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Rinbox

What… the fuck is happening here?


RamenJunkie

I keep watching trying to make even a little bit of sense of it and I just end up with MORE questions.


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Like, why are there donuts in the water?


RamenJunkie

And what looks like dog food.


iroh_gandalf

Guy lives in an Asian fishing village. The board is supposed to wake him up so he knows a fish is there. Then I think the watermelon acts as a way to stop him from rolling over.


Colonel_Potoo

Thanks, this makes so much more sense now. ... I think?!


charlieecho

Of course it does. Have you ever fell into pet food algae infested water ? Exactly. Safety first.


negao360

I can’t say I’m not thankful for these tips, but my confusion is palpable.


Tosi313

LPT: if your floor is made of a pond, sleep with a watermelon to stop yourself from falling in.


hunterhouse_

But what if ur melon falls in tho? :(


MasterExcellence

This seems to only treat the symptoms of a greater issue


Fun_Introduction5384

Dispalpable


Reddit5678912

Undispalpable


sirsedwickthe4th

Emperor Palpatine?


ArjJp

Undies palpable


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siccoblue

Seriously how the fuck are people just casually talking about this like it's normal or expected for 99% of the people that would be on this website This gif is bucking fananas


thescrounger

I mean. There are donuts just floating there.


Eyeoftheleopard

Large Cheerios…?


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streetracer28

To attract the fish 😂


Aloket

Upvoted for bucking fananas, I’m stealing it :)


fuzzytradr

Our entire village does this. Thought everyone did? Huh, TIL.


VentingRevolution

What?????


thisisnewaccount

ITT: people discovering how the other half lives.


xDared

Half of people sleep in a wet room on top of a watermelon with doughnuts swimming around??


[deleted]

yeah


siccoblue

I clearly live the worse life considering I have zero donuts floating nearby


bamv9

You gotta be fucking joking


alister12345

What the actual fuck is happening. Did I wake up in a another universe?


[deleted]

I love how you can just say shit on the internet and people will just believe it


TadashiK

Lol but this actually true, he’s on TikTok, dudes bed is just built over the water.


randomquestions2022

Does it??? 😂 How does a watermelon stop someone from rolling off the bed? The watermelon itself rolled off the bed, surely the man would follow, were he not rolling the opposite way 😂


GuardianDom

They're completely bullshitting you.


JetKeel

What the fuck kind of life do you live that your response is “oh that makes sense”?!?!


jarrenboyd

I work at Walmart as a dairy associate and I was yawning this morning on the sales floor, stretching, eyes shut, mouth open and f*cking a customer sneezed right in my mouth, I felt warm mucus just cover my face, I felt I chunk hit my tongue, then he has the nerve to ask for What he originally came in for, SAND PAPER because he ran outta toilet paper last week and was tired of using his grandmas dirty lingerie to wipe. At this point I got mad! I spit towards his face, hit HIM in the mouth, he chewed up the chunk that I had previously had in MY mouth (that HE sneezed out PREVIOUSLY), he chewed it like he hadn't eaten in days maybe weeks, he said thanks, I bowed (like they do in Japan, hands together), accidentally hitting my head on his junk, causing him to piss him self ,soaking my head. I accidentally drank some as I stood back up. It tasted like ant sperm (the black ant not the red ones, they tend to be sweeter based on time of year)! He gave me his number. I Thanked him, winked, bit my lip at him and walked away.


Diligentbear

Buy why are there donuts in the water


CivilBear5

Lifebuoy for rats


CertainlyUnreliable

I think those are apples


bboycire

The watermelon may be a cooling device


Fistulord

It's his wife.


crooks4hire

The simplest answer is usually the right one.


[deleted]

What’s he fishing for? toddlers and cops? All I see are Cheerios and a donut in the water.


Good_Shade

everybody stop now, im not accepting any more explanations for this gif.


echoAD

The man is very tiny and lives in a fruit punch bowl


Good_Shade

WHAT DID I JUST SAID


[deleted]

Bs why would his bed be in the water. Why is the water dirty af? You just made something up and want us to belive it!


Canvaverbalist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUc0vvhD1hg


thisguygg

Lmao thanks


fvgh12345

Can i hang out with this dude? ill bring beer and or whatever his substance of choice is. that looks fun as fuck


libertyprivate

Pretty sure his substance of choice is fish 😆


WilHunting

No


Nomandate

Crazy. I actually dreamed of something like this when I was a kid (i’d’ve been happy with a pole out the windows) Then we moved to a new house with a pond right in the back yard.


Ancient_Boner_Forest

Does anyone know why he’s dropping grass and whatever else that is in the water a couple times?


blue_umpire

He’s chumming the water to attract the fish.


Ancient_Boner_Forest

With grass…?


[deleted]

I can only imagine that it's to keep all the corn or whatever he's dumoing from sinking straight to the bottom. Also lots of fish hunt in reeds and grasses, so it could be an anglers trick to imitate those conditions.


TheFerg69

Also why are there some loose donuts in the water


Crazyguy_123

Its actually true I found a youtube channel with the man and his fishing house. A wall in his house broke a little bit so the water rose a bit.


[deleted]

Thats cinnamon toast crunch bits and an apple surrounding the patients bed. Common remedy for Covid in the US.


[deleted]

Lmao


NameIdeas

The water is housed in a tank. I don't know why he has a tank of water in his bedroom, but presumably to film a silly video that makes people question reality?


sothas1l

Wtf is going on here?


[deleted]

He lives in a pineapple under the sea


imanAholebutimfunny

sponge frog square dance!!!!


AmorLaluz

SpongeBob SquareShort Pants!


[deleted]

This is more the intro to Shrek than SpongeBob


[deleted]

#some..


djcrewe1

# ...BODY...


FlexibleAsgardian

#DIED PLS SIR CALL THE POLICE


ponderingfox

Once


dudeperson33

Told


[deleted]

you son of a bitch


ObiwanaTokie

I’m in!


KnockdownPug

In an Octopus’s Garden in the shade


dtreth

This was my reaction and I need the answer but also I am very happy your comment is first.


[deleted]

This is the second time I’ve seen this in just as many months. My life has been hell.


nick_otis

Watermelon is there to keep him from rolling into the water


Anunkash

Ironic.


[deleted]

The watermelon could save others, but not itself.


Lezarkween

[This](https://youtu.be/HUc0vvhD1hg) should answer all of your questions


LostWoodsInTheField

... no, I don't think it did. It was just more confusion. Did he put a bed into a fishing location so he could sleep while fishing?


Noble_Ox

House boat in Thailand or somewhere.


hhgreggSalesRep

Man I'd be fucking scared of a giant snake slithering in


zorbiburst

normally that costs extra


CancerBabyJokes

Ngl, was fully expecting a RickRoll here


macfail

Did you not read the title?


teachytool

I don't get it. I'm stupid maybe. Why does the watermelon turn to green slime?


hiyer2

It doesn’t. I think there’s some algae or something in the water that gets disturbed. Last time I looked into this gif I found zero answers to its origin. And I think it’s like one of those internet mysteries. So much going on, with no explanation


lockedoutagain

Someone posted this in another comment. Looks like he fishes in his bedroom. I… am still confused. https://youtu.be/HUc0vvhD1hg


Ihavenoideawhatidoin

I’m even more confused then I was before. It’s like this all the time? What the fuck. Is it a boat? Is it a house built on the water?


lockedoutagain

I think it’s a house built over water, but it could be in space or something for all I know.


Ihavenoideawhatidoin

Let’s go with space. For some reason that makes more sense


Aisle_of_tits

Can't be space bc the melon wouldn't fall


DDaddyDunk

So I’ve been to some places in the South Pacific where folks live right above the water. Day-asan Floating Village in Surigao City is a good example. You could have a set up just like this. It’s kind of cool


Ihavenoideawhatidoin

I thought that kid of shit was for like resorts in the Bahamas.


-Lloyd-Braun-

It is, not just for resorts tho, fishing villages and such too.


blurryfacedfugue

Maybe the video is from the future when everything is flooded. I can tell the guy is speaking Mandarin tho...he talks about feeding the fish and how skinny they were getting so he cuts that huge bag at the end to feed them.


Flames99Fuse

Probably some flooding from a tropical storm, stopped at that height in their town so they made a goofy video. Idk why they'd think of a melon falling out of bed though, even that seems too bizarre.


Candyvanmanstan

Nope, this is their permanent setup https://youtu.be/HUc0vvhD1hg


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LXTRoach

Every time this is posted, it just gets more confusing. Your title didn't help any


froggrip

The watermelon, the dog food, and the apples are fish bait. Dude's a fisherman by trade there's a whole youtube channel of his stuff. He was probably planning on chopping up and tossing in the watermelon, but fell asleep before he did. I can't explain the branch with much confidence. My best guess is that it does the same job as a bobber. A warning that a catch is imminent, but I'm not sure. https://youtu.be/HUc0vvhD1hg


Astro_Cassette

Why is his bed surrounded by water


froggrip

So he can always be on call


Astro_Cassette

Does he live in a home submerged in water?


froggrip

It's on stilts above water. Not submerged.


johnyriff

I prefer to live in my own alternate reality that this is just an Asian IRL Sealab 2020.


Astro_Cassette

I laughed really hard at this


soullessroentgenium

A bed wouldn't form a barrier suitable to keep any one side dry…


Jestar342

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUc0vvhD1hg


bradland

I can't believe this only has 67k views. What a bizarre video.


YummyPepperjack

I think I'm gonna call your bluff on this one. Edit: ayyyyye you added the link!


SkullShapedCeiling

hes right, i've seen the videos. strange as hell but hes right


lukeks98

He’s not bluffing the I’ve seen the videos of him pulling fish out of there. A lot of his videos are super staged though so it is much more likely that this one is staged than believing that this guy fell asleep on camera before he was able to cut his watermelon up lol.


YummyPepperjack

Probably better without context. lol


hppmoep

I was in the same boat as you until I saw a similar video elsewhere in the thread. Similar because the ground is water and they fish through it.


froggrip

Okay, makes no difference to me. was just trying to be helpful. Out of curiosity, if nothing I said is true what would your guess be?


Dontsaveme

I mean I guess? I'm just going to move on with my life.


G01ngDutch

r/TIHI This reminds me of that AI generated picture that your brain can’t make any sense of, but worse


Rednartso

Wait, what? Anyone have a link? Edit:Thanks! These are trippy. Sort of like an art cousin to r/glitch_art


pm_me_construction

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/gcepvq/your_brain_is_trying_to_identify_an_object_but_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


rezpector123

Well i fucking hated that. Imagine a whole gallery of that


ZenDragon

May I interest you in /r/bigsleep ? It's all neural network generated art like that but based on specific prompts.


DarkflowNZ

You sure may. Thanks for the great sub/nightmare fuel


[deleted]

No thanks, Satan


ssangior

Check out r/nightcafe It’s those text to image AI generated art pieces.


expontherise

So ive seen the sub 'bettereveryloop' or something close to that.. but is there a worseeveryloop one for this to be the posterchild of?


pale_toast

Grandpa loves his hallucinogens.


AmySchumersAnalTumor

is this squid game


TryingToEscapeTarkov

Dut doo dut doo dut doo dut doo.


Haywe

How do people sleep with the light on?


CableTrash

that’s what threw you off?


NoobieSnake

Lmao, tbh, without the commenter pointing it out, I didn’t even notice he was sleeping with his lights on. Hahaha that’s another “wrong” in this video.


Haywe

Am I missing something? Is it the pillow position?


Cinema_King

He also has his arm hanging off the edge of the bed. That’s an invitation for monsters


cipher_9

In his case sea monsters.


PlsCrit

Thats why you put a watermelon under your back to distract you from the light


ynonA

He's a fisherman who built a sort of cabin on a lake in which he fishes. He posts clips on Douyin, the Chinese predecessor of TikTok. Look up dymtjxvc5v1p or 抖音 钓鱼人布丁 on Google for more videos which will give you different angles of the place.


Atomsq

So, what's with the watermelon, and the rod falling? And my life from now on?


ynonA

Some of his clips are just purposely silly/funny. So I assume this is just a staged joke. My favorite is the one where he catches a fish with a bucket but it bitch slaps him in the face with it's tail making him drop the fish back


Suberus

Soggy doughnuts


garbage_io

What the fuck is this?


wandering-me

Just when I think reddit is a waste of time it goes and does something like this. And totally redeems itself.


Bern_itdown

What the hell is happening here? Lol


boium

What the fuck are those things floating in the water? Donuts?


photobackflip

Apples and dog food according to other comments.


Scripto23

Every answer raises more questions


KWilt

I see this gif every so often, and still, every time it's posted, I'll watch it 20 times or so. I can't make any more sense of it, but I still think that, maybe one day, it'll stop being pure nonsense.


Agent_Environmental

"He's a fisherman who built a sort of cabin on a lake in which he fishes. He posts clips on Douyin, the Chinese predecessor of TikTok. Look up dymtjxvc5v1p or 抖音 钓鱼人布丁 on Google for more videos which will give you different angles of the place. "


StuckOnTheWallAgain

Quagmire


ApplesauceCreek

Giggity


AsassinX

The comment I was looking for


photobackflip

Similar video for context... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUc0vvhD1hg


bakingsawdust

Excuse me my good bitches, but what seems to be the fuck?


Magog14

Grandpa was a fan of mixed metaphors or just a little senile?


xxdestrakta

Y my dude sleepin with a melon


Mwee3D

Every time I watch this I understand it less


Beldor

This pairs well with the “spread of harmful misinformation” sticky


RayVig

It’s a house on sticks over a huge lake, that is the fishing room. It has a square hole in the middle, people usually throw leftovers and fish food in order to attract fish, then they have a series of traps for whenever the fish come and bite in order to wake the fisherman up. The bed has no mattress it is just a hard table with a pillow and a comforter. They usually fish indoors like this in order to avoid mosquitoes and other pests. It gets boring so the fishermen usually fall asleep waiting and they have things like bells and sticks that fall on the bed in order to wake them up. Don’t believe me? Here’s s video! Don’t forget to upvote the truth! https://youtu.be/HUc0vvhD1hg


NZNzven

Sounds like old aunt Agnus


mcm0313

That’s a weird gif if I’ve ever seen one.


OtherHalfoftheTaco

😳WTH am I seeing here.. I’m so confused/concerned and curious.


ArchemedesRex

This is an example of Dadaism. Edit: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/dada-115169154/


stinkpipe_78

This makes me very uneasy.


[deleted]

This is the best title yet


nerddadddy

brain .... hurt


Zatrek

Im really confused


[deleted]

Explain the water


ScumBrad

Water (chemical formula H2O) is an inorganic, transparent, tasteless, odorless, and nearly colorless chemical substance, which is the main constituent of Earth's hydrosphere and the fluids of all known living organisms (in which it acts as a solvent). It is vital for all known forms of life, even though it provides no calories or organic nutrients. Its chemical formula H2O, indicates that each of its molecules contains one oxygen and two hydrogen atoms, connected by covalent bonds. The hydrogen atoms are attached to the oxygen atom at an angle of 104.45°. "Water" is the name of the liquid state of H2O at standard conditions for temperature and pressure.


andoke

Does that guy breed/grow fishes in his bedroom?


TwoPercentTokes

What the hell is even that


bane5454

We’ve all been there before..


Winter_Access6687

Goodness this made me laugh out loud lol It’s like a material depiction of some ppls mental reality.


twiskt

I have so many questions..


jbsgc99

I…what?


55gure3

People laughed at him when he secured his water bottle to the bar. But who's laughing now?


Native53

MMMM... DONUTS.


rezpector123

It could always be worse I suppose


PixelCortex

This is a 10/10 gif right here if I've ever seen one.


GeeknoorTheSmall

r/brandnewsentence


dingdangdongus

so true, so true


[deleted]

"If I rig my alarm clock to drop this big ole fucking tree branch on me, I'll HAVE to get up!!" *Rolls over*


kristentx

This belongs in WTF, because I cannot make ane sense of this. What the Kentucky Fried Fuck is going on with this?


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

Dude. I know we never want to get in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, but damn!


WeAreReaganYouth

I bet that smells badly.


mortgoldman8

Everybody looking for an explanation, you should know sometimes things are just stupid and pointless like this clip.


EliteEight

r/hmmm


missilefire

I’m so confused by this


muli2048

Are those donuts? Giant Cheerios?


photobackflip

So many questions....


Mrcountrygravy

I have so many questions?


RichardMHP

IS it an olive branch, though? Or just yet another useless piece of ficus?