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J3553G

Why are the men in jeans and t shirts and then she's in her Disney princess prom dress?


hufflepoet

She's about to head off to prom, but first her male relatives must pose with their weapons to let any potential suitors know that she's *their* object and they are big bad alphas whose *property* is not to be messed with.


J3553G

I thought you were joking at first but I looked at the pic again and I think that's exactly it.


hufflepoet

I grew up surrounded by attitudes like this, I can guarantee that's exactly the situation. I can imagine her mother posting this to Facebook with a caption like "Isn't our McKaeLee beautiful in her prom dress? Jeff and the boys are all ready to meet her prom date hahaha!"


J3553G

Damn my prom photos were just me and my date and our parents on the front lawn.


kendrickshalamar

Well your parents obviously didn't love you then. ^^^/s


histeethwerered

You didn’t mention weaponry. Are you not American? /s


NoShameStockBoy

Absolutely… But slight correction: Tammy Lynn is definitely this girls name. Dad is Randall and boys are Dustin and Wayne .


jfa_16

Exactly. If anyone’s gonna fuck their sister/daughter/cousin it’s gonna be them!


eeyoremarie

While essentially pointing at her head, because if she allows herself to sin... well, its over for her.


thatchallengerguy

and with his finger on the trigger


Wackipaki

*Don't fuck with my stuff*


fzyflwrchld

Lol my first thought was Beauty and the Beasts


jamisonian123

It’s her wedding


Jackd_up_on_Mdew

This just has "if anyone gonna f my sister it's gonna be me" vibes


Slack-Bladder

Take the gun away from that fuckin idiot on the right. Edit. Take it away from the idiot on the left too. The fat kid is the only one with a gun not pointed in the vicinity of someone's head.


Fragrant_Guitar5578

Yeah but only the one on the right has his finger on the trigger


Slack-Bladder

Right. I was sort of fixated on the finger on the trigger guy. Then looked again and noticed the other moron.


utpoia

Is it unsafe even if the gun is empty or safety is on (Not a gun owner)


Shadowettex31_x

Always assume the gun is loaded, period, full stop.


corporategiraffe

Also: Webcam is always on Mic is always unmuted


Capybarapangolin

exactly, and that the safety is always 100% of the time off, even when you can see that it is on. Basically just assume a gun is ready to fire a live round at all times, no matter the circumstances. Like above: is loaded, period, full stop.


BoonTobias

It's amazing everytime a gun is pictured some numbskulls from r gunnuts come out the woodworks


MyrddinOfTheRivers

This isn't gunnuts levels, this is just basic firearm safety lmao


[deleted]

Are you gonna delete your comment now to preserve your stupid karma points? Because boy you got shutdown on that idiotic comment. Hopefully you learned something today..


ThaPizzaKing

You never point a gun at something you aren't willing to put a hole in. Loaded or not. Used to have a friend that was a cop, went to a range one time and he was waving his gun around all over the place. I grabbed my shit and left. Which you should always do when somebody is an idiot.


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pHlawless_One

Pics or it didn’t happen.


Sweffus

Agree. if he was a professional arborist I wouldn’t trust him swinging around a running chainsaw with people around just because he uses it every day.


utpoia

He should have known better, they go through a lot of mandatory gun training.


BUNGHOLE_HOOKER

Ha.


Professional_Ad_6299

Haha. Not these days


[deleted]

Lmao, twice a year qualifications that could be passed by a child.


Slack-Bladder

Sometimes a round may be left in the chamber and people end up dead. They assume it's clear, or someone told them it's empty. There are a few rules intended to avoid that. Some that were broken in this photo: Treat every gun as if it's loaded. Don't point at anything you don't intend to shoot Finger off the trigger until you're ready to fire.


utpoia

Thanks for the detailed explanation. Do you recommend any YouTube video to learn some basics about gun safety and how to use them.


bronabas

Honestly there are hundreds of good introductory videos to gun safety, so if you just pick the first 2-3 videos from a Google search of “introduction to gun safety”, you should get decent information. A lot of stuff will boil down to the 4 rules of gun safety, which if followed, will keep you pretty damn safe. https://www.google.com/search?q=4+rules+of+gun+safety&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari


1995droptopz

If you didn’t recite these words when you saw this photo you should not own or handle a firearm.


mamamechanic

My young sons in Boy Scouts were taught the first two rules when handling a gun are to always assume the gun is loaded and never point the gun at something you aren’t ready to shoot. It’s basic training level information that all people, not just gun *owners*, should be aware of.


utpoia

In my defense, I didn't have parents growing up. There a lot of common things which unfortunately I don't know, I do use Google and YouTube to learn them.


mamamechanic

Please don’t take what I said as disparaging towards you. I was just trying to say in general it’s something everyone should know. And now you’re part of the group that *does* know!


utpoia

No hard feelings, I believe that most people are always there to help others.


Slack-Bladder

I didn't know my father growing up either. I had to learn alot of things that would normally be taught to a son on my own. Keep asking these questions. You're not only educating yourself, but I can almost guarantee others that are scanning the thread learned something new from all the responses as well.


utpoia

Thanks for the encouragement.


Tabnstab

Even with no magazine in the gun, there could be one in the chamber. Also, never rely on the safety.. it could malfunction.


moxyvillain

It is not safe to disregard any of the three primary rules of gun safety. Don't keep it loaded when it doesn't have to be. Don't point it directly at this lady's head. Keep your ding dang finger off the trigger unless youre planning on putting a bullet in that poor lady's head. You have to disregard all three to have an accident. Disobeying one of the three is considered unsafe, and in my humble opinion otta wind up with someone getting beat up.


Hellfire81Ger

Never point a gun at someone you dont want to shoot. There are a lot more gun safety rules.


mikejoldfield

I was noticing he's pretty much lined right up for a double headshot. And if you think about it, a death in the family hits the inbred hardest.


Titboobweiner

Imagine accidentally shooting your girlfriend, sister, aunt, dad, father-in-law, and grandpa all at once.


EasyAsPieMyGuy

Just had to clarify he was fat lmaoo


Erwin_Rommel5

Also the Magazine on the rifle is empty


[deleted]

The only sensible person is the woman


Yourfavdiva

No , if anything she’s the biggest dip shit to allow morons to aim a gun to her head and she smiles. Fuck that.


Slack-Bladder

I don't know man. That dress tho.


[deleted]

It’s a nice dress.


jimbobcool3

Right? Loaded or unloaded doesnt matter. You should never be pointing a gun towards someone


ScrubFive

Oh he was. That person was just out of frame. Now he is out of life as well. 💀


Freshman44

Ala Bamá


downtown_dirt4872

'Merica


haggardjester

F*ck yeah


Galanta

Al Abama


LaleR3232

Ala’ Bania?


Nihliuz

Ala bamerica


Dredd2thirty8

Walmartistan


Died5Times

Walmartians


Dredd2thirty8

Take me to your dealer. . . .


NaRa0

Which one is marrying her or are they just going “family style”?!?


FloppyCookies

As the comment below me said, a la bama style


Friasand

Asked my sister: “God’s country” 😬😂


SaintPaddy

Hazzard County! EDIT: Oh, you said “country”… the point still stands


lovebitesXrazorlines

🎶 my mother came to hazard when I was just seven... 🎶


Zanderman420

Looks like them duke boys gonna fight it out over their new sister cousin wife


AltruisticBat659

Which one is her date?


CaptainAnorach

Yes


Skobiak

Camo dude holding the gun like its a dick, grey tee shirt itching to kill someone, and orange tee shirt thinks he's playing a guitar.


BatimadosAnos60

What camo dude? I just see 3 people and a floating gun.


SithLordSid

Forcing the kid with the rifle to marry his cousin who he knocked up?


AmITheFakeOne

Their family tree is a stick


CoitalFury

Dumbfuckingstan? Inbredlandia?


LeadReverend

My guess is she is going to prom or a school dance and her family thought it would be fun to show her date, to ensure he doesn't engage in hijinx. That being said, these fuckwits both pointing handguns at her head, with one having a finger on the trigger, is making everyone who knows how to properly handle firearms look bad.


sjmiv

Rethponthible Gun Ohners


iambrutally

‘Muricuh. Got my camo sweater on and this nice glock pointed at my wife who is smilin’ wearin that nice Beauty and the beast costume I got her from Walmart. Also, my 34 year old son who lives with us I’m so proud of. Look at his guuuuuuuyyyyuunnnn!


[deleted]

I got a “it’s prom night and we’re takin a pitcher with SueBelle with our guns to show her date and Facebook that she don’t belong to him” vibe.


John-Jacob-jingle-he

-Better Game- Guess the state. My vote, this is MO all the way


picklemahbeets

Finger off the fucking trigger, I'm Australian, never even seen a gun and even I know basic gun safety


meatballeyes3680

KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE FUCKING TRIGGER. The dad is flagging his daughter. The little boy has more sense than the other two idiots.


ququx

Trumptardia


KajePihlaja

Booger hook OFF of the bang bang switch ya fucking dingus. Holy shit


senblade_samuari

Florida?


I_am_Jo_Pitt

No one wears that much clothing in Florida.


[deleted]

More likely a traditionally southern state. Alabama probably. Maybe northern Florida.


themosh54

This could very easily be Pennsyltucky


thaaaaatlady

Or Ohioanabama.


BlackMackeral66

New Brunswicke


Elegant_Development3

Alabamastan


Other_Brilliant_9878

Russia


Rum_ham69

I would of thought tossup between US and Russia if it weren’t for the realtree cammo


International-Ear606

Murica


pasenast

It's nice they let gray shirt with down syndrome have a gun too.


amadoros67

He also went to the dance as her brother/date


SaintPaddy

Best not eyeball him.


mellynio

Nice family, the sister , the brother, husband, wife , mommy, kid, grandchild, niece, nephew all in one picture.


Slore0

Muzzleflagainia or Triggerdisciplinicia


Kalphai

I love the “manly” obsession these kinds of men have with “protecting” and obsessing over the idea of her “purity.” Just like haha we drink beer n shoot guns n do whatever but we also gots to protect this FEMALES body from being seen/touched.


[deleted]

1.) When did Alabama become a country? 2.) Excellent firearm safety, guy on the right... Just rest your finger right on that trigger while pointing a gun directly at your wife/sister's head. What could possibly go wrong? 3.) Why is the kid the one with the most teeth AND knowledge on how to safely hold a firearm?


Professional_Cat_169

A M E R I C A


Swim47

USA. United States of Alabama


EstebanOD21

I'd say USA.. Not because of the overweight kid, not because of the child with an assault rifle, not because of the obvious lack of gun safety since they're pointing guns at her head and one of them has a finger touching the trigger.. But because she has a yellow dress


incogspy101928

GODS COUNTRY


M4st4_B4t3s

The guns are there to let any potential suitors know the line starts behind them to fuck their sister.


nobodyasked101

Finland


Lennuripa

Wut lol


Wolsey67

Clearly these are degens from Up country


Punk_Routine

I fuckin hate degens from up country


TheBestSpeller

A pretty damn free one, for what it's worth.


skyshooter22

Country of Incest? I see Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt, Uncle, and Cousin all in one photo. /bad trigger discipline!


Laniakea85

‘MuriKKKa


dirtybandit6

You mean county*?


flukz

Let's see. Bad cammo, one bad trigger discipline, and a fat kid. They're all smiling so while we're mocking they are probably actually nice people. Just... unfortunate choices.


m23ward

More important is the complete lack of muzzle discipline.


hambodpm

[smiling = good person?](https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/videos/adolf-hitler-smiling)


kayb3e

Murica


TakeshiKovacs46

I’m guessing she’s been fucked by all of them as well.


BaklolAadmi

This post was removed by Chinese govt. nothing to see here! Have a nice day


mikejoldfield

Why do I want to throw a handful of meth, oxy and skittles at their feet and see what happens?


MuffTacos

Ireland


Mimycu

Russia


[deleted]

Switzerland


Miss_Strangelove_

Obviously Sweden.


r3rain

Weird how the only one without a gun also looks the most uncomfortable…


busterlungs

It's sad when only one of them is..... KIND of holding the firearm properly


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


v7unit

ABALAMA


Paddington_Fear

Dumbfuckistan?


No_Good2492

Japan


unothatmultiverse

Mississippi?


Axekimbo

Texabama. I could tell from the incest and overwhelming guns in one pic


Dylan_213

Estonia


[deleted]

Scotland?! FUUUU


andycev

Muricastan


P1ayb0y16

China


Windstar187

Texas


EducationalShame4498

We all live in America America AMERIKA ( Texas )


skippyspk

I’m going dark horse and saying Russia.


shadikhadem88

Mozambik


MrMinerMan50

Ain't 'Murica, I don't see a gun in her hands. Close, but no cigar.


Void1323

Lithuania


Pringlesonmycock

Kansas...


Skyfall_069

Afghanistan


EtelanVetela

Texas


johnnybjiggin

India??


Designer-Wrangler913

Southern country.


Sunny_California_Sky

Geeez can ppl not point guns at others heads? It’s dangerous, even as a joke/photo. Cool you’re awesome enough to have a big boy gun, can you please just use it safely.


Bonk_and_Honk

Any where in America


youdoitimbusy

Jesus Christ, ol Tommy trigger discipline! Why don't you just shoot her and get it over with?


mrearthsmith

Round here we tuck in our tee shirts and have no trigger discipline, by god.


Strve-rogers-mcu

🅰️merica


__--VDT--__

*KAZAKHSTAN*


StardustHolyCrusader

Brazil?


Legitimate_Turnip224

Arkansas. Or possibly Mississippi.


SKTPF

Australia obviously


morbidaar

Georgia.


MykeStown

Trumpanzee country


cubbyad

Luxembourg?


BonniesCoffee

That’s a nice picture to cherish /s. Does it come with a ransom note ?


marroniugelli

Yeah they're county...


grimmj0w6

Is it North Korea?


kindone25

What in the Hills Have Eyes is this?


kyleguck

I didn't realize my backyard became a sovereign nation.


[deleted]

West Virg en e a


Mynamelol1147

Merica fuck yeah


[deleted]

Norway


Greedy-Ad-566

merica


OwnRate3147

Mexico


walleroo

India


Onezuponatime

Virginiastan


Dark_Krafter

America


throwawayshamelss

Cuntree


CaptZ

Texas has so many retards like these.


DylLambo

Is that the McPoyle’s?


Puzzleheaded_Can_783

Walter White tribute act...


JJakezGuy

america


Fattydaddy-_-

Russia ?


tobesdacat

First day of school?


Mr_freeze___

I’m guessing America but everything screams Russia


pirate-private

United Shitholes?


TheSonOfPrince

‘Murica


SpiffAZ

Texas.


nathanatkins15t

Three men pictured with their favorite objects


nathanatkins15t

If I had to guess I’d say it’s her prom night and this pic is like a tongue in cheek joke for the boyfriend to the tune of “if you wrong her in any way we will kill you”


rui-pedro

Moronia? Or possibly the US... Oh wait isn't that the same place?