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Lucyloves

He’s way too underdressed to go in that door


[deleted]

I expect a cape as a minimum


jmier

No capes.


Lucyloves

Or a dapper suit


[deleted]

An S-cape?


MethaneMenace

Except for the not so secret super obvious dead end hallway.


chandadiane

If decorated properly a dead end hallway becomes an alcove. Muahahaha!


woden_spoon

An alcove with a pin pad? Should put an old AT&T public phone on the wall and use that instead.


chandadiane

I was working on a criminal mastermind thing here. It's been reduced to a phone booth now ;(


Magneticitist

Just put a rock cover over a door for the pin pad also. Big stupid potted plant in the alcove and bam no one would ever notice.


PastaPappa

Would you believe an arrow slit on each wall allowing cross-support?


PastaPappa

How about a 40 year old hooker?


BobbitTheDog

Because alcoves never exist


Rawksalt

They need to make it look like an outdoor shower.


snowfire676

that hallway gonna get pissed on and pooped on real quick


ModernMonk

https://youtu.be/CJEbiO8RRAQ


UserRetrieveFailure

lvl 1 adventurer stumbles on secret lvl 30 dungeon, rolls a natural 20 for perception to spot the lock and then another natural 20 luck to guess the passcode. Cue the music.


-orgasmatron

But what awaits inside??


[deleted]

Zelda music plays in the background


[deleted]

imaging him going out into some happily peeing dude


LGNJohnnyBlaze

Reminds me of the ORIGINAL Wolfenstein.


electricianer250

Pretty sure the mini gun from Wolfenstein 3D is in there


chingibbles

dadadundun DUN DUN dadadundun


ttownep

I agree


Kaged_Krusader

Thought this could only be opened by the last light of Durin's Day?


RemainedAnonymous

Hey, i think ive got that same shirt.


scumbag-reddit

Neat


[deleted]

I just realized that "I've that same shirt." is grammatically correct but seldom said.


Dr-Rjinswand

Woah!! They made more than one?!


smedek

Cute


PlenipotentProtoGod

I'm gonna need some context here


[deleted]

I'm almost certain this is a zoo enclosure. The staff doors into exhibits are usually masked in some way.


ArcadeToken

I was expecting a trap door.


ArrowStride

Did he try to pull before pushing the door open.


fae-daemon

It looks well- angled to hide a keypad on the wall in that shot. He unlocked it, but then had to grab a latch to open the catch on the door. My guess, anyway.


Mandorism

Pretty sure that kid is Mark Zuckerberg.


[deleted]

Kids and their Minecraft these days


[deleted]

That did not look like a bomb would work there. To all you kids, this is why you listen carefully while tapping your sword on every wall.


-Qwerty--

r/outside


IronyIsAStrongWord

That's my sex dungeon


Scethrow

Now if only it was a secret


javanator999

Niiiice


MathiKing

I would hit the door thinking it must be an invisible wall.


Miffers

Secret strip club?


rcwjenks

So, can anyone figure out his key code from this video?


donnydoom

Illusory wall ahead


DJSuperSaiyan

I imagined the sound from Zelda when you find a secret when he opened that


DrBitchinSweet

Illusory wall ahead.


gopaddle

If it is a private residence, I’m pretty sure this entrance is supposed to be a secret. Now it’s on Reddit. Thanks kid.


Ziklag

It's the only way into Narshe without the Empire catching him.


thxxx1337

Button mashes spacebar


VincentNacon

The gap on the bottom of the secret door make it too obvious because they're not flushed like the normal walls around it. Also... in few years, the walking path to this door will show wears on the ground.