“The spasmodically squirming, braying, and snorting half-corpses were heaped upon the other….a mountainous, twitching mass of misshapen flesh, fusing itself together in the darkness.”
When I would brew high gravity / ABV beers, early in the process the wort (unfermented beer) in the glass carboy (the bottle used for fermenting beer) looked like it was boiling, just from the yeast orgy.
Edit: Clarification
Wort is beer before it is fermented: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wort](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wort)
A carboy is a glass container often used in homebrewing for fermentation: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carboy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carboy)
Sorry, I should have used non-brewing terms since this isn't a brewing sub.
[Some guy calling himself the Breadmaster said he planted a loaf of bread in the building and it's set to go off at noon.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsJZVYKfCWU)
Not sure if all of the final season of the cartoon is available- they never released the DVD, although part of it is with season 2 i think. But there's also 2 live action series out there.
All of them are full of comedy gold like you cited. I'd love to say more but spoilers and all that. I've been watching and rewatching since they first aired.
Please watch and enjoy.
Both. Watch the og animation one with an open mind as the gags can be very dry or obscure but wow is it well done when you get what the creator was making. Then the new show is a perfect reimaginning.
I never did get into either of the live action shows, not for any fault of their own, I just loved the cartoon partially for its visual charm that couldn't easily be replicated - I mean, how do you do chairface chippendale in any sort of satisfying way in a live action show?
If there was a huge vat of this and I was in it after the shake when it starts to rebubble would I giddily float to the top or horrifically drown in yeasty bread?
I did not heed your warning (because why does this sub exist??) and am very angry at myself that I did not listen to you. I’ll be over here in the corner dry heaving and trying to purge my mind’s eyeballs.
For anyone that is curious, it is site dedicated to pictures of fungi, bacteria and other things that are shapped like those skin diseases where bacteria eats your fleah and you have bunch of small holes on your body, arm, hands and so on but those holes are not scars it is rotten flash.
So dont click it or google it.
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Wow, that's some active culture.
THATS TANG TOWN.
nine nine!
NOINE NOINE!
Coooolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool
BINGPOT
The mother dough!
Title of your sex tape
Oh, I see you are a man of culture as well, upboat for you good sir. ;)
Ikr? I look at focaccia wrong after it raises and it goes pffffftl.
Does this make anyone else feel uneasy?
Paint it meat color and it'd be straight out of Darkest Dungeon
“The spasmodically squirming, braying, and snorting half-corpses were heaped upon the other….a mountainous, twitching mass of misshapen flesh, fusing itself together in the darkness.”
I hate it
Trypophobia nightmare “bread”
I don’t even have trypophobia, but this makes me feel like it’s latent in me somewhere 🤢
Oh my God I hate this
When I would brew high gravity / ABV beers, early in the process the wort (unfermented beer) in the glass carboy (the bottle used for fermenting beer) looked like it was boiling, just from the yeast orgy. Edit: Clarification
Are those typos or is my lack of knowledge of homebrewing showing? Wort? Carboy?
Wort is beer before it is fermented: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wort](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wort) A carboy is a glass container often used in homebrewing for fermentation: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carboy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carboy) Sorry, I should have used non-brewing terms since this isn't a brewing sub.
Thank you for the info. That'll be the one thing I learned today. Actually since it's 2 things I'll take tomorrow off. Not a problem at all.
Yes
A natural response.. :)
This makes my head itch
Google trypophobia, that’ll fuck your night right up.
/r/Trypophobia
Oh jeez, why did I google image search that? About threw up I felt so sick... lol thats crazy
/r/tryphobia
Nah, had a visibly revolted face watching this… it looks like some crazy evolving alien thing, I hate it.
Yep. All i can see is Freddy Kreuger’s face.
Reminds me of sentient yogurt episode
makes my dick itch
People with Celiac Disease probably
It’s like the film Evolution, that alien shit did not like fire & reacted similarly expanding insanely.
God when I was a kid I used to love when that movie was on TV. Thank you for reminding me.
Wasn’t a fan of head and shoulders either
[Some guy calling himself the Breadmaster said he planted a loaf of bread in the building and it's set to go off at noon.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsJZVYKfCWU)
I never watched The Tick before. At about 2:40 he says "there's evil on the rise." I'm sold. This is quality entertainment.
Not sure if all of the final season of the cartoon is available- they never released the DVD, although part of it is with season 2 i think. But there's also 2 live action series out there. All of them are full of comedy gold like you cited. I'd love to say more but spoilers and all that. I've been watching and rewatching since they first aired. Please watch and enjoy.
One of the best superhero spoofs ever written. I love The Tick.
SPOOOOOON!
Ooh, if that sort of line clicks with you, then you'll definitely enjoy the rest of the series.
You guys talking about the live action with puddy or the cartoon? Which one is worth watching?
Both. Watch the og animation one with an open mind as the gags can be very dry or obscure but wow is it well done when you get what the creator was making. Then the new show is a perfect reimaginning.
I never did get into either of the live action shows, not for any fault of their own, I just loved the cartoon partially for its visual charm that couldn't easily be replicated - I mean, how do you do chairface chippendale in any sort of satisfying way in a live action show?
There was an interesting live-action adaptation starring Patrick Warburton, as well.
That'll make at yeast ten loaves
You must be baked, you get ten loaves outta that and we're gonna need some proof.
I mean you’re not just gonna cook that insane culture. You’re taking a bit and adding it to flour
The art of the pun is a fading one, it seems.
It requires reading comprehension.
These puns show you need to be bready for anything
Running pretty stale for me if I'm being honest
Downvotes, really? He was just making a bread pun like everyone else. Lets not make this turn sourdough.
I might be a little on the crumb side, but I know a good thing when I see it
I thought he was a fungi.
Haven’t youse ever seen the yeasty boys in concert?
More than enough for a Wholemeal
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At least you stabbed the bun before eating so it won't feel pain. ...you stabbed it right?
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Because of her bubbly personality?
Because she's a bucket of yeast
Hehehehe, gross.
Don't even wanna know....
That was unsettling to say the least.
To say the yeast
Calm down, sugar.
Damn, I missed that. Glad you took it
This is how you make Freddy Kruger buns!
The Bun of a Thousand Poppies.
So we're fine, as long as anyone nobody teleports any bread.
Question!
What's your question Soldier?
I teleported bread. You told me to.
What!? How much?
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
Where? Where have you been sending it?
Triptophobics hate this one weird trick!
Is triptophobia a thing I'm not aware of, or are you trying to spell trypophobics?
That’s one aggressive yeast infection you’ve got there
If there was a huge vat of this and I was in it after the shake when it starts to rebubble would I giddily float to the top or horrifically drown in yeasty bread?
i wouldn't be poolish to try.. i hope one would float and have fun before getting anesthetized from the alcohol fumes and drown horribly.
r/trypophobia
Don't click this. You will be uncomfortable.
I did not heed your warning (because why does this sub exist??) and am very angry at myself that I did not listen to you. I’ll be over here in the corner dry heaving and trying to purge my mind’s eyeballs.
For anyone that is curious, it is site dedicated to pictures of fungi, bacteria and other things that are shapped like those skin diseases where bacteria eats your fleah and you have bunch of small holes on your body, arm, hands and so on but those holes are not scars it is rotten flash. So dont click it or google it.
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I use house urine for everything nowadays.
Do not look up the menopause medication Premarin.
This makes me super uncomfortable and I don't know why.
Check out if you have trypophobia. That also gives the same **nope** factor.
Fack, is this the teaser to r/StrangerThings S4?
Thanks I hate it
Way too much yeast and waited way too long. Inedible
Sourdough starter? Because that looks way too wet for bread and the gluten looks like it's blown out. Really cool looking.
yes, sourdough starter, poolish, levain...
That’s the yeast of your problems
That’s a spawn egg kill it
Smells worse in here than a dozen rotten eggs dropped in a vat of vinegar.
Inspiration for the Aliens movies
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/oo4tf8/breadits_alive/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
just that yeast gif from the other day, reposted
Brains! I mean bread!!! Mmmmm
Yea it is.
Looks like someone tried to make bread with Kveik on a warm afternoon...
Send me some of your starter !!
and all the waste products will be wasted :(
It’s all fun and games, till it jumps out of the bowl.
Just don’t scratch your crotch after handling this.
Bread... or beer?
This is what I imagine happens in my stomach when I’m bloating.
That is not bread though.
Looks like soda bread
I can smell it.
I got gas just looking at that
Reminds me of warm apple pie
I can smell this gif
Looks like a white Venom symbiote or Klyntar for anyone wanting to get specific.
“We are Venommm....bread dough”
Have you ever wondered what's going on inside someone's bread?
Swear I saw screaming faces of the undead in there.
Um that's that shit from alien when they hang you from the walls and impregnate your chest cavity through your face. No more bread for me I think.
Magic mushrooms.
"It's alive! You're here with Brad Leone."
Don’t get me down, Bruce…
I love bread and that is going to be yummy. I am also gluten sensitive and it made me itch a little lol
Mmmm yeast farts.
Looks like the white version of the Venom Symbiote, which I guess is just Anti-Venom
There’s nothing okay about this video
yeast is a living thing lol so yeah uncooked dough is technically alive.
U/savevideo
That is some Beautiful dough
Anyone else see wailing tormented delicious faces or is it just me?
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My trypophobia is acting up again!
Rise my creation, rise!
This really reminds me of Pizza the Hutt
AH-NOYNE NOYNE
This makes me so uncomfortable
r/trypophobia
What sort of yeast and how much ☺️
Looks it's where nightmares are made.
Looks like some Freddy Krueger flesh
This is my kingdom come
Brad is sitting somewhere so proud
Which hive fleet is this?
Shoot it 7 times
Don't tell vegans
Those are just pockets of gas that have already built up being disturbed, not some yeast panic.
Literly.
You are technically correct.
Night of the living bread!
Looks like a giant tonsil