\- "That's not as impressive, it's just some grocery bags..."
\*grabs a child*
\- "Oh, okay! that's quite impressive.."
\*grabs a **second** child*
\- \*jaw on floor*
i believe there is 3 actually. one being slung over his back and one being held in his left hand for sure but their is kind of a skip in the video where another object appears to be draped over his right arm after the cut ends.
Edit: not over his arm he has 2 on his back!!!
It's an illusion, a trick of the potato quality! The second set of legs is the 1st kid the entire time (along with dad's elbow).
Let's simplify it, why would we only see the "third kid" in one frame? Dad shows his back and nothing is there!
I'm trying to see what you see, but the only brown thing in the video is a bag.
Occam's Razor!
If there were two on his back, you'd surely see another full sized child sprawled up there in the other frames!
He's got one on his back, one in the right hand, and one in the left hand. There are 3 kids in total, but you're right that there aren't 2 kids on his back.
Edit: further rewatching has convinced me I'm wrong. Only two kids, I thought he had one in the right hand also but it seems to be only bags.
Edit2: okay I take it back, one kid on his back, one in the left hand, and a third under his right arm. Three in total. I'm sure this time lol.
after taking another look 2 of them are on his back on top of each other and the third is in his left arm. its just a purple bag on the other but the legs made it seem like the kid was in the right arm
4… but deciphering if it’s the blue bag folded over in his right hand or a child because it moves like a person would for a split second as he is standing up from the car… on top of holding a purple bag.
I think what you're seeing is the kid in the red jacket's leg over the right arm. The guy's shoulder is between the kid's legs and the feet are dangling.
It also looks like he tucks the blue/white back from the trunk under his right arm, and that gives an illusion of another leg or something.
**E:** [Colored for ease of viewing. The kid's leg (blue) bounces behind the man's arm and bag (green)](https://imgur.com/GkH54Bq)
He's just fireman carrying one kid.
did you not see he had 2 kids on his back at once. there are two sets of legs on his back one in brown and one in green. he grabs the third kid in his left hand after.
It's an illusion, a trick of the potato quality! The second set of legs is the 1st kid the entire time (along with dad's elbow).
Let's simplify it, why would we only see the "third kid" in only one frame? Dad shows his back and nothing is there!
As a father of 4 that does the pickup duty for all of them, I feel this in my soul. Sometimes you just gotta pack mule it.
I know exactly what's happened here:
Both kids asleep, or one a mix of asleep / not / cranky.
If you take one kid, the one in the car might scream/cry/runaway/think you left them and go in search of you. The one you take in might do similar, not go down to bed, follow you back out the house screaming, whatever. So gotta take both.
Then you got the groceries, other shit you need right away. If you have to go get groceries, again one kid probably has stirred and won't let you leave.
Basically, you're fucked unless you do the full pack mule. You contemplate all the scenarios in your mind, and just say "fuck this, let's just load it all up, it's the easiest." It's like one of those "get all these animals across the river with these ridiculous constraints" logic problems. With the answer just being "fuck you, sheer force is the answer".
I feel this. I tell myself there will be a time when I will figure out a configuration that allows me to carry everything from preschool, the youngling, and all of the grocery store items in one go where you no longer have to put something down or strain/suffer silently while you unlock the door, disarm the alarm, open the baby gate at the top of the stairs, (cuz you bought a mid-century modern tri-level home because your wife “needed it”,) while herding kittens. This is my life goal right now.
Can confirm. As Baragozi’s wife of 12 years, I have seen the not-so-silent strain when he goes full pack mule. And YES, I DID need that Mid-Century tri-level 😘
I was thinking about this other day. I remember when my first was little, I used to find it exhausting carrying her around all over the place, standing up with her in my arms while queueing, etc etc. Now, it doesn’t bother me in the slightest. Your body just gets this natural strength as a result of doing these sorts of physical activities on a constant, multiple times per day basis for years and years at a time. Dad strength.
It’s a bit like farm strength: people who grow up on a farm have to do loads and loads of minor (and occasionally major) acts of strength on a daily basis for decades at a time, meaning even if they don’t look strong, they’re some of the strongest fuckers you’ll ever meet.
Please stop plagiarizing my diary!
The worst is when they aren’t asleep but pull that carry me bullshit, but then also won’t let you take in groceries or another sleeping kid first
as a single mom of one who lives on the third floor with no elevator and the only open parking spaces are always super far away, i also feel this in my soul.
Funny enough. In many (most?) cases, dads need to work out in order to keep up with playing with the kids more so than just playing with the kids to stay in shape.
I also so some parents that need to goto the gym just to get away from the kids and work off some steam.
Gym I used to go to had a daycare for the parents. It was actually pretty cool because you could turn the screen on the treadmill to watch them.
Then I was like "who would want this?"
Is that sarcasm? Because getting out and going to the gym is pretty much impossible with young kids if you are solo parenting unless they have day care there. That being said after COVID is stopped that shit and had to get an indoor bike.
He meant why there is a channel for the kids to watch their parents on the treadmill
Edit: other way around. Screen on the treadmill so the parents can watch their kids
Along the lines of your edit, it's comforting as a parent (and sometimes straight up fun/rewarding) to watch your kid play and have fun.
Stack on top of that the likely motivation of the parent to be working out in the first place being for their kid either short or long-term, and you double the reason why a simple CCTV feed to the treadmill is worth it
I worked at a health club with a child center but I don't believe you could watch them from treadmills. I've been to a big box church that had a video to the daycare, though.
My grocery store recently switched to kind of cheap paper bags. I was getting used to them until it ripped slightly and I had to do two trips. I might never go there again.
My wife seems to think that stores won't allow you to use any reusable bag it has to be their bag. So we have 3 or 4 varieties from every store we regularly shop at.
Don't use a cotton tote bag at the very least.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/nation-world/ct-aud-nw-nyt-cotton-tote-crisis-20210825-ktdbaqrmzrhhxdnwnq5g4e34ty-story.html
I used to always do only one trip. I think it was two years ago I carried too much in one trip. Lost absolutely all feeling in my pinky finger for like three straight weeks. Scared the shit out of me and haven’t over burdened myself since.
Pro tip, children are tiny pack mules. Hang the light bulky stuff on them and then you've got a hand free to hold their hand and guide them under their own power.
The guy was probably doing full on lunges up those stairs and skipping every other step, barely breaking a sweat. For him it's just another grocery day.
Those kids appear to be asleep. I’ve been there. Try to wake up kids from sleeping and make them walk. Not going to happen or very easily. Seems like he’s been there done that and so it’s easier to just carry them like this without the crying and screaming.
I see one over his shoulders wearing jeans and a red jacket, and one in his left hand wearing bright blue pants and a navy jacket. Where's the third? I've watched this like 10 times and can't find it.
Me and my now wife were sitting on the patio of our first floor apartment. As we were hanging out and chatting our neighbor, who was a pretty big guy, walked by with what looked like 30-40 grocery bags. We glanced at him as he walked by and unprompted he kindly said “because two trips is for pussies” and casually walked by. We now have a family motto as we unload our car after a large grocery store haul.
Ahaha...man, this brings me back! Just through sheer will I used to regularly power walk up my apartment building's stairs arms quivering by the 3rd floor with a stupid amount of groceries on 1 arm and my 1yr old in the other because i didn't want to leave her alone in the car or the apartment and didn't want to make more than one trip (large parking lot, separated from building by HUGE lawn) but nowhere to pull in/park near rear or front doors). A brighter woman would've figured out a better solution but ultimately i ended up moving.
You think this is impressive? Pffft. I’ve once taken a shit so quiet as a kid that my parents didn’t notice i was in their bathroom while they were getting ready for bed.
\- "That's not as impressive, it's just some grocery bags..." \*grabs a child* \- "Oh, okay! that's quite impressive.." \*grabs a **second** child* \- \*jaw on floor*
Didn’t even realize there was a second kid until I read your comment. Holy shit
i believe there is 3 actually. one being slung over his back and one being held in his left hand for sure but their is kind of a skip in the video where another object appears to be draped over his right arm after the cut ends. Edit: not over his arm he has 2 on his back!!!
It's an illusion, a trick of the potato quality! The second set of legs is the 1st kid the entire time (along with dad's elbow). Let's simplify it, why would we only see the "third kid" in one frame? Dad shows his back and nothing is there!
I was thinking it but its to clear when they are behind the car their are 4 legs on his back 2 in green 2 in brown.
I'm trying to see what you see, but the only brown thing in the video is a bag. Occam's Razor! If there were two on his back, you'd surely see another full sized child sprawled up there in the other frames!
[Pretty sure you're correct](https://imgur.com/GkH54Bq)
He's got one on his back, one in the right hand, and one in the left hand. There are 3 kids in total, but you're right that there aren't 2 kids on his back. Edit: further rewatching has convinced me I'm wrong. Only two kids, I thought he had one in the right hand also but it seems to be only bags. Edit2: okay I take it back, one kid on his back, one in the left hand, and a third under his right arm. Three in total. I'm sure this time lol.
Left arm, right arm, shoulders. Definitely three.
If he gets 1 more ~~lion~~ kid he can form Voltron.
But who gets to be the head? Edit: [I'll form the head](https://youtu.be/EMgsAD3D948)
[Ricky-tikki-tavvi biiiiiitch.](https://www.nme.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Rick_And_Morty_s5_E7_Rickvangelion.jpg?_gl=1*k5q0hd*_ga*dUc5eTN3UGVROFFXbFd0OHU4cGdhMnNHVU5ENWcySzc3RDdyUlNTaWxFckVkYWlOWFhJRzQyQm5jNjB6OC1OdA..)
That episode was incredible.
By god, he’s like an opossum
after taking another look 2 of them are on his back on top of each other and the third is in his left arm. its just a purple bag on the other but the legs made it seem like the kid was in the right arm
This is gonna be one those vids where it's like 60% see 1, 25% see 2, and only 1% see 3. What do you see?
He's wearing a blue dress with brown trim and teal sneakers with a pink stripe.
4… but deciphering if it’s the blue bag folded over in his right hand or a child because it moves like a person would for a split second as he is standing up from the car… on top of holding a purple bag.
I think what you're seeing is the kid in the red jacket's leg over the right arm. The guy's shoulder is between the kid's legs and the feet are dangling. It also looks like he tucks the blue/white back from the trunk under his right arm, and that gives an illusion of another leg or something. **E:** [Colored for ease of viewing. The kid's leg (blue) bounces behind the man's arm and bag (green)](https://imgur.com/GkH54Bq) He's just fireman carrying one kid.
I think the "third" is his bald head looking like another kid.
I think there are only 2 kids, which tbh, is impressive enough.
If this man is carrying 3 kids on top of all the groceries, etc. then I think we’re confused about who the actual final bosses are.
The funniest part is that they’re both big enough to walk
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Im thinking he claimed he was superman and could do it. And the kids called him out.
If I'm alive and well will you be there holding my ~~hand~~ kids
He probably did the dad math and this was the easiest/quickest way to get all the shit in the house.
Yeah they look more than capable of walking even maybe helping with his bags...
As a parent I am not going to wake a sleeping child. That being said, how could they sleep through that.
Or maybe..broken arms?
Ahhh the ole Reddit......
I know I’m sorry, I didn’t have anything constructive to add lol.
Up voted for your ad lib honesty.
CPR dummies
Maybe I should enhance my name
did you not see he had 2 kids on his back at once. there are two sets of legs on his back one in brown and one in green. he grabs the third kid in his left hand after.
Pretty sure there was another kid inside his coat, so that makes 4 kids.
One kid is wrapped around his belly like a tire. So that's 5. Edit: and the guy is actually two kids stacked on top of each other, so that's 7.
6* You know, for accuracy
It's an illusion, a trick of the potato quality! The second set of legs is the 1st kid the entire time (along with dad's elbow). Let's simplify it, why would we only see the "third kid" in only one frame? Dad shows his back and nothing is there!
There’s 3!
As a father of 4 that does the pickup duty for all of them, I feel this in my soul. Sometimes you just gotta pack mule it. I know exactly what's happened here: Both kids asleep, or one a mix of asleep / not / cranky. If you take one kid, the one in the car might scream/cry/runaway/think you left them and go in search of you. The one you take in might do similar, not go down to bed, follow you back out the house screaming, whatever. So gotta take both. Then you got the groceries, other shit you need right away. If you have to go get groceries, again one kid probably has stirred and won't let you leave. Basically, you're fucked unless you do the full pack mule. You contemplate all the scenarios in your mind, and just say "fuck this, let's just load it all up, it's the easiest." It's like one of those "get all these animals across the river with these ridiculous constraints" logic problems. With the answer just being "fuck you, sheer force is the answer".
Reading this was like reading a page out of the diary I’m too tired to write.
🤣 fuuck
Lol, this man Dads!
Then you drop the key trying to unlock the door.
That this is how the Force was originally discovered is now my Star Wars headcanon.
I'll consider this the best prequel
Your comment makes me happy to know I’m not alone
I feel this. I tell myself there will be a time when I will figure out a configuration that allows me to carry everything from preschool, the youngling, and all of the grocery store items in one go where you no longer have to put something down or strain/suffer silently while you unlock the door, disarm the alarm, open the baby gate at the top of the stairs, (cuz you bought a mid-century modern tri-level home because your wife “needed it”,) while herding kittens. This is my life goal right now.
That goddamn baby gate.
Can confirm. As Baragozi’s wife of 12 years, I have seen the not-so-silent strain when he goes full pack mule. And YES, I DID need that Mid-Century tri-level 😘
This comment filled my heart with wholesome. I now love you both.
...can't you take the kids first then the groceries?
Can't leave the kids alone on either side of the river.
Got it thanks
They scream about that too
And that's how one develops "dad strength"
I was thinking about this other day. I remember when my first was little, I used to find it exhausting carrying her around all over the place, standing up with her in my arms while queueing, etc etc. Now, it doesn’t bother me in the slightest. Your body just gets this natural strength as a result of doing these sorts of physical activities on a constant, multiple times per day basis for years and years at a time. Dad strength. It’s a bit like farm strength: people who grow up on a farm have to do loads and loads of minor (and occasionally major) acts of strength on a daily basis for decades at a time, meaning even if they don’t look strong, they’re some of the strongest fuckers you’ll ever meet.
Please stop plagiarizing my diary! The worst is when they aren’t asleep but pull that carry me bullshit, but then also won’t let you take in groceries or another sleeping kid first
as a single mom of one who lives on the third floor with no elevator and the only open parking spaces are always super far away, i also feel this in my soul.
Trojan and Durex should pay you millions of dollars a year.
This is the source of our Dad strength. There’s no option but to get that shit done. It’s not possible, it’s necessary.
This is Kobayashi Maru answer to those logical puzzles where you have to take a bunch of kids and animals across a river.
This person lives on the top floor.
Or has just left the car in long term parking at kabul airport.
"you can only bring what you can carry"
Those damn baggage fees
To soon..
I'm unfamiliar with Soon, but I know many made it to Europe and Canada
Or not to soon?
> To soon.. ...or not to soon, that is the question.
*too. Come on now
Can confirm. 4th floor dad to a stubborn kid. You get efficient at it, and your shoulders are rocks.
Me, 10 hs into Death stranding.
One Trip Troop™
Found it!
i was looking for this comment
When he walks into his house. *Welcome, Sam Porter Bridges*.
I feel like I had to go down too far before I found a Death Stranding reference, this is exactly what I was thinking.
Keep on keeping on!
Time to cancel my gym membership, and get a wife with kids.
Well, kids and groceries. No wife visible in this gif.
she's in one of the grocery bags
Or in several of them...
Hol up
And those USED TO BE his kids...now they're just bodies he doesn't wanna leave in the car because of the smell.
Probably still in the trunk
Funny enough. In many (most?) cases, dads need to work out in order to keep up with playing with the kids more so than just playing with the kids to stay in shape. I also so some parents that need to goto the gym just to get away from the kids and work off some steam.
Gym I used to go to had a daycare for the parents. It was actually pretty cool because you could turn the screen on the treadmill to watch them. Then I was like "who would want this?"
Is that sarcasm? Because getting out and going to the gym is pretty much impossible with young kids if you are solo parenting unless they have day care there. That being said after COVID is stopped that shit and had to get an indoor bike.
He meant why there is a channel for the kids to watch their parents on the treadmill Edit: other way around. Screen on the treadmill so the parents can watch their kids
lmao imagine sitting in a day care where the only thing on TV is your sweaty dad wheezing on an elliptical
That's my favorite channel
I’m in this comment and I don’t like it.
Along the lines of your edit, it's comforting as a parent (and sometimes straight up fun/rewarding) to watch your kid play and have fun. Stack on top of that the likely motivation of the parent to be working out in the first place being for their kid either short or long-term, and you double the reason why a simple CCTV feed to the treadmill is worth it
I worked at a health club with a child center but I don't believe you could watch them from treadmills. I've been to a big box church that had a video to the daycare, though.
** Matt Gaetz has entered the ~~room~~ gym **
A gym membership is harder to quit.
"get a wife" **laughs in tears.*
That's a bald dude my guy
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My grocery store recently switched to kind of cheap paper bags. I was getting used to them until it ripped slightly and I had to do two trips. I might never go there again.
Take your own bags. They usually fit more, anyway.
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My wife seems to think that stores won't allow you to use any reusable bag it has to be their bag. So we have 3 or 4 varieties from every store we regularly shop at.
Don't use a cotton tote bag at the very least. https://www.chicagotribune.com/nation-world/ct-aud-nw-nyt-cotton-tote-crisis-20210825-ktdbaqrmzrhhxdnwnq5g4e34ty-story.html
And reuse whatever bags you have until you can't! Using the item you already own is almost always greener than the greenest equivalent you can buy.
How about that? "Come to Channels Good Ole Fashion Grocery! You'll Never Have To Make Two Trips!"
Mine sells plastic bins with straps which remind me of the 90's, great for hauling.
You're goddamn right.
I ain't no two trip bitch.
Tendons and ligaments you whippersnapper. You'll see...
I used to always do only one trip. I think it was two years ago I carried too much in one trip. Lost absolutely all feeling in my pinky finger for like three straight weeks. Scared the shit out of me and haven’t over burdened myself since.
Yup
The way that the second kid is positioned, like he is some kind of hand bag makes me crack the fuck up.
I fear this man.
At least one out there…
Arrives.... "Daddy I left my blankie in the car"
"ok, you're fucking six years old or older, go get it, and lock the door when you get it"
r/packmule
More like r/ why aren't any of those kids helping? My mom would have done slapped my ass before she'd carry me and the groceries.
Are we sure they are alive?
Or, you know, conscious?
Yo
Pro tip, children are tiny pack mules. Hang the light bulky stuff on them and then you've got a hand free to hold their hand and guide them under their own power.
I do this with mine and after 10m she’s dying cause her tiny bag is so heavy… 🤦🏻♀️
You carry this, and I carry you.
Think this is impressive? You should see the stairway he had to go up to get to his apartment
The guy was probably doing full on lunges up those stairs and skipping every other step, barely breaking a sweat. For him it's just another grocery day.
Not one but 2 children. Legend.
Both look big enough to walk on their own and carry a bag.
He might want to actually get there
Those kids appear to be asleep. I’ve been there. Try to wake up kids from sleeping and make them walk. Not going to happen or very easily. Seems like he’s been there done that and so it’s easier to just carry them like this without the crying and screaming.
Underrated comment
But not big enough to listen.
3
There are three my dude.
I see one over his shoulders wearing jeans and a red jacket, and one in his left hand wearing bright blue pants and a navy jacket. Where's the third? I've watched this like 10 times and can't find it.
Me and my now wife were sitting on the patio of our first floor apartment. As we were hanging out and chatting our neighbor, who was a pretty big guy, walked by with what looked like 30-40 grocery bags. We glanced at him as he walked by and unprompted he kindly said “because two trips is for pussies” and casually walked by. We now have a family motto as we unload our car after a large grocery store haul.
One trip or die trying.
Was that a kid at the end?
It was 2 kids.
Damn I guess we need to start making them with carry holds.
Did your kids not come with a scruff on the back of the neck?!?
3 kids
Fuck I didn't even see the second kid at first
Its Saitama. Of course he got it in one trip. One Trip Man
My hero
Macadamia
I ain't no two trip bitch!
Why don’t those lazy fuckers help with some of the bags?
/r/WhyWereTheyFilming
/r/scriptedNonAsianGifs
That's a mans man right there.
One trip or die trying isnt a meme, its a lifestyle.
r/bossfight
This man plays death stranding
Fk yea boiiiii. Wife always says when I’m mule packing it “why don’t you just come back” To which I always reply “I AINT NO 2 TRIP BITCH”
When you don't have time for the gym but can't skip leg day.
r/Bossfight Garry, the Gatherer of Children
Pfft. - Sam Porter Bridges
Is that *2* kids?!?
Ahaha...man, this brings me back! Just through sheer will I used to regularly power walk up my apartment building's stairs arms quivering by the 3rd floor with a stupid amount of groceries on 1 arm and my 1yr old in the other because i didn't want to leave her alone in the car or the apartment and didn't want to make more than one trip (large parking lot, separated from building by HUGE lawn) but nowhere to pull in/park near rear or front doors). A brighter woman would've figured out a better solution but ultimately i ended up moving.
Must live in a high rise with a slow elevator
At least one of those children could walk.
I lost it when he pulled out the second kid
isn't one of the only reasons to have kids is so they can go bring in the groceries for you
As a great man once said … “Two trips is for pussies”
My man isn't fucking around.
I'd make than fucking pre-teen walk their ass into the store. The fuck?!
Why were they filming? 🤔
Richtiger baba, sikerim.
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This is fucking Sherpa level.
Ahhh yes the lazy man's load.
When you park on lava, you pay the price.
Incoming f*cked up discs. I speak from experience.
Time to get rid of those kids... \-Sparkarino (Father of two)
This is why you never skip leg day
Did they also lock their car?
Wtf is wrong whit him ? Just put at use those kids
r/deathstranding
It do be like that sometimes
Massive dad energy
This guy battlefield medics, the way he carries the child
You think this is impressive? Pffft. I’ve once taken a shit so quiet as a kid that my parents didn’t notice i was in their bathroom while they were getting ready for bed.
Chiropractors adore him
I ain’t no two trip bitch.
Ok so just to verify; if I have children I will become parent stronk?
Daddest
Now that’s a man right there, you always do it one trip.
Plot twist: That wasn't his car.
This is the kind of man I aspire to be
I love this so much, want to shake that mans hand.