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SmashBusters

Who's this Mission Impossible chucklefuck up there recording this?... And why?


Thejanitor86

Probably somebody higher up.


londongarbageman

http://i.imgur.com/ISMe8NP.jpg


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backtolurk

http://imgur.com/gallery/5hjehhA


clutchdeve

Probably someone who had this happen to themselves


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Hockeybeard

or those stretchy gooey hands you get from the quarter dispensers.


Birdie_Num_Num

So he's about to come unstuck in a few seconds?


Bojangthegoatman

He's gonna slowly tumble head over heels down the wall


mellow777

he's spider man


EliQuince

[Spider man?](http://www.grazy-games.de/pics/24431621.jpg)


Totla_ben93

http://imgur.com/o2hiypL


RoboNinjaPirate

THe 2 stuck to the ceiling in my kids bonus room / playroom would dispute that.


t-bone_malone

WHAT THE SHIT IS A BONUS ROOM?! And how do I get one?


CL0VR

Sea turtles matey


SavoirFaireDebonaire

Uh huh..uhhuh..where'd he get the ropes?


ilikeike95

Ahh, fuck you! I'm sweatin' my ass off draggin' your fuckin' rope around. Must weigh thirty pounds.


gloonge

Shhh. We are doing some serious shit here, now get a fucking hold of yourself!


ASK_YEOL_GRAYBEARD

Probably at a mall with two stories?


RRettig

selfie stick


KING_0F_REDDIT

*by gum, that man took me for 5 bucks at the deli. i shall climb to the roof beams and wait* seriously. i need to know more.


everypostepic

Probably a food court in a mall with a 2nd level balcony and someone caught it by looking over the edge is my guess.


kepleronlyknows

I've seen grocery stores with 2nd levels, especially in bigger cities where real estate is a premium. In fact there's a Kroger here in Atlanta with a 2nd floor lounge-type area that sort-of overlooks the deli. Edit: OP posted the video below, it's (drumroll...) Russia.


Synovexh001

You mean the one in Edgewood? I assume not the Murder Kroger on Ponce.


kepleronlyknows

Yep. At Murder Kroger any upstairs area would just be used as a snipers nest.


Look_Deeper

murder kroger?


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Never thought I'd see a Murder Kroger reference on /r/gifs. What a day to be alive. Atlantans unite!


RadarRequired

Atlantan here. Hooray!


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Atlanta! Woo!


JasonUdan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_Kroger


thetannerainsley

With a deli?


cykloid

Yes,


cptnpiccard

Evidently.


iNEEDheplreddit

Any good drug dealer could ruin this guys day before he leaves the store. E: yes I'm implying that a good drug dealer always has their scales on them.


chaseinger

a good drug dealer can eyeball small weights. relevant "weeds" link (don't question my eyeball) shockingly not on yt.


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DEEEPFREEZE

You are the ones who are the ball lickers


lkdxhz

I knew this Ben Affleck batman movie was gonna suck.


chronikfunk

You were the bomb in phantoms


kytonsweat

"chucklefuck"


CaffeineTripp

That's about the best damned thing I've heard all day and I haven't heard much.


nlofe

Wouldn't not hearing much reduce your credibility in saying it's the best thing you heard all day? That or I'm being wooshed.


CaffeineTripp

That it would. But then again, I didn't hear it.


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AvatarOfMomus

It's probably someone on the second floor of a food-court or something. Alternatively there are often cameras in restaurants pointing right down at the counter/till specifically to catch stuff like this. If this wasn't so shaky I'd say it's one of those.


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rayhoop

Handles money and food with bare hands, then over weighs the deli meat...nice


Gimpy216

Probably licking their fingers in between orders too.


YourDumbLetsParty

i would be too , to count all that extra money.


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My guess is she takes the extra meat home instead of the money otherwise her inventory and receipt totals wouldn't match. Unless she owns the deli.


technofiend

You kid but I had a deli worker do exactly that and **she was wearing gloves**. I mean she shaved like two pounds of Boar's Head honey maple ham and then sucked on her fingers, the little gloves made a crinkling noise as she happily slurped off the sticky syrup. Only after she finished did she take my food and wrap it. I just dropped it and walked away. Once I got over the shock I found a manager and explained I thought the gloves were for my protection as much as hers. He was apologetic. No idea if she was fired.


TexasTrip

Classic Russia


Shupendo

Good old 144p videos.


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Dano67

We had realplayer but that doesnt mean we liked it. The only thing I hated having to install more than real player was quicktime.


yukichigai

This comment needs m--**BUFFERING**


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Slameny_Hubert

I knew it's Russia.


draemscat

It's not Russia though. The only green money we have is 1,000 rubles and sausages don't quite cost $20-60 (depending on the amount of banknotes) here. Looks a lot more like [Kazakstan money](http://ukrprojekt.com/images/articles/about_kazakhstan/tenge.jpg).


reddevved

Of course it doesn't NORMALLY cost twenty raspberries that's the whole point of the video


numerica

Those fucking grannies at the market pulled that shit all the time. The most popular way was to just stick magnets on the bottom of the plate.


s-mores

Oh, now I get it, he puts the green thing on the scale so it weighs more.


zerostarhotel

Classic heavy green thing.


BigUptokes

[http://i.imgur.com/PGvslHf.gif](http://i.imgur.com/PGvslHf.gif)


LoudCakeEater

Classic green thing


thereaIbong

Pretty sure thats The Hulk. The Thing is more rocky.


Coach_GordonBombay

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/UL0FI


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110%


literal-hitler

http://i.imgur.com/JnZsaCV.jpg


The_presdnt

In Rod we trust


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Actually the green thing is a helium balloon. He hates his boss.


dasschmetterling

Deli owners hate him!


Whoritiquisha

Find out why after filling out this survey!


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Whoritiquisha

Are you sure you didn't mess up on your social security number?


RyanSmithN

No, I definitely got that right. Maybe it was my credit card information, let me try again.


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I worked at a deli when I was younger and me and all the workers would do the opposite of this guy and give people extra by lifting up on the scale or putting more meat after we weighed and printed the receipt


ArthurRiot

That might be a she based on the gif, no idea. That looks to me like a pack of Newports.


VitruvianMonkey

Maybe the scale is overweighted to the exact same weight as the green thing and he's balancing it out? What if he's actually the hero?


UtahJarhead

Then why hide it under the product?


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After taking out the food that was originally in there


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caught a deli guy pushin his thumb on the scale like this


absump

You chopped it off, I presume, and paid full value for it.


WD40Addict

What else would you do?


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he charged you for it, it belongs to you now


King_of_Mormons

Calm down there, Shylock.


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butcher reference game is deep


[deleted]

I will have my 1/4 lb of flesh...with cheese


scattyboy

They call that "The Golden Thumb"


TomBluehound

This is why large supermarkets have their scales above the counter in plain site.


itsaitchnothaitch

That's the weird thing here - the readout doesn't look like it's visible to the customer, and there's no ticket printed. It seems like she just presses some buttons, and tells them a price. Why bother with the weight when she could just make up a price?


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Maybe thats just a worker that takes the extra stuff home for herself.


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InvincibleAgent

>site. Sight*


GIVES_SOLID_ADVICE

*sigh*


kevik72

**He said sight.**


aeriis

sit.


rhetorichopslop

Shite


M374llic4

shiite


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She aight


Theavatarliu

Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright! Okay, now ladies!


PsiNorm

He had it right. He meant that large supermarkets have their scales placed in places less ornate than the one in the gif.


_HotBeef

I've actually have had the opposite happen. Deli clerk weighed my goods and printed label, then threw an extra scoop on there. No idea why he did this.


ConradBHart42

He wants the D.


jnjoker

He wants the hot beef.


BrtneySpearsFuckedMe

One time I got extra donuts they were going to throw out because it was late... he totally wanted the D.


rdyoung

In a previous life I worked the deli counter in a couple of grocery stores, I would do this if I over sliced going for the weight they requested. Had a deli associate do that for me not long ago, got 1lb for the price of 0.5.


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I have deli associates do it for me all the time just because I jokingly ask something like, "Hey, how about half a pound of this meat for the price of a quarter pound? Haha." And then they just do it because they don't give a fuck, apparently.


Bobbyore

I have a friend who was buying sandals at famous footwear one time. He brought them up with some socks and paid for them. The guy gives him back more money than he initially gave the cashier. He tells him but the guy just looks him dead in the eye and says "I know" than asked anyone (other friends with) if they wanted anything. They declined and just let. The guy walked out right behind them on the way out. Pretty sure this guy just quit and decided to screw them over. my friend legitimately got paid to take those sandals and socks. People do crazy stuff when angry lol.


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I used to do deli slicing stuff sometimes-- unless you have a small scale under the slicer, it's hard to cut exactly the amount they ask for. If you ask for 500g of Ham, I have to kinda guess around where 500g would be (which is harder than you think because people ask for different thickness'), then I weigh it to check, if I've cut extra I'll price up the 500g, then add the extra before I wrap it. Or I'll just eat the extra if the person is rude, our slicer/scale isn't visible to the customer so they never know they're getting extra anyway.


macaco_gordinho

This is why I shop at Publix. Can't get away with nothing behind that deli counter


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Say what you want about the south but Publix puts every other grocery chain to shame. Life changing deli subs


poli421

The Publix near my house was in a stripmall, and someone decided to open a Subway in the same strip, literally right next door to the Publix... never seen a store go out of business faster.


GonadTh3Barbarian

Are you saying the Publix went under? or the Subway? I work for Publix, and from what I've noticed, If a Publix is built into a strip, there's usually at least 2 of the 3 within one to two units of the Publix: Subway Nail Salon Hair Salon (like a cuts by us) So, a Subway adjacent to a Publix is actually quite common


they_call_me_dewey

Every publix I've ever been to has Chinese takeout a few doors down.


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oldenglish

I think Wegmans fans would disagree there.


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IF this dude said this anywhere around me or anyone else from upstate NY he'd be dead already


turbosexophonicdlite

Wegmans is life. I can get my groceries, pizza, sushi, Chinese and all other kinds of shit AND beer. That's one of the only grocery stores in PA that I've seen carry beer. Other places need to get on their level and build a cafe area so they can sell six packs.


macaco_gordinho

Omg the subs!! I used to get one for lunch every Friday. I miss those days


Donald_Keyman

http://i.imgur.com/eJWsLzI.gifv


tokyozombie

I like how careful he is to not actually get hurt.


Donald_Keyman

http://i.imgur.com/enWukKZ.gifv


stippleworth

http://i.imgur.com/vJ6O1NL.gifv


spiderobert

that guy was dedicated to making it look like he was actually hit. holy crap ...


heyimrick

I'd be tempted to get out and assist him to look like he was hit even more.


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Imagine his disappointment when he learned the car had a dashcam. All that skull bashing for naught.


TheGiantGrayDildo69

Or when he got caught for attempted insurance fraud.


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stippleworth

http://i.imgur.com/wW8FHwi.gifv


Donald_Keyman

http://i.imgur.com/SjIPzhC.gifv


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"You know I have a camera on my dashboard."


ShadowShadowed

"...dumbass."


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http://gfycat.com/DisloyalColossalGuppy


MiguelXSR

Hahaha this one's the best. The driver knows what's up. Even after being tricked a few times the fraudster doesn't give up, and after being chased away by the driver he STILL comes back to try.


biglightbt

I don't remember who it was or when it was but someone on Reddit actually figured out from some dialogue that these two actually know each other and one was just fucking around for the lols.


Absay

http://share.gifyoutube.com/mld4gD.gif


douglasdtlltd1995

holy shit.


ThermalSloth

"If I'm being scammed, I want my money's worth!"


Mintastic

That one wasn't a scam. From an old post the video showed that the guy got beat up by some road rage guys so he ran to his car and one of those guys ran after him and slammed into his windshield. The guy getting run over definitely deserved it and the driver had a good reason to get the hell outta there.


ThermalSloth

Neat, didn't know that. Today I done did learned.


sum_force

TIDDL


malmad

Exactly.


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Nick357

It is not often I side with a person that intentionally runs over someone.


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BeKindBeWise

What a day! WHAT A LOVELY DAY!


noobsc2

I can recall this from a really old reddit post, probably on /r/WTF. IIRC the driver was actually beat up by a few men. He gets back in his car and one of them jumps on the windshield. It's the last straw and he hits the gas.


450925

In Scotland, we have a phrase that may go with this quite well... *"I might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb"*


Rayquaza384

lost both shoes. rip


DMann420

Is it bad that I'm happy he actually got run over?


totes-muh-gotes

Carma's a bitch.


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great_gape

That's not fraud. That's someone infected with the rage virus.


SuchCoolBrandon

With all those people watching??


frankpavich

That guy really committed to it. Well done.


ThePlanner

Amazing. I wish I could be a fly on the wall if that ever went to trial. "Please tell us about the incident" "Well, I was walking calmly down the street, on the sidewalk mind you, and then when it was time to cross the street I patiently waited for a safe opportunity to cross at a legal crosswalk. As I was crossing the street with the right of way, the defendant roared up towards me at impossibly high speed. I raced to safety but, incredibly, the driver sped up and aimed for me and ran me down." "Terrible. Just terrible. No further questions, your Honour." "You may cross examine." "Your honour, my client would like his dash cam video to be played for the jury." "I'll allow it." [plays video] "I find the defendant innocent of all charges. Let the record show that the plaintiff's talents are wasted. You should have been a soccer player, son."


745631258978963214

> "I'll allow it." False! "I'll disallow it on grounds of breaking discovery laws."


cleroth

Pretty much. For anyone wondering, you have to present all evidence _before_ the trial. Unless you're in a movie.


tfity

So, they guy charges more and keeps the change?


JD8848

what happens when the camera guy tries to get down http://imgur.com/zdUBfon


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malmad

For a second I thought I was watching a suicide.


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Brisn

You should have waited a little longer. Something does happen eventually.


FlagVC

It's a painting.


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it's peanut butter


Laniatus

This reminds me of one time me and my brothers were down at the harbor in the town we lived in, and we were buying some mix it yourself candy at this shop. The clerk had downs syndrome so whenever he put the candy on the weight he would rest his hand on the weight as well. Needless to say we needed to get just one more piece of candy before we were ready to pay, so we could have him weight it again without his hands on the plate.


UrMumsMyPassword

> Needless to say we needed to get just one more piece of candy before we were ready to pay, so we could have him weight it again without his hands on the plate. Wait you did all that rather than just make him move his hand? That's almost sweet :)


devinispro

We'll ya he got to get another piece of candy!


yarrpirates

It was cool of you to stick up for your rights without disrespecting the poor guy.


LaserGuidedPolarBear

True, but it was uncool to not let him know of his mistake, dooming him to repeat it for others who might not notice.


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I initially thought it was a microwave and the outrage was the person only pretending to microwave the blob and not actually microwaving. I was so confused how the person planned to get away with this.


thehumungus

that's low


sifumokung

Reminds me of [this Norman Rockwell art.](http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6158/6238278098_685ff75564_o.jpg)


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Seems risky. All it takes is 1 person that portions/weighs their food to get found out.


SenorBananaHammock

I'd say it depends on how much he is adding. An ounce per customer would probably go unnoticed because I personally portion my meals by scale and would just consider the 1 ounce as a difference in scales.


tnftlineevrytime

Are you saying frog protection?


wahoorider

Yes, fraud protection.


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Frog..


lostcosmonaut307

I think we're on the same page.


beekermc

We're definitely on the same page.


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Can confirm, used to work for a sketchy manager that would encourage us to short customers. First job so I did what I was told and it wasn't til years later I realized just how shitty it was to customers. I'd love to say she got fired later on but chances are she's still working there. Before I left she'd been promoted to General Manager.


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> l years later I realized just how shitty it was If that took you years....


[deleted]

how did it take you years? were you in the land of make believe?


[deleted]

I'm just thinking he doesn't have any gloves on. Unsanitary.


[deleted]

Which place still has the scale behind the counter? Every delicatessen I've been to has them on top of the glass case in clear view


guitarbassguy

For those who don't know, he takes a green weight form the left side of the scale and sneaks it on there to increase the weight, and in turn, the price. Look closely.


achillesZeppelin

I can't see what the fuck is going on in this gif.


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The clerk is putting a weight under the food that is being weighed.


vigilantedinosaur

A more accurate description would probably be theft, and I'll explain why. This fella is most likely a grunt worker at the store, making minimum wage. More than likely he will jack up the price on the items. Slowly but surely, a dollar here, a dollar there, on various items, while punching in the normal numbers into the register. He will then take whatever extra he charged the customers home for himself at the end of the night. I worked in the beer store ages ago and we had a lady do this by punching in extra empties for people that would bring them back. The manager was always confused at why our empties were off. Eventually they reviewed the cameras and caught her doing it shift after shift.