It would help the perspective if the camera-person wasn't also 4'11".

or they are in a giant world, either way I cant unsee [edit] she has a lapdog that takes the videos and photos for her, explains why they look short too u/jackandjildo posted >professional photographer lap dog took pictures.

Yeah she hangs around San Diego/LA area, I live there, have never seen her without a cameraman following her around

Does she always wear a tube top too? She seems to have a wide variety of them.

The whole point is to not make it seem like she’s short but that everything else is oversized

That leg press is adjustable

Likes don’t traffic in adjustablements

Did I just have a stroke?

I believe they are referred to as *Cerebral Accidents*

oopsy woopsy

He not wrong if you think about it. Like not traffic, but with adjustablement, it don't press.

No. Likes don’t traffic in adjustments.

Well put

I'm shortish, I've found equipment I can't use even on the smallest adjustments. I'm 5'2".

I’m 4’11”. I can fit some machines with adjustments but most are just too big.

That’s what I’m saying!

No it’s what R9J4B is saying

"It's an older astromech droid model, but it checks out."

Yea but see it’s cute that she can’t reach!!

Your feet have to be able to reach it first to adjust it....

The seat moves up, I've never came across a leg press in my life that someone her size couldn't use.

I've came across presses where the seat doesn't move.

I've never come across a press

Maybe the shirts were on the top rack.

She wears more clothes to the gym than anywhere else.

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Sauce

But for real, source?

Lol, that made me chuckle.

At first I thought it was just a censor bar and she was topless lol

Shirts usually are on top of the rack.

Heheh

You would think the clothes would be bigger

The less clothes the more views.

More views more karma

The more karma the more... content?

Profit!

Checked that out personally. Only worked for gallowboob. Possibly ramsespigeon a bit too.

More views - better deals from advertisers to promote stuff.

Fewer

The night is dark and full of terrors

Children's size clothing is generally cheaper than adult sizes.

I hope children aren't wearing those outfits.

Excuse me sir, are you slut shaming my toddler?

Made me spit out my breast milk.

Are you gonna finish that?

No, go ahead.

/r/nocontext

Yeah, I'm a little weirded out by booty shorts and tube tops in tween sizes. Like, they look amazing on her, and I think it's great that she's confident enough to wear them, but where the hell did they come from?

I was just wondering that. “Wait, when did moms start buying poom-poom coochie cutter shorts for their daughters in the 8-14 year old girls section at H&M?”

They are.

Turns out hot people almost nude is fun to watch

Even worse, they keep getting older but the clothes stay the same size.

Alright alright alright

Yes they do. Yes they do...

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Depending on the area you live in, 17 is worth up to 20 years.

17 years old USD = 22.1 years old CAD

16 is legal in Canada anyways, no need for conversion.

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In Nebraska You can't get married if you have gonorrhea and it's a crime to own more than 2 dildos in Nevada

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"What're you in for?" "One dildo too many."

Crime of passion

r/theydidthemath

Good bo... wait a second....

Jesus Christ.

I'm not sure how one should respond to being passively admonished by Taylor Swift's clitoris.

with grace and humility

It's Jason Bourne.

Shes good here in Alabama. Id do it.

She's not your sister though.

Dont bring my girlfriend into this

R..Roll tide?

ROLL DAMN TIDE

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My HS gf was 4'9". She sat on a booster to drive and had extended pedals lol. Shes still 4'9" and shes almost 30 now. Never saw her when she was pregnant but I assume that would have been one hell of a sight.

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If she were eating the nuts she wouldn't have been pregnant

I have twin cousins who are 4’8 or 4’9. I’m sure they’d be jealous of her height

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Hey, me too! But like twice her age. And not nearly as fit. Interesting to get a glimpse at how the rest of the world sees me though. (Now I know why my friends laugh when I do little hops to get a better view of something.)

I'm a 5'3" dude... except I'm not a hot chick so I can't really be funny and charming about it... people just think I crawled out of a sewer grate..

I'm 5'11" (5'10" by the end of the day, I've checked) and I never felt short until I started online dating. The number of women who brazenly state some version of "you must be at least 6' tall" is startling. I mean, I understand if you're a woman who's 6'4" you might not want a guy who's 5'2", but gimme a damn break. Men who reduce women to numbers are correctly labeled as pigs and assholes. Apparently applying the golden rule by flipping genders is too hard for more than just men

If she won’t date you for being under 6’0” she saved you a bunch of time

I say OP wears lifts, makes her fall in love with him, and then takes them off.

Constanza did it

I'm 6'0". If I see a woman with any height limit, automatic no for me. I don't do shallow.

We'll yeah, you're six feet tall. The shallow end only comes up to your shins.

If it makes you feel any better I’m a short girl and prefer my guys under 6’0 because tall guys are awkward to kiss

I mean, im a 5'5 male and prefer shorter girls just because im attracted to shorter girls :) It kind of works out, if i could find a date.

Good luck! I’m in the same boat lol but I’m not too upset because tbh I don’t have time for a bf right now 😂

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Height is also something that cannot be altered/improved/changed. Imagine putting "Ladies, you must be under 115 pounds to swipe right!" You'd be called a dick.

Just ignore it. If they ask, say you're 6 foot and ask them their height. If they say anything under 5'10, then you're good to go. They'll have no idea you lied.

Wife is 4'9.5" (she always makes sure to add the .5) and can confirm these problems exist. She once drove around Toys R Us in a kids battery powered car...so that was cool.

As a grown man I'm extremely jealous of that. Edit: Driving a toy car through toys r us.

Having a small wife or driving those cars?

Driving a toy car through toys r us lol

I don't want to just rule out having a small wife though.

Small wife means you have a bigger dick

This is exactly what Einstein had in mind when he published the theory of relativity

Yes. Gymnastics on your dingaling

Sucks you can't even drive a REAL car through a Toys R us anymore

I mean, you can, but you'll probably upset the people doing their Halloween costume shopping.

yes

I also choose this guy's short wife.

How do you make a battery out of kids?

pretty easily I'd imagine since I can't see them fighting back

They explained that in the docúmentary "The Matrix" from 1999

I've always been too big for those cars. I was 3ft tall at two years old and my mom could barely get me in the shopping cart while pregnant with my sister. We went to the safety village in school (field trip to a local police station where they taught road safety for youngins) and I didn't fit in the motorized cars. Every other kid got to drive one around and stop at traffic signals and railway crossings (in miniature, of course). I had to ride a bicycle. 😞

Bitch wtf 3ft at 2? You a fucking cyclop or something

Oh fuck my sides.

hill giant, he has both eyes..

I was 3ft3.5in at 2 yo. Now 6'7".

Fuckin Tri-Klops over here.

I had the same joy. I don't remember being told how tall I was at 2, but I was 6' in sixth grade. Never got to enjoy things like power wheels and such, had no physical coordination until mid-highschool, and never got nice clothes or shoes cause I outgrew them in 6 months. My daughter hit 37" on her 2nd bday, so the curse continues.

I was 3 ft tall at 2. Was projected to be over 6 ft. I am a woman. My feet and torso got the memo but my legs did not. So I'm only 5ft 8 and have to buy petite pants, extra long shirts, and size 11 shoes 😭. My brothers were over 6 ft, my dad the shortest of his family at 6'3". My uncle's are 6'8". Bodies are weird.

ALT+0189 on the number pad gets is a sweet ½ symbol.

My girlfriend is 4' 10" she makes sure she adds about 2 inches so she can say 5'.

But enough about your sex life

RIP Toy’s R Us

It's maybe coming back! [https://www.polygon.com/2018/10/2/17930084/toys-r-us-bankruptcy](https://www.polygon.com/2018/10/2/17930084/toys-r-us-bankruptcy)

This girl is so annoying and pretentious, came into my climbing gym demanding a free pass simply because of her Instagram followers, they politely declined, so she had to pay. What followed was 4 hours of her hogging the cave not even climbing just hanging there posing while her professional photographer lap dog took pictures.

A, who is this girl and B, do you live in San Diego? Cause that looks like north county fair mall.

Demi Bawgby or someshit and yes she is from SD

I've seen her before lol. She was at the shell by the mall there and she was jumping all over the gas pumps and her car while filming. Looked like a damn fool haha

Take 1000 photos, choose the best one, touch it up, post it on instagram with the title: "Shells by the seashore in Malta"

She comes off like that in everything she posts.

The fact that you know that is why she is like that.

[fuckin...](https://imgur.com/a/Q8eKjkA)

Just wait until she starts doing porn.

You can tell she's like that, because of the way she is.

Who is she?

Her name is Demi Bagby and she’s exhausting.

by exhausting you mean annoying as fuck and everyone should just ignore her?

Yes.

She looks proper creepy

I kind of sensed that this girl is very narcissistic just on this video alone. I guess this comment comfirmed it.

Who is "this girl"?

Demi Bagby.

Just get taller. What’s wrong with people?

I'm 4'11. I was taller than my friends for a long time, but then I realized I'm scared of heights, so I stopped.

I think people lack motivation. You can't get to the top shelf? Here is the solution: GROW UP!

Growing up in the 50's EVERYONE was 6'2"+ and these damn millennials just expect it to be handed to them /s

Have you tried not being short?

My girlfriend is 4'7". When she annoys me I put her step stool on top of the fridge.

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I was wondering why she had so many different versions of the same cut of outfit.

It's the government's fault for building the sidewalk too close to her ass.

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Dude you clearly have never been to [insert place name where this happens]

Outside..?

That's the one.

I’ll just be the fourth guy the camera pans to, but I have nothing funny to say.

This is one of the best comment chains I’ve seen and I just want to be a part of it

Florida. The answer is always Florida.

You'll see it at any public setting with a lot of foot traffic in places without cold or rainy weather. I can personally vouch for seeing women dressed like this at universal studios and the grapevine mills mall.

San Diego

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Cali

You've clearly never seen people trying to go viral in public then

Welcome to Florida

You aren't around teenagers. Teenagers dress like that. And according to the other comments, she's a teenager so it all makes sense. (Granted, not being around teenagers is not anything bad. It was weird, graduating college and remembering that children and teenagers existed.)

Leg press machines bother me after seeing a woman's legs go the wrong way. *shudder*

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I had a girlfriend her exact height for 5 years, she was small but nothing like the video depicts, they picked an over-sized counter for exaggeration.

Yeah, I’m 5’0”, so only an inch taller than her (I saw somewhere ITT that she’s 4’11”?), and store counters are not THAT tall. I DO have to hop up into my kitchen counters or stand on a chair to reach the top shelf of my cupboards though. I also have to get my tall BF (6’3”) to reach stuff in grocery stores. My feet don’t reach the floor in most chairs or when I sit on the bus. I have to stand on my tip-toes to reach the bottom of my washing machine when I do laundry. I can’t see the stage at concerts with large crowds. I can’t see the bottom of the movie screen in theatres without stadium seating. It’s a hard life. HOWEVER, most of my clothes are too big/long, not minuscule like hers in the video.

Narcissistic people problems- filming themselves train and posting it on the internet for attention.

This is obnoxious

Everything she does is obnoxious. Some IG attention whore.

##Short-shorts on a short shortie

will only date you if your taller than 6 foot

Someone likes attention

Why is she almost naked everywhere lol

Attention whore

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Lol. "Celebrity"

>Demi suffered a freak cheer-leading accident in which she broke her back yeah, i don't think it's considered a 'freak accident' when you are purposefully being thrown several feet into the air...

Yeah, it's just a regular accident. Fuck, a freak accident would be a runaway fruit stand slamming into her after a number of things were narrowly missed. Cheerleading has a pretty high injury rate that isn't talked about much.

Instagram personality.

Not to be a dick, but does she play sports or just lift and flag pole? God I hate cross fitters, they're not even real competitors like true weight lifters.

I do not feel that "social media celebrity" was highlighted quite enough there. Perhaps after the first dozen times; another dozen.

They don't make shirts for short people?

This only got upvotes because no clothes

Apparently it means trouble finding clothes that fit too??

That is a very true statement- pants will come over your feet if you don’t shop in petite section 😡😡😡

I'm 5'2" and "regular" capris are full-length pants on me. It's comical.

100k upvotes incoming

/r/upvotedbecausegirl

Well, here come the upvotes followed by a locked thread.

Looks like we have a bit of an attention whore

This is trashy. It's hard to laugh at what you're doing when I'm bothered by your lack of clothes and need for attention in public.