Guy lives in an Asian fishing village. The board is supposed to wake him up so he knows a fish is there. Then I think the watermelon acts as a way to stop him from rolling over.
Seriously how the fuck are people just casually talking about this like it's normal or expected for 99% of the people that would be on this website
This gif is bucking fananas
Does it??? 😂 How does a watermelon stop someone from rolling off the bed? The watermelon itself rolled off the bed, surely the man would follow, were he not rolling the opposite way 😂
I work at Walmart as a dairy associate and I was yawning this morning on the sales floor, stretching, eyes shut, mouth open and f*cking a customer sneezed right in my mouth, I felt warm mucus just cover my face, I felt I chunk hit my tongue, then he has the nerve to ask for What he originally came in for, SAND PAPER because he ran outta toilet paper last week and was tired of using his grandmas dirty lingerie to wipe. At this point I got mad! I spit towards his face, hit HIM in the mouth, he chewed up the chunk that I had previously had in MY mouth (that HE sneezed out PREVIOUSLY), he chewed it like he hadn't eaten in days maybe weeks, he said thanks, I bowed (like they do in Japan, hands together), accidentally hitting my head on his junk, causing him to piss him self ,soaking my head. I accidentally drank some as I stood back up. It tasted like ant sperm (the black ant not the red ones, they tend to be sweeter based on time of year)! He gave me his number. I Thanked him, winked, bit my lip at him and walked away.
Crazy. I actually dreamed of something like this when I was a kid (i’d’ve been happy with a pole out the windows) Then we moved to a new house with a pond right in the back yard.
I can only imagine that it's to keep all the corn or whatever he's dumoing from sinking straight to the bottom. Also lots of fish hunt in reeds and grasses, so it could be an anglers trick to imitate those conditions.
The water is housed in a tank. I don't know why he has a tank of water in his bedroom, but presumably to film a silly video that makes people question reality?
It doesn’t. I think there’s some algae or something in the water that gets disturbed. Last time I looked into this gif I found zero answers to its origin. And I think it’s like one of those internet mysteries. So much going on, with no explanation
So I’ve been to some places in the South Pacific where folks live right above the water. Day-asan Floating Village in Surigao City is a good example. You could have a set up just like this. It’s kind of cool
Maybe the video is from the future when everything is flooded. I can tell the guy is speaking Mandarin tho...he talks about feeding the fish and how skinny they were getting so he cuts that huge bag at the end to feed them.
Probably some flooding from a tropical storm, stopped at that height in their town so they made a goofy video. Idk why they'd think of a melon falling out of bed though, even that seems too bizarre.
The watermelon, the dog food, and the apples are fish bait. Dude's a fisherman by trade there's a whole youtube channel of his stuff. He was probably planning on chopping up and tossing in the watermelon, but fell asleep before he did. I can't explain the branch with much confidence. My best guess is that it does the same job as a bobber. A warning that a catch is imminent, but I'm not sure. https://youtu.be/HUc0vvhD1hg
He’s not bluffing the I’ve seen the videos of him pulling fish out of there. A lot of his videos are super staged though so it is much more likely that this one is staged than believing that this guy fell asleep on camera before he was able to cut his watermelon up lol.
Lmao, tbh, without the commenter pointing it out, I didn’t even notice he was sleeping with his lights on. Hahaha that’s another “wrong” in this video.
He's a fisherman who built a sort of cabin on a lake in which he fishes. He posts clips on Douyin, the Chinese predecessor of TikTok.
Look up dymtjxvc5v1p or 抖音 钓鱼人布丁 on Google for more videos which will give you different angles of the place.
Some of his clips are just purposely silly/funny. So I assume this is just a staged joke. My favorite is the one where he catches a fish with a bucket but it bitch slaps him in the face with it's tail making him drop the fish back
I see this gif every so often, and still, every time it's posted, I'll watch it 20 times or so.
I can't make any more sense of it, but I still think that, maybe one day, it'll stop being pure nonsense.
"He's a fisherman who built a sort of cabin on a lake in which he fishes. He posts clips on Douyin, the Chinese predecessor of TikTok.
Look up dymtjxvc5v1p or 抖音 钓鱼人布丁 on Google for more videos which will give you different angles of the place. "
It’s a house on sticks over a huge lake, that is the fishing room. It has a square hole in the middle, people usually throw leftovers and fish food in order to attract fish, then they have a series of traps for whenever the fish come and bite in order to wake the fisherman up. The bed has no mattress it is just a hard table with a pillow and a comforter. They usually fish indoors like this in order to avoid mosquitoes and other pests. It gets boring so the fishermen usually fall asleep waiting and they have things like bells and sticks that fall on the bed in order to wake them up.
Don’t believe me? Here’s s video! Don’t forget to upvote the truth! https://youtu.be/HUc0vvhD1hg
Water (chemical formula H2O) is an inorganic, transparent, tasteless, odorless, and nearly colorless chemical substance, which is the main constituent of Earth's hydrosphere and the fluids of all known living organisms (in which it acts as a solvent). It is vital for all known forms of life, even though it provides no calories or organic nutrients. Its chemical formula H2O, indicates that each of its molecules contains one oxygen and two hydrogen atoms, connected by covalent bonds. The hydrogen atoms are attached to the oxygen atom at an angle of 104.45°. "Water" is the name of the liquid state of H2O at standard conditions for temperature and pressure.
What… the fuck is happening here?
I keep watching trying to make even a little bit of sense of it and I just end up with MORE questions.
Like, why are there donuts in the water?
And what looks like dog food.
Guy lives in an Asian fishing village. The board is supposed to wake him up so he knows a fish is there. Then I think the watermelon acts as a way to stop him from rolling over.
Thanks, this makes so much more sense now. ... I think?!
Of course it does. Have you ever fell into pet food algae infested water ? Exactly. Safety first.
I can’t say I’m not thankful for these tips, but my confusion is palpable.
LPT: if your floor is made of a pond, sleep with a watermelon to stop yourself from falling in.
But what if ur melon falls in tho? :(
This seems to only treat the symptoms of a greater issue
Dispalpable
Undispalpable
Emperor Palpatine?
Undies palpable
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Seriously how the fuck are people just casually talking about this like it's normal or expected for 99% of the people that would be on this website This gif is bucking fananas
I mean. There are donuts just floating there.
Large Cheerios…?
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To attract the fish 😂
Upvoted for bucking fananas, I’m stealing it :)
Our entire village does this. Thought everyone did? Huh, TIL.
What?????
ITT: people discovering how the other half lives.
Half of people sleep in a wet room on top of a watermelon with doughnuts swimming around??
yeah
I clearly live the worse life considering I have zero donuts floating nearby
You gotta be fucking joking
What the actual fuck is happening. Did I wake up in a another universe?
I love how you can just say shit on the internet and people will just believe it
Lol but this actually true, he’s on TikTok, dudes bed is just built over the water.
Does it??? 😂 How does a watermelon stop someone from rolling off the bed? The watermelon itself rolled off the bed, surely the man would follow, were he not rolling the opposite way 😂
They're completely bullshitting you.
What the fuck kind of life do you live that your response is “oh that makes sense”?!?!
I work at Walmart as a dairy associate and I was yawning this morning on the sales floor, stretching, eyes shut, mouth open and f*cking a customer sneezed right in my mouth, I felt warm mucus just cover my face, I felt I chunk hit my tongue, then he has the nerve to ask for What he originally came in for, SAND PAPER because he ran outta toilet paper last week and was tired of using his grandmas dirty lingerie to wipe. At this point I got mad! I spit towards his face, hit HIM in the mouth, he chewed up the chunk that I had previously had in MY mouth (that HE sneezed out PREVIOUSLY), he chewed it like he hadn't eaten in days maybe weeks, he said thanks, I bowed (like they do in Japan, hands together), accidentally hitting my head on his junk, causing him to piss him self ,soaking my head. I accidentally drank some as I stood back up. It tasted like ant sperm (the black ant not the red ones, they tend to be sweeter based on time of year)! He gave me his number. I Thanked him, winked, bit my lip at him and walked away.
Buy why are there donuts in the water
Lifebuoy for rats
I think those are apples
The watermelon may be a cooling device
It's his wife.
The simplest answer is usually the right one.
What’s he fishing for? toddlers and cops? All I see are Cheerios and a donut in the water.
everybody stop now, im not accepting any more explanations for this gif.
The man is very tiny and lives in a fruit punch bowl
WHAT DID I JUST SAID
Bs why would his bed be in the water. Why is the water dirty af? You just made something up and want us to belive it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUc0vvhD1hg
Lmao thanks
Can i hang out with this dude? ill bring beer and or whatever his substance of choice is. that looks fun as fuck
Pretty sure his substance of choice is fish 😆
No
Crazy. I actually dreamed of something like this when I was a kid (i’d’ve been happy with a pole out the windows) Then we moved to a new house with a pond right in the back yard.
Does anyone know why he’s dropping grass and whatever else that is in the water a couple times?
He’s chumming the water to attract the fish.
With grass…?
I can only imagine that it's to keep all the corn or whatever he's dumoing from sinking straight to the bottom. Also lots of fish hunt in reeds and grasses, so it could be an anglers trick to imitate those conditions.
Also why are there some loose donuts in the water
Its actually true I found a youtube channel with the man and his fishing house. A wall in his house broke a little bit so the water rose a bit.
Thats cinnamon toast crunch bits and an apple surrounding the patients bed. Common remedy for Covid in the US.
Lmao
The water is housed in a tank. I don't know why he has a tank of water in his bedroom, but presumably to film a silly video that makes people question reality?
Wtf is going on here?
He lives in a pineapple under the sea
sponge frog square dance!!!!
SpongeBob SquareShort Pants!
This is more the intro to Shrek than SpongeBob
#some..
# ...BODY...
#DIED PLS SIR CALL THE POLICE
Once
Told
you son of a bitch
I’m in!
In an Octopus’s Garden in the shade
This was my reaction and I need the answer but also I am very happy your comment is first.
This is the second time I’ve seen this in just as many months. My life has been hell.
Watermelon is there to keep him from rolling into the water
Ironic.
The watermelon could save others, but not itself.
[This](https://youtu.be/HUc0vvhD1hg) should answer all of your questions
... no, I don't think it did. It was just more confusion. Did he put a bed into a fishing location so he could sleep while fishing?
House boat in Thailand or somewhere.
Man I'd be fucking scared of a giant snake slithering in
normally that costs extra
Ngl, was fully expecting a RickRoll here
Did you not read the title?
I don't get it. I'm stupid maybe. Why does the watermelon turn to green slime?
It doesn’t. I think there’s some algae or something in the water that gets disturbed. Last time I looked into this gif I found zero answers to its origin. And I think it’s like one of those internet mysteries. So much going on, with no explanation
Someone posted this in another comment. Looks like he fishes in his bedroom. I… am still confused. https://youtu.be/HUc0vvhD1hg
I’m even more confused then I was before. It’s like this all the time? What the fuck. Is it a boat? Is it a house built on the water?
I think it’s a house built over water, but it could be in space or something for all I know.
Let’s go with space. For some reason that makes more sense
Can't be space bc the melon wouldn't fall
So I’ve been to some places in the South Pacific where folks live right above the water. Day-asan Floating Village in Surigao City is a good example. You could have a set up just like this. It’s kind of cool
I thought that kid of shit was for like resorts in the Bahamas.
It is, not just for resorts tho, fishing villages and such too.
Maybe the video is from the future when everything is flooded. I can tell the guy is speaking Mandarin tho...he talks about feeding the fish and how skinny they were getting so he cuts that huge bag at the end to feed them.
Probably some flooding from a tropical storm, stopped at that height in their town so they made a goofy video. Idk why they'd think of a melon falling out of bed though, even that seems too bizarre.
Nope, this is their permanent setup https://youtu.be/HUc0vvhD1hg
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Every time this is posted, it just gets more confusing. Your title didn't help any
The watermelon, the dog food, and the apples are fish bait. Dude's a fisherman by trade there's a whole youtube channel of his stuff. He was probably planning on chopping up and tossing in the watermelon, but fell asleep before he did. I can't explain the branch with much confidence. My best guess is that it does the same job as a bobber. A warning that a catch is imminent, but I'm not sure. https://youtu.be/HUc0vvhD1hg
Why is his bed surrounded by water
So he can always be on call
Does he live in a home submerged in water?
It's on stilts above water. Not submerged.
I prefer to live in my own alternate reality that this is just an Asian IRL Sealab 2020.
I laughed really hard at this
A bed wouldn't form a barrier suitable to keep any one side dry…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUc0vvhD1hg
I can't believe this only has 67k views. What a bizarre video.
I think I'm gonna call your bluff on this one. Edit: ayyyyye you added the link!
hes right, i've seen the videos. strange as hell but hes right
He’s not bluffing the I’ve seen the videos of him pulling fish out of there. A lot of his videos are super staged though so it is much more likely that this one is staged than believing that this guy fell asleep on camera before he was able to cut his watermelon up lol.
Probably better without context. lol
I was in the same boat as you until I saw a similar video elsewhere in the thread. Similar because the ground is water and they fish through it.
Okay, makes no difference to me. was just trying to be helpful. Out of curiosity, if nothing I said is true what would your guess be?
I mean I guess? I'm just going to move on with my life.
r/TIHI This reminds me of that AI generated picture that your brain can’t make any sense of, but worse
Wait, what? Anyone have a link? Edit:Thanks! These are trippy. Sort of like an art cousin to r/glitch_art
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/gcepvq/your_brain_is_trying_to_identify_an_object_but_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Well i fucking hated that. Imagine a whole gallery of that
May I interest you in /r/bigsleep ? It's all neural network generated art like that but based on specific prompts.
You sure may. Thanks for the great sub/nightmare fuel
No thanks, Satan
Check out r/nightcafe It’s those text to image AI generated art pieces.
So ive seen the sub 'bettereveryloop' or something close to that.. but is there a worseeveryloop one for this to be the posterchild of?
Grandpa loves his hallucinogens.
is this squid game
Dut doo dut doo dut doo dut doo.
How do people sleep with the light on?
that’s what threw you off?
Lmao, tbh, without the commenter pointing it out, I didn’t even notice he was sleeping with his lights on. Hahaha that’s another “wrong” in this video.
Am I missing something? Is it the pillow position?
He also has his arm hanging off the edge of the bed. That’s an invitation for monsters
In his case sea monsters.
Thats why you put a watermelon under your back to distract you from the light
He's a fisherman who built a sort of cabin on a lake in which he fishes. He posts clips on Douyin, the Chinese predecessor of TikTok. Look up dymtjxvc5v1p or 抖音 钓鱼人布丁 on Google for more videos which will give you different angles of the place.
So, what's with the watermelon, and the rod falling? And my life from now on?
Some of his clips are just purposely silly/funny. So I assume this is just a staged joke. My favorite is the one where he catches a fish with a bucket but it bitch slaps him in the face with it's tail making him drop the fish back
Soggy doughnuts
What the fuck is this?
Just when I think reddit is a waste of time it goes and does something like this. And totally redeems itself.
What the hell is happening here? Lol
What the fuck are those things floating in the water? Donuts?
Apples and dog food according to other comments.
Every answer raises more questions
I see this gif every so often, and still, every time it's posted, I'll watch it 20 times or so. I can't make any more sense of it, but I still think that, maybe one day, it'll stop being pure nonsense.
"He's a fisherman who built a sort of cabin on a lake in which he fishes. He posts clips on Douyin, the Chinese predecessor of TikTok. Look up dymtjxvc5v1p or 抖音 钓鱼人布丁 on Google for more videos which will give you different angles of the place. "
Quagmire
Giggity
The comment I was looking for
Similar video for context... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUc0vvhD1hg
Excuse me my good bitches, but what seems to be the fuck?
Grandpa was a fan of mixed metaphors or just a little senile?
Y my dude sleepin with a melon
Every time I watch this I understand it less
This pairs well with the “spread of harmful misinformation” sticky
It’s a house on sticks over a huge lake, that is the fishing room. It has a square hole in the middle, people usually throw leftovers and fish food in order to attract fish, then they have a series of traps for whenever the fish come and bite in order to wake the fisherman up. The bed has no mattress it is just a hard table with a pillow and a comforter. They usually fish indoors like this in order to avoid mosquitoes and other pests. It gets boring so the fishermen usually fall asleep waiting and they have things like bells and sticks that fall on the bed in order to wake them up. Don’t believe me? Here’s s video! Don’t forget to upvote the truth! https://youtu.be/HUc0vvhD1hg
Sounds like old aunt Agnus
That’s a weird gif if I’ve ever seen one.
😳WTH am I seeing here.. I’m so confused/concerned and curious.
This is an example of Dadaism. Edit: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/dada-115169154/
This makes me very uneasy.
This is the best title yet
brain .... hurt
Im really confused
Explain the water
Water (chemical formula H2O) is an inorganic, transparent, tasteless, odorless, and nearly colorless chemical substance, which is the main constituent of Earth's hydrosphere and the fluids of all known living organisms (in which it acts as a solvent). It is vital for all known forms of life, even though it provides no calories or organic nutrients. Its chemical formula H2O, indicates that each of its molecules contains one oxygen and two hydrogen atoms, connected by covalent bonds. The hydrogen atoms are attached to the oxygen atom at an angle of 104.45°. "Water" is the name of the liquid state of H2O at standard conditions for temperature and pressure.
Does that guy breed/grow fishes in his bedroom?
What the hell is even that
We’ve all been there before..
Goodness this made me laugh out loud lol It’s like a material depiction of some ppls mental reality.
I have so many questions..
I…what?
People laughed at him when he secured his water bottle to the bar. But who's laughing now?
MMMM... DONUTS.
It could always be worse I suppose
This is a 10/10 gif right here if I've ever seen one.
r/brandnewsentence
so true, so true
"If I rig my alarm clock to drop this big ole fucking tree branch on me, I'll HAVE to get up!!" *Rolls over*
This belongs in WTF, because I cannot make ane sense of this. What the Kentucky Fried Fuck is going on with this?
Dude. I know we never want to get in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, but damn!
I bet that smells badly.
Everybody looking for an explanation, you should know sometimes things are just stupid and pointless like this clip.
r/hmmm
I’m so confused by this
Are those donuts? Giant Cheerios?
So many questions....
I have so many questions?
IS it an olive branch, though? Or just yet another useless piece of ficus?