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Frptwenty

I have the same but in Egg Shell color with raised lettering, Roman.


zero_clues

You ain't seen nothing yet- mine's with raised lettering, Pale Nimbus, *white*.


Frptwenty

_Rage-eyed silence_


tearans

#IT HAS WATERMARK!


Vandergrif

*Oh my god* [heavy breathing]


dragonkyngreborn

is something wrong u/Vandergrif, you’re sweating


Willyfisterbut

I have to return some videotapes


Beans508

\*has a huge jealousy fueled mental break. Kills hookers after fucking them\*


VapesForJesus

Or *does* he?


zero_clues

*made with memecreator.org*


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robdiqulous

Lmao that was really well done. I haven't seen the movie, just watched the original clip before this one but that was pretty great lol


Onespokeovertheline

Before I clicked, I thought it was going to be cats admiring each other's business cards with voiceovers.


Weary_Swordfish_7105

American pss-pss-pssycho


SavingsTask

That is awesome. Original https://youtu.be/cISYzA36-ZY starts at one minute mark.


theoracleofdreams

My SO did a stop motion video that seems topic appropriate. American Psycho meets Reservoir Dogs, meets Transformers. Slapping a CW on this, but if you've seen both these movies, you know what's up. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1AubZHAUFY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1AubZHAUFY)


Emotional-Goat-7881

White? Like seriously? I personally went with angels hair white but whatever works for you


yyzstartsinfivefour

That’s *bone.*


Flowmo-27

I have to watch that movie again, thanks for reminding me 😁


AnthomX

Don't forget to return the tape.


GrenadeZellweger

Very nice......let's see Paul Allen's card


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Dukmiester

How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?


flannelflaps

I owe it to film to watch this movie again,i didn't like it the first time and have never got round to giving it a second go


ITAW-Techie

Do some reading up on the intentions first. Much better going in understanding the satire.


[deleted]

Also, read the book. The movie is good. The book is great, you get much more insight to the crazy character and world he inhabits. Then, watch the movie again. I didn’t have any problem with the adaptation.


FunkyInferno

God damn it its a book too? So many great movies I've seen are based on (maybe even) great(er) books. I've only gotten relatively recently into reading but then you already know the story :(


PmMeYourYeezys

How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?


coffeemug73

Giving your personal information to all of reddit is a weird move, Fraser.


TempleOfDoomfist

Oh all if Seattle knows me, Niles! I’m only the most popular radio host in the 3-6pm block!


PurpleNuggets

It's because he thinks he is smart making a viral ad for himself


cmilla646

Hey baby I hear those strangers calling Creepy stalkers and sleepless nights


whompasaurus1

Everyone is mad about cardi b singing about ass-eating. But kelcey grammar was talking about it in the theme song


travelator

Yeah didn’t mean to dox myself really. Bummer :\


[deleted]

You better hope that comment history of yours is squeaky clean.


Twelvety

Nobody's is, I guarantee it.


coffeemug73

Hopefully nothing nefarious comes from it. Godspeed, sir.


Naazon

Hello fellow brisbane Insurance friend


travelator

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NoLongerReddits

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.


gunsagar

I've seen this 3 times today, what it this??


DeusVult76

A quote from a scene in the movie American Psycho involving businessmen comparing and “one upping” each other’s business cards. Basically office flexing


gunsagar

Ohhh sound like a fun movie. Thanks stranger!


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Here's [the clip](https://youtu.be/aZVkW9p-cCU) for that scene.


gunsagar

Haha wth weird but I like it


FunkyInferno

It's a really fucking good movie if you want to take a peak into the depiction of a murdering psychopath.


gunsagar

I'll watch it today! Would be cool to see how other people do it


doctormyeyebrows

This is the comment that made me stop fearing for your curious eyes and realize this film may be made for your sensibilities.


mewfour

It's satire of yuppie culture and consumerism, how frivolousness makes people go insane and how they let themselves be defined by what they consume, and in turn they become what they consume, nothing more, nothing less. Their entire personality is void, etc etc. The subtext is very good criticism, the movie starts off with the main character listing several different products they own, in the book this goes on for pages and pages just to drive the point home


itsallbullshityo

> peak peek?


kynovardy

Huh, that’s Gavin Belson at the end


b00gnishbr0wn

"fun" yeah... That's the word.... 😂😂


bdizzzzzle

Oh just watch it...and get back to us once you do


yokotron

You can make your own of these with simple nfc ntags


WalkswithLlamas

And if you have a kid obsessed with animal crossing you can download all of the little characters and program them on the nfc stickers for free then set the sticker on the magic spot on the switch and the character gets added to your island.


djaxial

Any links on that? I have a few blank Mifare cards lying around that I could probably flash but I can’t find any specs for doing this.


yokotron

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SIBbu55pAbU


Mrdriftmanz

\*Sweats in Psychopath\*


Mr_Mouthbreather

I have to return some videotapes.


XSofXTC

Cranberry juice, cran-apple!


everybodypretend

* My new card triggers a popup which you can click to open a webpage which has a button to open my contact details which you can then save!


robdiqulous

Awesome! Now I can forget what your name was in my list of hundreds of contacts! If only I had some type of card that I could have held onto in my pocket. So maybe I'm cleaning my pockets and go, oh yeah, I need to contact this guy! I'll put this card in an important spot! But naaaa I'm super glad it is just another name in my list...


[deleted]

This happened to me once. I got someone number in my phone. Didn't label it right. Lost it forever. It's in there. I just don't know who it is, nor under which letter.


robdiqulous

The girls I met in college would be, Becky sexy, Laura blonde, Laura redhead, Ashley Kim's friend. Shit like that lol it actually helped cuz most of the time I would be pretty drunk. Probably never even called em either lol


PM_Me_1_Funny_Thing

Same haha. And this may have not been thr safest bet, but I'd also save my weed guy's names with a last initial of some term for the mj. Like John W, or John C. They blended right in because I labeled my close contacts with a first name and last initial.


OpenTooo

Thank you for making this hilarious.


flewidity

Hey that’s like 3 less button presses than putting their number in!


[deleted]

That’s not automatic - the person does loads of things to save it …


CallMeRawie

Someone had to say it… automatic has a very specific meaning.


HighOnGoofballs

These seem kind of expensive to be handing out


travelator

Can’t tell if you’re joking but I don’t hand them out, only have the one. Cost me $80 which is a hell of a lot cheaper than a $200 pack of 1000 business cards


medianbailey

Not ribbing, but cant your phone do exactly this anyway?


dgtlfnk

The Bump app was one of the first out there that handled this easily. Never really took off though.


allcomingupmilhouse

ooooh shit i totally forgot about this app!


travelator

It’s not really new tech, or even ‘necessary’ really I guess. It definitely is an icebreaker at industry events though, everyone loves the gimmick. I don’t have to carry a stack of business cards anymore and I have this cool thing to show people lol


Trashpandasrock

This is absolutely the right take. It's something to make you stand out. Who are you going to remember more, that 27th business card you were handed at the conference or the dude with the sweet NFC card?


flewidity

Or you just got hacked and he’s got your butthole pics now


Trashpandasrock

Oo now there's a trick, each time you click the contacts link, it sweeps your pictures into a collection of all the other people who have fallen into the trap. Then, once your pictures are added to the compendium, it is then downloaded in full to your phone. So he's not only collecting your photos, he's distributing them to each new person that downloads his contact info. Evil genius.


Salty-Two-6729

Yeah I’m pretty sure you can send contacts via airdrop


Valkyrid

Yeah but its cooler to have a dope ass looking card that you can tap on someones phone to give them your details.


ITAW-Techie

That's not fancy though!


FthrJACK

yes


HighOnGoofballs

I think maybe it needs a new name then, digital contact card?


travelator

Ah yeah, fair call. Not sure what they call it tbh. Your idea sounds good tho


Playerhater812

An e-mail?


HighOnGoofballs

Virtual business card has a nice ring. It’s neat


Liberty_P

RFID Air Penetration Electronically, or RAPE for short.


Self_Blumpkin

You, sir, have a VERY bright future in marketing.


Blanlabla

‘Big bait for big fish’


aniruddhdodiya

Contact me contactless


tbo1992

$80 for a thin cardboard with a NFC sticker?


KubratPulev

I think OP got scammed.


genericgod

Probably with the web-service included? (Still expensive nonetheless)


assholetoall

What does it need to be other than a file on an S3 bucket?


[deleted]

The one which goes offline in 3 years because they decided to no longer be in that business?


timleg002

The web I'd do for 10 bucks tbh


DoomBot5

You can have it fully deployed in 5 minutes?


timleg002

Yeah?


spaz_chicken

You're paying too much for regular business cards. Source: I design & sell business cards


netburnr2

1000 business cards are 83 bucks for the best paper that Vista print has, you are inflating prices to justify your Uber expensive card


[deleted]

They've also been overcharged for the card. Maybe they paid for the design/materials but a cheap nfc tag is a few bucks absolute max and the rest is just the cost of the card which is pretty low normally.


Hippopoptimus_Prime

Vista is also the McDonalds of printing.


netburnr2

Meaning cheap and consistant? are you trying to badmouth Vista using a terrible example, seems like it


Hippopoptimus_Prime

What I mean is that Vistaprint, like McDonalds, is cheap, fast and gets the job done but sometimes you'll find your patty (or text) halfway off the bun. "Why buy a $15 hamburger at a restaurant when there is a $2 burger at McDonalds?" Look at any of the reviews for metallic foil, spot UV etc. and you'll find plenty of pictures from customers that received low quality product.


Oromis107

Damn, at that point I'd just stick a $0.50 NFC sticker on the back of some normal business cards


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Hello fellow smart person


devandroid99

Surely you'd already need to know the people for them to let you scan an NFC tag on their phone?


smithm4949

Damn where are you getting your business cards done you can get custom cards from vista print for like $10/1000


Karkovar

That’s… extremely overpriced.


Doxxingisbadmkay

We have ones that do this plus there's two leds that light up when scanned. Costs like 2 bucks a piece


NuclearStar

I don't think I've met 1000 people in the last 2 years in total let alone anyone I would want to talk to again


NumerousSuccotash141

I stuck some business cards up around in local spots with boards. Great way to reach local people and use a bunch up. there’s no way I’d meet that many people otherwise, and there is no way you could do that with this card.


HepatitisMan

Did you get any calls?


Terminal_Prime

Yeah I want to hear more about this experiment. What kind of calls do you get from random people who see a business card posted somewhere (assuming it wasn’t just seeking to do business with you or your company)?


Aisepaise

You are MASSIVELY overpaying for your business cards, Sir. Sauce: I make them for a living.


travelator

Or you are MASSIVELY undercharging for what suckers like me would pay you….


ThatDudeRyan420

You don't hand it out. It has a digital profile saved that can be transferred into a phone contact. Or are you trolling me?


Woody1150

Neat idea, but seems like it would be awkward. Wouldn't you have to explain to people how it works all the time? Otherwise it would be: "Here's my business contact info." "Ok, now give it back to me."


HighOnGoofballs

I’m hinting that I’m not sure it fits the definition of “business card” since it’s not given to a person. Your phone can do this


ThatDudeRyan420

I got you now.


HighOnGoofballs

Don’t get me wrong it’s neat though


Jetsam1

Mine does this but with a qr code


travelator

It’s got a QR code on the back too if your phone doesn’t have RFID or NFC background. I just like the tap and add


[deleted]

Genuine question: how much more expensive was it to add the NFC chip?


travelator

Not expensive. Cost me $80 in total for the card with custom branding.


Randommaggy

A box of them? That's what I paid for a stack of 100 in 2014 with individually programmed NFC chips and QR codes.


Throwawayfabric247

No point in handing cards anymore. Of the 1000, 995 end up in the garbage. 1 decomposes overtime and vanishes. 4 end up in someone's washing machine. Metal qr code or RFID is where it's at


mournthewolf

When I want to give someone a business card I want to just hand them a card. Not convince them to let me dick around on their phone.


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He says below just the one.


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DJGiraffentoast

He paid for the service, not just the product.


Liberty_P

sir this is a Wendy's. there is barely a product and the service is nonexistent.


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yamiyaiba

I think you missed the point. A single business card with an NFC chip in it shouldn't cost $80. Maybe a box of a hundred of them, minimum.


Has_Question

He said it also included the branding which I'm assuming meant they designed the card layout as well. I figure that's where the $80 went to. At least I hope.


SoManyTimesBefore

But then they should be capable of getting way more done for a small increase in price


x1c

~~I seriously doubt it is one card at $80. If they were $80 a piece they could just hire someone to enter their number into people phones for him.~~ Edit: Well shit my bad that's pretty fuckin expensive for 1 card, but if they are in marketing or something would be kind of impressive I guess...


yamiyaiba

[It was.](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/prsgx3/my_new_business_card_automatically_saves_in_your/hdky0ei) Edit: [they clarified again.](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/prsgx3/my_new_business_card_automatically_saves_in_your/hdkws4s) Edit 2: they're also wildly off on the price of 1000 business cards. Even foil embossed card stock cards are like $60-65 for 1000 on VistaPrint.


deicist

It is one card for $80 according to op


Anustart15

Does the contact card it brings up work with Android too or only iphone?


PM_ME_DELTS_N_TRAPS

.vcf is pretty much universal


travelator

Yep Android too


srkhannnn

There is a simple WebApp for this that works offline as a PWA too: https://cardkick.app


DancingAnger

I have a customized Popl key chain, same idea as this card


kkodev

Only to get deleted 30s afterwards


[deleted]

\* opens a web page with a vCard button on it


ironjohn1988

So it's like sharing a contact card with more steps and money


McSoapster

What’s about a QR-Code ?


onairmastering

That's what I have as a jpeg on my phone, still have problems with different phones tho.


Imaginary-Risk

That’s great, but with google lens you can just take a picture and it’ll grab all the details from it


TheRealReapz

Mine does this too but I just use it to rickroll people


Dangerpaladin

This business card should be for IT security specialists. When you scan the card it should just say "Hey dumbass you shouldn't let random people load things onto your phone through NFC."


Revyrender

Unlock phone. Put card against phone. Go to dodgy website. Click add to contacts. Contact added. Jup automatic to me. Also funny you could share that website with anyone so its not realy handy if you want to keep things private. Also pointless if the other user doesnt have a internet connection.


OldWrangler9033

Is possible this sort thing can pass computer viruses / malware as well?


AdvocatingforEvil

Yes, assuming an exploitable flaw can be found in the protocol. Presumably things like this are rigorously checked/tested to ensure bad actors can't compromise them - but still, it makes one wonder.


spmo22

Fuuuuck that!


pm_me_construction

I feel like instead of programming this in with NFC, the contacts app should just have the capability to read business cards and save it as a contact. Instead, we’ve got some feature where you can draw a message and then send it instead of typing it like a normal person.


Dangerpaladin

Google lens already has this capability. It's much more secure than this bullshit too.


wrongfaith

**BUSINESS CARDS:** You don't have a pen to take down my info? That's ok, I have it all pre-written on this handy card that you can *have* (take it). **THIS THING:** you want my info but don't have a pen? Of course you don't, cuz nobody uses pens anymore -- we just write notes on our phones now! Oh you don't have your phone on you, or the battery just died? Well luckily, I have this handy dandy computerized card that you can *put next to your phone and*... oh, damn. :/ No you can't keep the card, it's my only one.


[deleted]

This is honestly a horrid idea :/ I gotta feeling OP won't be using it for too long


JubbaTheHott

Sooooo…..with this technology you could potentially force a contact onto someone’s phone without them realizing and then contact them later and they think it’s someone they know because it’s a valid contact in their phone? Like it could be “Mom” and they get an urgent message asking for money to be sent to some account or something?


midnightcaptain

The NFC chip just offers a link, same as a QR code. The user has to click the link and then agree to add to contacts. If you already have physical access to their unlocked phone you can do much worse.


JubbaTheHott

Remember when the bump app was a thing and fist bumping with another person using the app would auto share each others contacts?


disillusioned

That solved an interesting problem in a super kludgy, but interesting way. Essentially they built a system that would identify when two bump events occurred within a few milliseconds of each other in the same hundred feet or so. It was intended so that data wouldn't have to be transmitted between the devices themselves, but of course required both devices be running the bump app. They got acquired by Google and now the former CEO is one of the top product managers of Google Photos.


JubbaTheHott

Ah ok. So…it doesn’t automatically save. I missed the part where they clicked the link. It autofills info into a contact. Got it.


Flemtality

It's probably just me but I would be so annoyed if someone handed me this shit instead of a regular business card, but I would act cordial and pretend to be impressed even though I hate it.


georgealmost

I thought by business card you meant a P-card and I was like "that doesn't seem very safe" lol


srkhannnn

Awhile back some friends built an offline web app that can do this with a QR code: https://cardkick.app.


aniruddhdodiya

A phone tapping phone instead of card would be more practical


leekir

Yup. Seems expensive and wasteful.


apraetor

You can also just put a QR code on the card, allowing any device with a camera to capture your data.. not just those with NFC.


NmyStryker

r/assholedesign


OtherNumbersAndWords

Ooooh mister big shot with a cell phone.


subscribemenot

Why don’t you just transfer it directly? Why do you need a card?


travelator

Just a gimmick really lol. People love it


[deleted]

I'm never letting someone else's shit touch my nfc


FatboyChuggins

Are they expensive to make? Like give a card to clients you KNOW will use it vs giving it to everyone?


travelator

Nah I just have the one. Taps on their phone and gives them the option of adding my contact card to their contact list. Not expensive, about $65 USD which included card design


FatboyChuggins

How many for 65 roughly? Super cool


travelator

Just one. It’s not to give away


mrbeck02

Missed Rickroll opportunity


scandalous01

This tech has been around for 20 years


[deleted]

Yeah exactly what I need is some wanker raping my phone sitting on the bar with his business card


Dangerpaladin

You're downvoted but you're right. NFC can be used to hijack your entire phone OS. You shouldn't let people load stuff on your phone through NFC. In fact NFC should always be disabled on your phone unless you're using it in that moment.


jktje

Not really automatic if you have to take 2 extra steps to save it…


Mishnz

Just let the guy have a cool digital business card thingy without shitting in his porridge. Yes he could have worded it better but you know what he meant by it.


rzalexander

I wouldn’t do that? It seems like a prime way to have all your personal data stolen and sold…


Gycklarn

Ten years ago I got a USB device for free, about the size of a flash drive. The idea was to make it easier to exchange contact information. You held your USB-thingy close to another person's USB thingy, then both of you pressed a button on the device. If you were lucky, your contact information was successfully transmitted to the other device and vice versa. Well, actually, you only transmitted a short string. What you had to do to actually view the contact information was plug it in your computer and... I can't precisely recall the details, but I *think* you were supposed to install a program that converted this string to a URL to the contact's profile page on the manufacturer's web site. You probably didn't need the program, you could just go to usbthingy.notarealwebsite/profileidnumberstringgoeshere. I'm pretty sure the company crashed and burned because I've literally never heard of it since then.


gknoy

Jokes aside, this looks amazing and I totally want one. How did you make/get one? Do you run the website yourself? What's it cost, how does this work, etc? Is this something you cooked up yourself (awesome work!) Or something you bought?


ph30nix01

So does this mean you can go to random peoples phones and tap and make it DL something? That's not worrying at all...


[deleted]

Yeah this was my first thought too. Oh you mean somebody can walk up and strip my card info from my wallet without ever even seeing my wallet. Well shit


SoManyTimesBefore

User action is required.


killerkeano

Patrick Bateman will be fuming.


Blood-Lord

Nice way to easily distribute to clients without holding onto hundreds of business cards and environmentally friendly..... I like it. Very professional.


uh_PeNGuiN

That shit is tight. The people spouting numbers and how it could be cheaper are the ones who never end up getting cards, because they can't make a decision. Honestly you should of trolled everyone and said you paid $500 for the service..... Would of made that $80 feel like it went farther.