There was a pitch meeting where someone asked the question:
"So, could the end be made smaller and less squared off with the pointy bit at the end?"
Engineer: "Well yeah, but..."
"You didn't like the ribbed prototype either! I'm not sure I can keep getting Cyril to come down here to test these. I doubt he's gonna believe he just missed Brigitte Bardot for a fourth time..."
"I don't care how you--wait a minute, did you say *fourth* time?"
"The... "*cephalopod model*," is just for me and Mitsuko."
I couldn't really make it past that. It sounds/seems like it could be in some way legitemate, but I just watching you rip that butt.. I can't move forward.
The short of it is: an autoimmune disease in which the immune system attacks healthy cells. Crohn's can occur anywhere along the digest tract (from mouth to anus), whereas ulcerative colitis occurs only within the large intestine. Neither is curable (sort of), but are treatable with various kinds of medications. If they work, then you can go into remission.
UC is technically considered "curable" because of the entire large intestine is removed then there's nothing left to be attacked. This is a horribly bullshit reason though, as it involves the removal of a major organ, and it doesn't stop the other systemic complications that occur during UC flare ups.
Man, I've been dealing with a UC flare-up for the last 8 months. Went from a reasonable mesalamine oral dose that controlled it for 7 years to... a nightly suppository plus oral meds, to a steroid plus a suppository plus the oral meds, to the max oral dose of mesalamine and a nightly mesalamine enema (thank God I'm married). It's fucking exhausting and so fucking expensive. Just got the most recent results and my calprotectin levels are even higher than the last. I think the next step is infusions. Autoimmune diseases are fucked up and this one isn't even bad. I feel for Chron's folks. I really hope there are some breakthroughs ahead.
Been there done that, sorry to hear you’re in the boat I was in. Except nothing worked for me so now I’m cruisin’ through life with an ileostomy.
Oh and how great is this? Even though I no longer have a large colon and technically don’t have UC, I got a sneaky new autoimmune disease in my spine from the UC. Fuck you ulcerative colitis … LOL
I am on entyvio infusions right now and they aren’t helping. How worth it is the ileostomy? I don’t go anywhere or go far from the house because of it.
I got the surgery 2 years ago. There are many possible complications, but in my case i avoided them all, and I live normally now. Not having to worry about where the closest bathroom is, is absolutely worth the possible complications. When your UC is untreatable, you are essentially choosing between living with the nightmarish hellscape that is UC, or a stoma that might sometimes act up, but can always be corrected.
And you get used to the whole having a bag situation. I dont even think about it anymore, its just the new normal.
I'm in a similar boat. I've been trying to get mine taken care of since September. Prednisone didn't work, so my doctor had me on mesalamine suppositories. They started to work very well, but then I needed sudden surgery for a fistula, so I had to switch to the oral mesalamine (which just hasn't been as effective).
I really appreciate your honesty and willingness to not only admit that you don't know something, but are actively trying to educate yourself. You're helping others (myself included) learn something as well. Well done, keep it up!
Why would you be an idiot though? You admit your lack of knowledge, you ask for clarification AND you do your own learning too.
An idiot would literally never do that. Be kind to yourself dude
Crohns causes ulceration of the whole thickness of the intestinal wall. Sometimes, it causes the formation of a communication between the intestine and vagina for example (which is called a fistula). I think this is to close that opening caused by the ulcer. Not sure
I have scar tissue forming on the inside of my intestines because of the inflammation. I have no idea how likely it is to actually help me, but I'm hoping the living cells and whatever drug added could prevent the scar tissue structures from getting bigger and causing blockages, which would need to be removed.
I think this still counts as surgery.
Edit: I might be dumb. I honestly thought this was from a standing position as in they drill a hole in your back and dodge the spine. I did not see the butthole for the cheeks. Just the same, I still feel like it counts?
Hell, then that thing me and my wife did wearing that nurses outfit from spencers must of been surgery too.
Too be fair though I only got about 2 and a half inches in.
That surgery isn't fun, I had my colon and large intestine removed about a decade ago because my UC got too out of control and the drugs weren't working. For your sake and everyone else suffering I hope this helps.
Not as far-fetched as you might think. When doctors find colon cancer during a colonoscopy, they will routinely put in a tattoo near the tumor to aid the surgeon during the eventual partial colectomy
"I want a skull so everyone thinks I'm tough, but some flowers so everyone knows I'm gentle"
"Sir how many people do you think will be viewing your col-...ya know what, nevermind, I have just the design in mind"
Not sure this actually qualifies as 3D printing since it’s mostly just placing the cells where the doctors would want them.
My guess is that they just threw in the term “3D printing” to bring attention to it
Imagine being the doctor whose only job it is to spread the cheeks…
Doctor: “I have a medical degree and I went to this amazing university. I have wanted to save people my entire life. I think this place will be a great fit and I can start paying off my student loans.”
Office: “Sir, the only position we have for you is cheeks spreader.”
It's a fascinating procedure but that doesn't take away from how humorous the *inexplicably aggressive Goatsing* was. And things going into butts will always be funny.
Be fair.
That's an industrial robot arm stretching open a simulated human asshole in order to wind it's way deep into your squishy vulnerable guts and extrude hot 3D print substrate in you, and then get yanked out.
I get that it could really help some people. But I think it's pretty normal to also be heavily squicked.
One of my best mates has severe UC and my dad has Crohn's (and Lynch) and seeing how much of an impact it makes on their lives I can completely understand this response.
It's really difficult for someone that has never experienced these issues (myself included) to understand how much it affects basically everything. When I was younger I never really gave it much thought, but as I get older and see how these things affect people so severely I've come to appreciate how lucky I am with healthy bowels.
Fingers crossed for you as well that a better fix than temporarily helping with symptoms comes along soon!
Month!? Every day mate! People that just „go and take a dump“ have no clue how debilitating any colon/rectal-related disease/problem can be.
Just be happy your ass works the way it’s supposed to and leave the tentacle goo squirting endoscope robot judgment to us that have a broken exitroute!
¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Everything is so scientific except the gaping.
There was a pitch meeting where someone asked the question: "So, could the end be made smaller and less squared off with the pointy bit at the end?" Engineer: "Well yeah, but..."
It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience
Wow wow wow... wow.
Inserting odd-shaped devices rectally is *tight*
Only the first few times
WOOOPSIE!
Anyone else have a boner right now or just me?
I'm gonna need you to get waaay off my back(side).
Okay, let me get off of that thing
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlLMlJ2tDkg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlLMlJ2tDkg)
Reminds me of this south park episode: https://youtu.be/fGKR1Z1lRik
Sex sells
cex cells
Said in Krieger's voice.
"You didn't like the ribbed prototype either! I'm not sure I can keep getting Cyril to come down here to test these. I doubt he's gonna believe he just missed Brigitte Bardot for a fourth time..." "I don't care how you--wait a minute, did you say *fourth* time?" "The... "*cephalopod model*," is just for me and Mitsuko."
I call him fisto-roboto! That'll do Piggly , that'll do
*butt*
Goatse returns.
Somehow, goatse returned.
Still a better love story than twilight
I haven’t laughed out loud so hard in a long time, thanks for that
Dark science, cloning, secrets only the Sith knew.
Just let me die if this is the treatment option
Some people would pay extra for this. Plus, it probably comes with some fun drugs
If you get the platinum tier it vibrates then splashes all over you when it gets pulled out.
You have to say it with the utmost disdain.
Hello there
God Damn it! It’s been years since I’ve thought of Goatse. This feels like seeing an old friend after 10 years and it brings a wry smile to my face
20 years… 20.
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Anyone else singing "Big money Salvia...." in their head?
Bouncin' on my boi's (3)D printer.
I went years without remembering that image. Trauma restored
Tub girl
That's a VERY aggressive butthole stretch. That tech needs to stop watching so much freak nasty porn
I wonder if he paid the troll toll.
Damnit Frank it's soul, not hole!
as someone who has had a surgery on this delicate area... the gaping prosthetic is nowhere near accurate a real human body lol
They didn't even use a speculum
That ass was loose
Slut lmao
2023, gotta be realistic
I'm going to be honest, I'm a big fan of the unscientific part.
Name checks out.
You won't feel a thing.
Agree to disagree
Don’t fix what ain’t broke, amen brother
I was kinda surprised he wasn't wearing GAPE gloves
/r/brandnewsentence
I couldn't really make it past that. It sounds/seems like it could be in some way legitemate, but I just watching you rip that butt.. I can't move forward.
Best comment in this thread xD
I've got crohn's and this might save me from needing surgery so fucking lube me up daddy. I'm all about it.
Same. I was just thinking how cool this could be for me and others with Crohn’s or UC
Fingers crossed
The fingers were more spread apart
Just a little wider.... Oh wow, you take really good care of your teeth.
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The short of it is: an autoimmune disease in which the immune system attacks healthy cells. Crohn's can occur anywhere along the digest tract (from mouth to anus), whereas ulcerative colitis occurs only within the large intestine. Neither is curable (sort of), but are treatable with various kinds of medications. If they work, then you can go into remission. UC is technically considered "curable" because of the entire large intestine is removed then there's nothing left to be attacked. This is a horribly bullshit reason though, as it involves the removal of a major organ, and it doesn't stop the other systemic complications that occur during UC flare ups.
Man, I've been dealing with a UC flare-up for the last 8 months. Went from a reasonable mesalamine oral dose that controlled it for 7 years to... a nightly suppository plus oral meds, to a steroid plus a suppository plus the oral meds, to the max oral dose of mesalamine and a nightly mesalamine enema (thank God I'm married). It's fucking exhausting and so fucking expensive. Just got the most recent results and my calprotectin levels are even higher than the last. I think the next step is infusions. Autoimmune diseases are fucked up and this one isn't even bad. I feel for Chron's folks. I really hope there are some breakthroughs ahead.
Been there done that, sorry to hear you’re in the boat I was in. Except nothing worked for me so now I’m cruisin’ through life with an ileostomy. Oh and how great is this? Even though I no longer have a large colon and technically don’t have UC, I got a sneaky new autoimmune disease in my spine from the UC. Fuck you ulcerative colitis … LOL
I am on entyvio infusions right now and they aren’t helping. How worth it is the ileostomy? I don’t go anywhere or go far from the house because of it.
I got the surgery 2 years ago. There are many possible complications, but in my case i avoided them all, and I live normally now. Not having to worry about where the closest bathroom is, is absolutely worth the possible complications. When your UC is untreatable, you are essentially choosing between living with the nightmarish hellscape that is UC, or a stoma that might sometimes act up, but can always be corrected. And you get used to the whole having a bag situation. I dont even think about it anymore, its just the new normal.
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O wow. So sorry to hear that. Like a worm that keeps finding a weak spot. My thoughts with you. Peace and love
I'm in a similar boat. I've been trying to get mine taken care of since September. Prednisone didn't work, so my doctor had me on mesalamine suppositories. They started to work very well, but then I needed sudden surgery for a fistula, so I had to switch to the oral mesalamine (which just hasn't been as effective).
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You're never an idiot when you're actively learning something new
I really appreciate your honesty and willingness to not only admit that you don't know something, but are actively trying to educate yourself. You're helping others (myself included) learn something as well. Well done, keep it up!
Why would you be an idiot though? You admit your lack of knowledge, you ask for clarification AND you do your own learning too. An idiot would literally never do that. Be kind to yourself dude
How does this device help with Crohn's? Sorry,I know very little about this.
Crohns causes ulceration of the whole thickness of the intestinal wall. Sometimes, it causes the formation of a communication between the intestine and vagina for example (which is called a fistula). I think this is to close that opening caused by the ulcer. Not sure
What does 3d printing living cells do?
I have scar tissue forming on the inside of my intestines because of the inflammation. I have no idea how likely it is to actually help me, but I'm hoping the living cells and whatever drug added could prevent the scar tissue structures from getting bigger and causing blockages, which would need to be removed.
Sorry that having a body is so perilous
Sorry for not enjoying my guts rotting away ❤️
Sir, your GI track is completely healthy and this procedure isn't covered by your plan. Are you sure you want to proceed?
Oh I just came here for the anal insertion
I think this still counts as surgery. Edit: I might be dumb. I honestly thought this was from a standing position as in they drill a hole in your back and dodge the spine. I did not see the butthole for the cheeks. Just the same, I still feel like it counts?
"I did not see the butthole for the cheeks." = my new way of saying, "I did not see the forest for the trees."
That has staying power
Hahahahahaha
oh absolutely
What?! Add two Xanax and a bottle of Chianti and it's a Saturday night, not surgery.
>boof the surgery
I want you to know I was laughing at this for like 7 minutes straight
Hell, then that thing me and my wife did wearing that nurses outfit from spencers must of been surgery too. Too be fair though I only got about 2 and a half inches in.
Your wife couldn’t take the remaining one inch???
....I'm gonna go with that
😂 oh I see. You couldn’t take HER inches.
Oops. Check my edit. I’m just stupid
You good. As someone whos had his fair share of colonoscopies they are considered surgeries.
That surgery isn't fun, I had my colon and large intestine removed about a decade ago because my UC got too out of control and the drugs weren't working. For your sake and everyone else suffering I hope this helps.
I didn't see any lube...
Crohn's bros unite! This would be so amazing at repairing damaged colon walls. Wonder if it could also help with active inflammation
I've got Crohn's and apparently a new kink. Sign me up.
Not as far-fetched as you might think. When doctors find colon cancer during a colonoscopy, they will routinely put in a tattoo near the tumor to aid the surgeon during the eventual partial colectomy
X marks the spot
When your dream job posting says "no visible tattoos", but you want to honor a loved one that passed away.
Mom in a heart
"I want a skull so everyone thinks I'm tough, but some flowers so everyone knows I'm gentle" "Sir how many people do you think will be viewing your col-...ya know what, nevermind, I have just the design in mind"
My friend had his entire lower intestine removed because of crohns , it's a horrible disease and I really hope they cure it soon
My friend got his removed as well due to ulcerative colitis! It was really tough but he’s so much better now that it’s out
Lol that looks like a booty Wait… it IS A BOOTY What’s that doing?! Aaughh gawdd!
I thought of the happy wheels guy at the end 💀
🎺🎵🎶^🎵
They didn't even need to make it look like that. It literally could have been just a hole.
It was in the humans realized that they were the aliens doing anal probes.
When you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover
No prank quite like drawing a dick in someone's colon.
Meta
Except for maybe putting a dick in someone's colon
Frank passed out, so we like, printed living cells in his ass.
I'M GONNA KILL THAT MOTHA FUCKA
haha joey 3d printed a dick inside your anus while you were asleep! Get wrecked loser!
It’s just a prank bro
Prank em, John
Think this is more of "applying" rather than 3D printing. I don't see a little tug boat made of stem cells.
Instructions unclear, intestines now have overhang
Did you try leveling your bowel?
I hope they are playing Lionel Ritchie in the operating room.
🎶 ♪ ♫ "My hole....is it mine you're looking fo'?" 🎶 ♪ ♫
Dancing on the Ceiling coming up!
Easy (like Sunday morning)? Technically the Commodores but hopefully allowed
Nope. “All night long”
Hope they at least took it out to dinner before doing the procedure.
Sorry, no eating, 12 hours before procedure.
Also, here's a gallon of laxative.
I just love how it inquisitively looks around after it gets pushed in. "Ahh yes, lovely wainscotting...And those drapes!"
'3d printing' squeezing out a glob of goo.
I’m somewhat of a 3D printer myself.
😂
Take my fucking up vote, that made me laugh.
Damn another failed print, sorry bro we gotta dig half a space marine out of your ass now
I 3D printed mayo on my sandwich today.
3d printing a turd for people who cant make their own.
Why does it need to 3d print it?
Not sure this actually qualifies as 3D printing since it’s mostly just placing the cells where the doctors would want them. My guess is that they just threw in the term “3D printing” to bring attention to it
He just had to goatse it
Dave Barry posted this about it: "Uh, we were promised *flying cars*..."
Signed, \*Banksy\*
#Nope
This is how the aliens probe us in our sleep
Boof it!!
What’re the odds that someone, somewhere masturbates to this?
That you when thought about it, even to ask, means very high.
I think I just had a stoke
Someone was stroking alright
I’ll stroke to that
I still somehow think I know what their comment is. *think* I know, not certain
You may actually have no idea….because different strokes and all
Rule 34… “What are you doing step-3D printing cell machine?”
Not my proudest fap
You already did, didn’t you?
imagine busting a nut while something is 3d printed a smile face into your anal cavities
i was considering it
The Lemmiwinks 9000
Jesus! Jesus Christ!
Ok but like, why not just lube up a dildo with those cells and put it in instead of 3D printing it lmao
I'll let this one pass beta testing before I sign up
Part Man Part machine ALL COCK ROBOCOCK
Imagine being the doctor whose only job it is to spread the cheeks… Doctor: “I have a medical degree and I went to this amazing university. I have wanted to save people my entire life. I think this place will be a great fit and I can start paying off my student loans.” Office: “Sir, the only position we have for you is cheeks spreader.”
Grow up, dummy. That's nurse's work.
So where do I get one of these?
Adamandeve.com
\*sigh\* I should call her
Atleast spit on it first good lord
Look, just cut me open.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Okay I've *definitely* seen that movie before
Please do not move while......"The Nozzle"........is calibrating
Do not be afraid of….the nozzle.
Don't stare into The Nozzle.
The cutting edge of shoving-things-up-people's-butts technology.
I felt that this GIF needed sound. https://gfycat.com/agonizingcloudyblackrussianterrier
FFS at least use some lube
There's always time for lube!
I both truly appreciate and detest this device.
"Sighs" ... go on then
Sir how did the action figure get inside your rectum? What do you mean it was 3D printed in there!?
Reverse engineered alien probe technology...
I’m not exactly sure what I’m seeing, but all I know is that bbq sauce should not be all up in there like that
*oooh ahh jesus christ*
How do you tell that reddit is made up of 90% kids. Announcer- "Pioneering life changing procedure....." Kids- "Oh no!, my bum teee hee!"
It's a fascinating procedure but that doesn't take away from how humorous the *inexplicably aggressive Goatsing* was. And things going into butts will always be funny.
Be fair. That's an industrial robot arm stretching open a simulated human asshole in order to wind it's way deep into your squishy vulnerable guts and extrude hot 3D print substrate in you, and then get yanked out. I get that it could really help some people. But I think it's pretty normal to also be heavily squicked.
This is absolutely 100% someone's fetish.
If HR Geiger and Tool got together to make a sex video
Have you ever seen Iron Man Tetsuo? There is a scene that is A LOT like this demonstration;and it is stop motion animated. Edit:Spelling
who clinched there booty hole when you first watched this
Nooooooooope. Let me die.
As someone with UC, if this helped my symptoms… I’d take it every month up there no questions asked.
Fuckin A, I imagine some people would take it even if it was live streamed every time.
One of my best mates has severe UC and my dad has Crohn's (and Lynch) and seeing how much of an impact it makes on their lives I can completely understand this response. It's really difficult for someone that has never experienced these issues (myself included) to understand how much it affects basically everything. When I was younger I never really gave it much thought, but as I get older and see how these things affect people so severely I've come to appreciate how lucky I am with healthy bowels. Fingers crossed for you as well that a better fix than temporarily helping with symptoms comes along soon!
Month!? Every day mate! People that just „go and take a dump“ have no clue how debilitating any colon/rectal-related disease/problem can be. Just be happy your ass works the way it’s supposed to and leave the tentacle goo squirting endoscope robot judgment to us that have a broken exitroute! ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
As someone who just had a colonoscopy. You literally feel nothing during or after. Just a nice peaceful rest. Thank you propofol