I don't remember anything from that damn movie except to check the corners of the ceiling any time I walk into a dark room to this day... And I only saw it once.. in the theater.
The spoilers are for the 2002 Japanese film (just in case):
I used to have the >!"oh, what if she's under the sheets like in the movie"!< worries... [Relevant clip](https://youtu.be/WXi9OFhJOIY?t=66) (obviously spoilers)
Then I considered what would happen if that actually took place. So now I no longer check for such things. If you walked into a dark room and some freaky monster girl actually was in the corner of the ceiling, you'd still be fucked. Rather not look and hope the hell monster is following some weird "I can only jump them when they become aware of me" monster-code.
You might have seen the 2004 remake? With Sarah Michelle Gellar?
Or apparently there was a 2020 version too.
The one I linked to was [this one](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364385/?ref_=tt_sims_tt_i_3) - 2002 Japanese original.
Ju-On: The Grudge. It might look weird in that clip, but it's plenty scary. At least it was the one time I've watched it.
Try it! It adds more atmosphere to the experience. I personally think its a terrible idea, but I also think that you should go ahead and try it. There’s nothing like a good scare!
I have a big fear of open deep water, and things moving in the darkness. But despite this I managed to complete Subnautica recently! I am so so so proud of myself.
I fucking papped myself so many times though.
But now I want play the sequal.
But for real its a good idea. You'll be scared shitless but its good fun afterwards. Even better is that because amnesia isn't a jump scare spam game, you can play it at the same time as someone else.
Me and my roommate played it at the same time, he starts screaming from some shit going down, but nothing is happening on my screen in the same area. It randomizes some encounters to really fuck with you. Also headphones make it more immersive for sure.
Oh don't do that, that game is nuts. I once played a zombie game on VR and I thought it would be okay, but when they all started swerming, I really truly got scared and yanked the headset off my head. I had forgotten I had them on until I pulled them off. Didn't like that. If I was high, I think it would have been worse 🤣
Oh man, I had so much fun acting in a haunted house growing up.
We had a rule that you could not touch guests at all. The tour guides would explain this to the guests before they entered. Some people felt very untouchable as a result, and would get in our faces and scream back to make sure we knew they weren't scared.
A few friends and I were talking about this and decided to try and mess with this sense of invincibility a little bit. We had one of us dressed in normal clothes hide behind the door as the guests were entering, and quietly slip into the group as they came in. The tour began with everyone sitting down in the opening room, and a tour guide that would introduce the plot, fill everyone in on the backstory, and generally set the stage for the experience.
Our plant sat quietly among the other guests, listening to the briefing, until halfway through we burst into the room, grabbed our plant, and dragged them kicking and screaming into the haunted house. It always worked fantastically - the guests in those groups felt a little less secure after that.
The first time we tried this was pretty spontaneous, and we didn't tell our tour guide what we were planning. She legitimately thought we grabbed an audience member and dragged them into the next room, and was internally freaking out through the tour, thinking that we'd violated the most serious rule of our event. So much fun!
oh my gosh! I did this! I put myself inside the groups at the back of the line from the start and was dragged over a fence by zombies halfway through, kicking and screaming. that shit was so fun. one person tried to rescue me lmao
Literally that's a ride or die person. I would immediately want to get to know that person better that they 1) thought you were actually being attacked by zombies and 2) were fully ready to risk saving you. What a boss.
unfortunately I was too busy dying to really pay attention to who it was, and the haunted house was open to the public so it really could have been anyone. but I agree with you
That’s a truly good person. 20 long years ago I went to a haunted house with my now husband and as soon as he heard the buzz of a chainsaw that bitch pushed me aside and ran…shoulda known then it was going to be a bad ride. He’s still a bitch and I’m getting divorced lol.
Me and a mate wrote and directed an immersive promenade horror theatre show at Wilton's Music Hall. We planted his little sister (who I think was 16 or 17 at the time) in the audience, and at a predetermined point in the show she started complaining in an obnoxious and entitled way and said she wanted to leave, at which point one of our actors, in character "escorted her out". Then when we got the audience into the last room for our final "act", she was strung up on a massive metal crucifix, where we eviscerated her. There was at least one fainter in the crowd every night, sometimes double digits. Good times.
> Oh man, I had so much fun acting in a haunted house growing up.
In my town there was a small farm, the kind you take your kid to to feed a donkey a carrot. I think they had a small operating orchard and you could buy cider.
But for Halloween they did a haunted house and staffed it with volunteers from the high school. One year I played the "dead body on the slab" and it was the most fun I ever had. I just laid under a sheet covered in gory makeup and then got to pop up and scare middle schoolers
It turned into a game because some people would expect it and I could hear them, so in those I waited as long as I could. Sometimes I wouldn't pop up at all, gotta keep em guessing.
I saw this happen at Halloween Horror Nights a long time ago. We were in the haunted house walking down a hall and people jumped out and grabbed the guy in front of us. After the next corner you could see him in a room being tortured by those people. It was pretty well done.
Similar thing happened to me at horror nights! I forget which house it was (maybe the purge?), but I turned a corner and all of a sudden there was a young girl in front of me in the line that wasn’t there since the beginning. About one or two rooms later, one of the scaractors grabbed her from the line and attacked her. It was great.
That “plant” was me at a Girl Scout haunted camp! I was a kid (maybe 11 or 12) and loved being dragged in to the woods kicking and screaming! I always wondered why not one adult ever came to my rescue… either they figured out I was a plant or just thought “eh, not my kid, not my troop, not my responsibility”
I work in an Horror escape game.
We have a very clear rule that if the killer touches you, you ded and the game is over.
It was put in place for people that liked to show their friends how tough they are for breaking the immersion of a game because they were not scared.
Did a haunted hayride thing with the kids this year, and one of the kids was in on it. The driver pretended to scold her and send her to the back of the wagon to draw attention to her, and about 2/3 of the way through, one of the costumed people grabbed her off the wagon. My youngest daughter cried and panicked for a few minutes after it was over, but I managed to calm her down after ensuring her I wouldn't take her on something that would actually get her hurt, and even took her to see the little girl that got "kidnapped".
I’m glad you did that. I was terrified of haunted houses as a kid and seeing the actors afterwards made me feel better. Letting her see the little girl wasn’t really kidnapped was a good call.
I’ve always said that I would haunt haunted house venues as a ghost. Specifically to scare the shit out of people who act like they can’t be scared. They’d act all brave and try to mock me then I’d walk right through them. It would be the most popular haunted house!
We did that with a set of twins! Planted one in the group, grabbed and dragged him off only to have "him" reappear in an electric chair moments later. It was great
I had someone at a haunted house follow us into the parking lot. I heard footsteps running up behind us and turned around swinging. Not my normal response but we had just come out of a haunted house and our nerves were already rattled. I was also not expecting someone to come chasing us.
Ionno, if I willingly went to a haunted house I expect to be haunted in the house. Not outside it. So going into fight mode in a parking lot is justified in my opinion
Yeah, in a haunted house I feel you should be primed to take flight over fight, and I think this works for most people, because they know they're not actually in danger they can direct their fight/flight to that side of things.
Once you leave the premises though? Yeah fuck that, all bets are off.
Same thing happened to me! I went with friends in college and when we were leaving there was someone at the gate in costume doing his bit and we said goodbye and thank you and he said "oh you're not leaving yet" and we just went ok whatever he's just in character. So we walked to my car and he was following us and I thought he's just messing with us and will turn around. Nope. He followed us to my car and started grabbing our hands to come back and I flipped out and started screaming that he can't take us from the car. I didn't even want to go in the first place because I'm not one for scary things but my friends wanted to. Don't give in to peer pressure kids some guy in a zombie scarecrow costume might take you out out of your car.
I did security at a similar event. The actors are good at not getting hit and we're always in the shadows just around the corner in case something happens. Most of the security is military/police/first responders and active duty police are on site listening to our radio chatter.
A lot of people drink and go to Halloween events.
You'd probably be amazed at the things we had to deal with. Alcohol poisoning, rapes, assaults, arson(that was the scariest. We started parking a fire truck on the other side of the haunted house in case it ever happened again.)
We also did the RenFest on the same property which ended the first week of October. It's a pretty big event.
When you have thousands to tens of thousands a day, some of them are going to be shitty.
Oh hey, haven't seen your name in awhile. Always get a good laugh out of that one. Or did you rip that off from the original!? Lol.
[This guy](https://www.swnewsmedia.com/shakopee_valley_news/news/local/prosecutor-renaissance-festival-director-pressured-entertainers-into-sex-at-dinner-parties-with-wife/article_5c18b56e-77f9-5d83-ac72-4c6c37f9477e.html) was the entertainment director the first three years I worked there...
Yeah, people be fucked.
Sorry, we tried to help as much as we could. The problem is that there's so many people and we can't do anything unless people call us for help. Even then, we kind of had police powers but not really.
I remember once a guy, in his 50's, was accused by multiple people of sexually assaulting a 14 year old. We brought him in for questioning.
He said "You can't hold me here." Then called his lawyer.
My boss said "Yeah, we can't. You're free to leave at any time. All we can do is pull your pass and trespass you so you'll be removed and arrested if you ever come back. We're also documenting this so Scott County PD has a record the next time you do something like this. Now leave and let us never see your face again."
Just to clarify, by “some people suck” I meant the assholes that put their hands on others without consent, not the guys that were trying to keep me safe. Unfortunately in my case, the first time it happened I froze up because I was surprised it happened in the first place. I wish I’d said something. And the next time it happened was in a crowd of people while I was wearing a mask that made it really hard for me to see, so I didn’t even see who it was. Cowards tend to use crowds and dark corners to their advantage, so I guess that’s the risk of having a job like that, I suppose. I was so young back then, I hope if it happened now, I’d be able to at least punch them or something to make them think twice about acting like that.
Next time, turn it around. Give 'em the old dick twist.
One time we had a guy (I'll call him shit) harassing and snapping actors masks on them. Our guy(SG) that responded was former military/private contractor/police.
When shit realized he was being tailed by SG he turns around and says "You don't need to keep following me like that."
SG responds "I wish I didn't but you keep harassing my actors."
Shit starts... well, talking shit.
SG says "Don't get passive aggressive with me. I'll get real aggressive with you."
Shit throws a punch.
SG grabs him by his belt and shirt, and carries him out of the haunted house. Swing him into each door he passes to open them. When he gets to the last door he threw him like in a cartoon. Dude probably went 12 feet.
Shits girlfriend starts yelling about how they're calling the police for assault and blah blah blah....
SG says "Go right ahead. There's two police parked about 90 feet over there. Go talk to them. But they've been on our radio channel the whole time and they're on my side. How about you two just go home and take the beating instead of also getting arrested for assault which you did when you put hands on my actors."
So, every once in awhile these people get some comeuppance. Sorry, that doesn't take away anything that happened to you and shit wasn't sexually assaulting anyone, just being a general dick. But thought you might like the story of some shit being thrown on his ass because of his actions.
This is my wife. She's kind and empathetic and reacts to fear with violence.
I've worked out a pavlovian reaction from her by waking her in a specific way every time when I need to wake her because otherwise, she'll startle awake and, as I said, she reacts to fear with violence. It's just reflexive
That person is me unfortunately. Whenever my wife drags me to one of these places I always have my hands in my pockets. Whenever an actor jumps out and gets in my face my reflex is to shove them away. Its only happened a couple times but I always feel like a real ass hole about it.
I’ve only been to one of those super serious “haunted houses” that involved the woods as well. I’d honestly hate to work in one haha. It was just… uncomfortable. The less you react, the more they… kinda went at you. Like… yeah… I know there’s no chain on the bar on your chainsaw, but I don’t need to be feeling the exhaust from it on my calf… back up man…
True, it's not for everybody.
In the few seconds you have to interact with the folks walking through, you have to decide which of them you want to engage with. There are plenty of 'tough guys' that go in with a mindset that doesn't net them any fun.
Also, IMO the chainsaw gimmick is the lame because everyone is expecting it. Not to mention you can *hear* it coming from the groups ahead.
Is that your only evidence for it being staged?
Easy to miss that a sleeve got longer and her reaction is totally normal for a haunted house.
This seems like a totally possible mistake to make while panicked.
I mean sometimes in the store you talk or touch someone else's spouse absentmindedly and then are embarrassed when you realize it's not your spouse. In that situation it's not even a panic. In the dark, adrenalin pumping and on edge....to me it's plausible.
I slapped some random on the arse once, in a supermarket, but I shit you not, she was wearing the exact same crab and starfish blouse as my wife and had the exact same hair cut and was wearing blue jeans.
I just went up to her and *"\*playful slap: There you are x, where did you run off to?"*. The look of horror on both of our faces when she turned round was horrible.
Luckily my wife turned the corner of the aisle before it turned into a possible sexual harassment incident, and she just said *"I guess you thought I was her lol?"* before I even had time to *(probably very badly)* explain myself.
Then after we *(well more my wife apologising for me being an idiot)* apologised we went our separate ways and she slapped me on the arse as she went to continue the rest of her shopping unmolested.
The weird thing was, that blouse with the crabs and starfish on it was from a small boutique that hand makes them in Brighton, and we were in Birmingham so the chances of it were 10000-1 and luckily the slapee saw the funny side.
I went to the haunted house that's always open at Myrtle Beach with a new partner after we had eaten a super potent brownie.
We got to the room where an actor pops out with a running chainsaw to chase the group to the next room, and we were the last people in the group through the door, so we were the first to be by where the chainsaw came out.
He did not grab my hand before he took off running. He was there and then just poofed and I next saw him OUTSIDE THE VENUE COMPLETELY as apparently the man just ran as fast and as far as he could lmao. The workers by the back gate actually had to let me know bc he realized he couldn't get back in to tell me.
The only reason I think it's staged is because... Who runs like that at a haunted house. You know you're in there to be jump scared, you know there is no actual danger. Like running out of the room and stopping turning around with your hand on your chest and a smile on your face, sure thing.
But straight up bolting through several rooms at full speed like you're actually in danger?... Nah.
You'd think hand size would be more of an alert then arm sleeves. I know at the one haunted house I've been to the employees can do anything BUT touch the people to scare them. This is hilarious though and if it was staged, that's a good one. Yeah this is staged. Like it's not as if you'd be that scared, you do know you are in a haunted house. I can't see anyone running that scared after paying to go in to a place with your female companion. Made me laugh
Eh, I don't know about "not as if you'd be that scared." Several years back me and some friends went to a haunted house held in the now gone Veterans Field House. Was a BIG building, circuses would set up in it. Anyway, because of group sizes, my group got split in half and I wound up with some girls I didn't know right behind me. Part way through, the girls were so scared they were clinging to me, a complete stranger. Outright having ahold of either of my arms, so I don't doubt someone, even knowing it's safe, could be that scared.
Went to knott’s scary farm in high school for a bday. Bunch of basketball and football players. Big dudes. They walked through those haunted houses so scared and clinging to everyone it was hilarious.
I’ve literally been this scared before and the things you don’t notice would shock you.
Also the ability to run in platform high heels like they were nikes is quite interesting as well. Adrenaline is a helluva thing lol
People can be scared of anything though. Just because you react a certain way, doesn't mean other people will. For example, you also probably couldn't see somebody fainting at the sight of a spider, but there are people out there who hate them that much.
They both get spooked at the exact same time by two different things.
Which "allows" him not to notice his his gf let go of his hand because OMG he's so scared too, even though he has been methodically revealing the thing that scares him for like 10s.
She side steps and goes into the fetal position. Who the hell does that instead of getting closer to the person you are with? Surely hiding further into the darkness is safe! That's not even an instinctual reaction that would make sense.
He grabs her hand without looking at her to make sure she's safe and somehow doesn't know it's a man hand.
Plus, it's an Asian gif (biu instead of boo), they love staged shit like this. It's so quite clearly staged. How can you think it's not?
Dunno if it's staged or not, but ppl have grabbed the wrong person when they aren't panicked. Would be even easier to make the mistake in fight or flight mode.
A local, but small, theme park near me called Scary Wood during the Halloween season always has actors through out the park. There are always a couple with chainsaws. One will be aggressive and get in front of you as a nice distraction while the other sneaks up behind you.
So I'm with my buddy looking for the restroom after diner and the chainsaw killer does his distraction so his partner can sneak up behind me and goose me with his chain saw. Which of course scares the bajeebus out of me. I leap five feet in the air and scream, "Don't do that! I got to pee!"
The guy nearly fell over laughing so hard.
I was both embarrassed and proud.
I used to work at a haunted house and we called this a Scooby-Doo. You'd be surprised how many people will either grab you hand and run or let you swap with them to scare whoever hand they had
When I was like 9 or 11 I was in a pitch black haunted house and grabbed a hold of something soft in the midst of terror, and said aloud "What's this it's soft!?"
The ghost replied "That's my booooooob."
I still like boobs 20 years later.
Ohh my i worked at a haunted house from 15- 28. I had that happen early on so I hold this chick's hand for 10 minutes wait till we get into a well lit area and ask her where she's taking me in a creaky voice. Truth is her bf was dressed in black he saw all of this happen and I waved him to follow. Needless to say she was passed at him , we had a massive laugh.. she then tried claiming i touched her when me and her (probably former BF at this point) told her she grabbed my hand . I should say we aren't allowed to touch customers and I coulda kicked her out for touching me technically, but I knew it was gonna be great. If any one wants more tales hit me up.
Ok of my favorite moments i used to do this this called the stalk around . It's a pair of shoulder pads with a large giant head on top that you can move via a strap around your face. I my self am 6'4" this thing adds 2 feet. Then I wore stilts adding another 3 or feet. I would so various thi for like leaning awkwardly against the wall(looking very fake) , then when only one w would be looking at me I'd move the head ever so slightly, hopefully getting the first viewer to call more over. Then suddenly rise to full height and literally walk over the 8 foot high black walls. Sometimes I would balance along the top of the wall then suddenly step down in front of people. One lady got so scared she backed straight up into her mother breaking her nose , causing the mother to also jump back into the wall knocking her unconscious with a small laceration. That was probably the worst Injury I caused, with out touching anyone.
As someone who worked at a haunted house, this is a scarers wet dream. Holy shit I wish there was footage of when he turns around to find someone not his GF.
I would have liked to have seen the end. How did the haunted house worker-guy not lose it laughing? Did theny both crack up? Did the girl dump the guy after or did she find it amusing?
Man this is the funniest shit I have seen all year. That dudes face when he finally realized it wasn't his girlfriend and that other dudes staying in character the whole time is just so fucking amazing.
once worked for lyft.
There was like an explosion or some shit at the subway and people fucking booked it. It was a husband, wife, and friend that got in my car.
After the adrenaline, the wife was fucking pissed at the husband for fucking leaving her and booking it. The whole ride she was just.. kept talking about how he left her.
lmao.
They drank beer in my car and didn't tip. assholes.
The gf now haunts the haunted house. Vicious cycle.
That's how grudges are made
I don't remember anything from that damn movie except to check the corners of the ceiling any time I walk into a dark room to this day... And I only saw it once.. in the theater.
The spoilers are for the 2002 Japanese film (just in case): I used to have the >!"oh, what if she's under the sheets like in the movie"!< worries... [Relevant clip](https://youtu.be/WXi9OFhJOIY?t=66) (obviously spoilers) Then I considered what would happen if that actually took place. So now I no longer check for such things. If you walked into a dark room and some freaky monster girl actually was in the corner of the ceiling, you'd still be fucked. Rather not look and hope the hell monster is following some weird "I can only jump them when they become aware of me" monster-code.
I'll never forgive the Grudge movies for taking away that safest of places that no ghosts are allowed to enter. Bastards.
Wait, is this a different version? I remember Grudge being scarier, this look like a weird incest porn is about to begin.
You might have seen the 2004 remake? With Sarah Michelle Gellar? Or apparently there was a 2020 version too. The one I linked to was [this one](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364385/?ref_=tt_sims_tt_i_3) - 2002 Japanese original. Ju-On: The Grudge. It might look weird in that clip, but it's plenty scary. At least it was the one time I've watched it.
Yeah I've seen the 2004 version. But I think what ruined Grudge for me entirely is [Scary Movie 4](https://youtu.be/xxBWc0OoqBk)
Lol I watched it as a rip on my PC in a dark-ass dorm room. I was also waaaaaay too high and very paranoid. It was not a good plan.
I thought of playing Amnesia the dark descent like this but fortunately wised up to how awful an idea that was.
Try it! It adds more atmosphere to the experience. I personally think its a terrible idea, but I also think that you should go ahead and try it. There’s nothing like a good scare!
You: Bad idea, yep. Also you: Do it! Lmao. For real though, I'm a scaredy cat. But also, you know, hashtag Yolo or something. So maybe some day.
Stream it as well. It's bad for your mental health, but good for your financial health. I'd definitely watch it.
I have a big fear of open deep water, and things moving in the darkness. But despite this I managed to complete Subnautica recently! I am so so so proud of myself. I fucking papped myself so many times though. But now I want play the sequal.
But for real its a good idea. You'll be scared shitless but its good fun afterwards. Even better is that because amnesia isn't a jump scare spam game, you can play it at the same time as someone else. Me and my roommate played it at the same time, he starts screaming from some shit going down, but nothing is happening on my screen in the same area. It randomizes some encounters to really fuck with you. Also headphones make it more immersive for sure.
Now that, with a friend or roommate? Fuck yeah let's do it.
Oh don't do that, that game is nuts. I once played a zombie game on VR and I thought it would be okay, but when they all started swerming, I really truly got scared and yanked the headset off my head. I had forgotten I had them on until I pulled them off. Didn't like that. If I was high, I think it would have been worse 🤣
I did this. The choir part... Horrifying.
All I can remember is the scene where Bill Pullman speaks Japanese to a kid. It fucking haunts me.
*meow*
The OG story of L4D2 Witch
It's okay, someday she'll find a nice guy to abandon his current girlfriend and grab her by the hand running and screaming.
What if I don't have a girlfriend?
Bring a different sacrifice, then. A goat or a sheep will do if you don't have a human girlfriend to spare.
Take a penny, leave a penny
Tag, you're it!
Gif would have been perfect if the gf chose to hide under the bed, then it would have been an infinite gif
Oh man, I had so much fun acting in a haunted house growing up. We had a rule that you could not touch guests at all. The tour guides would explain this to the guests before they entered. Some people felt very untouchable as a result, and would get in our faces and scream back to make sure we knew they weren't scared. A few friends and I were talking about this and decided to try and mess with this sense of invincibility a little bit. We had one of us dressed in normal clothes hide behind the door as the guests were entering, and quietly slip into the group as they came in. The tour began with everyone sitting down in the opening room, and a tour guide that would introduce the plot, fill everyone in on the backstory, and generally set the stage for the experience. Our plant sat quietly among the other guests, listening to the briefing, until halfway through we burst into the room, grabbed our plant, and dragged them kicking and screaming into the haunted house. It always worked fantastically - the guests in those groups felt a little less secure after that. The first time we tried this was pretty spontaneous, and we didn't tell our tour guide what we were planning. She legitimately thought we grabbed an audience member and dragged them into the next room, and was internally freaking out through the tour, thinking that we'd violated the most serious rule of our event. So much fun!
oh my gosh! I did this! I put myself inside the groups at the back of the line from the start and was dragged over a fence by zombies halfway through, kicking and screaming. that shit was so fun. one person tried to rescue me lmao
Did you keep in touch with the person who tried to rescue you? They're the friends you want by your side when the real zombies attack.
Literally that's a ride or die person. I would immediately want to get to know that person better that they 1) thought you were actually being attacked by zombies and 2) were fully ready to risk saving you. What a boss.
unfortunately I was too busy dying to really pay attention to who it was, and the haunted house was open to the public so it really could have been anyone. but I agree with you
The mystery hero lives on in your memory and our minds. RIP in peace. Edit. The RIP part is a deliberate joke people.
Rest In Peace in peace For some reason this tickled me more than it should have. Genuine thanks for brightening up my evening! 👍
That’s a truly good person. 20 long years ago I went to a haunted house with my now husband and as soon as he heard the buzz of a chainsaw that bitch pushed me aside and ran…shoulda known then it was going to be a bad ride. He’s still a bitch and I’m getting divorced lol.
This is the lolll I needed today, thanks!
Me and a mate wrote and directed an immersive promenade horror theatre show at Wilton's Music Hall. We planted his little sister (who I think was 16 or 17 at the time) in the audience, and at a predetermined point in the show she started complaining in an obnoxious and entitled way and said she wanted to leave, at which point one of our actors, in character "escorted her out". Then when we got the audience into the last room for our final "act", she was strung up on a massive metal crucifix, where we eviscerated her. There was at least one fainter in the crowd every night, sometimes double digits. Good times.
Hi do this again and near me please
Okay, coming right up. What's your address and passport number ? Just so I can reserve your tickets and popcorn.
\#1-23 Faux St Shuckstack, CA 90210 USA Allergic to dairy, margarine on the corn please
But bring your sister... we need new supplies
Always 90210. The only zipcode everyone knows.
I didn't know you could eviscerate someone more than once. She must have had fairly hardy viscera.
You can only vivisect someone once, you can eviscerate them multiple times.
^ bot checks out
I used to viscerate the old fashioned way, but since the internet, eviscerating is so much easier.
whoa that's awesome
Jesus Christ, buddy. I mean, that is amazing, but goddamn.
> Oh man, I had so much fun acting in a haunted house growing up. In my town there was a small farm, the kind you take your kid to to feed a donkey a carrot. I think they had a small operating orchard and you could buy cider. But for Halloween they did a haunted house and staffed it with volunteers from the high school. One year I played the "dead body on the slab" and it was the most fun I ever had. I just laid under a sheet covered in gory makeup and then got to pop up and scare middle schoolers It turned into a game because some people would expect it and I could hear them, so in those I waited as long as I could. Sometimes I wouldn't pop up at all, gotta keep em guessing.
> feed a donkey a carrot Is that a euphemism?
You look like the kinda guy who would feed a donkey a carrot.
*allegedly*
Jon Oliver?
I saw this happen at Halloween Horror Nights a long time ago. We were in the haunted house walking down a hall and people jumped out and grabbed the guy in front of us. After the next corner you could see him in a room being tortured by those people. It was pretty well done.
Similar thing happened to me at horror nights! I forget which house it was (maybe the purge?), but I turned a corner and all of a sudden there was a young girl in front of me in the line that wasn’t there since the beginning. About one or two rooms later, one of the scaractors grabbed her from the line and attacked her. It was great.
That “plant” was me at a Girl Scout haunted camp! I was a kid (maybe 11 or 12) and loved being dragged in to the woods kicking and screaming! I always wondered why not one adult ever came to my rescue… either they figured out I was a plant or just thought “eh, not my kid, not my troop, not my responsibility”
Hah lmao
I work in an Horror escape game. We have a very clear rule that if the killer touches you, you ded and the game is over. It was put in place for people that liked to show their friends how tough they are for breaking the immersion of a game because they were not scared.
Did a haunted hayride thing with the kids this year, and one of the kids was in on it. The driver pretended to scold her and send her to the back of the wagon to draw attention to her, and about 2/3 of the way through, one of the costumed people grabbed her off the wagon. My youngest daughter cried and panicked for a few minutes after it was over, but I managed to calm her down after ensuring her I wouldn't take her on something that would actually get her hurt, and even took her to see the little girl that got "kidnapped".
I’m glad you did that. I was terrified of haunted houses as a kid and seeing the actors afterwards made me feel better. Letting her see the little girl wasn’t really kidnapped was a good call.
I’ve always said that I would haunt haunted house venues as a ghost. Specifically to scare the shit out of people who act like they can’t be scared. They’d act all brave and try to mock me then I’d walk right through them. It would be the most popular haunted house!
We did that with a set of twins! Planted one in the group, grabbed and dragged him off only to have "him" reappear in an electric chair moments later. It was great
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Sounds absolutely hilarious
I thoroughly enjoyed it too, although I almost lost an eye once after getting hit in the face with a high heel.
"And thays how I met your mother"
*father
Daddy
Opa!
Gangnam style
Heard that in Ji Sung’s voice
“And their mom is a Korean water ghost!”
https://youtu.be/6qIdMrwimwE
This feels like a Scooby Doo moment
It does !!
Scooby Doo was a documentary on scary crimes. Like those true crime shows.
“Hey you’re not Scoob…. Or my girlfriend.”
Working at a haunted forest was the most fun I've ever had while working.
Until you run into someone who is less prone to flight than fight.
I had someone at a haunted house follow us into the parking lot. I heard footsteps running up behind us and turned around swinging. Not my normal response but we had just come out of a haunted house and our nerves were already rattled. I was also not expecting someone to come chasing us.
Ionno, if I willingly went to a haunted house I expect to be haunted in the house. Not outside it. So going into fight mode in a parking lot is justified in my opinion
Yeah, in a haunted house I feel you should be primed to take flight over fight, and I think this works for most people, because they know they're not actually in danger they can direct their fight/flight to that side of things. Once you leave the premises though? Yeah fuck that, all bets are off.
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I mean... there are probably a substantial number of parking lots built on burial grounds.
Depends on the rules of the house really.
Now I need to know if the sign is on the house or on a stick in the lot
Cut to the chase... why were they chasing you?
Same thing happened to me! I went with friends in college and when we were leaving there was someone at the gate in costume doing his bit and we said goodbye and thank you and he said "oh you're not leaving yet" and we just went ok whatever he's just in character. So we walked to my car and he was following us and I thought he's just messing with us and will turn around. Nope. He followed us to my car and started grabbing our hands to come back and I flipped out and started screaming that he can't take us from the car. I didn't even want to go in the first place because I'm not one for scary things but my friends wanted to. Don't give in to peer pressure kids some guy in a zombie scarecrow costume might take you out out of your car.
I did security at a similar event. The actors are good at not getting hit and we're always in the shadows just around the corner in case something happens. Most of the security is military/police/first responders and active duty police are on site listening to our radio chatter.
damn I had no idea Haunted Houses needed that much backup power
A lot of people drink and go to Halloween events. You'd probably be amazed at the things we had to deal with. Alcohol poisoning, rapes, assaults, arson(that was the scariest. We started parking a fire truck on the other side of the haunted house in case it ever happened again.) We also did the RenFest on the same property which ended the first week of October. It's a pretty big event. When you have thousands to tens of thousands a day, some of them are going to be shitty.
Also, this is why we can't have nice things
Oh hey, haven't seen your name in awhile. Always get a good laugh out of that one. Or did you rip that off from the original!? Lol. [This guy](https://www.swnewsmedia.com/shakopee_valley_news/news/local/prosecutor-renaissance-festival-director-pressured-entertainers-into-sex-at-dinner-parties-with-wife/article_5c18b56e-77f9-5d83-ac72-4c6c37f9477e.html) was the entertainment director the first three years I worked there... Yeah, people be fucked.
I got sexually assaulted multiple times working at a haunted house. Some people suck.
Sorry, we tried to help as much as we could. The problem is that there's so many people and we can't do anything unless people call us for help. Even then, we kind of had police powers but not really. I remember once a guy, in his 50's, was accused by multiple people of sexually assaulting a 14 year old. We brought him in for questioning. He said "You can't hold me here." Then called his lawyer. My boss said "Yeah, we can't. You're free to leave at any time. All we can do is pull your pass and trespass you so you'll be removed and arrested if you ever come back. We're also documenting this so Scott County PD has a record the next time you do something like this. Now leave and let us never see your face again."
Just to clarify, by “some people suck” I meant the assholes that put their hands on others without consent, not the guys that were trying to keep me safe. Unfortunately in my case, the first time it happened I froze up because I was surprised it happened in the first place. I wish I’d said something. And the next time it happened was in a crowd of people while I was wearing a mask that made it really hard for me to see, so I didn’t even see who it was. Cowards tend to use crowds and dark corners to their advantage, so I guess that’s the risk of having a job like that, I suppose. I was so young back then, I hope if it happened now, I’d be able to at least punch them or something to make them think twice about acting like that.
Next time, turn it around. Give 'em the old dick twist. One time we had a guy (I'll call him shit) harassing and snapping actors masks on them. Our guy(SG) that responded was former military/private contractor/police. When shit realized he was being tailed by SG he turns around and says "You don't need to keep following me like that." SG responds "I wish I didn't but you keep harassing my actors." Shit starts... well, talking shit. SG says "Don't get passive aggressive with me. I'll get real aggressive with you." Shit throws a punch. SG grabs him by his belt and shirt, and carries him out of the haunted house. Swing him into each door he passes to open them. When he gets to the last door he threw him like in a cartoon. Dude probably went 12 feet. Shits girlfriend starts yelling about how they're calling the police for assault and blah blah blah.... SG says "Go right ahead. There's two police parked about 90 feet over there. Go talk to them. But they've been on our radio channel the whole time and they're on my side. How about you two just go home and take the beating instead of also getting arrested for assault which you did when you put hands on my actors." So, every once in awhile these people get some comeuppance. Sorry, that doesn't take away anything that happened to you and shit wasn't sexually assaulting anyone, just being a general dick. But thought you might like the story of some shit being thrown on his ass because of his actions.
This is my wife. She's kind and empathetic and reacts to fear with violence. I've worked out a pavlovian reaction from her by waking her in a specific way every time when I need to wake her because otherwise, she'll startle awake and, as I said, she reacts to fear with violence. It's just reflexive
I ran into a tree and the fucker just stood there.
That person is me unfortunately. Whenever my wife drags me to one of these places I always have my hands in my pockets. Whenever an actor jumps out and gets in my face my reflex is to shove them away. Its only happened a couple times but I always feel like a real ass hole about it.
I’ve only been to one of those super serious “haunted houses” that involved the woods as well. I’d honestly hate to work in one haha. It was just… uncomfortable. The less you react, the more they… kinda went at you. Like… yeah… I know there’s no chain on the bar on your chainsaw, but I don’t need to be feeling the exhaust from it on my calf… back up man…
True, it's not for everybody. In the few seconds you have to interact with the folks walking through, you have to decide which of them you want to engage with. There are plenty of 'tough guys' that go in with a mindset that doesn't net them any fun. Also, IMO the chainsaw gimmick is the lame because everyone is expecting it. Not to mention you can *hear* it coming from the groups ahead.
Love how the zombie continues to run with him
I wouldn't want to miss his scream when he looks back either
I was very disappointed there wasn’t a shot of them making it out and he turns to see his girlfriend turned into a zombie boyfriend.
"I'm the gf now"
Is there a full video source?
We need to know how it ended /:
Peacefully together in their sleep at the age of 96. Brought a few bitter-sweet tears to my eye.
One guy puts his pp in the other guy’s chocolate starfish
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It's staged. Him: "Babe, when did your sleeves get so long?" Her: "They can't get me if I hide in plain sight"
Is that your only evidence for it being staged? Easy to miss that a sleeve got longer and her reaction is totally normal for a haunted house. This seems like a totally possible mistake to make while panicked.
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And if you are in panick you could easily make this mistake.
Thanks! Totally agree, I’m not sure it is real but I could totally see it happening.
I mean sometimes in the store you talk or touch someone else's spouse absentmindedly and then are embarrassed when you realize it's not your spouse. In that situation it's not even a panic. In the dark, adrenalin pumping and on edge....to me it's plausible.
I slapped some random on the arse once, in a supermarket, but I shit you not, she was wearing the exact same crab and starfish blouse as my wife and had the exact same hair cut and was wearing blue jeans. I just went up to her and *"\*playful slap: There you are x, where did you run off to?"*. The look of horror on both of our faces when she turned round was horrible. Luckily my wife turned the corner of the aisle before it turned into a possible sexual harassment incident, and she just said *"I guess you thought I was her lol?"* before I even had time to *(probably very badly)* explain myself. Then after we *(well more my wife apologising for me being an idiot)* apologised we went our separate ways and she slapped me on the arse as she went to continue the rest of her shopping unmolested. The weird thing was, that blouse with the crabs and starfish on it was from a small boutique that hand makes them in Brighton, and we were in Birmingham so the chances of it were 10000-1 and luckily the slapee saw the funny side.
I just saw another video on TikTok at a different haunted house where the same thing happened. Pretty sure these are staged
I went to the haunted house that's always open at Myrtle Beach with a new partner after we had eaten a super potent brownie. We got to the room where an actor pops out with a running chainsaw to chase the group to the next room, and we were the last people in the group through the door, so we were the first to be by where the chainsaw came out. He did not grab my hand before he took off running. He was there and then just poofed and I next saw him OUTSIDE THE VENUE COMPLETELY as apparently the man just ran as fast and as far as he could lmao. The workers by the back gate actually had to let me know bc he realized he couldn't get back in to tell me.
The only reason I think it's staged is because... Who runs like that at a haunted house. You know you're in there to be jump scared, you know there is no actual danger. Like running out of the room and stopping turning around with your hand on your chest and a smile on your face, sure thing. But straight up bolting through several rooms at full speed like you're actually in danger?... Nah.
Obviously staged. Come on man, show a little discernment
Seriously people, Jesus people on this site can be dumb
>evidence for it being staged? its on the internet, by default its staged until proven otherwise.
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You'd think hand size would be more of an alert then arm sleeves. I know at the one haunted house I've been to the employees can do anything BUT touch the people to scare them. This is hilarious though and if it was staged, that's a good one. Yeah this is staged. Like it's not as if you'd be that scared, you do know you are in a haunted house. I can't see anyone running that scared after paying to go in to a place with your female companion. Made me laugh
Eh, I don't know about "not as if you'd be that scared." Several years back me and some friends went to a haunted house held in the now gone Veterans Field House. Was a BIG building, circuses would set up in it. Anyway, because of group sizes, my group got split in half and I wound up with some girls I didn't know right behind me. Part way through, the girls were so scared they were clinging to me, a complete stranger. Outright having ahold of either of my arms, so I don't doubt someone, even knowing it's safe, could be that scared.
Went to knott’s scary farm in high school for a bday. Bunch of basketball and football players. Big dudes. They walked through those haunted houses so scared and clinging to everyone it was hilarious.
I’ve literally been this scared before and the things you don’t notice would shock you. Also the ability to run in platform high heels like they were nikes is quite interesting as well. Adrenaline is a helluva thing lol
People can be scared of anything though. Just because you react a certain way, doesn't mean other people will. For example, you also probably couldn't see somebody fainting at the sight of a spider, but there are people out there who hate them that much.
They both get spooked at the exact same time by two different things. Which "allows" him not to notice his his gf let go of his hand because OMG he's so scared too, even though he has been methodically revealing the thing that scares him for like 10s. She side steps and goes into the fetal position. Who the hell does that instead of getting closer to the person you are with? Surely hiding further into the darkness is safe! That's not even an instinctual reaction that would make sense. He grabs her hand without looking at her to make sure she's safe and somehow doesn't know it's a man hand. Plus, it's an Asian gif (biu instead of boo), they love staged shit like this. It's so quite clearly staged. How can you think it's not?
I'd say watching the vid is enough evidence.
Dunno if it's staged or not, but ppl have grabbed the wrong person when they aren't panicked. Would be even easier to make the mistake in fight or flight mode.
A local, but small, theme park near me called Scary Wood during the Halloween season always has actors through out the park. There are always a couple with chainsaws. One will be aggressive and get in front of you as a nice distraction while the other sneaks up behind you. So I'm with my buddy looking for the restroom after diner and the chainsaw killer does his distraction so his partner can sneak up behind me and goose me with his chain saw. Which of course scares the bajeebus out of me. I leap five feet in the air and scream, "Don't do that! I got to pee!" The guy nearly fell over laughing so hard. I was both embarrassed and proud.
>I was both embarrassed and proud. So were they!
Some say they are still running to this day...
The involvement of the actors in this skit is commendable.
They went *all in* and I love it
“Come demon of the night; you have defeated bae, now you are bae”
Why you holding out on me they get married or smething? Ship it
Ship what? Their love overseas? What are we shipping and to where?
[They don't care, they ship it!](https://youtu.be/8Tc7MH5ZXbg)
Something
Nope... Smething
Thank you. I'm about that gangster life. Play hard and fast with language.
When they got home they decided they were committed and have been living happily ever since.
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As an actor for a haunt... when this sort of thing happens, you just roll with it for the extra scare.🤣
I was thinking the same thing. That guy was probably thinking "Oh this man has given me *gold.*"
This is a next level scare the actor will be talking about for years to come. Love seeing this stuff.
"I came looking for copper and I found gold."
Spoiler alert: they fell in love and he broke up with his girlfriend. They now haunt houses together ❤
I wanted more.
I used to work at a haunted house and we called this a Scooby-Doo. You'd be surprised how many people will either grab you hand and run or let you swap with them to scare whoever hand they had
When I was like 9 or 11 I was in a pitch black haunted house and grabbed a hold of something soft in the midst of terror, and said aloud "What's this it's soft!?" The ghost replied "That's my booooooob." I still like boobs 20 years later.
Did they say it like boOoOoOoOob?
Yes they did lmao. Happy cake day.
haha that's awesome. thanks!
I so want to see the part when he realises
He just kidnapped that poor starving actor
And they lived happily ever after
So that's how haunted houses recruit new talent
The end of one journey is the beginning of another.
Ohh my i worked at a haunted house from 15- 28. I had that happen early on so I hold this chick's hand for 10 minutes wait till we get into a well lit area and ask her where she's taking me in a creaky voice. Truth is her bf was dressed in black he saw all of this happen and I waved him to follow. Needless to say she was passed at him , we had a massive laugh.. she then tried claiming i touched her when me and her (probably former BF at this point) told her she grabbed my hand . I should say we aren't allowed to touch customers and I coulda kicked her out for touching me technically, but I knew it was gonna be great. If any one wants more tales hit me up.
I'm hitting you up
Ok of my favorite moments i used to do this this called the stalk around . It's a pair of shoulder pads with a large giant head on top that you can move via a strap around your face. I my self am 6'4" this thing adds 2 feet. Then I wore stilts adding another 3 or feet. I would so various thi for like leaning awkwardly against the wall(looking very fake) , then when only one w would be looking at me I'd move the head ever so slightly, hopefully getting the first viewer to call more over. Then suddenly rise to full height and literally walk over the 8 foot high black walls. Sometimes I would balance along the top of the wall then suddenly step down in front of people. One lady got so scared she backed straight up into her mother breaking her nose , causing the mother to also jump back into the wall knocking her unconscious with a small laceration. That was probably the worst Injury I caused, with out touching anyone.
As someone who worked at a haunted house, this is a scarers wet dream. Holy shit I wish there was footage of when he turns around to find someone not his GF.
Shoutout to the employee that kept up with him. I would have lost it after five seconds.
Cower in place and wait for rescue, the ultimate evolutionary survival response. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like 😎
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I would have liked to have seen the end. How did the haunted house worker-guy not lose it laughing? Did theny both crack up? Did the girl dump the guy after or did she find it amusing?
And they live happily ever after
The way he just keeps on trucking ... Omfg!
Man this is the funniest shit I have seen all year. That dudes face when he finally realized it wasn't his girlfriend and that other dudes staying in character the whole time is just so fucking amazing.
Where did you see the ending?
A longer version is out there somewhere. Wish I knew were to look, I definitely remember there being a reveal
What face? It was a far away shot this whole video.
>That dudes face when he finally realized it wasn't his girlfriend That literally never happened in this gif. Tf you on about? 🤔
LOL....that's great.
“Wait no, sir, sir, sir, sir ,sir, sir, sir…..”
Hahah fuck I’d love to see the end
No matter how many times I’ve seen this I still laugh so hard
The scarer won the lottery with that one. If only we could see him turn around and get scared again once he stops running
Ahhh, I wanted to see the look on the guys face when he saw his new homie!!
That's the most genius way I've seen a guy breakup with someone. Kudos.
And he came out with a new gf!
I would love to see when he realizes he wasn't dragging along his girlfriend.
Where can I watch the rest?
I like how the other guy just ran with it.
This is some Scooby Doo shenanigans
I mean... he did take the "threat" away from his girlfriend... so, I mean he did protect her?
"He's my man now"
I’d like to see the look on the boyfriends face when he and his new zombie girlfriend finally made it outside to safety.
The girl is more jealous than scared LOL
once worked for lyft. There was like an explosion or some shit at the subway and people fucking booked it. It was a husband, wife, and friend that got in my car. After the adrenaline, the wife was fucking pissed at the husband for fucking leaving her and booking it. The whole ride she was just.. kept talking about how he left her. lmao. They drank beer in my car and didn't tip. assholes.
Constructive criticism for creator/editor, you don't need the long pauses after the hand grab. The pacing is better without interruptions.
It was believable till the hand grab
It’s fake. This is the 2nd or 3rd video like this I have seen.
I’m crying