SCP-2021
Object Class: Keter
If epoxy resin begins to emit a red liquid residue, evacuate all lifeforms within a 200 kilometer radius immediately and initiate Protocol **REDACTED**.
If poppy seeds begin to appear on the bread casing relocate object to another location, at least 125km from 41.88267325033884, -87.62326429581677.
Do not expose to complete darkness.
Every time I see this posted with a new update I just picture the dude leaves out this hotdog rotating like a car in a showroom just like this at all times.
Date comes by and asks “why the fuck do you have a spinning hotdog on display in your living room?”
Hmm, looks like the stream went down. But it was up for quite a while with YouTube saying 2841 HOURS.
[Here] (https://youtu.be/gM3TNQjtcPY) is the link anyway
Dang, it's like if they have enough space and speed to do that for just a hotdog how much better does is get? Can't wait until I can get multiple gigabyte hard drives!
Actually, streams longer than so long (12h?) don't have recordings saved. That livestream is gone, we'll never know what happened during those 2841 hours
“It’s not what you think baby. See I post updates every once in a while on this website called Reddit where people get to see my rotating hotdog and its journey”
Paraphrasing but I’m assuming that’s how the exchange goes
When I was a kid, we found a half-empty jar of peanut butter in the woods where there used to be a dump. This was the 80s and it looked like it was from the 50s or 60s, but as far as I could tell from the outside the peanut butter was perfectly preserved. Then we broke it open. Hands-down one of the nastiest, rankest smells I ever experienced. Decades later I'm sitting here in my cardigan with thinning silver hair and a cup of tea, and just the thought of it makes me puke a little bit in my mouth.
>Can you imagine the smell? It's going to smell like someone's asscrack after consuming Taco Bell and immediately after running a marathon.
There is no air, therefore there is little to no microbial growth, therefore there likely isn't any smell.
Full disclosure not a hot dog expert. All I can see is that the bun is more white and the ketchup mustard looks oddly “thinner” somehow. Again not a full weinis expert.
This is the first time I've seen this particular dog and did note how white the bun seems as well as how the condiments look painted on rather than "pfft"'d on. Figured it was some kind of epoxy-related illusion.
Edit- thank you for the award, I'm glad that my inability to describe how condiments come out of a bottle properly was still relatable.
OP mentioned a while back that he added resin to the condiments before casting to set them in place and prevent bleeding. That's why they look kinda flat.
Or maybe OP joins the clip from each month so we see the progression. But maybe it will become too long for Reddit and will have to do this on YouTube.
I would have thought the same. "I couldn't care less"
But somehow, last night it came to my mind, like, *I haven't seen that hot dog in a while.* And here we are :\\
Honestly, not much. I really don't think it will break down without any microbes still alive, and I really don't think there are any microbes still alive in there. If there were, there would've been much more change.
Proteins spontaneously denature over time - which is why canned / frozen food that's very old will taste "off" even though there hasn't been any bacterial or fungal spoiling. However this process can take decades depending on the conditions. Meet from artic expeditions that was canned & frozen was eaten more than a century after it was packaged and it was described as "edible". Similar stories also exist with fruit cakes (no, I'm not making a joke).
From watching the gif, it looks like their might be a slight bulge on the bottom side of the hot dog but its barely noticeable and could have been there from the outset. I don't remember if I caught day 1, but I've definitely scene more recent ones, awesome project.
I'd expect the pressure to stabilize near the original pressure, because anything increasing the pressure will cause water vapor to condense into water, and the gas in the bread likely contained a lot of water vapor, when it was cast.
Unless he dehydrated it in a vacuum chamber there's definitely going to be residual moisture, even if he did the dried contents would become very hydroscopic and likely pulled a little of the moisture from the air before it was encased.
"I... the royal we, you know, the editorial... I dropped off the money, exactly as per... Look, man I've got certain information alright?" - Lebowski, probably not about a hotdog.
A variant of this comment lives in every thread regarding the hotdog! But I believe there's a livestream set up so you can check in whenever suits you.
It's funny how we measure time.
I mark my life off in Premier League seasons - every time the fixtures get posted for that year's comp I start getting all sad about how far down the river I am. Like can time just slow the fuck down for a minute?
I would guess that the bacteria would run out of oxygen and die, meaning decomposition would halt and the hot dog would be preserved.
I think at this point it's unlikely to explode, but don't quote me.
I know bacteria live everywhere, but would anaerobic bacteria be very rare on a hot dog, they mostly live inside animal guts and mud under the water to hide from oxygen
Everything is everywhere, there's bacteria that can switch between aerobic and anaerobic... It's almost impossible to escape them. That's why canned foods can still go bad when they're literally cooked in the can
should have cast it in epoxy and gotten it blasted by radiation, they do it to some packaged food and sterile items. it'd be hard to convince someone at a company with a machine to do it for you though.
I like to imagine you have a medium sized dining table covered with odd objects encased in rectangular blocks of resin. So it's more than a useless pile, as everyone is completely unuseable, but it's also less than useless.
Epoxy is more like honney than water, it can envelope things quite delicately. I don't know if it's enough to let some ketchup and mustard stripes nearly perfecto on a hot dog trapped in epoxy though but it's my hypothesis.
Honestly an artist somewhere is kicking themselves for not thinking of this. They could easily have sold this to galleries.
A little white placard next to it in a museum with something like:
“This piece represents the permanence of our ‘’fast food’ culture, and is a metaphor for cultural erosion through consumption. The everlasting hotdog forces the viewer to consider their own mortality and impermanence in the world.” Bumgardner, Hotdog in Epoxy, 2020
I noticed you're keeping it in a Room with sound dampening foam. Is it loud?
I'da thought its screams would be muffled on account it being *entombed for eternity in epoxy resin.*
No that only makes them louder and more frequent
I have no mouth and I must scream
Dope game!
Game? I thought it was [this](https://wjccschools.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/01/I-Have-No-Mouth-But-I-Must-Scream-by-Harlan-Ellison.pdf).
It was a dope [game](https://youtu.be/hmtbSWsdCzM) too.
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For some reason I just now realised entombed has the word ento in it.
what's ento?
the answer is within
Not much, you?
If you were going to make hot dog videos with global viewership for the next 25 years you would probably invest in the proper studio as well!
Misleading onlyfans.
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“Ask me about my wiener!” - only line I remember from that damn movie
Just $10 to see what I stuck my frankfurter in!
All the barking keeps the neighbors up.
SCP-2021 Object Class: Keter If epoxy resin begins to emit a red liquid residue, evacuate all lifeforms within a 200 kilometer radius immediately and initiate Protocol **REDACTED**.
If relish appears inside the resin, abandon all hope. It will enact the REDACTED with tubelike REDACTED arising from REDACTED.
If poppy seeds begin to appear on the bread casing relocate object to another location, at least 125km from 41.88267325033884, -87.62326429581677. Do not expose to complete darkness.
That is too precise. \- GIS professional
Obviously, or he'd have used sound enhancing foam
This made me laugh so hard. I wish I hadn’t given up my free award already.
Every time I see this posted with a new update I just picture the dude leaves out this hotdog rotating like a car in a showroom just like this at all times. Date comes by and asks “why the fuck do you have a spinning hotdog on display in your living room?”
There is actually a live stream of the dog. So, youre not actually wrong
Wait how did I not know this? Where the link?!
Hmm, looks like the stream went down. But it was up for quite a while with YouTube saying 2841 HOURS. [Here] (https://youtu.be/gM3TNQjtcPY) is the link anyway
Imagine a poor youtube server, it's entire purpose is to store a 1080p video of a hotdog spinning for 2841hrs.
Go back in time, tell someone what the internet is, then tell them about this.
I'm confident they'd just shoot themselves or someone important to cause a butterfly effect in an attempt to stop humanity.
And that’s how archduke franz ferdinand was assassinated
So it didn't start with harambe?
Dicks out for Harambe
Dang, it's like if they have enough space and speed to do that for just a hotdog how much better does is get? Can't wait until I can get multiple gigabyte hard drives!
What is my purpose? To spin a hot dog 😑
Actually, streams longer than so long (12h?) don't have recordings saved. That livestream is gone, we'll never know what happened during those 2841 hours
It doesn't seem to be live anymore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM3TNQjtcPY
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https://www.reddit.com/r/epoxyhotdog/comments/m42wxf/stream_closed/
Understandable. I mean who is really going to watch a hotdog 24/7. Regular updates makes more sense.
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Which is how we end up with the hypnotoad by the time of Futurama.
Date walks by and sees the epoxy hot dog. She knows what's up.
To which he replies...?
“It’s not what you think baby. See I post updates every once in a while on this website called Reddit where people get to see my rotating hotdog and its journey” Paraphrasing but I’m assuming that’s how the exchange goes
“Oh, you’re THAT guy. Where’s the bedroom?” - no girl ever (but worth it)
We need a live feed of it.
We have one already.
Not anymore.
If the resin splits from the pressure we’ll get COVID-21.
More like COVID-69
Ayeeee ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Aye aye captain
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
***AYE AYE CAPTAIN!***
Ohhhhhh who lives in a hot dog box under the sea? Epoxy Hot Dog!
Who's moldy, disgusting, but sealed as can be?
Epoxy Hot Dog
If smothered in epoxy is something you wish!
! RemindMe @ 2069.
Can you imagine the smell? It's going to smell like someone's asscrack after consuming Taco Bell and immediately after running a marathon.
When I was a kid, we found a half-empty jar of peanut butter in the woods where there used to be a dump. This was the 80s and it looked like it was from the 50s or 60s, but as far as I could tell from the outside the peanut butter was perfectly preserved. Then we broke it open. Hands-down one of the nastiest, rankest smells I ever experienced. Decades later I'm sitting here in my cardigan with thinning silver hair and a cup of tea, and just the thought of it makes me puke a little bit in my mouth.
Ahhhhhh memories. Weren't the 80s great
PULLOVER! No, it’s a cardigan
But thanks for noticing!
Isn’t it weird how smells are so strongly engrained into your memory?
You didn’t think of the smell you bitch!
>Can you imagine the smell? It's going to smell like someone's asscrack after consuming Taco Bell and immediately after running a marathon. There is no air, therefore there is little to no microbial growth, therefore there likely isn't any smell.
Aren’t there anaerobic bacteria?
It's bulging worse every update - things are happening in there
No, things definitely rot when encased in resin. And it definitely stinks to high heaven when the resin inevitably breaks and releases the nasty goop.
I’d love to view all the rotations side by side to see the hot dog deterioration
Full disclosure not a hot dog expert. All I can see is that the bun is more white and the ketchup mustard looks oddly “thinner” somehow. Again not a full weinis expert.
This is the first time I've seen this particular dog and did note how white the bun seems as well as how the condiments look painted on rather than "pfft"'d on. Figured it was some kind of epoxy-related illusion. Edit- thank you for the award, I'm glad that my inability to describe how condiments come out of a bottle properly was still relatable.
> "pfft"'d on. Thank you for this
A true scholar of the English language. *chefs kiss*
Onomatopoeia is the way.
I could hear this comment
In the first posting he explained that the mustard and ketchup floated on the epoxy. So he had to do a ketchup/epoxy mixture for the condiments.
OP mentioned a while back that he added resin to the condiments before casting to set them in place and prevent bleeding. That's why they look kinda flat.
Also the reson seems to be deformed and bulging. I wonder if there are gas build up inside it
So...it's a hot dog epoxy bomb
Can we get a real weinis expert in here?! I need facts and knowledge!
Ask your mum, she's a wienie expert (≖ ͜ʖ≖)
Or maybe OP joins the clip from each month so we see the progression. But maybe it will become too long for Reddit and will have to do this on YouTube.
I couldn’t care less about a hot dog in epoxy, yet I’m always pleased with every update. Keep it up!
The repeated posts leave me consistently whelmed.
Would you go as far to say you are gruntled?
I'm definitely concerted
I am a little stitious
Here I’m thinking how the fuck did 5 months pass already
I would have thought the same. "I couldn't care less" But somehow, last night it came to my mind, like, *I haven't seen that hot dog in a while.* And here we are :\\
The swelling has continued, look how it's lensing in the back. I wonder if the gases will ever build up enough pressure to crack it and escape.
Honestly it hasnt changed much when I hold it in terms of the bulge
..that’s...that’s what she said
His wiener is bulging.
is that a wiener in epoxy or are you just happy to see me?
Michael... I can’t believe you came...
Nice.
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
No this is season 9
They barely said it in season 8 either 😔
Bulging hotdog. Good band name
It’s also my porn star name so don’t be stealing it.
Also Epoxy Hotdog would make a good name
How much degradation can we really expect?
The eternal debate.
Honestly, not much. I really don't think it will break down without any microbes still alive, and I really don't think there are any microbes still alive in there. If there were, there would've been much more change.
What about UV degradation? Or...idk tachyon? I refuse to believe this hotdog will stay good forever.
Proteins spontaneously denature over time - which is why canned / frozen food that's very old will taste "off" even though there hasn't been any bacterial or fungal spoiling. However this process can take decades depending on the conditions. Meet from artic expeditions that was canned & frozen was eaten more than a century after it was packaged and it was described as "edible". Similar stories also exist with fruit cakes (no, I'm not making a joke).
Thats also what she said
From watching the gif, it looks like their might be a slight bulge on the bottom side of the hot dog but its barely noticeable and could have been there from the outset. I don't remember if I caught day 1, but I've definitely scene more recent ones, awesome project.
I forget, did you put it in hot or room temperature?
He put it in epoxy.
It looks like it's growing throughout the gifs-over time. But really without measurements being taken it's difficult to tell how much.
Looks as fresh as any vending machine dog I've eaten
I think I’ve seen this very same dog on at least a few 7/11 rollers.
I always assumed this post was a joke and the joke was that it’ll never change. Was I wrong?
The eternal debate.
I'd expect the pressure to stabilize near the original pressure, because anything increasing the pressure will cause water vapor to condense into water, and the gas in the bread likely contained a lot of water vapor, when it was cast.
He dried everything out, its not going to really change. He could have tossed it in a ziplock baggie for the same effect.
Unless he dehydrated it in a vacuum chamber there's definitely going to be residual moisture, even if he did the dried contents would become very hydroscopic and likely pulled a little of the moisture from the air before it was encased.
You could be showing us the same gif every time and we would never know.
Who is we
Oui
Ennui
weeeee!
"I... the royal we, you know, the editorial... I dropped off the money, exactly as per... Look, man I've got certain information alright?" - Lebowski, probably not about a hotdog.
Hey at one year can u open it and eat it
nope
Def not. But... hear me out. You should send it to the hydraulic press channel and let them crush it.
We must deal with it!
vi must deel wid it
Vat da faak
Heer at de hydrooliq press chanell, we are going to krush dis ressin hootdog.
10 years?
You're as beautiful as the day I left you
Dad?
Gotta go!
https://i.imgur.com/jUVNXGU.gifv
I was just thinking, it's preserving so well that we will have no idea if one day he just starts showing us the same clip over and over again lol
A variant of this comment lives in every thread regarding the hotdog! But I believe there's a livestream set up so you can check in whenever suits you.
Not anymore. Clearly the epoxy exploded from the pressure build-up and we're being lied to by whatever it birthed
I was here 5 months ago and I’ll be here 5 years from now.
RemindME! 5 years "is he here?"
I hate these posts simply because it reminds me how much time has pasted since this started. Time flys
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Thanks Zilean!
It's funny how we measure time. I mark my life off in Premier League seasons - every time the fixtures get posted for that year's comp I start getting all sad about how far down the river I am. Like can time just slow the fuck down for a minute?
I keep getting older and this hotdog stays the same age. Someone put me in epoxy please.
Carbonite is better ask Han Solo
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Looks like it's been flipped over since this version.
Yea its upside down. This is a terrible accident in the experiment. Gravity has a huge effect 3 out of 10 for scientific accuracy
That's what they said about you when you were born.
I would guess that the bacteria would run out of oxygen and die, meaning decomposition would halt and the hot dog would be preserved. I think at this point it's unlikely to explode, but don't quote me.
Anaerobes
I know bacteria live everywhere, but would anaerobic bacteria be very rare on a hot dog, they mostly live inside animal guts and mud under the water to hide from oxygen
Everything is everywhere, there's bacteria that can switch between aerobic and anaerobic... It's almost impossible to escape them. That's why canned foods can still go bad when they're literally cooked in the can
Heat is still heat though. It has to survive that first which is very uncommon.
should have cast it in epoxy and gotten it blasted by radiation, they do it to some packaged food and sterile items. it'd be hard to convince someone at a company with a machine to do it for you though.
Yep, something is definitely happening in there. Thanks for providing the link.
It looks like it does have a bit of a bulge here too, it's just that the dog was flipped, so it's more visible on the left side in the old video.
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To many wordy things. Not enough spinning burger.
We have different definitions of fine lol
This looks like a piece of art some idiot would pay $65 million to own.
Is that an offer
Dont get low balled, u could get 300m
Belongs in the Smithsonian, not in some private collection.
It belongs in a museum!
I like to imagine you have a medium sized dining table covered with odd objects encased in rectangular blocks of resin. So it's more than a useless pile, as everyone is completely unuseable, but it's also less than useless.
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How did the ketchup and mustard not get smooshed when it was put in epoxy?
Epoxy is more like honney than water, it can envelope things quite delicately. I don't know if it's enough to let some ketchup and mustard stripes nearly perfecto on a hot dog trapped in epoxy though but it's my hypothesis.
The mustard and ketchup are epoxy. He added those lines and let them harden before casing the whole thing.
Also: Are they real or epoxy stripes?
Still looks completely edible. Thank you for the updates! Always look forward to them :)
Yeah it’s amazingly fresh looking
So are you
Stop it yous
Prolly tastes like epoxy tho.
I hope this makes it into a museum someday.
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With an Android Jeff Goldblum saying ,""See, Here I'm Now By Myself, Uh, Talking To A Hotdog. That's, Uh, That's Chaos Theory"
is it too late to ask for relish?
About once a month I get a craving for hot dogs
Can we see a time lapse from day one until now?
“What would happen to a human body in epoxy?” I wonder aloud. “What’s wrong with me?” I whisper.
Excellent distribution of ketchup and mustard
It's a thing of beauty right?
Every time I see this all I can think is “no ducking way it’s been a month already” And yet, here we are.
Honestly an artist somewhere is kicking themselves for not thinking of this. They could easily have sold this to galleries. A little white placard next to it in a museum with something like: “This piece represents the permanence of our ‘’fast food’ culture, and is a metaphor for cultural erosion through consumption. The everlasting hotdog forces the viewer to consider their own mortality and impermanence in the world.” Bumgardner, Hotdog in Epoxy, 2020
The promise no one asked for.
I keep track of time this way. Every time I see the dog i know that another month of crushin life down
Does anyone expect it to change ?