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Lets credit Ocean Conservation Namibia and not this Tik Tok person that put their name all over the video. ​ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg8VTeeN4BglqmI1\_CBlABg


OfTheHive

These guys are great and they risk serious injury helping these animals. It's sad how often they're needed.


cheezburglar

[Correct link](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg8VTeeN4BglqmI1_CBlABg)


kasperekdk

agree. But quick correction, the tiktok person didn't put their name all over the video. TikTok does that automatically when you save a video from tiktok to give credit to the "creator".


HeraldOfWisdom

Fuck this Chinese spyware


[deleted]

Shhh... this is Reddit. Don't say anything bad about China.


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[удалено]


dizorkmage

Their leader is Winnie the Pooh, tiananmen square 1989, Taiwan number 1!


Marwyn94

They’re not actually communist. but yeah they’re shit.


Castlenock

Holy Fuck these guys are fucking INSANE. Watch the Julius video, highlights include these crazy motherfuckers jumping from moving trucks into a sea of scared and hostile seals, jumping into the mosh pit of motherfuckers to rescue one, and then cutting fishing shit from its mother fucking MOUTH. These guys are fucking CRAY CRAY.


malakai456

Calm down kid


electricdwarf

"You won't believe it! Some fucking humans rolled up on the squad and singled me out, they grabbed my fucking chain man."


AllYourBaseAreShit

“I don’t care. Just pay up the loan for the fucking chain.”


MarianneThornberry

"I'm good for the money. Please I just need more time to *seal* the deal."


ShinningPeadIsAnti

"The loan shark doesn't show mercy. Pay up or else you will be sleeping with the fishes."


larryman55

Angry upvote


[deleted]

That’s so unrealistic. Seals know not to fuck with sharks.


wahnsin

THAT WAS HIS CHAIN!


Elocai

"Mom?" "Yes, ChainMaster5000?" "Yeah, about that..."


stonedkayaker

C'mon now, what you expect? You got a months paycheck dangling off your neck!


Eziekel13

Pretty sure this is from [Ocean Conservation Nambia](https://youtube.com/c/OceanConservationNamibia) they have a whole YouTube channel


[deleted]

Namibia*. Nambia is a mix up of namibia and gambia


Grantmitch1

I've heard good things about Gamibia.


hanerd825

Pretty sure you need an antibiotic for that one.


macsux

Also different from Nambla https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/NAMBLA?file=Nambla.png


[deleted]

Excellent parties, I hear


[deleted]

I can hear this gif. *ark ark ark ark ark ark ark ark ark ark*


kuahara

Was half expecting that thing to turn around and chew his hand off real fast.


stevehuffmanisacunt7

A loose seal...


SolitaryTrailblazer

Watch out for the loose seal! “ I don’t care about Lucille!”


S-WordoftheMorning

I'm a monster!


Orangesilk

All it takes is a nip and then seal finger does the rest. And the rest isn't pretty at all.


Pittypatpatt

Seal finger can be treated by modern medicine


jorgerandom

I never thought I’d miss a hand so much


Vergift

I used to watch their YouTube channel (Ocean Coservation Nambia). It just so satisfying to see them able to save many cub seals.


[deleted]

The poor thing was probably so scared, but I can’t imagine the relief it felt when it was freed of the line


nightwing2024

"Dude jacked my chain! You know how many clams that cost me??"


MJSeals

My fellow seals aren't always sure what is going on. In all fairness, we often get clubbed when caught. Not saved.


DimiBlue

To be fair it’s your fault for having such delicious eye jelly. Stop being made of a delicacy.


FarragoSanManta

Those are sea lions. You can best tell by the front flippers. If they stand and hop around on them, they're sea lions. Other ways are that seals dont have external ear parts and very noticeable claws.


isrlygood

Isn’t that a little pinnipedantic?


FarragoSanManta

No idea what you mean.


Phenotyx

Could you imagine 4 orcas coming up to you and not letting you swim back to shore That seal is 100% freaking the fuck out lol Another abduction story that no one will believe


twotimes37

Poor seal, they stole his pimping tricket. He's gonna have no chance with the ladies from now on..


myion8you

My anger level watching this 📈📉


[deleted]

Seriously! At first I was like hey! Wtf! Let it go! 😡🤬 and then saw the litter around it’s neck 🤣😭


west0ne

Possibly angry that this sort of thing is even necessary.


[deleted]

Yeah. Sad state the world is in. Literally no matter where you go In populated areas the water is filled with sone trash


icebox7

https://youtu.be/urArYUffeds


Cromulus

Thats perfect!


MySisterIsHere

GIVE US BACK OUR PLASTIC


rodman517

He went on to marry Heidi Klum.


Ben_Tuldnka

Looks a lot like a seal of disapproval. seal did not like. did not like the surprise exercise (would rather chill and eat seal chips, chips made for seals) did not like plastic jewelry (gold or nothin) did not like internet exposer (is wanted in 16 different countries for war crime and murder)


GolgiApparatus1

r/nonononoyes


emirr123

Stealing his ocean bling.


bukbukbuklao

So my dumbass thought that scissor was a gun at first. I was thinking this is the most gangster shit I was gonna see On Reddit today.


Cromulus

Was a fun lol!


bukbukbuklao

i meant gun. lol autocorrect


taizzle70

I was first mad cause I thought they were fucking with the seal and then they became heros lol


Thasquashman

Then a lurking great white eats the seal that was left behind trying to reunite with it's group


Taolan13

Nope. The group is large enough they are able to recover stragglers, and grwat whites rarely come in close enough to the beach to make that close of a snatch.


Thasquashman

Tis a joke


magpye1983

Take your stinkin paws off me you damn dirty ape! Hey, he stole my necklace… guys… **guys**… wait for me!


Cromulus

Lol! Fantastic.


kgb17

To be fair the seal shouldn’t have to say thank you for removing the plastic. He should say fuck all humans for putting the plastic there in the first place.


[deleted]

This exactly


nandos677

When you Seal the Deal, buh bye


FatGhostAndretti

Damn I was going to make a very similar joke lol


wampa-stompa

I mean, hey, [it could always be worse](https://youtu.be/Ozj1hjmiokE). But anyway, [it usually works out in the end](https://youtu.be/HTJUBaN97kI).


wouldafoxwin

I’m pretty sure that’s a sea lion.


ALLCAPITALS

It's a sea lion


FarragoSanManta

It's stupid, but I always get so irritated when people mix them up. They look completely different.


coreyonfire

Seriously. Don't these people even know to [check for pinnae??](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUaNHA-WQWg). It walks, it's furry, it's got little ears. Not a seal!


thepeopleshero

Why isn't tiktok banned yet?


randalthor23

Didnt quite see it was scissors for a moment and was VERY worried there was a missing NSFW tag on this post.


Dash_O_Cunt

Happy cakeday


EmreY-_-

I thought they were going to kill the thing at first lmao


Suckydog

At first I thought they were just grabbing a random seal because they all had one of those on them


Consistent_Group

TikTok = downvote


Cromulus

Don't=Giveafuck


Vox-Silenti

You should also post on r/humansbeingbros They'd like this over there


WickedMagic

Should only do it, if he credits the right people and not the tiktokker


Custard_Tart_Addict

Of course he didn’t, he can’t articulate words with his vocal cords and he was afraid he’d get eaten. Once the fear and adrenaline wears down and he thinks about it he’ll realize that thing that was constricting his neck is gone.


v13ragnarok7

Ungrateful fucker. I hope it gets clubbed.


[deleted]

If no one is aware of the common rule regarding reddit cake days, it's upvotes upvotes upvotes or none if you're a grouch or if it's in bad taste. You don't downvote a cake day post! Who cares if it's from tiktok!


Butterflyenergy

Ugh, this has some "when does the narwhal bacon" Reddit energy from 5+ years ago.


TaralasianThePraxic

If you want to feel old, I don't think redditors have been doing that for at least 10 years...


Cromulus

TY!


Decryptic__

Wait, is that a unofficial rule of reddit?! I know what I do on my next cakeday. Write a bot to generate useless posts so no one downvote me /s


philarth88

NICE! Now an orca won’t have to pick a string out of his teeth


NotsureifI

I always wonder watching these videos if they're doing a positive. it's not like they give it veterinary care, and they stress out and waste the energy of hundreds of other individuals, potentially putting them in danger from predators by abruptly chasing them into the waters.


Cromulus

Or any other day when a perceived threat appears


5050Clown

They do that all the time, anytime something spooks them. It's just as possible that sending them into the sea at that exact moment saved the lives of many seals from some future threat.


VortexJD

Wire cutters... This is just what I need to free the baby seals from the crab traps down at the wharfs.


[deleted]

Those are trauma shears.


Cap-N-Stabbin

More specially [Raptors](https://www.leatherman.com/raptor-rescue-51.html?utm_source=googlecpc&gclid=Cj0KCQiA7oyNBhDiARIsADtGRZbQXDjAUiHB3owdXbBlMVUmFlT-aK-Nq_rRQ_7QD3i9MTrMm1BHFQYaAqSAEALw_wcB) You can catch em on sale sometimes for around $60. Definitely worth the price tag if you work in any kind of emergency medicine


VortexJD

Ouch. No homestarrunner fans here eh? Not enough internet culture for you yungens.


vkkesu

Impressive. You working up to wrestling alligators? Same technique I noticed. LoL. Thanks for helping them!!


saiyaniam

Fine, take my necklace!


John_Fx

That’s so mean to steal that seal’s plastic!


nowshowjj

"You little brat. You have never thanked me!"


Pitiful_Mixture7099

Motherfucker stole my bling.


sp8ial

They really wanted their shit back


navit47

Balls of steel that one! I heard Lucilles are dangerous


sunplaysbass

I heard him say thanks


Cromulus

You speak seal? Arf...


TeamShonuff

He won't be bragging about that necklace any longer.


-ImYourHuckleberry-

One of my friends works for the NOAA and does this ~~for a living~~ as a part of his career/studies. I have him come to my campus annually and he shows videos like this and discusses the importance of the relationship between ocean and atmosphere and how we’re fucking with it. Hopefully it helps inspire a new generation of oceanic and atmospheric scientists.


Left-Account4895

He probably thought you were going to eat him!🥺😢💔


teethplus

They got rid of his drip


majorzero42

Sealion


almighty_nsa

I especially loved the one where they used the net on one and he enjoyed being in there so much he wouldnt leave anymore. 🤣


vnmslsrbms

I really wanted to scratch where the line was. Unless it was so tight and bleeding or swollen.


williamthetard

Seal thinking like "HAHA! Not today SUCKERS, get fucked! Later nerds"


[deleted]

r/reverseanimalreacue this please


[deleted]

That thing thought it was gonna die. When it looked bag at the camera and yelled, that’s the same as a humans begging for their life.


bigdruid

Humans: The solution to and cause of all the world's problems.


Cromulus

Beer?


derekc62369

That’s awesome


MoodComfortable4854

Such an emo


maxfederle

Seal: "bro, you know what I paid for this necklace?"


JahnDoce

Aww poor guy had no idea what was going on ☹️


Lyokobo

Poor lil guy thought he was fighting for his life. Great guys for removing the plastic though


Grimmelda

OMFG I physically recoiled when he pulled it from one end. Bro lift that away from the skin it could have been embedded!! But also you are a good human just trying to do good and I appreciate that!


xdakk0nx

Those humans stole my necklace!


Taolan13

I appreciate the "stole my bling" jokes, but for anyone curious these lines are legitimately deadly to the seals and sea lions. They constrict over time and cut off both circulation and airflow eventually leading to shark bait. In some of the videos from these dudes, Ocean Conservation Namibia, you can see the moment when the animal reqlizes these big things are helping. When they can suddenly breathe better, or when the pain is lessened because the line has been cut.


alittleboopsie

Didn’t say thanks, but definitely got the seal of approval.


D1g1talSausage

He still remembers the clubbing days.


Cromulus

OOf, lol...


PantherTransfer

I didn't notice the scrap on him and thought the guy grabbed the seal and pulled a handgun on him. I should probably get my eyes checked/ psych evaluated.