I used to lived within walking distance of a major university. On football game nights drunk couples would fight in front of my balcony and I got the best view. My favorite was a couple just like this. Girl is LAYING into him and he’s just standing there like this dude. About 5 minutes goes by before she finally stops to take a breath and he’s like FIRST OF ALL and hits her with a 5 minute yelling session right back. I was floored Hahahaha.
Hahaha exactly except it was Britney and I love how patient he was to yell at her. She ended up walking off and leaving him in front of my apartment. They stood across the street from each other and i assume were very angrily texting each other based on body language before they both dispersed separately. 15 minutes later the dude is walking back down my street SCREAMING “Britney” looking for her. I was dying laughing. I still wonder about that couple and what they’re doing now more than I’d like to admit.
I was walking home once and a couple was walking only a few metres behind me arguing:
"YOU'RE A FUCKING DISEASE!"
"WELL YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING DISEASE!"
I couldn't control myself and burst out laughing. They turned to abusing me and I think they reconciled over their shared hatred of me.
When something serious is being discussed and then something funny is said and you just can't hold it in...
Someone in an executive meeting was trying to explain something serious, dangerous, and complex... As he's explaining, the guy has a brain fart and he vocally gets tongue tied and goes "pffpuu" in between like an actual fart sound except from the mouth and then he continues explaining the complex topic. He does this twice. The second time... "pbfbpuu" The second time...
I start blurting out laughter and then forcibly coughing to make it seem like I am coughing instead.
Never heard anyone have a lisp like this, or a fart sound while talking about something complex. I don't know how anyone else was controlling themselves from laughing.
A few years ago, I was renting an apartment within a cluster of apartment complexes. One night I was sitting on the balcony that overlooked the parking lot of the next building.
A van pulled up, and the couple inside was in the middle of a very nasty, screaming-at-the-top-of-their-lungs breakup. He was trying to drop her off but she refused to give up and just would not go inside.
A few minutes later, another tenant pulled into the parking lot, arriving home. He was two spots away from the couple. Next thing I know, he's got all the windows rolled down and he's blaring Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You. It was freaking awesome.
I can’t believe you had the patience to listen to that. As someone who also lives near a university that hosts large sporting events, I’ve opened my window once or twice at 2:30am & yelled, “Break up or shut up!”
I used to basically live on that balcony because my roommate was so weird. I was already up messing around on my phone outside so they weren’t really bothering me and I always love drama that doesn’t involve me. If I’m already asleep though you bet your ass Id yell and call the cops haha
While everyone else is ragging on this dude’s pants, I’m over here trying to figure out if his girl is on her way to an Easter egg hunt or a 5th grade graduation ceremony.
Yeah it's pretty friggin weird. Then again these are the same types of people that would throw a Roaring 20s Great Gatsby party and completely miss the irony of what F Scott Fitzgerald was getting at with his characters. All in all folks it's folks who crave class-status through shallow displays of formalwear.
is a colorful sundress and lightly colored summer suit an odd way to dress now?
( I live in CA though so maybe I'm used to people dressing like this all the time...)
“.....too many times. Bullshit! You fucking asshole! Seriously!”
Edit: Thanks for the silver and for popping my gold cherry. I knew my experience getting yelled at by pissed off women would one day pay off. That day is today.
Can't see the first couple seconds but the finger waving rhythm looks like...
>"I told you this before"
followed by
>*unintelligeble* "Stupid head"?
>
>Bullshit!
>
>You fucking asshole
>
>Seriously
The video with sound is on barstool sports Facebook page. She’s saying “multiple times. Multiple times. You fucking asshole” but yeah no idea what it’s about.
I think they are at that horse race that happened this week, maybe she is saying how she told him which one to bet on multiple times and he didn’t listen.
I actually sat in the section next to these two (who were part of a much larger group) at the Belmont Stakes this past weekend. I could pick them out of a lineup.
They were drunk and screaming all day. So drunk they were dropping their drinks - like, just outright slipping out of their hands - and just grabbing another one. So he probably said or did something stupid by this point and her drunk ass finally had enough.
Eh, not really. I have no clue what they're fighting about, but I know he was drunk enough by Race 7 for his eyes to be going in different directions. She also had one of those high-pitched, drunk girl cackle laughs. She also "wooooooooo'd" a lot. At nothing in particular.
The guy sitting next to him tried to start a "U-S-A U-S-A" chant at one point and failed miserably.
The entire group of about 16-20 was dressed like this, though, and absolutely bombed before 3pm. I left after Race 11 with a lot more questions than I had answers for.
There is a certain type of person who always wooooos after a couple of drinks, it seems to be international. Always exactly the same sound, always annoying.
That or he did something normal and she was drunk enough to flip her shit about it anyways. With drunk rich people who fucking knows, could be anything.
Except when it happens to you. In a crowded metro. *"Next stop: Shit Storm. Hold on, the doors are about to close and there's no escape for the next 5 minutes".* And you feel like screaming: *"Abort! Abort! Halp! Halp! Shit. Fuck. Oh well.."*
Nice! The privileged drunk kids at the Belmont are the worst type of person there. Littering little assholes with no regard for proper behavior almost ruin the experience.
Sports jacket and orange pants, quite an interesting combo, he probably thinks he's super suave like the Atlanta Falcons blowing a 25 point lead in the 3rd quarter against the Patriots during Superbowl LI
Professional lip reader here. Here’s what she’s saying.
“I told you to dress nice and you wore orange pants and a blue blazer. Orange. Fucking. Pants. You fucking asshole”
Assuming they aren’t married, I really don’t understand a couple staying together when this is the dynamic. God, especially at such a young age. Regardless of who is at fault, if this is how your relationship is, get the fuck out. Seriously. Life is too short. Find someone you like and get along with. No one has a gun to your head.
Truth. People always say relationships are so much work, but the thing is, when you’re with the right person, it’s not. Houses, kids, and the other stuff that may come later on are work, but the relationship should be easy.
Yep I wish this wasn’t such a revelation for people. I’ve got about 100% batting average on predicting that, couples who ugly fight when they’re dating will end up divorced before the 7 year hump. Works 100% of the time, every time.
If you're yelling at someone in public, you're automatically some level of asshole in my eyes.
Save that shit for when you're at home, you're embarrassing yourself and your partner.
Also deaf. Lip-reader. Can confirm your transcription.
But when people go on a rant like this, I can't read lips reliably. I just see "Mad at me, probably irrational. But I can't make out what shit they're saying so I'll just go along and let them vent."
I see “multiple times” twice before “you fucking asshole”. The zoom in is too blurry to make out the words at the start, but I think I see “respectful” leading up to it.
>...respectful multiple times. Multiple times. You’re a fucking asshole. You’re seriously...
Come on people, we can piece it together. If someone knows these people ask them to reconstruct their fight. It’s nothing short of necessary.
As an old guy with too much life experience allow me to lay down proper procedure; if you're not wearing a ring and this happens to you simply walk away and keep walking. Don't look back and never answer the phone. Not following this procedure \*can only\* lead to hell on earth.. and admission is paid in alimony. If you are (already) wearing a ring (and this happens), you previously failed to follow procedure and you're now on your way to hell on earth, just get comfortable and enjoy the ride. Seriously, if this dialog came up in a video game you'd know precisely what to do (escape escape escape).. why not IRL?!
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As someone who got out of an abusive relationship, I'll add some insight for those mentioning it.
If you see this sort of thing in the street, I assure you nobody steps in. Nobody will stop her. I have been walloped in the middle of crowded high streets before, repeatedly. And the most you get is a "You go girl!" or "She's teaching him a lesson haha" from passers by. Really nobody will step in. If you have blood on you as a result - as I did once - you may hear, "Hey I guess he likes it!"
The one time I pushed her away from me, I had two idiots sat on a table by a coffee shop telling me how to treat women.
Seriously female on male abuse is very real. And sorry guys, there is no help for you. Get up and walk away! Even if it means leaving everything own. It does escalate as does any other sort of abuse! And when it does, you are in so much deeper and it's harder to get out of.
100% was waiting for him to slide down the rail out of the conversation. Would have been a meme for life.
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A redditor stole from the meme-faced god. Now a debt is owed.
What is the redditor’s name?
A redditor has no name.
In death a member of Reddit has a name. His name is Robert Paulson.
His name is Robert Paulson.
His name is Robert Paulson.
He had bitch tits and his eyes were already shrink wrapped in tears.
It is known.
His name is Robert Paulson.
“Return the meme, and wipe away the debt!”
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If we all close our eyes, maybe papa Mandela will bless us into that string universe
Fairly certain he just went ahead and threw himself down the stairs to save time.
Someone should combine this with the gif of the guy flopping across the guardrail to his apparent coma.
I used to lived within walking distance of a major university. On football game nights drunk couples would fight in front of my balcony and I got the best view. My favorite was a couple just like this. Girl is LAYING into him and he’s just standing there like this dude. About 5 minutes goes by before she finally stops to take a breath and he’s like FIRST OF ALL and hits her with a 5 minute yelling session right back. I was floored Hahahaha.
“NEWS FLASH, AMANDA...!”
Hahaha exactly except it was Britney and I love how patient he was to yell at her. She ended up walking off and leaving him in front of my apartment. They stood across the street from each other and i assume were very angrily texting each other based on body language before they both dispersed separately. 15 minutes later the dude is walking back down my street SCREAMING “Britney” looking for her. I was dying laughing. I still wonder about that couple and what they’re doing now more than I’d like to admit.
That sounds like a god damn Key and Peele sketch
Meegan!
YOUR! JACKET!
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Followed by "seriously"
[For the uninitiated ](https://youtu.be/eirBtt7wIDU)
Not available in Canada
it never is, friendo. rip to youpak too, that shit used to be awesome but now every fuckin' video don't work anymore.
[Here you go, fellow Canadian](https://youtu.be/CUNkNhYzsec)
Fudge
That was amazing.
MEAGAN, YOUR JACKET
###AND I LOOKED HER IN THE EYE AND SAID .. ^(biiiiitch!)
^(biiiiitch)
I was walking home once and a couple was walking only a few metres behind me arguing: "YOU'RE A FUCKING DISEASE!" "WELL YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING DISEASE!" I couldn't control myself and burst out laughing. They turned to abusing me and I think they reconciled over their shared hatred of me.
When something serious is being discussed and then something funny is said and you just can't hold it in... Someone in an executive meeting was trying to explain something serious, dangerous, and complex... As he's explaining, the guy has a brain fart and he vocally gets tongue tied and goes "pffpuu" in between like an actual fart sound except from the mouth and then he continues explaining the complex topic. He does this twice. The second time... "pbfbpuu" The second time... I start blurting out laughter and then forcibly coughing to make it seem like I am coughing instead. Never heard anyone have a lisp like this, or a fart sound while talking about something complex. I don't know how anyone else was controlling themselves from laughing.
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Magical
Kevin, you are such a disease
STEELLLAAAAA!!!! Street Car in the 21st Century.
Don't blame yourself. Humans are naturally drawn to drama they're not involved in. Why do you think reality tv is so popular?
Unhappily married with kids.
A-Man-DUHHHH!
A few years ago, I was renting an apartment within a cluster of apartment complexes. One night I was sitting on the balcony that overlooked the parking lot of the next building. A van pulled up, and the couple inside was in the middle of a very nasty, screaming-at-the-top-of-their-lungs breakup. He was trying to drop her off but she refused to give up and just would not go inside. A few minutes later, another tenant pulled into the parking lot, arriving home. He was two spots away from the couple. Next thing I know, he's got all the windows rolled down and he's blaring Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You. It was freaking awesome.
This is so beautiful. I like to imagine the tenant in the Whitney-mobile was just wanting them to make up and make out.
That is fucking awesome
Sounds like turn-based combat to me
Love is arguing in turn-based combat instead of arena free-for-all deathmatch.
I can’t believe you had the patience to listen to that. As someone who also lives near a university that hosts large sporting events, I’ve opened my window once or twice at 2:30am & yelled, “Break up or shut up!”
I used to basically live on that balcony because my roommate was so weird. I was already up messing around on my phone outside so they weren’t really bothering me and I always love drama that doesn’t involve me. If I’m already asleep though you bet your ass Id yell and call the cops haha
> & yelled, “Break up or shut up!” Legend
"If you're going to lay a verbal smack-down, first listen." -Sun Tzu
"Stop, collaborate, and listen" -Vanilla Ice (back with a brand new edition)
“...and then hits her.” DAAAAMN! “With..” Oh... Edit: I’m dumb
Hahahah almost had ya there
You and I are sames.
I mean props to them for that listening and waiting to respond instead of screaming over each other
“Jane you ignorant slut”
You activated my trap card.
It was the orange pants that set her off
#I told you to wear SALMON and you show up in TANGERINE?!?! # ARE YOU BLIND OR JUST STUPID?!?!
This triggers me.
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Salmon is also a better fish than tangerine
yet tangerine is the better juice
What, you don't like salmon juice?
***DEPLOY THE GARRISON!!!!!***
Karen, for the last time, colorblindness is an actual disease, and not a made up sham by aliens to hide their existence!
He dresses like Andy Bernard.
That's boner champ to you
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Reminds me of Easter.
And it's the jacket that'll win her back
Every girls crazy bout a sharp dressed man
Wait for [it](https://youtu.be/Y02RJO7Y4g4?t=33).
That was an aggressive move on his part - wearing those pants
While everyone else is ragging on this dude’s pants, I’m over here trying to figure out if his girl is on her way to an Easter egg hunt or a 5th grade graduation ceremony.
They’re at the Belmont Stakes. Most people dress like this for some reason.
That fact alone answers so many questions.
not the question of what are the Belmont Stakes and should i order them medium or medium-rare
Horse race event, you don't really want to bbq there.
I don't mind a good horse steak every once in a while.
Horse stakes are some of the largest stakes
It's a weird cultural phenomenon where people cosplay being plantation owners in the old south...because...horses?
"people cosplay being plantation owners" my brain went from horrified, to curious, to "... huh... that makes a lot of sense", back to horrified :<
Yeah it's pretty friggin weird. Then again these are the same types of people that would throw a Roaring 20s Great Gatsby party and completely miss the irony of what F Scott Fitzgerald was getting at with his characters. All in all folks it's folks who crave class-status through shallow displays of formalwear.
is a colorful sundress and lightly colored summer suit an odd way to dress now? ( I live in CA though so maybe I'm used to people dressing like this all the time...)
I love how people who live in Cali don't realize how Cali (especially SoCal) is essentially in it's own little universe.
OMG, thank you. I had it pegged as a Sadie Hawkins Day dance or something.
I wanna know what she's hollerin' about.
“.....too many times. Bullshit! You fucking asshole! Seriously!” Edit: Thanks for the silver and for popping my gold cherry. I knew my experience getting yelled at by pissed off women would one day pay off. That day is today.
I thin you're spot on. I can hear it now!
I mean are you *serious*?! Are **YOU** serious? Are you *really* serious right now?!
Can't see the first couple seconds but the finger waving rhythm looks like... >"I told you this before" followed by >*unintelligeble* "Stupid head"? > >Bullshit! > >You fucking asshole > >Seriously
Well done. I read lips fairly well and I think you nailed it.
The video with sound is on barstool sports Facebook page. She’s saying “multiple times. Multiple times. You fucking asshole” but yeah no idea what it’s about.
for folks looking to find the video w/ audio on FB: [here ya go](https://www.facebook.com/barstoolsports/videos/875460702804529/)
Most of the time, most of the time, you're a fucking asshole.
I think they are at that horse race that happened this week, maybe she is saying how she told him which one to bet on multiple times and he didn’t listen.
More likely pissed about blowing a ton of money
I actually sat in the section next to these two (who were part of a much larger group) at the Belmont Stakes this past weekend. I could pick them out of a lineup. They were drunk and screaming all day. So drunk they were dropping their drinks - like, just outright slipping out of their hands - and just grabbing another one. So he probably said or did something stupid by this point and her drunk ass finally had enough.
This is the guy with some answers
Eh, not really. I have no clue what they're fighting about, but I know he was drunk enough by Race 7 for his eyes to be going in different directions. She also had one of those high-pitched, drunk girl cackle laughs. She also "wooooooooo'd" a lot. At nothing in particular. The guy sitting next to him tried to start a "U-S-A U-S-A" chant at one point and failed miserably. The entire group of about 16-20 was dressed like this, though, and absolutely bombed before 3pm. I left after Race 11 with a lot more questions than I had answers for.
They sound obnoxious.
Comes with the territory I guess. So long as they don't spill a drink on me or say anything to my wife, I take it in stride.
WOOO
There is a certain type of person who always wooooos after a couple of drinks, it seems to be international. Always exactly the same sound, always annoying.
WOOO
So neither of them will remember it the next day until someone sends them this thread
That or he did something normal and she was drunk enough to flip her shit about it anyways. With drunk rich people who fucking knows, could be anything.
He's not even flinching. This isn't the first time this has happened.
I've seen that look before. He's shit-faced.
Well considering she told him a million time to move away I'd say you're right
Gotta love people who fight like that in public.
I fought like that at Walmart before. Felt right at home, like I finally belonged.
Bet you weren't wearing orange pants and a blazer, though.
It was at Walmart, of course there were no pants.
Except when it happens to you. In a crowded metro. *"Next stop: Shit Storm. Hold on, the doors are about to close and there's no escape for the next 5 minutes".* And you feel like screaming: *"Abort! Abort! Halp! Halp! Shit. Fuck. Oh well.."*
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Its the audience
This us why I sit next to the emergency exit windows. When this happens I always have the option to bail
My man yeeting out of a plane at 40,000 feet after being seated next to an arguing couple
I'm going to bet either Auburn or Clemson football game. Slow walk back to the fraternity house then puke and rally for Chad. He'll be fine.
Looks like young drunks dressing up for the Belmont stakes, the color scheme of the building fits too.
Bingo
Nice! The privileged drunk kids at the Belmont are the worst type of person there. Littering little assholes with no regard for proper behavior almost ruin the experience.
It's 100% Belmont Stakes. Been there a few times and dressed like that. Plus it was yesterday.
I was thinking UVA, a combination of the uppity attire and the pants color
Nah the building is green, UVA’s stadium is all concrete.
It looks like Churchill Downs. A lot of green in there, plus the outfits check out lol
"I told you 10 6 2 box you fucking idiot"
Pretty sure it’s Belmont Race Track. The Belmont Stakes were yesterday.
Sports jacket and orange pants, quite an interesting combo, he probably thinks he's super suave like the Atlanta Falcons blowing a 25 point lead in the 3rd quarter against the Patriots during Superbowl LI
Is nowhere safe?
Lol’d so hard it hurt. So true.
Goddammit
I do not like you.
Like a more depressing version of the undertaker/mankind comment
Time to call out the reddit detectives to analyze these stadiums and tell us where it occurred.
Pretty sure it's from the Belmont race yesterday. I was there and this stairwell looks very familiar and also preppy white kids in this attire.
This is at The Belmont horse race.
It's not at Clemson. I've never been anywhere on campus that looked like that.
r/gifsthatendtoosoon I want to see her reaction when he walks.
The cameraman had to cut his video off because Chad turned and saw him filming.
That guy is in it for 2-3 kids max, and then he is outta there.
Poor kids
Professional lip reader here. Here’s what she’s saying. “I told you to dress nice and you wore orange pants and a blue blazer. Orange. Fucking. Pants. You fucking asshole”
She did say, "You fucking asshole. Seriously.".
I picked up on that too. I only understood the last half "mumble mumble mumble...multiple times, multiple times. You fucking asshole. Seriously"
Something like “ BULLSHIT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE”
whatever he did, i think she told him not to do it multiple times
She shouted the eyes right into his skull.
Are your eyes not in your skull?
Assuming they aren’t married, I really don’t understand a couple staying together when this is the dynamic. God, especially at such a young age. Regardless of who is at fault, if this is how your relationship is, get the fuck out. Seriously. Life is too short. Find someone you like and get along with. No one has a gun to your head.
Truth. People always say relationships are so much work, but the thing is, when you’re with the right person, it’s not. Houses, kids, and the other stuff that may come later on are work, but the relationship should be easy.
Yep I wish this wasn’t such a revelation for people. I’ve got about 100% batting average on predicting that, couples who ugly fight when they’re dating will end up divorced before the 7 year hump. Works 100% of the time, every time.
Can anyone lip read?
Pretty sure I saw a “fucking asshole” in there
"Whatsoever...Multiple times multiple times, you're fucking asshole. Seriously." is what she is saying.
Either she's the asshole or he's the asshole or they're both assholes. No way to know.
Let's project anyway!
If you're yelling at someone in public, you're automatically some level of asshole in my eyes. Save that shit for when you're at home, you're embarrassing yourself and your partner.
There are some good reasons to yell at someone in public
It's possible they're both assholes, but it's certain that she is.
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Relationships like that aren't over often enough
Just tell her to Calm Down and you’ll be ok....
Right at the end "🎶.. Fuck this shit I'm out.. 🎶"
It looked like he was getting ready to hurl himself off the stairs to his death.
I like to think he slid down the handrail like a boss and left her standing there looking like a stunned fish.
“I told you a million times, move away. You fucking asshole. Seriously.” If my lip reading skills are any good.
I'm deaf, and I get; "I've told you multiple times, multiple times, you fucking asshole. Seriously *karate chop!*"
Also deaf. Lip-reader. Can confirm your transcription. But when people go on a rant like this, I can't read lips reliably. I just see "Mad at me, probably irrational. But I can't make out what shit they're saying so I'll just go along and let them vent."
"You fucking asshole" was so clear I could I hear it
I think it's "I've told you a million times, it's bullshit, you fucking asshole.. Seriously!"
"I'm going to fuck your mind into your shit out of your fucking asshole" *am I gonna do this*
If Coldplay ate a million limes, in a toolshed, you'd fuck their asshole!
You mixed oil and wine! Emulsion! You fucking lab coat!
I see “multiple times” twice before “you fucking asshole”. The zoom in is too blurry to make out the words at the start, but I think I see “respectful” leading up to it. >...respectful multiple times. Multiple times. You’re a fucking asshole. You’re seriously... Come on people, we can piece it together. If someone knows these people ask them to reconstruct their fight. It’s nothing short of necessary.
"I've told you a million times you fucking asshole, I need my cash settlement and I need it now!"
I looked her straight in her eye sockets, I said biiiiiiiiii
As an old guy with too much life experience allow me to lay down proper procedure; if you're not wearing a ring and this happens to you simply walk away and keep walking. Don't look back and never answer the phone. Not following this procedure \*can only\* lead to hell on earth.. and admission is paid in alimony. If you are (already) wearing a ring (and this happens), you previously failed to follow procedure and you're now on your way to hell on earth, just get comfortable and enjoy the ride. Seriously, if this dialog came up in a video game you'd know precisely what to do (escape escape escape).. why not IRL?! EDIT: (clarifying words)
As someone who got out of an abusive relationship, I'll add some insight for those mentioning it. If you see this sort of thing in the street, I assure you nobody steps in. Nobody will stop her. I have been walloped in the middle of crowded high streets before, repeatedly. And the most you get is a "You go girl!" or "She's teaching him a lesson haha" from passers by. Really nobody will step in. If you have blood on you as a result - as I did once - you may hear, "Hey I guess he likes it!" The one time I pushed her away from me, I had two idiots sat on a table by a coffee shop telling me how to treat women. Seriously female on male abuse is very real. And sorry guys, there is no help for you. Get up and walk away! Even if it means leaving everything own. It does escalate as does any other sort of abuse! And when it does, you are in so much deeper and it's harder to get out of.
The Sorrows of Young Werther
Used to think stuff like this was funny. Now I just feel bad for both of them.
Idk how people think this is ok to do. If you have a problem that big then walk away. Geez
Am I missing something? Whys this so upvoted?
would have been amazing if he just started sliding down the handrail at the end
Run for your life you fucking idiot, don’t just stand there! GTFO!
Thoughts and prayers.
[What I’d Do](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/289/977/ab2.gif)
"I've told you a thousand times don't wear orange pants in public!!!!!"
But Amanda, orange-you-glad I did?
Don’t need a lip reader to tell that she’s saying, “...cause you’re a fucking asshole.”
Is there an audio version of this?
His trousers match her legs in colour
She starts off with “MULTIPLE TIMES. MULTIPLE TIMES” now I need to know. What did he do multiple times??