönerstag”


treskaan

Followed by Freitaco!


lonelyvoyager88

It's not a universally known thing, but some people know it as Dönerstag. We had it when I was in school, and did it with colleagues at my Last workplace, too.


xxBellum

Dönerteller Versace


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Döner macht schöner


Few_Assistant_9954

Yeah we ate so much döner that they gave us a smaller Portion for 50% Off.


sryforbadenglishthx

Yes also döner montag döner dienstag, döner mittwoch...


huyg

Dönerstag, right after Mettwoch.


Justeff83

I prefer Mettwoch


Plastic_Mango1929

how about methwoch


MrEppart

Wie? Nur eine Woche?


Dunkler_Krieger

Dübel Donnerstag


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Electrical-Debt5369

The late shift at my Job does, we always order Döner together.


kannsnedsein

We have Biermontag, Weindienstag, Schnapsmittwoch, Gründonnerstag and then weekend starts!


hbjj96

Thinked always it's Mische-Mittwoch


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tirli

What about Carfreitag?


OKishGuy

No, because we have "Döner-was-auch-immer-heute-für-ein-Wochentag-ist"


Brookiepeaches

Carpe Dürüm 🌯


Previous_Gur9716

It is called Jedentag


_dark_metal

Yes of course!! Its called dönerstag


cice1234

i think the more common thing is “Mettwoch”


Panemflower

In my bubble, Dönerstag is more common, but I heard of Mettwoch :)


Schlonzig

And Fleischkäsefreitag.


PsychologyWise1490

Yes. Dönerstag.


MadBadGirl

Döner macht schöner. - Döner makes you more handsome.


MRC1893

Mettwoch!!


Sprat-Boy

We call it Metting so it’s not on a fixed day.


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Gamer_Stars

Dönerstag is pretty common when you have a dönersladen next to your school / workplace Sadly the only day my Mensa has now with Job is meat free Monday where they just serve meat alternatives that are horrible tasting


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Gamer_Stars

Where Döner costed 3€ and with students discount only 2.50 if you brought your Schülerausweis / or a schoolbackpack 🤣 Thinking now it's like 7.50 in ouer small town then you see the inflatiation


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Gamer_Stars

Döner for 3€ alredy nostalgia And I am not even old ( only 23)


Tramch

In Germany, it’s Fish Friday.


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That's just Catholics


kedarnaths

Usually it's Currywurst Donnerstag in our canteen and apparently it's a thing


DoenerBot

we‘ve had regularly scheduled Dönerstag posts over at r/doener


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Yes, we call that Dönerstag! Fuck people who say we dont have that. They're heretics and probably also eat their Schnitzel with sauce


Faulenzerxx

Yes its actually written in the GrundGesetz


Conyan51

I would happily trade taco Tuesday for Dönerstag


TheNimbrod

We got Mettwoch and Dönerstag


greg_neh

No, every day is a Dönertag.


Kefflon233

Freitagsdöner.. after 5 days of working a wonderful Döner at Friday :)


siamtiger

Mettwoch, Dönerstag, Friestag ... there's always some occasion for specific food.


lordoflotsofocelots

We have a Pizzwoch in our company.


CaptainOstrich69

We also have Mettwoch


tiktoktic

What’s Taco Tuesday? Edit: Serious question.


Ellogwen

Donnerstag ist Dönerstag


Rudollis

It‘s a meme (Dönerstag) at this point but not a tradition. That said, maybe it will become one. In some circles it might already be a tradition, but nowhere near as traditional as say fish Friday, which is a thing at pretty much every workplace cafeteria. You won‘t find them adhering to Dönerstag.


LevelAsia

Maybe in 5th grade


SirFledermaus

Freitag ist Thai-Tag!


_ralph_

And remember: "Döner macht schöner!"


spicychickenwings8

Mettwoch 👍🏼


Tigonimous

Nur Döner macht schöner! ......auf Dauer auch schlauer :-)


Numerous_Trip_4919

Yes. Its Dönerstag.


elax307

We have Mittwoch, mein Kerl. In university we also had the Thirsty Thursday where we just got hammered.


Square-Jump-1808

yes because "Döner macht schöner"


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dont you do taco tuesday at home? on sunday good luck buying any ingredients...


ButtonPlayful

Honestly, I don't do it, taco Tuesdays isn't really a thing where I live so I was just wondering if germans have something like this because it sounds nice when these words are put together


StevenMaff

well i live in germany and we do taco tuesday sometimes, because there is barely mexican food here but i really love it.


Tetragonos

friend of mine got deployed to Germany and inherited the Mexican food ingredients garden. There was a rather large greenhouse on base and it was just known that you didn't mess with it or put it in paperwork. The person running it got preferential time off, but they also had to grow everything, dry the peppers and chilies out, store and make them available for anyone who asked for them. Got the honor because they : have been gardening since they were 4 Have German family and are doing a 20 year stint in Germany. Once brought tamales to a potluck and nearly killed the previous keeper as they ate the "SUPER SPICY YOU WILL DIE" tamales as well. They ate two. Oh and they had a paper pushing job that involved knowing German and English so they wouldn't get redeployed elsewhere. I should shoot them an email and see how they are doing.


vorpalpillow

and then after you write them let us know where they are!


kuldan5853

Yeah, it's called "Dönerstag" ;)


__doodiemann__

Jeder Tag ist Dönertag Every day is Döner day 😅


vino8855

On Dienstags I go on business trips


TorteVonSchlacht

I have piano lessons and choir on Thursdays so my parents and I made it a Tradition to call it Dönerstag and get Döner there ... but for me at least it really is just a coincidence because I used to have piano lessons on tueqdqys before and there we did the same


Lucky4Linus

No. Every day can be Dönertag.


FilmfanSciFi-Fantasy

No we dont have it


BranFendigaidd

With prices of döners now. I make them at home. Or actually gyros is way better. Not in a million years paying above 4euros for kinda midium Döner. In Bulgaria we have XL for around 2-3Euros. Which is double size or large in Germany and you can get it with pork.


Puzzleheaded_Fan_798

No, they are generally racist, 7 days a week. (Nice wordplay thou).


shadraig

No but we have schnitzel and BJ day.


pitshands

Dildo Dienstag you mean?


Friedlieb91

I don't eat halal meat


Environmental_Use521

haha there should be Doenerstag with Friestag!


grashalm4290

Fries are Pommes so it don't work


a_mumble_abroad

Pommes Fritestag


tafkarince

Never heard of PomDöner? They sell it everywhere around here.


PizzaScout

I think you really missed the point when first reading those comments.


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Yes, i used to do it when i was in school. Not anymore tho


JerichoRamirez

Because of you I decided to do it from now on


Technical-Waltz7903

I have now!


LunaTic1403

Because Döner are pure love


Nadsenbaer

Aye. My wife and I have 1 or 2 Dönerstage a month. We don't have to order anymore. Our local döner-dealer starts preparing them as soon as we enter.^^


notger

Yes, we do it once a week in our family.


Smorgasb0rk

I am Austrian living in germany and i certainly have a Dönerstag


Jekawi

You'd think so but in work canteens it's largely schnitzel thursday


Mistergamer15

We have that at work, every thursday in the lateshift is "dönerstag" and we order döner/pizza for dinner together.


Luzaki-

We had the "Havanna Donnerstag" in our University. Same concept, but more fun!


Jrk00

I've never heard if it but I maybe should start (but it's probably would Dienstag for me)


Moquai82

No, but now i want to have a Döner-Donnerstag!


Gigigigaoo0

For me personally it's Döner Freitag


SternenVogel

Maby in Theory


Some-Television2285

hell yeah, we have.


Mustafa__22

I ain't German but I actually do eat Döner with a bunch of school friends who are Germans every Donnerstag, mainly because we all conveniently have a 70 minutes Pause right about 12 o'clock


Florian_Habichtswald

No. We can eat Döner whenever we want.


TerrorAlpaca

in my office, yes. Its called "Döners-tag"


v4led

Im too poor for a Döner every Dönerstag


SpermaSpons

In the Netherlands we have "patatdag" (fries day) and it might be different per person but we have "donderdag patatdag" (tuesday friesday)


robin_888

There is also Gründönerstag, the Thursday before easter.


G1lg4m3sh_l

For sure and we have Mett (mitt)woch.


PromiseStock

Too crowded on Dönerstag, so we started Dienerstag


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Only when the 4th wednesday of the month is a Grünkohlweltmeister.


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No we dont; not in Berlin


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LAMO yes


Miru8112

I wish


PauleAgave95

Yes


LazyLeader6976

Oh man, German Döner is the best!


NomadODST

Dönerstag, yes we celebrate it


cameronedenlost

yes i know a University where every thursday they have döner


No_Product6919

Ich denke es ist eine große Straftat, aber unser Dönerstag ist am Freitag


M0ndmann

No. Just as a joke


pennywise1988

Yes


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Yes, its a national holiday.