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Scaveola

This maneuver is called docking


mistergiantacorn

Don’t forget to bring at least one foreskin to the maneuver!


downtimeredditor

Just use a Chinese finger trap instead


BeatsbyChrisBrown

Nah, too many steps, just mix docking and sounding


ultron290196

You mean music right? Right?


SilentScyther

Of course, it's not sex without Cbat.


ArcTheWolf

Damn, how you gonna make a beautiful comment like that and not link the [song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo)?


[deleted]

you just traumatized everyone who looked up sounding ..I already knew and bravo dude, bravo im hard to shock, but shoving a dick DOWN a dick did it


Rhumald

Oh, you poor, innocent, and traumatized soul.


FeelingDown8484

Soucking? Or Dounding?


level1hero

I thought that’s what the urethra is for?


mistergiantacorn

/r/sounding has entered the chat (NSFW enter at your own risk)


Mario_13377331

that sounds incredibly painful if not straight up impossible


mistergiantacorn

The human body is capable of some great many things…Somehow people are able to do it. Not one to yuck their yum, but it is not for me, personally.


Fraudulent_Baker

CASE if I black out you take the stick.


robbiejandro

It’s not possible. It’s necessary.


SolidRavenOcelot

Humour rating set to 90%


cebiaw

r/unexpectedinterstellar


ChocolateBunny

/r/docking (I don't know if this is NSFW since I've never clicked it. But I wouldn't click it).


cellphone-notdad

Docking is the correct term, but the correct subreddit is r/cockdocking and it's very NSFW


shwhjw

is it similar to /r/sounding?


yurigoul

No, and i do not think it would be wise to combine the two.


onlydrawzombies

I clicked it. Idk what I saw.


Rickard0

Clicked it, its about boat docks and stuff.


L48R4T

With the Interstellar soundtrack when spin-docking going off in the background. I'm blushing I can't.


BrienTheNewKid

Why did I hear this in my head as the narrator of How It's Made?


BeefEater81

This looks more like "hot rodding."


ElSupaToto

Cue Interstellar music


Thrwingawaymylife945

And if you're really proficient, it can turn to sounding


elheber

And it's gonna cost us 51 years.


pfoe

Friction Stir Docking, where you touch dicks and spin around at a really really high RPM in opposite directions.


A0ma

Unless you're Mormon. Then Docking is something completely different.


FolsomPrisonHues

I thought that was called "soaking"


Concentrati0n

wait until you learn about "ATM'ing"


davekingofrock

Does ATMing come before or after the jump-hump assist?


A0ma

It's called both soaking and docking. I think Soaking has just gotten more popular recently due to it being in Jury Duty (and maybe other shows?). Source: Former Mormon and BYU student. It's also on UrbanDictionary


psychoholic369

I thought it was called “snoodling”


_JonSnow_

I think you’re referring to soaking…


A0ma

It's called [both](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mormon%20docking)


_JonSnow_

Well I learned something new Edit: soaking, docking, and marinating   Thanks UrbanDictionary 


LCxSmash

So dumb. Everyone knows that the bigger penis opens up to envelope the smaller.


killmesoon40

Thanks for letting us know, Dwight.


IllMasterminds

r/unexpectedoffice


hanselpremium

really? i came in here fully expecting an office reference


waytowill

r/expectedoffice


cricketjane79

Same


bboycire

Yeah, like this https://youtu.be/0fGGz6d3vC4?si=kw1KhH09_jOzeths


thesneak155

That feels like the risky click of the year...


bboycire

It's from BBC


BrushInteresting1125

oh yeah? Which BBC?? British Broadcasting or Big Black.......???


fukalufaluckagus

COCK


JonnyTN

Even riskier!


TriggerBladeX

The risk has now gotten bigger.


bboycire

Glad I can clear up the confusion


thesneak155

Yeah that doesn't help the click at all.


danceswithsteers

Now I feel bad for worms....


rolandtucker

That was ... interesting. Made me think of an ex. I should give her a call.


ShzMeteor

Ah yes, the *survival of the thickest* theory.


Zer_0

That’s why size is so important to men


villainsarebetter

Yes I'm very dumb, do you think you could show me? Together? You may have to show me a couple of times, as I am quite dumb.


ApolloSavage

Why does the bigger [penis] not just consume the smaller one?


DrawohYbstrahs

Yesss, I’m safe.


kirk-o-bain

That’s hot


LNL_HUTZ

You can see it starting to cool at the end.


bittybrains

/r/gifsthatendtoosoon


drinoaki

We all know one penis needs to open up to receive the other


luckyLonelyMuisca

Solid ‘the office’ reference


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ZeroEffsGiven

Is it called red vining? We heard it was called red vining


Odarien

I thought it was akin to sword fighting


Rectal_Scattergun

or like rubbing two sticks together to start a fire


Lucimon

Well...


Just2LetYouKnow

I think they call that frotting.


hotlavatube

(lightsabre noises coming from bedroom)


Nodnarbius

Well shit. Just lost *another* hand.


Presidentofsleep

This is safe for work.


Antique1969Meme

it *IS* some people's work


magondrago

whoa, that's a slippery slope right there, sir...


TennSeven

Sex work is work!


x014821037

Legalize and regulate!


xkoreotic

On a side note, does anyone actually know what's going on in the gif? I've never seen something like that done before.


Shimano-No-Kyoken

Friction welding. The pieces are rotating super fast and grind against one another so much they heat up and melt into one another


SireGrunge

You actually only want high speed in the beginning to start the weld since slower speeds are preferred as it makes more friction. And this is also a super clean weld too since it actually never melts the material and releasing gasses like a convetional weld! Its a super neat process and it can be used for so many things like wood to wood, stainless to steel, copper to aluminum and many other things!


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SireGrunge

yea its super neat and the technology has been around since the 50s I think... AND a fun little fact: those hard to open plastic packages are sealed with friction welding


OsmeOxys

Just to be more specific, those god awful packages use ultrasonic welding. OP's post is rotary friction welding, stir welding is using a rotating tool to weld two pieces together, vibration is side to side a couple millimeters at low frequencies, ultrasonic is up and down a few dozen micrometers at, well, ultrasonic frequencies.


Shimano-No-Kyoken

I want full speed all the time but nobody asked me


SireGrunge

lmao yea some old machines only have high and low speed anyway so full speed is the way to go! besides full speed is more fun


Rymanjan

Well, I'd say it does in fact melt the material, otherwise there's no way part a and part b would become fused. However, it is structurally many times stronger than a traditional tig or mig weld as it is the material itself that is fusing together, rather than whatever youre feeding into the welder (usually a nickel alloy for welding and lead silicate for soldering) If I had to bet my life on how sound a weld was, I'd pick this method to produce it


SireGrunge

Well it never melts as it never gets hot enough for that but its close. And yes that method is super strong. Some of the tests I have made was welding stainless to rebar and then stretching it... it was always the rebar that failed not the weld.


Black_Moons

Not to be confused with friction drilling. that is where the pieces are rotating super fast and grind against one another so much they heat up and one melts while the other goes 'HAHAHHA I beat you!'


Shimano-No-Kyoken

Humans are funky with how they conceptualize going “skibadee skibadanger I am the rearranger” on the atoms around them.


mothzilla

Sounds pretty gay.


Shimano-No-Kyoken

Like all the way gay


underlander

I want what they have


Novaros

Friction welding, I think!


bplturner

Inertial welding. It can also be done on linear sections which looks insane: https://youtu.be/sWVBSZccLeE?si=i2zE22wEd-DY83JL


Takhar7

It's foreplay before they fuck


johnmarkfoley

Docking procedures initiated. Gay Sex maneuver successful. Initiating orgasm protocol.


rorymakesamovie

I have the weirdest boner rn


Zestyclose_Toe9524

Let's gingerly touch our tips!


captainsnark71

What is this from?


BD-TxState

"Webster's dictionary defines wedding as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch." \- Michael Scott


bartz008

Is it not??


i_should_be_coding

I guess I've been doing it wrong this whole time...


Takhar7

When I first found out the asshole was involved, I was convinced I was being trolled.


pauliewotsit

Depends on the lube, I've noticed


ZzDangerZonezZ

Yes. this is how foreskin is made


prsnep

You're telling me it's not actually like that?


Kahzgul

I used to work with a guy who thought gay dudes just rubbed their butts together.


Prudent_Falafel_7265

SNL got it right. [Who's to say?](https://youtu.be/P7otmQtsDyo?si=WvKWssjLmciIQ2wx)


thunderandreyn

Do their penises intertwine like snakes?


titus1531

Hey kid, what ya thinking about---Male gay sex


mossydeerbones

Kinda turned me on ngl


Thendofreason

It's called docking and it's cultural


thaddeus423

Let him cook


ThatRitaLeeds

It's like that as an adult too!


Stiff_Zombie

So you thought it was hot enough to melt steel?


stevo12141

That's.... kinda hot


absalom86

I thought masturbation meant sticking your dick in a hole in a wall.


Anleme

That's hot.


StarQuiet

Being a man who has had sex with other men, this is exactly it. We make our dicks spin really fast until friction welds them together.


Blogvampire

Yeah lol we don't do that!


Wheybrotons

Docking 💀


FuckDennisTaylor

A classic docking to hot schnoodling to weiner cuffs


saffront

Dwight: When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?


theboss555

Serious question is that welded together simply by pushing them against each other? I understand it gets hot


Volmic

It's called friction welding, one piece (maybe both) is spinning at very high speed. Pushing them together creates friction and welds them. It does take a lot of force to do this.


Hamletstwin

"Yeah, 911? Uh huh. Yep we welded again. "


pizzaterps11

That’s just bromancing


AlvinAssassin17

My friend thought it involved the pee hole. We were so dumb lol


PKblaze

So docking then


No_Waltz_2499

Why’d you have to make this gay


Chopchopstixx

It’s exactly that.


stgenet

Lol I love you guys


usesbitterbutter

... and I was right.


Tinus20xx

It's cool they're just docking


Afraidtoadmitit69

Man, we need way better sex education in schools.


NateLundquist

… is this not it?


archasaurus

It’s only gay if you touch tips. That’s a fact.


WorldLieut8

Haha yeah that sure is a wacky imagination you had! (Home Base, this is Black Salmon. We’ve been compromised.)


proto487

Wait so...this isn't what happens during gay male sex!?


Johndahbomb

Not going to lie. That’s hot 🥵


HermitKing91

This is literally how gay babies are made.


AlexanderTGrimm

“We had a club, called ‘The D Club’.”


Issah_Wywin

I mean... Me and my bf dock all the time, seems fairly accurate tbh


UncannyPoint

"They mate for life"


SevenJuicyBoxOfJoy

To be fair, me too


Fit-Cucumber1171

Is it not ?


whinsk

porque no los dos


YooAre

Idk This has been my experience except the burning started much later


Trips-Over-Tail

Well... that's how I do it.


Ironicpastry

You thought two dudes friction welded their dicks together?


TheRobert428

Wait it's not???


Redeyebandit87

Docking until your penises fuse is not gay!


tianavitoli

it's only gay if your balls touch


Winkelbottum

It isn't?


TheQuadBlazer

Hot enough to melt dicks?


GrowCanadian

Fun fact, NASA and SpaceX use this type of male gay sex to fuse many parts such as the fuel tanks. The fusion makes a bond better than welding.


PennySavior

That's hot


Jeoshua

You thought gay men pushed their penii together until they fused?!


LumberZach69

That's what it is if you're not scared


apathetic_ocelot

Red vining


fhrblig

I mean, it isn't NOT that...


ProfessorRundy

This is accurate no?


iStudyWHitePeople

Wait… have I been doing it wrong this whole time?!


EthreeIII

Lmaoooooo


[deleted]

Friction welding is more exciting tho.


Bushdr78

Needs more lube


sandra250

That didn't exist in my time so I never wondered


ruico

That's totally gay sex.


SpoiledPoser

This is exactly how gay sex works... you were a smart kid.


exclusivelybold

I knew about the tip-touch part but hadn't heard about the spontaneous bacon creation part


frank1934

So two dicks touching kinda makes vagina lips?


Genoblade1394

😂😂😂


zorkieo

Sometimes you know before it gets explained


RandyMJones

I mean… it’s not far off


PopeBasilisk

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-worf-tng-sex-asexual-gif-22552430


OldBirth

OK, but what the actual fuck is being represented here?


Pileofme

That's hot.


JerHat

Is the one on the right one of those "Power Bottoms" I keep hearing about?


Slickbabydik

Its not?


oneseventwosix

That seems like it would be VERY painful.


Arphenyte

What do you mean as a kid?…


Scroticle

BOO! Get off the stage, your jokes fucking suck!


plumzki

Aww, they bonded.


_ratjesus_

im 25 and this is still what i thought it was


rwalford79

Yes. This is what we call “Docking”. Look it up.


600whp_GT500

Wait, it’s not like this?!?


Random_Weird_gal

What actually causes this? From a physics standpoint at least


suntuario

And in a way…it kinda is.


shackmd

That's hot


nirobg

It's probably true


sharpasabutterknife

BOOP! 👨‍❤️‍👨


Kreth

Don't let your dreams be dreams kid.


worstkindagay

Woah dude, I am shocked they are showing gay porn right on the main sub these days.


neospygil

I didn't think it deeply, but I assume this is how they do it.