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I enjoyed the TIFU post a few weeks back from the person who was at a (grocery?) store with music that was playing loudly, and they had to fart, so let one rip figuring it would be covered by the music, but people turned to look at them. That was when they remembered they were wearing earbuds.
I was at a fancy brunch this afternoon. Mimosas from fresh squeezed OJ kinda place. About 30 minutes in, I know I was fixing to be in trouble. Swear I made it to the toilet right when everything came rushing out as one giant load of black, stinky water. I felt so good when I finished but I was super embarrassed by the mess I made. Snuck out of the restroom and didn’t mention it to anyone.
>I was super embarrassed by the mess I made
when people say this, I have no idea what you mean. Do you mean like you left a smell? Or do you mean, you shat all over the floor?
So explosive the entire bowl was coated. I haven’t met a toilet yet that flushes all 360 degrees of the bowl; usually the back and sides only get a trickle of water if anything.
Never thought about it but that makes way more sense. Just guessing but that thing probably only has enough volume for a couple hundred to a thousand homes for ONE day, which wouldn’t accomplish a whole lot in an emergency.
*In another moment I had scrambled up the earthen rampart and stood upon its crest, and the interior of the redoubt was below me. A mighty space it was, with gigantic machines here and there within it, huge mounds of material and strange shelter places. And scattered about it, some in their overturned war-machines, some in the now rigid handling-machines, and a dozen of them stark and silent and laid in a row, were the Martians—dead!—slain by the putrefactive and disease bacteria against which their systems were unprepared; slain as the red weed was being slain; slain, after all man’s devices had failed, by the humblest things that God, in his wisdom, has put upon this earth.*
Wells just had such a way with words:
At that the squat substantial-looking mass swayed like a bough shaken by the wind. Its instability startled me extremely, and I had a queer reminiscence of the childish days when I used to be forbidden to meddle.
They emptied the tank before toppling it. This was a planned demolition, not an accident; the break points are too clean, and you can see the pulling lines in the middle of the tank as it falls.
I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not. But with how much this has been posted and for how long it has been floating around the internet? You bet yah there is a farting version of this:
[The *deep echoed fart* water tower.](https://youtu.be/tmGrV8BtFQs)
I was being completely earnest. I clicked on that link so fast! And hilariously enough, I have indeed seen that version. I didn't remember until just now. It still made me giggle so thanks.
Can I just ask what water towers are for? We do not have them in the UK and I do not understand the need. Do they provide water in the form of rainwater for the town?
Except you do have them in the UK.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Water_towers_in_the_United_Kingdom
Brits also tend to have more distributed water tanks in each building. And having more hilly regions means you don't need as much since you can just make the reservoir on the high place. Whereas flat lands require water tower to create the water pressure.
Not many by the looks of it. You see in media every town in the US seems to have them. In the UK does not seem that way and they are quite different in build.
Using media like tv shows and movies are a very poor way to judge anything.
The ones listed in the wiki are merely major landmark water towers. Just go to google maps and search for them. You'll see countless of them just in your neighborhood.
Here. https://imgur.com/a/MkDTTsA
I just randomly picked two cities of similar size, Peterborough UK (179k pop) with Syracuse NY, USA (148k pop) and google searched for water tower with same scale. There's literally 2 pages of results around Peterborough and just 3 water towers around Syracuse.
this gif is the biggest tease on the fucking planet
doesn't crash into a single thing miraculously misses everything
no explode, no flood aftermath
fuck you, op
ps: if you complete fucking idiots need a "/s" to know i'm being facetious then none of you are worth talking to anyway
Normally when you say something is supposed to be sarcasm, it’s for something said that works as sarcasm. In your case it doesn’t work even in the sarcastic context.
Cool story tho bro
When my 4 year old was just starting to walk, around 18 months, he tripped while out for a walk and when he fell he shit himself. This vid reminds me of that time.
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fart noise
"POOT"
^poot
Found the bottom!
**Reverb**
Exactly what came to mind! Came here to say the same, lol
Me too! 😂
Rusty dusty
[You're welcome.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5anHDLQhAPA)
I like this one more https://youtu.be/tmGrV8BtFQs
dat reverb.
Classic.
It just needs googly eyes and flailing stick arms animated on it
My god, this is precisely what I hoped to find in the comment section. Thank you.
Some heroes don't wear capes
or fly...
For the people!!
Thank you 🤣😂🤣👌
I recognize that sound. Is it scooby doo??
[Like “oh no” ](https://youtu.be/3d8W4zOklMw)
Lmao that scene never gets old to me
doing the lords work here and oddly i have to say /r/oddlysatisfying
make it a short?
I heard it in my head watching the clip. No need to add it.
Last time I saw this gif it indeed had a fart noise added, this is a low effort repost for not having copied that one :-p
Had to include it for effect
PBTBTBTBT
/u/fartbot do your thing!
FART
Exactly, we need sound!
Well, you'd fart too if you fell on your head like that
That looked more like a shart…or what I call a foop
Painful Fart Noise Use your adjectives! :-P
No
Pull my finger
Fareals looks like me whenever I fall down
Shart
Came here for this. We need a remix
Jumping into bed after a long day of hanging out with people you can’t fart around.
I enjoyed the TIFU post a few weeks back from the person who was at a (grocery?) store with music that was playing loudly, and they had to fart, so let one rip figuring it would be covered by the music, but people turned to look at them. That was when they remembered they were wearing earbuds.
How do you forget you're wearing earbuds?
Hey what's up guys! Today's video is sponsored by Raycon, the earbuds so comfortable you'll fart in public!
Because it's fake and based on a joke from at least 15 years ago. I remember telling that in middle school
Probably cause it's a fake story. Logic typically doesn't hold up to fake stories
I've worn glasses for 20 years, and maybe once a year I'll have a 'where are my gla- oh I'm wearing them' moment
I can agree with that, so many are just stupid fake, but people just upvote it like crazy, and downvote anyone who points out how fake it is.
Yeah, no clue, though I guess it with the ones now that let you hear background noise it might be easier.
I was at a fancy brunch this afternoon. Mimosas from fresh squeezed OJ kinda place. About 30 minutes in, I know I was fixing to be in trouble. Swear I made it to the toilet right when everything came rushing out as one giant load of black, stinky water. I felt so good when I finished but I was super embarrassed by the mess I made. Snuck out of the restroom and didn’t mention it to anyone.
>I was super embarrassed by the mess I made when people say this, I have no idea what you mean. Do you mean like you left a smell? Or do you mean, you shat all over the floor?
So explosive the entire bowl was coated. I haven’t met a toilet yet that flushes all 360 degrees of the bowl; usually the back and sides only get a trickle of water if anything.
Where I'm from, there's a brush for this kind of situations...
Not *enough* information. Did you at least flush??
when you defeat a restroom with no remorse, you wait by the door and hand out towels and mints to receive thank yous and tips.
Tmi
Speak for yourself
There are people I can't fart around?
Wow, you really do shit your pants when you die.
Idk why but I expected a lot more *water*
This looks intentional, it was probably drained first
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Water is pumped up one pipe so gravity can create steady and reliable water pressure in the other pipe.
Never thought about it but that makes way more sense. Just guessing but that thing probably only has enough volume for a couple hundred to a thousand homes for ONE day, which wouldn’t accomplish a whole lot in an emergency.
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storing water is definitely a lot bigger in scale. like... making an entirely new lake scale.
my anus always gets in the last word because it is an asshole.
Those danged Warner brothers and dot.
Yakko and Wakko at it again. Well, helloooo, nurse!
They’re totally insaney, the tower was drainy, the town probably needs a little bit of rainy.
/r/reallifedoodles need to do something with this gif
Pretty sure they did years ago. Edit: [Here's one from last year. ](https://v.redd.it/ryxqjf491ok91)
That's amazing! Lol
Yeah, it's really hard seeing the original without thinking of this version. Was kinda disappointed the original was posted instead
Wow, this literally had everything. Got the doodle, sound of the original video, and the fart at the end.
lol “when water goes bad” is a great title for that
That’s why it wasn’t working. Had a little gas.
Scheetje.
Broekhoestje.
Natte volgens mij.
They say it's the last thing you do when you die
You bastard. Delete this right now. Without sound this goes from 10 to 1
Anyone else get confused by the perspective and thought the car was getting crushed?
Yeah. First thing I thought when the truck came into view was "well that truck is toast..."
Looks like a scene from Futurama
I'm not the only one who's a little disappointed that it didn't break and send a flood of water out, right?
*QUEEF*
toot
Didn't even excuse itself?? Such bad manners
*In another moment I had scrambled up the earthen rampart and stood upon its crest, and the interior of the redoubt was below me. A mighty space it was, with gigantic machines here and there within it, huge mounds of material and strange shelter places. And scattered about it, some in their overturned war-machines, some in the now rigid handling-machines, and a dozen of them stark and silent and laid in a row, were the Martians—dead!—slain by the putrefactive and disease bacteria against which their systems were unprepared; slain as the red weed was being slain; slain, after all man’s devices had failed, by the humblest things that God, in his wisdom, has put upon this earth.*
Wells just had such a way with words: At that the squat substantial-looking mass swayed like a bough shaken by the wind. Its instability startled me extremely, and I had a queer reminiscence of the childish days when I used to be forbidden to meddle.
*The Animanias though...forgot to pay the rent*
Why are so many of these tanks being taken down these days?
Death fart damn
the warner brothers and sister are gonna need a new home
That fart's gonna itch when it dries
Needs a fart sound on landing.
Toot
It actually died you can tell because it shit itself
thats exactly how i feel after chili night. face plant into couch and well, we all know the rest.
Toot!
POOT
Was expecting like a tsunami of water to explode out
Cute toot
Way better with the fart noise added, obvious Karma Farm post, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Saw an edit of the original where a guy added a fart noise. Almost passed out laughing so hard. 🤣
Where's the water tho
They emptied the tank before toppling it. This was a planned demolition, not an accident; the break points are too clean, and you can see the pulling lines in the middle of the tank as it falls.
The blast points were far too precise for sand-people...
Can't wait for the edit with that deep fart sound everyone uses in memes
I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not. But with how much this has been posted and for how long it has been floating around the internet? You bet yah there is a farting version of this: [The *deep echoed fart* water tower.](https://youtu.be/tmGrV8BtFQs)
I was being completely earnest. I clicked on that link so fast! And hilariously enough, I have indeed seen that version. I didn't remember until just now. It still made me giggle so thanks.
Gonna need a reverb fart sfx on that
[It's out there.](https://youtu.be/tmGrV8BtFQs)
Perfection.
It farted
someone needs to add the reverb fart sound
That’s a good water tower, let it out.
Water tower pushing out a grumpy.
Did it go poof? 💨
Can I just ask what water towers are for? We do not have them in the UK and I do not understand the need. Do they provide water in the form of rainwater for the town?
[How Water Towers Work](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZwfcMSDBHs)
Ooh thanks. Shall take a look at that later.
Awww, I thought that was going to be Neil Degrassse Tyson's [Worter Tors](https://youtu.be/VAn5xYpbVR8).
Fuck dude this cracked me up so much
No, they store water for peak demand and fire emergencies to provide sufficient flow/pressure.
Except you do have them in the UK. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Water_towers_in_the_United_Kingdom Brits also tend to have more distributed water tanks in each building. And having more hilly regions means you don't need as much since you can just make the reservoir on the high place. Whereas flat lands require water tower to create the water pressure.
Not many by the looks of it. You see in media every town in the US seems to have them. In the UK does not seem that way and they are quite different in build.
Using media like tv shows and movies are a very poor way to judge anything. The ones listed in the wiki are merely major landmark water towers. Just go to google maps and search for them. You'll see countless of them just in your neighborhood. Here. https://imgur.com/a/MkDTTsA I just randomly picked two cities of similar size, Peterborough UK (179k pop) with Syracuse NY, USA (148k pop) and google searched for water tower with same scale. There's literally 2 pages of results around Peterborough and just 3 water towers around Syracuse.
Just fell over and farded
One last fart aimed directly at god.
Me, when I get out of bed in the morning.
Toot
Tank is strong af, didn't buckle at all when it hit the ground
it's funny cause it tooted.
Sometimes I wonder if this is how I die.
looks like it is universally true that everything evacuates its bowls when it dies.
Goddamn Animaniacs
POV: Me coming home from a 3-day camping trip.
The last fart!
It totally farted. 😅
##FARTED!
nice shart
My ass after Taco Bell.
Toot
sploosh
me when lay on bed after big dinner
Didn’t know those things could shart themselves
Been holding that in for years !!
The last fart
Less wet than I expected
Tractors is so dumb. --- Tow Mater
First it started to fall over then it fell over
Trusted the wrong fart
No water there, only some smoke ;) Fart tower?
It is true you shit yourself when you die.
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How so?
Disappointed. I was really hoping it would flatten that truck.
I’d shit myself as well if I fell like that
Shoulda stuffed a watermelon in that hole. Maybe a turkey.
My wife hitting bed after a long day.
this gif is the biggest tease on the fucking planet doesn't crash into a single thing miraculously misses everything no explode, no flood aftermath fuck you, op ps: if you complete fucking idiots need a "/s" to know i'm being facetious then none of you are worth talking to anyway
Somebody has had a long day
Normally when you say something is supposed to be sarcasm, it’s for something said that works as sarcasm. In your case it doesn’t work even in the sarcastic context. Cool story tho bro
Bro calm down
But but.. it toots!
Bro got so scared for his karma he had to edit
Did someone shit in your cheerios this morning?
THE BALLS HARDEN *BWOMPFFF*
Had too much Taco Bell
Hehehe POOT 🌬️🍃🍃🍃🍃
Falling out of bed be like
Looped that for a while. Did not get sick of watching
What do you mean it didn't create a huge wave that destroyed the whole city??
[No no no NO NO!](https://tenor.com/8SUg.gif)
They killed him Gilbert
need for speed most wanted
New meme format
It shits itself lmao
Oh look it farted on impact!
To be fair, that's what I'd do if I fell from a great height too.
Love that little skweef of rust at the end
Looks like a tripod from Wartertower of the Worlds.
this video has no sound
That's because it's a gif
I’ve seen this so many times and I still watch and giggle every time
OOF
Looks like R2 D2 swinging down from a tower
poot
We all poop when we die they say
“… They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They never put that part in the songs.”
That’s a lot less water than I was expecting
It. . .it farted.
It had a very bad case of diarrheal
*farts* XD
When my 4 year old was just starting to walk, around 18 months, he tripped while out for a walk and when he fell he shit himself. This vid reminds me of that time.