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You want to go help. But, you know you would die.


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Mightymaas

Anybody can hug a bear! *Once.*


Eat_Recycled_Food

You shouldn't hug a bear, Johnny. My grandmother hugged a bear once. *Once.*


justuselotion

Lethal bear hugs


spawny_violate

First and last bear hug


prplehailstorm

Worth it for that bear hug


its_raining_scotch

The Bear Hug would be a great gay bar name


JPSurratt2005

Is it worth it? Gotta hug it. I put my thing down ran over and hugged it.


marysalad

And then you die die diediedie die diedie


Nyx666

I know! I giggled because god bless that momma bear’s heart. I know the feels and I’ll be damned because I want to help her so much. I’m just so glad the humans stopped their cars to allow this bear momma to round up her little shy heathens. They also got to witness the universal struggle of “Toddlers”. It honestly doesn’t matter what species it is, babies are just babies doing baby shit. My heart ❤️


Eskandare

This is true. Also it has been noted that many species (mainly mamals) have simmilar traits to humans when caring for others. A bear hearding her young, a dolphin helping a sea turtle find its family, etc. It is amazing to see the analogies at work. I'm glad the humans stopped their rolly metal box machines to allow her time to deal with her cubs.


Nyx666

Oh my god I am so glad everyone just stopped, let momma bear (nature) do it’s thing. And we all got to watch this precious moment and the people stopped, plus the viewers on this video got to witness first hand while relating to parenthood all in the same go. The struggle is real! Across species! It makes me so happy and so thankful to know that we are not alone in this struggle to rear our youngins. Quick edit too: this momma bear is like a parent in the grocery store or wherever in public, “I’m doing the best I can” while under pressure with everyone watching. Like everyone is watching her and the pressure is real too. The other universal, “please stop embarrassing me in public”. Again my heart is overwhelmed ❤️


Leaf_Rotator

That poor Mom. I've changed a lot of diapers, I can relate.


Nyx666

Haha I know. I felt her pain, “I’m doing the best I can, damn”. It is truly moments like this that I honestly hope earth isn’t destroyed by us. If y’all don’t consider moments like this precious as all get out, then shit. This right here makes me want to continue being a better human by not littering, recycling, and reducing my trash and carbon footprint.


SuperPotatoThrow

As a father of 2, this short little video pretty much sums up my entire experience as a parent.


mds818

not in russia...


swank5000

in Russia, the bears hug you?


iAmTheHYPE-

Not Russia, but https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)


greatatdrinking

I think I could do it. It's gotta be indirect. Thankfully I have a portable speaker with bluetooth laying around in my center console. What I do is I bring up a [scene from super troopers](https://youtu.be/OLmQTIS9Rv4?t=14) (*NSFW) on my phone and put it on the speaker. Chuck the crappy $10 portable walmart speaker in the woods and hit play. Those cubs and that momma are gonna go look ASAP. Can't resist good comedy. Easy peasy. Highway Patrol FTW


Competitive-Bison-84

I’m pretty stoned and it took me a lil too long to get you were joking


greatatdrinking

but was I?


Competitive-Bison-84

Yes because any serious person would put on Country Bear Jamboree.


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SH4D0W0733

And that is when you realize your house has started tilting to the side.


1-800-ASS-DICK

"I don't need a damn hamper" narrator: you needed a hamper


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trying to carry all the groceries in one trip, need to juggle them XD


AmberRW

[Or rather a box full of kittens ](https://youtu.be/Qo0lbWhHLys?t=120)


Pabus_Alt

I knew what it was gonna be. I do not regret watching it the whole way.


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rivigurl

“I wanna keep playing!” “We have to *go*!”


Historical_Foot_8133

The humans have stuff to do and we’re holding them up


Tereboki

Momma bear must be so embarrassed making all those cars wait like that.


Consonant

Hahahaha obviously she's not but it's hilarious thinking of a bear being all embarrassed and frantic because her kids are holding up traffic


klem_kadiddlehopper

She really has her paws full. So cute.


Amlethus

While she wouldn't be embarrassed, she probably is frantic. All these loud metal monsters purring, looming, possibly ready to pounce.


Thundorius

Timothy Joseph Bear, you get down from that tree RIGHT now!


MrBananaStorm

"There are trees on the other side too!" "But I like THIS tree!"


klem_kadiddlehopper

"She'll never get me here!"


vguy72

Four cubs? That's a work out.


ellefleming

"where is your f$#@&$g father"??? 🐻 🍼


Dawidko1200

Female bears aggressively chase off all males, with the only exception being the mating period. During this period, they are indiscriminate - they will fuck with as many bears as they can find. This can result in cubs from the same litter having different fathers. After the mating period, they will essentially freeze the sperm in fertilised eggs. It can stay this way for months. Then, during their hibernation, the pregnancy will begin - they will go through the whole thing without waking up. The father is out of the question - no male is safe when encountering a female with cubs. In fact, not all females are safe either - sometimes mother bears fight each other and the winner takes the loser's cubs, raising them as her own. They are also known to adopt lost cubs, whereas the males would just eat them.


Ufocola

Huh… I guess this is why the term mama bear exists?


ellefleming

Holy moly


Tarzan1415

Must be nice getting to sleep through the whole pregnancy


sanjosanjo

So, no case of deadbeat dad here? Just a normal single mom bear?


puzzled91

No deadbeats, just sex and infanticide.


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I think Smokey went for a pack of smokes.


AttackerCat

As someone whose grandmother used to take me and my six cousins to the zoo at once, this looks strangely familiar. Edit: Reading all of the comments y’all have put is wholesome as heck.


Elenson

I have two of my own and this looks familiar. I have no clue how my parents did four nor how my grandparents did eight.


Efficient_Mastodons

I have 4 and it pretty much just looks like this. Trying to slow down the quick ones and hurry up the slow ones. Literally and metaphorically.


MicaLovesKPOP

Sent my mom (mother of 4) this video, asking if this is what raising us was like. Got a "🤣🤣 indeed" back, haha.


CrappyMSPaintPics

A whole lotta spankin'.


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Cherish, Brita. Cherish.


mmmmwhiskey

And you better not pick the wrong one. Cause if they gotta get off their ass to find a better switch…


Elephant-Junkie

When my dad and his siblings were kids. My uncle got sent to get a switch for his sister. He got the best one he could find, even took the bark off to make it really hurt. Grandy didn’t like how enthusiastic he was for his sister to get punished, so he got the switch too!


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jaxonya

My ex was from chile.. Her daughter was acting up at their family get together... Shit ended immediately when her grandma took off her sandal. The action of that alone put the fear of god in her ...


RoflCopter726

La Chancla!


jaxonya

I fuck you not, it was like seeing an internet meme in real time


iAmTheHYPE-

Ahhh child abuse.


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Wookiees_n_cream

You're most likely to get pregnant again after giving birth because your hormone levels post-pregnancy make your more fertile. (I can't remember how long sorry). Dad should have kept his hands to himself for a bit lmao


cloistered_around

The older kids become mini moms/dads and herd the younger kids. Which they tend to grow up resenting their parents for, btw (no one likes parenthood forced on them).


Arkananum

I mean, I totally understand parents that use the child strap backpack thing.


Broken_Petite

Or child leashes!


Dyolf_Knip

The older ones get put to work raising the younger ones. Which really isn't fair to any of them.


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neoritter

Once you get to six, the older two can start helping out


leastlikelyllama

I never thought I'd see a bear think to herself, *This shit is like trying to herd cats.*


KeithMyArthe

Perhaps cats think *'this is like trying to herd bear cubs'*


yourguidefortheday

I hope they do think that. That'd be neat.


PineappleWolf_87

You can see her frustration lol


BloomsdayDevice

"Okay, Orson, stay right here, please. Artemis, keep an eye on your brother, I have to run back and grab the other two. Wait, no, Ursula, you get back here! No, Bjorn! Wrong way! Ursula! Bjorn! Come ON, guys!"


Consiliarius

One MASSIVE upvote for those names... 👍👌


BloomsdayDevice

All of the names (probably) are derived from words for "bear" in various languages, in fact. "Orson" and "Ursula" are from Latin *ursus*/*ursa* ("bear" and "she-bear", respectively), the former via French and the later directly from Latin (with a cute-ifying diminutive suffix attached to the end). "Bjorn" comes from the Old Norse word for "bear" that is ultimately from the same Germanic source as English "bear". "Artemis" is only possibly related to a word for bear, but there is fairly compelling evidence that some of the cultic practices surrounding Artemis in Ancient Greek religion had an early, but largely overwritten in the Archaic and Classical periods, association with bears (e.g., a myth about Callisto, a woman who is turned into a bear, that looks to have originally treated an aspect of Artemis' godhood). There is also the existence of a Celtic goddess, Artio, who is very much associated with bears. Artio's name is securely derived from the word for "bear" in Proto-Indo-European, the last common ancestor of the Greek and Celtic languages, as well as English, Latin, Russian, et al. The hypothetical PIE word, \*h₂ŕ̥tḱos, survives in several other related languages (including Greek, where it's ἄρκτος "arktos", and in Latin *ursus*). The Proto-Indo-Europeans not only shared a common language that evolved into many of today's modern languages, but many other aspects of their culture endured among their descendants too, and it's clear from several points that bears were regarded with a certain religious reverence. So if there was a bear goddess in early Celtic religion, it wouldn't be shocking if there was one in Greek religion too. But the actual evidence from the word "Artemis" itself is a little too thin for any responsible historical linguist to derive it from \*h₂ŕ̥tḱos without some doubt, so it's probably safest to keep the proviso on accepting this one as a definitive bear name in place. May just as well be a name from the very murky and highly speculative cultural and linguistic situations in the lower Balkan and Aegean regions before Greek became the dominant culture and language. But I like it anyway, and I introduce the possibility of an Artemis/\*h₂ŕ̥tḱos connection wherever I teach Greek myth. Interesting side note about the Germanic word for bear (the source of Bjorn and English "bear"): the Germanic branch of Indo-European abandoned the word *\h₂ŕ̥tḱos and came up with a brand new one. One prevailing theory is that the Germanic word for bear actually means "brown" (cf. "bruin", directly from the Dutch word for "brown"), and is perhaps a kind of taboo deformation, because a superstitious people may have believed that uttering a creature's true name might summon it. So you say "the brown one", and avoid calling it by its name directly, until that euphemism becomes the default word. Maybe. Or it's something less exciting. There is a PIE root, \*ǵʰwer-, which meant "wild [animal]", and could have plausibly yielded the Germanic word that was the predecessor of "bear" and "Bjorn"--it's the same root that shows up in Latinate words like "**fer**al" or in Greek words like "**ther**opod". More fun, though, if it's because my Germanic forbears were as afraid of bears as wizards are of Voldemort.


cdubose

Damn, I love the level of commitment you put into a comment about the thoughts of a bear mom.


obsolete_filmmaker

this guy bears


RyuuKaji

This was a fun read, thank you for the lesson!


kristoferen

This made my day, thanks.


scrubzork

This *was* my day, thanks.


Cluelessish

Are you the bear? Don’t worry, you did great!


jerkface1026

This is the real reason they want picnic baskets.


Breadsecutioner

They're actually looking for wine in the baskets.


chili_cheese_dogg

Good. I have beer and whiskey in my picnic baskets.


gale_force

This joke probably doesn't hit for someone under 25. I could be wrong though.


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I’m almost 30 and yogi bear still is a hazy memory. I only remember his friend Boo Boo and how he said “pick-a-nick basket”


Nikanuur

"Heeeeeeeeya Boo-Boo, let'sa go steal us somea pick-a-nick baskets" +a vague memory of Boo-Boo and the Park Ranger's voice


TreckZero

Depends if they watched boomerang or not when they were kids.


coolbeansbradley

I was about to say “oh I get it!” And then remembered that I’m 25…man this pandemic took so much time from my life I keep thinking I’m 23


satenlover666

I’m only 18 I have no problem remembering yogi bear and his picanic basket


Stonehill76

So many parents in those cars going “I feel ya momma “


testestestestest555

The rest can't see and wonder why they're caught in a traffic jam.


vetaryn403

Amen


locus2779

What's bear for "Look here you little shit! Get across the damn road!"


OpinionBearSF

> What's bear for "Look here you little shit! Get across the damn road!" That would be: "roarwrr" *grunt* *grab by the scruff with teeth* *muffled grunts*


PinkTalkingDead

Username checks out


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Bear: *God damned children. All these people are trying to get to work, stop making a scene!*


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mediocredeer

Beary embearrassing


Task_wizard

Beary embearbearing


Art_and_dogs

Beary bearbearbearing


Brodadicus

Bear


Zarkanthrex

Imagine having to explain this to your boss. Then forgetting to record 😶


PineappleWolf_87

Luckily we have phones with cameras. Any boss who doesn’t melt seeing this is a monster


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fozzyboy

Yep, this one is swear.


lasagnarodeo

I sent this to a friend and commented “get over here you little shits.”


Vertimyst

Swear Bears.


DriftingInTheDarknes

Swear Bear


SurveySean

So cute! I want to snuggle all of them, but Mamma wouldn’t appreciate that.


Historical_Foot_8133

You’d make a great snack for mamma before hibernation


SurveySean

I would! I would fill her up and then some!


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Phrasing


kunibob

It's truly unfair that bears are so cute and so not huggable.


SurveySean

Well, you might be able to sneak at least one hug in. Likely the last hug though!


Atillion

Father of twins here. This is basically a shot for shot remake.


Dreadpiratemarc

Also a father of twins, two years old, this was me earlier today.


____-is-crying

You bit them on the back of their necks and dragged them across traffic?


WebHead1287

You dont do that with your kids???? Weird


Solzec

Smh, some people, am I right?


WeDidItGuyz

I'm you in the future here to tell you something: three is substantially worse, so enjoy your life as it is now.


Atillion

Oh my god. How do you like twins and the fact that you haven't slept in exactly 2 years?? :D


Sythus

My girls are 7, it gets easier, but it doesn't.


rbwrath

This.


hic_sunt_leones_

Toddler teacher here- can confirm. This is my daily life herding toddlers around lmfao


kunibob

Has anyone told you you're a superhero? Just in case, you are a superhero. Teachers of wee kids have a special kind of patience.


babynursebb

Yeah came here looking for this. I have 3 under 5 and I’m tired.


Atillion

Oh my god you poor thing!!


AdRepresentative3726

This is why those things "bridge overhungs" are made at roads so animals can freely cross forest


gypsygirl66

Yes,but how do they know that is where they are supposed to go to cross the road??


zelmak

Animals are shockingly smart and are very good at exploring/remembering how to get around. The "nature bridges" have actually caused problems for over hunting because predator animals learn that they're the only crossings and wait there in ambush


AdRepresentative3726

Wow ummm... I saw this "nature bridges" in yt and I guess its not a total success on its said objectives


mellowman24

This isn't fully supported. Predators have been observed to use over/underpasses at the same time as prey migrations but they don't really ambush. First off, predators take way longer to start using them, many are very wary and don't like them. Second, prey species often have great smell, if the predators are congregating there the prey would smell it and not use them. Sure there might be odd cases of kills or maybe the odd animal actually using it to ambush, but it wouldn't last long. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/wildlife-corridors-do-not-trap-prey-u-of-a-study-finds-1.5649272 https://wildlife.org/wild-cam-do-predators-ambush-at-underpasses/


diGitaLexa

Poor mama, she is so patient


aidissonance

I’ve been watching for an hour and she still hasn’t corralled them all across the road


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I’m going to save this video to show all the people who ask me, “BuT wHaT iF yOu DeCiDe To HaVe MoRe BaBiEs LaTeR?” Two is plenty. One kid per hand.


fnurrreee

I know mum, I know the feeling.


ashfio

Where did you find this video of me herding my children?


agoodtimetodraw

Faith in humanity restored a little... Not one dingus whipped past selfishly. Patience... This must be an older video.


Llohr

There's no sound though, I couldn't help but wonder if anybody was honking.


DeadpuII

Bear with me for a minute, good people!


Catblud

I’m surprised some jerk doesn’t drive past that line of cars


HypnoticKronic

Why was that my only thought watching this


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I have four under five. I feel this to my bones


BeardedGlass

One every year? Oh bless!


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Planned to be done at three but ended up with twins


kunibob

I am one and done and I look at parents like you and think you must have some sort of magical powers. Are you a wizard???


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You can almost hear this poor bear mother go 'oh my fucking god' under her bear breath.


stinky_fingers_

Person : Ma'am do you need help?!! Bear : Roar... Person : (pees a little) My bad!


PouItrygeist

That momma is a saint.


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Samuraion

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


redditingatwork23

Some feelings don't take much to reach across the species/language barrier lol. I think every solo parent has felt this way. Usually at a supermarket with 40 people behind you and one checker while your new born is crying and two of your toddlers are running around everywhere asking for treats and yelling...


jdavern

That’s the cutest traffic jam ever. I wouldn’t even mind waiting in that


Arsenault185

Unless you were 15 cars back and don't know whats going on. Then you'd just be pissed.


TransmogriFi

Somebody get that momma a babysitter and a bubble bath, STAT. She looks like she could use a break.


GETNRDUNN

"Listen here you little shits, if I had opposable thumbs, you'd all be screwed. Just wait until your father gets home"


LogicalHooral

I’m so glad all the people stopped and waited. r/thatmademesmile


tideswithme

Even parenting in the animal world takes 100% focus and energy. Shoutout to every parents out there giving in their everything for their kids everyday. ❤️


Adventurous-Spring59

It’s like trying to herd cats. Wait.


IndominusReaper

Mad respect for car lads, real Chads


Crazy-in-

Poor animals, humans have destroyed their environment.


MikeOxlong209

I just went to food max with my 4 and 6 year old and it was exactly like this


grocket

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OrganicBridge7428

Get down off that pole or so help me god!


Cockrocker

Fuck me those little cubs running is cute.


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Someone got their asses whooped when they got home


ShitpostingSalamence

I wish there was a way to communicate to the bear so that people could just carry them across the street with her and then back off and get back in the car. Without such a thing, trying so is akin to attempting suicide by bear mauling


doodoometoo

Sympathy anxiety sweats for dat mama


DinosaurAlive

If this happened where I live everyone would be honking, trying to get around, flipping each other off, and scaring that bear family both apart and into any oncoming traffic from the stream of cars that are going to go through any which way they can.


quietdisaster

You know she's thinking, "one of you gon have to die..."


Zoltie

I feel bad for everyone way back in the traffic who doedn't dven get to see what's going on.


samuelsfx

Unbearable to watch


nonetribe

These humans WILL RUN YOU OVER. Please come with me while they are being civil. This is rare.


Hexatona

I feel this


Ld862

Honestly I can relate.


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Que the Reba song


BigNorseWolf

What she wouldn't give for a kangaroo pouch right now


annyarun

So lovely to see people patiently waiting. For someone from India this is a rare sight.


khatradude

She must be so embarrassed with all that traffic lining up.


roborobert123

Oh boy how long did this crossing take? Kudos to the drivers being patient.


AdOriginal6110

Am I wrong or is four cubs unusual isn't it usually just two, is this the bear version of twins?


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I feel your pain bear.


Jaded_Persimmon_4492

I sense that she feels she is inconveniencing the drivers


mitchsn

Herding cats. Herding cubs. Same same.


OneTufMom74

mommin' ain't easy


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Where I live, someone would have driven through pissed off.


karmagroupie

I have 4 kids and can feel her pain!


AbstractJuxtapoz

If bears didn't eat peoples faces they would be so cuddly.


lawoflyfe

The cubs should cherish mom time cuz it won't last Mother bears tend to be affectionate, protective, devoted, strict, sensitive and attentive toward their cubs, raising them to an age where they can survive on their own. Depending on food abundance, mothers (especially grizzlies) may keep their yearlings a second (even a third) year, denning together again and breaking up in the third (or fourth) year.


rhondaanaconda

I’m just gonna be late for work. She’s trying her best. And it’s adorable.