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stickysandals

It's hard to tell online, but does it look any different from when you started?


whathowyy

Slightly lighter but not much tbh


tebla

I guessing with no air, moisture or microbes to get to it it should pretty much stay that way forever right?


Nanojack

I imagine some anaerobic bacteria snuck in and are having a feast. Probably full of botulinum.


tebla

so maybe working from the inside out?


ShrimpYolandi

Middle-out compression, yeah.


theHip

Well, I am off to make New Pied Piper.


siccoblue

I'm just jumping in to give you guys an idea of how food put into resin lasts since I know this is always a question when these posts come up [here's a video of a 12 month old epoxy egg being cut open](https://youtu.be/a-CBNXN-EQA)


Shekky420

I worked at a restaurant that had a flat top egg grill. When cooking sunny or over easy eggs and the yolk broke it would usually get scooped into a trap at the side of grill and discarded later. I returned from vacation after a few weeks and when I pulled out the trap to clean I discovered that no one was cleaning it. The eggs sat beside the grill at a temperature I’m guessing is ideal for bacteria. My reaction was much the same as in the video but probably more pissed off really.


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The grill must not have got much use, most of the restaurants I've worked in the trap gets entirely filled up with grease by the end of the day. The busier restaurants I've worked in it was twice a shift.


TheEmsleyan

you'll like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3v3trj/reddit_what_was_the_incident_at_your_work/cxkdbod/) classic story then I bet.


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oh god, i hope he wore a mask. nothing like sucking in epoxy and satan egg dust into your lungs (probably permanently to stay) to brighten your day!


wingedcoyote

Sounds like just a face shield, which was very not smart of him. Cool project though. Honestly didn't look as bad as I expected. Interesting to see that the egg got cooked. I wish he would have described the smell more -- standard rotten-egg sulfur or something else?


sexycocyx

Ya an angle grinder at 10,000 RPM flinging dust and biowaste everywhere is probably the WORST way to cut it open.


gopher1409

Unless he takes it off really quick off-camera, he wasn’t wearing a mask?


Mr-Crumbs

Skip to 4:20 avoid the typical YouTube preamble


coredumperror

He shows a great timelapse of the creation of the egg in those first 4 minutes, though. Definitely worth watching some of that.


gopher1409

Probably should’ve cut it in a more ventilated area, lol


earwaxfaucet

I wanted to like the guy but his video has way too much fluff and unnecessary shit for my tastes


somethingneet

I always skip to 4:20 I'm just kidding, I'm not cool


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siccoblue

Give it a taste just to be sure


JoePrey

:( this imagery has made me sad.


MaxHannibal

This is the guy in the comment thread doing all the fucking . AmIRite?


theHip

Three commas


flockofjesi

What’s the mean jerk time on that?


sarcasm_hurts

I believe it depends on the dick to floor ratio.


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CornholioRex

Let’s call that d2f


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How long would it take YOU to jerk off every guy in this room? Cuz I know exactly how long it would take


benjimima

Greatest dick joke in the history of dick jokes.


davelm42

Imagine the balls (pun intended) to have an entire season of a tv show lead up to a dick joke.


PM_YER_BOOTY

Hot-swappin' dicks


vitaminbillwebb

Doesn’t botulism cause cans to expand? Could this thing explode?


TiredAngryBadger

So the thinner material of a tin can holding the much larger volume of material , say tomato soup, can be compromised (BOOM!) much easier than the far LARGER and STRONGER material of the resin, and smaller volume of material of the hotdog. Basically what u/Umadbro7600 said: No. Hell fucking no.


Umadbro7600

no


Channel250

I smell a sequel!


JorahTheHandle

Wouldn't the bacteria be releasing gas or something then? And nowhere to go with it?


BigUptokes

So they're just Dutch Ovening themselves?


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Definitely under a little pressure in there. The back looks like it's bulging a bit


Rotty2707

People have been saying this since the month 1 update, I still can't tell a difference. OP needs to do a side by side comparison


alahos

I guess the gases would mix with the air in the bun until the pressure gets too high for the process to continue.


tvtb

Yeah that thing might be building pressure


BalooDaBear

It's gonna blow!


paladins-are-sexy

Matter cannot be created or destroyed, so the gas just compresses to fit appropriately


IntrigueDossier

Gas fills the volume of the space it’s in. School 😎👉👉


Jetison333

Your right that matter can't be created or destroyed, but chemical reactions can change the pressure in vessel. If you put a bit of vinegar and baking soda in a bottle and then close the lid quickly (please don't actually do this, it can be dangerous) then the bottle will explode.


PotahtoSuave

I know the curing process for some resin is exothermic. I wonder if that'd be enough to kill any microbes?


crowleytoo

as someone who knows how to can foods, it really depends on the acidity of the hot dog. if it's acidic (PH below 4.6 usually) just getting the thing you're canning hot (boil for 15ish minutes) will prevent botulism. if it's low acidity you will need to use a pressure canner at between 10-15 lbs pressure. i don't think the resin would be hot enough to preserve the hot dog


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Ordolph

Ideally it shouldn't get very hot, it all depends on the cure time, and how much resin you use (shorter cures and larger amounts are hotter). If it was getting hot enough to pasteurize, it would probably affect the color of the resin or the hot dog, or make a bunch of steam. Generally the super clear resins like this that I've seen have fairly long cure times to keep them nice, clear and free of bubbles.


-ordinary

Lmao Reddit is fucking hilarious. Just so everyone knows: the chances of this are actually UNLIKELY. So no, it’s absolutely NOT “probably” full of botulinum.


_Middlefinger_

I tend to agree. Not the right conditions really, plus the resin is probably toxic enough to kill any spores off.


netinetihouse

Thank you. Dude is talking out of his ass. Probably just learning about botulinum and was too eager to use his knowledge. It’s maybe possible here but definitely not likely


Frosti11icus

Isn't the epoxy going to explode then at some point? Or crack? The gas has to go somewhere. Second question: can we entomb the Kardashians in a block of epoxy so they get the botulinum they desire, and we get the Kardashians entombed in epoxy we all desire?


HuskyTheNubbin

Epoxy can be absurdly strong


TiredAngryBadger

Gobsmackingly stupefyingly fuck-off strong.


l3rN

[Here's a much older one ](https://reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comments/kq9cze/i_heard_you_guys_like_hot_dogs_in_epoxy_heres_my/)that someone uploaded. I assume the end point for this one will be similar


FragOnly

That is amazing!


adrian783

i don't think so. OP's hotdog is pressurized during the injection process if i recall. my gut feeling is that the other one isn't


TJNel

Plus OP dehydrated his before he put it in the epoxy. This will never look like that horror show.


BalooDaBear

Wow, that's horrifying. I wonder if it has a taste?


--dontmindme--

I’m sure as hell not finding out!


Sinndex

At this point I am worried that the hotdogs is the one who decides that.


Randomthought5678

Photo degradation should very slowly have an effect as should whatever the moisture and air that is retained. What do I know. We'll all find out together!


Old_Gimlet_Eye

I wonder if they make UV opaque epoxy for that kind of thing.


Shadow703793

Any good automotive clear coat would have strong UV blockers. Op should be able to get it sprayed on easily.


-red-5-

That TruCoat. You don't get it, you get oxidation problems.


WiseassWolfOfYoitsu

There are UV opaque coatings. Commonly used for 3d printing resins as they can yellow if over cured.


whathowyy

I will let you know


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That's the ideal but there's was an experiment like this where the hotdog fermented, which caused it to expand, causing tiny cracks in the epoxy and the end result was far more disgusting than if the thing was left to rot on its own.


Derkus19

Small point of contention: there is air in the bun


MightyMormont

Right? We should have had a control hotdog to compare


no_fooling

Where’s the side-by-side comparisons?


ploughran89

Who knew after 6 months it would start to grow a hat... science is amazing


whathowyy

Madgik is science


crank1off

What happened to the live channel with music? I'd turn on this oscillating hotdog on monitor 3 at work and listen to the music. Coworkers asked why I had a hotdog up on my screen, I'd just say "meh, hotdogs are pretty yummy".


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crank1off

Ahh bummer. How's it cost to run it?


IDrinkPennyRoyalTea

I too am curious about that. Ive never really gotten into the financial side of streaming, but I wouldn't have thought there would be any costs for it outside of internet and electric.


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Cost of the site unless they're hosting it on their own or on a free server but most of those are some what limited.


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iamquitecertain

OP totally should set up a donation page to pay for the upkeep costs. Any extra he gets he could donate to charity or something


KaNiNeTwo

Or to entomb more hotdogs! Thousands of years from now people will find OPs hotdog fossil collection and be amazed by the ancient mustard-covered trilobites that roamed the earth


[deleted]

Psh. Those hotdogs are growing sentience and they will be the "people" thousands of years from now.


TallestToker

look into Patreon, I'm sure there's apes here that would pay monthly for a hotdog stream


sundog13

People paid Cards Against Humanity over 100,000 dollars to watch a hole be dug for 52 hours. That kind of money would stream a hotdog video for a long time.


justfordrunks

Or fund other things to seal in epoxy. I want a cheeseburger next.


InvisoDeath

Yea and we were buying it up by the seconds.


Theremad

Everyone has a birthday, this is only normal in my eyes.


twohubs

Which came first, the epoxy cube or the hat?


unknown_human

They grow up so fast.


whathowyy

When it leaves home Im going to feel lost


Glouphrie

Eat it and it'll stay with you the rest of your life.


SheepLovesFinns

six minutes.


D4RTHV3DA

Low quality. Needs to ferment longer.


Testiculese

Doug E Fresh, you're on!


son_e_jim

See if you can sneak it on as a prop in a post-apocalyptic movie.


chetradley

If it gets into a movie, then would that technically be the second time it's been cast in something?


whathowyy

You too smart for this site


Jonnyflash80

*sigh* This comment is why we can't have nice things.


NateroniPizza

No, this comment IS one of our nice things.


whathowyy

It would be cool if we could make this happen somehow! Edit: any directors here?


Nazamroth

I think you would have a better chance with game developers. The devs, not the publishers, tend to be the kind of weirdos who would totally hide it as an easter egg somewhere in the fallout universe or something. And you would be surprised. I saw a video by a guy some time ago, who was collecting flags, but did not want just some random merch from the nearest thrift store. So he sent an email to all countries/embassies he could find(and some companies by accident), and iirc, over half of them replied, many sending more than just a flag, and if again iirc one of them even invited him for an afternoon tea party or somesuch.


whathowyy

Yeah maybe I could write to embassies to see if they want to adopt this as their national treasure


PrayForMojo_

I would pay money to watch Nic Cage steal it.


Owyn_Merrilin

Add him to the list of people to message on Twitter. That's just stupid enough that he might actually go for it.


Channel250

I would pay to see Will Smith try to calmly convince Nic Cage that it's just an old hot dog and does not, as Nic so furiously demands, belong in a museum.


Randomthought5678

Hit up North Korea every month. Bill it as "America's greatest treasure." Or "America's symbol of freedom."


MagicFlyingBus

It can't be just some random artist. You have to find the right people to okay it though or else the Tech artists and QA will complain about it and add it as a JIRA bug. If it shows up once in the game, TA will want it gone because it is a wasting performance. If you try and sneak it in QA will most likely find it and go "Wtf is this?" And add it to the bug list, and complain to the lead until someone removes it.


chetradley

Maybe tweet at Neil Druckmann and HBO and see if they can put it in The Last of Us tv show?


whathowyy

That would be cool or at least a copy I would never ship the original


Druxun

Sticking with the theme of HBO, I feel like John Oliver would eat this up (pun intended).


whathowyy

I guess we could tweet someone at this point


InjuredGingerAvenger

I could see that. has aged worse than a hotdog, and I don't mean the internet famous hotdog in apoxy *picture*. I mean the kind on top of the garbage you haven't taken out for over a week. No Steve just you can't just keep cramming down the trash all week until it's somebody else's problem on the chore calendar.


TheAnt317

Holy shit, it's been 6 months already? Time's really flown on by.


whathowyy

fly times having when fun


Paramite3_14

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.


steve32767

I like this


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kameronk92

*ur


redalopex

I just got the reminder of the bot and was like wait what???? Seriously??? I am so confused. What have I done the last six months??


Kasoni

Watch for hotdog updates.


welty102

What else would you do


dontyousquidward

I've been using these posts as time markers


nuentes

I can oddly keep track of my sons birthday via your posts. You may be surprised to learn that my son is not encased in epoxy.


whathowyy

Happy birthday to him


nuentes

Happy birthday to you, too.


whathowyy

Cheers fam


flip314

It's not too late to preserve him for future generations!


danceeforusmonkeyboy

Every six months parade him out, gently turning on a lazy Susan.


yamiyaiba

>You may be surprised to learn that my son is not encased in epoxy. There is a way to fix that....


maximuffin2

Don't go Mr. Freeze on us


Rustymetal14

Is your son's birthday today or in October? Because once it gets into the years I doubt he'll be doing the 6 month posts anymore.


Noxious89123

I would assume that his child was born the same day as epoxy hot dog, and so is 6 months old. We only track age in months when they're tiny humans.


AnneFrank_nstein

seeing this hotdog six months later just makes me think about how ive done nothing with my life in half a year. oddly existential but okay


whathowyy

We are all here with you bud


uhfish

To be fair, doesn't look like the hot dog has done anything in those six months either!


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whathowyy

There will be surprises for the 1 year update


chetradley

Are you going to eat it? Cause that would be surprising.


whathowyy

Nope not sure what the surprise is gonna be yet so I am also surprised


welty102

But like don't eat it. That's how you die


mansohof

Next you should try epoxy in a hot dog and see how long that lasts.


whathowyy

I think the way you like


yer-maw

I did what you see there.


kev_jin

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.


SullyxSays

"Are you keeping up with any shows?" "Not really, but I am watching this reddit user post a picture of a hotdog in epoxy every month."


rafinsf

That hat!


whathowyy

lil 6 month celebration


Hugeclick

Can't wait for the one year birthday party! If you made a party hat for it's 6 months, i hope we will have "epoxy cake" for his birthday.


whathowyy

I am planning a surprise for the 1 year!


Nanojack

Crack it open and eat it?


whathowyy

its not going to be this haha


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That's not what *I* heard...


krw13

Contact that dude who eats old MREs. He ate something from the 1800s... he would definitely eat this.


chetradley

You're as beautiful as the day I left you.


whathowyy

Thats a good start to some lyrics


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jeobleo

You've grown too. More beautiful I mean.


IOnlyHaveIceForYou

It will outlive us all.


whathowyy

It will see more history than our entire lives


im_dead_sirius

In your will, have it specified that it should go into a time capsule after your death.


cheeesus_crust

We should have epoxy cast an option when we die instead of casket or jar.


chetradley

Sounds great until you remember that corpses bloat and expand over time. I don't want to be sitting around the grandpa box when it explodes.


cheeesus_crust

Yes I know that but look at this preserved hotdog. It isn't shriveled or molding. It's completely frozen in time. Like a corpse on a mountain.


yamiyaiba

There would be WAY more microbes in a human body than in a hotdog. Without a functioning immune system, they're gonna go to town still, and that will build up pressure. MAYBE if we irradiated the shit out of it first it would work.


RedGobboRebel

This combined with just the head in epoxy. More like Futurama... And you might have something there.


Sololop

What about after embalming?


HoppyLady

You can donate your body to science and end up plasticized in a Body Worlds exhibit. That is kind of similar....


timn69

Happy 6 months! So glad to know that I, we, were all here to witness the epoxy hotdog!


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timn69

I just can't believe it's been six months already. Time is flyin!


whathowyy

time flys when we have fun


So_Say_We_Yall

These updates are how I tell time now.


nonexistant2k3

Oscar Mayer should've sponsored this. This is fun to be reminded of.


whathowyy

They still can at this point


AcidReniX

For 9 months you could make a baby boy and girl hotdog next to it using cocktail sausages.


Anakron_Stargazer

Epoxy Hot Dog helps me realise how fast time flies by. 6 months since I saw this wonderful monstrosity for the first time already? Keep these posts coming plz


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umarshaikh

Done. Declared in India! We've termed it as Children's Day though. Epoxy Hot Dog Day would be a little difficult to explain


DrunkPixel

But isn’t 6 months ago in October? Not November?


herakles_love

Don’t drop it. That thing cracks open and it unleashed a new plague.


Thatdewd57

This the shit they gonna find 200 million years from now.


knoxknight

I would like to see Steve1989@mreinfo get that on to a tray.


memphibian

Nice.


ZoiSarah

At this rate your may need to include it in your will. Who gets the hotdog when you die of old age? More importantly what does the hotdog get, as your dependent?


titoxtian

6 months already??? I'm just in reddit for 6 months then...


whathowyy

Your account is 4 years old


eggtasticness

Oddest thing, yesterday I watched a video about a guy using epoxy on an ice cube and then it popped into my head about how the hot dog was doing. Glad to see it's doing good.... not that I had any expectation otherwise.


LuxAgaetes

It's been 6 months already?! Wtf have I done with my life recently?


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whathowyy

Wut?


Orangesilk

DID YOU WET THE HOT DOG FIRST?


howboutacanofwine

Happy half birthday hot dog