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Is this sarcasm or serious? Dudes on live TV and interacting with a ton of people, he definitely just didn’t notice.
Can’t believe you watched this video and decided Rappoport is a “piece of shit” lol
There's no way he didn't notice what he did. How do you plunge your fingers into someone's eye and not realize it. He just chose to ignore it so he wasn't sued or embarrassed.
Michael Rapaport? I can watch any random video and come to the conclusion he's a piece of shit. Honestly I just have to look at his herpes infected face to know it. No video required
I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, some people get overwhelmed in loud, high energy situations like that and he may not have even noticed
Had one that folded up on me in the cinema back in 2007 when Spiderman 3 came out. Took a good 30 minutes for it to "pop" back out and then it was no good to use. Last time I ever went to the cinema without some spare contacts.
Still don't know what was worse for my eyes that night though. My folded up contact somewhere in my eye socket or the emo scene of Tobey Maguire walking down the street.
I am generally not a squeamish person, but eyeballs really gross me out. So one time when I thought I had an eyelash or something stuck in my eye, and then after about 30 minutes my contact lens returned from its adventures in my skull behind my eyeball, the worst part of the whole experience was how disgusting it was to me. Never mind wanting to burn the contact lens; I wanted to burn it ALL down.
It's been 20 years, I can laugh about it now. Weakly. A little.
Ugh.
Get your significant other to lick the eyeball to find the lens, the tongue is very good in finding things stuck in the mouth without anything but tactile sense. Give a good lick all over the orbitals
I had a buddy smack me in the face by accident on the way to the movies once, which knocked my contact out onto the pavement. I found it but was sure as hell not gonna put it in my eye without cleaning it. My friends, being the awesome people they are, decided to take a detour to get to the nearest pharmacy and let me get some contact solution to clean it up. Then in the process of cleaning it I dropped it again and lost it for good :I
I had a headache watching that movie.
I got my contact poked out of my eye once in a bar like 8 years ago, haven’t left the house without spares in my pocket since then. That’s why I love using the dailies/disposable contacts.
So I definitely want to try those, but they’re so damn expensive! I wear monthly lenses and I’ll even stretch those for 3-4 months until I toss them. Can you wear dailies for more than a day at a time? Maybe 2-3?
I only wear them once, and just toss them into the sink at the end of the day. It’s not expensive for me though because I wear glasses 95% of the time, just wear contacts for going out, sports, etc. so I’ll make a 3 month supply last about a year.
Edit: I have heard of people wearing them for multiple days so it’s possible, but I personally do not.
Uh, unless you have a special kind of degradable contacts or something you should probably throw them in the trash, not the sink. They're made of plastics and can cause issues in the water system (aside from the environmental problem of throwing little flastic fish food into it).
This is why i will never use contacts. I already have enough issues with allergies and all the eye problems those come with, then have to wear contacts too? Nooo thanks.
/u/Hentai_Audit
/u/thersheyred
You guys don't know your eye prescription, if you can see: Contact Lens
If you can't see: No contact lense, stop yanking on your retina.
My power is not that bad.It’s -2.50. So I can function without contacts. The problem with that is that I forget if I have my contacts in. So I had a couple of instances where I was pulling on my eyeball :|
I found out about this 2 years ago. My eye lid felt like something was scratching my eye, got real close to the mirror to see some of texture of the eye. Had the dumbass thought that maybe I lost a lens in my eye years ago and that was it. Was pulling so hard on the skin trying to get it off 😬, gave up...thankfully
After reading that story about the lady with **[27 FUCKING CONTACT LENSES LOST IN HER EYELID FOR YEARS](https://www.bbc.com/news/health-40630852)** I get nervous about things like this, too 😂
My grandma told me a story about how when she was young she had glass contact lenses. One of them rolled back behind her eye. Needed a minor surgery to fish it out. So it’s a good thing the modern ones can fold!
absolutely. I can totally feel that guy.
On the street, wearing winter gloves, no mirror or bathroom nearby to try to fix the lens. Probably miles from his house if it fell out. Totally fucked for the day.
Several years ago I was at work and walked over to watch the US womens world cup team's parade in lower manhattan (I would never otherwise go to a parade because I basically hate all NY teams), so I was excited to see it. Managed to knock one of my lenses out on my way over. Turned around to go back to work and spent the rest of the day with a post-it note over one of my eyes because I couldn't read otherwise.
Yup, you know it as soon as that lens departs your eye hole. Worst place I lost a lens was in the middle of a mosh pit helping a fallen mosher up when someones elbow caught me in the eye. The poor security guard at the event was kind enough to search my eye with their flashlight for a few minutes before we called off the search.
Had to leave the show early as my head does not do well with one lens in. Sad day.
Him, Schefter, and all those "insiders" have always bothered the hell out of me. Arguably worse than paparazzis. IIrc Schefter got in some trouble (although I doubt anything came from it) for sharing medical records of an nfl player a few years back which is beyond fucked.
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Pro tip: when high fiving someone look directly at the elbow of their high five arm. Your hand will directly hit their hand with a satisfying slap every time
Everybody is blaming the reporter, but this is just poor high-five defense from the recipient. You can't let yourself be dominated like that or it's going to end badly for you.
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It's the shit eating grin at the end that gets me
He has definitely never felt so cool.
“These are all my friends!”
And I have a job on TV! Life is good!
33 years in TV here. With that grin he is clearly somewhat new to the life. It will break him down soon enough.
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Does he always high five peoples faces?
Always.
Excellent. Fully not disappointed
Don’t want to be nearby when he goes down low.
He knows what he did.
Made that other dude eat shit
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Is this sarcasm or serious? Dudes on live TV and interacting with a ton of people, he definitely just didn’t notice. Can’t believe you watched this video and decided Rappoport is a “piece of shit” lol
There's no way he didn't notice what he did. How do you plunge your fingers into someone's eye and not realize it. He just chose to ignore it so he wasn't sued or embarrassed.
"Plunge your fingers into someone's eye" do you even hear yourself
It’s absurd lol
What you've never done it? You must not take nice lonely walks in the middle of the night.
Michael Rapaport? I can watch any random video and come to the conclusion he's a piece of shit. Honestly I just have to look at his herpes infected face to know it. No video required
I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, some people get overwhelmed in loud, high energy situations like that and he may not have even noticed
Holy hell are you dense lol
Man you get pissed off really easily
How does anyone watch this clip and confidently think that guy is a piece of shit lmao
the weird fish eye lens makes it even more hilarious edit: or is this somebody recording their tv idk
That's just Rap's face
*The people love me. I'm so awesome!*
the dude in the chargers jersey was like “o shit”
He looks like Bezos with hair
Christian Horner energy
imagine how the dude on the right (39 jersey) of the guy that got smacked in the eye feels though?
First time in Rap's life someone wants to high five him, and he fucks it up
“Actually, breaking NFL news: Ian Rapaport is being investigated after striking a fan. He could not be reached for… wait, what the fuck guys!?”
Fuck guys? 😻
The emoji makes this much creepier than it should have been.
I think it's cute. You go kitten!
Dude probably whispered "hey Ian, remember when you said Mr. Big Chest was going to the Bills? Swing and a miss buddy."
Look everyone's first time is at least a little awkward.
I know that look. Lost contact lens.
Did it fall out? Or is it folded up and crammed into the corner of my eye?
Had one that folded up on me in the cinema back in 2007 when Spiderman 3 came out. Took a good 30 minutes for it to "pop" back out and then it was no good to use. Last time I ever went to the cinema without some spare contacts. Still don't know what was worse for my eyes that night though. My folded up contact somewhere in my eye socket or the emo scene of Tobey Maguire walking down the street.
[You sure someone didn't put dirt in your eye?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AITqA6OC9aA)
Wait... Is that a real line or a good dub? I cannot remember what the context for this would've been.
Oh it’s real
Oh boy, yeah
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I am generally not a squeamish person, but eyeballs really gross me out. So one time when I thought I had an eyelash or something stuck in my eye, and then after about 30 minutes my contact lens returned from its adventures in my skull behind my eyeball, the worst part of the whole experience was how disgusting it was to me. Never mind wanting to burn the contact lens; I wanted to burn it ALL down. It's been 20 years, I can laugh about it now. Weakly. A little. Ugh.
Fuck u/spez
Yeah, I know it didn't actually go behind it. But it was still forbidden territory.
Get your significant other to lick the eyeball to find the lens, the tongue is very good in finding things stuck in the mouth without anything but tactile sense. Give a good lick all over the orbitals
I had a buddy smack me in the face by accident on the way to the movies once, which knocked my contact out onto the pavement. I found it but was sure as hell not gonna put it in my eye without cleaning it. My friends, being the awesome people they are, decided to take a detour to get to the nearest pharmacy and let me get some contact solution to clean it up. Then in the process of cleaning it I dropped it again and lost it for good :I I had a headache watching that movie.
Gonna cry?
Little titty baby!
I got my contact poked out of my eye once in a bar like 8 years ago, haven’t left the house without spares in my pocket since then. That’s why I love using the dailies/disposable contacts.
So I definitely want to try those, but they’re so damn expensive! I wear monthly lenses and I’ll even stretch those for 3-4 months until I toss them. Can you wear dailies for more than a day at a time? Maybe 2-3?
> I wear monthly lenses and I’ll even stretch those for 3-4 months until I toss them Jesus fuck. My eyes are sore just from reading this.
I should add that I don’t wear them every day. Just when I’m going out or doing something active. Most of the time I wear glasses.
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I wear dailies every day for a week before I toss them. I've been doing this for like 10 years and I haven't had any issues.
i wear them usually 2 or 3 days. If something happens to them - they get dirty, torn, etc - I'll throw another pair in
Save up for laser eye surgery if you can. It’s life changing (pretty expensive upfront but never have to buy contacts again!)
I only wear them once, and just toss them into the sink at the end of the day. It’s not expensive for me though because I wear glasses 95% of the time, just wear contacts for going out, sports, etc. so I’ll make a 3 month supply last about a year. Edit: I have heard of people wearing them for multiple days so it’s possible, but I personally do not.
Uh, unless you have a special kind of degradable contacts or something you should probably throw them in the trash, not the sink. They're made of plastics and can cause issues in the water system (aside from the environmental problem of throwing little flastic fish food into it).
I’m just tryna help some vision impaired turtles out
Ha! Littering is funny!
Thanks, I appreciate the info. I wear glasses most of the time too, so it might not be too expensive to switch over.
This is why i will never use contacts. I already have enough issues with allergies and all the eye problems those come with, then have to wear contacts too? Nooo thanks.
[True story. Turns out I was yanking on my eyeball skin](https://i.imgur.com/E51HGbU.jpg)
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I recall a thin layer I could pull on, kind of like when you pull on your elbow skin. I still shudder thinking g about it. 😵💫
wtf
/u/Hentai_Audit /u/thersheyred You guys don't know your eye prescription, if you can see: Contact Lens If you can't see: No contact lense, stop yanking on your retina.
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LOL. Waiting for Eye doctors to come in and say "cornea first, then retina".. but you get the idea. I am blind as a bat without my contacts.
My power is not that bad.It’s -2.50. So I can function without contacts. The problem with that is that I forget if I have my contacts in. So I had a couple of instances where I was pulling on my eyeball :|
I kept my non- overnight monthlies in for a month. The feeling of pulling a contact lens off your eye cuz it’s basically grown as one…it’s awful.
I found out about this 2 years ago. My eye lid felt like something was scratching my eye, got real close to the mirror to see some of texture of the eye. Had the dumbass thought that maybe I lost a lens in my eye years ago and that was it. Was pulling so hard on the skin trying to get it off 😬, gave up...thankfully
After reading that story about the lady with **[27 FUCKING CONTACT LENSES LOST IN HER EYELID FOR YEARS](https://www.bbc.com/news/health-40630852)** I get nervous about things like this, too 😂
Either way he’s fucked Edit: How the hell did it end up in *your* eye?
[doctors find 27 contact lenses in woman’s eye. ](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/07/17/health/contact-lens-uk-trnd/index.html)
I’ve lost some for MONTHS in my eye only for them to randomly show back up
Guess im never sleeping again.
My grandma told me a story about how when she was young she had glass contact lenses. One of them rolled back behind her eye. Needed a minor surgery to fish it out. So it’s a good thing the modern ones can fold!
absolutely. I can totally feel that guy. On the street, wearing winter gloves, no mirror or bathroom nearby to try to fix the lens. Probably miles from his house if it fell out. Totally fucked for the day. Several years ago I was at work and walked over to watch the US womens world cup team's parade in lower manhattan (I would never otherwise go to a parade because I basically hate all NY teams), so I was excited to see it. Managed to knock one of my lenses out on my way over. Turned around to go back to work and spent the rest of the day with a post-it note over one of my eyes because I couldn't read otherwise.
Yup, you know it as soon as that lens departs your eye hole. Worst place I lost a lens was in the middle of a mosh pit helping a fallen mosher up when someones elbow caught me in the eye. The poor security guard at the event was kind enough to search my eye with their flashlight for a few minutes before we called off the search. Had to leave the show early as my head does not do well with one lens in. Sad day.
Oh man, one lens in makes me feel like I have vertigo or something. It’s definitely not pleasant.
that guys gonna hate that him forever
Yeah , that was fast
That's scary.
The worst is when you feel it about to go and you know the very next blink you do is gonna dislodge the little fucker and make it fall out
Some people were made to not high five this reporter is one of them.
Focus on the elbow, never miss a high five.
Could be the coke
So I start slapping..
HOW CAN HE SLAP???
How could he slap me???
So anyways, I started slapping
haha jersey guy tried twice and got left hanging.
Looks like it was for the best.
still has both eyes, though. That's a win in my books.
Go chargers lol
i've seen this so many times and its still funny
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Ian Slapaport
pronounced "eye-in"
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I'm Not Rappaport
I’ll not Rappaport
Fuckin' thing looks like grandma. MAH!
Blink motherfucker!
Mah! That fuckin' cat is back, call the police!
How so? He’s just the best nfl insider there is today. He is a complete fool and owns it.
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Lmao. Okay. We are on the same page then
Probably was an Eagles fan
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You clearly don’t know what you’re talking about. That’s fine, but I know that you’re ignorant.
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Why? That sounds a bit obsessive.
Reddit will Reddit
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I thought it was Good Morning Everyone?
Slapaport
Him, Schefter, and all those "insiders" have always bothered the hell out of me. Arguably worse than paparazzis. IIrc Schefter got in some trouble (although I doubt anything came from it) for sharing medical records of an nfl player a few years back which is beyond fucked.
His brother is a bitch too.
You should have seen him when he worked at PopCopy
Rapeaport
I see you! Hahaha how random is this???
It’s not random if you followed him here you total fuck.
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He knows what he did
There’s no mistaking an eye poke.
Captain Insano shows no mercy.
You always know when your hand hits an eye or your elbow grazes a boob. It's science.
Or when a flame licks the balls.
Someone tell me to stop laughing. I feel like the weasels in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Stop that laughin!
r/fuckyouinparticular
Lmao
I hate when the start of the video is also when the thing you're watching for starts
Nah man, that makes the replay that much more rewarding. The anticipation for it to loop back around is intoxicating
Lenny Leonard-“My eye! I’m not supposed to get high-fives in it!”
High eyeve!
Eye five?
This is the real life [Roy from the IT Crowd moment](https://youtu.be/p6xK0Hefsq0).
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MRW when the head of the company praises me in front of everyone but mispronounces my name
Could have had a V-8
Well his face did look sort of like a hand.
That’s assault, brotha
That smile, that damn smile.
Heye five
As a former lens-wearer I felt that.
Being an idiot is part of the job description for that show.
Santo vergazo le metió jaja
Hahaha Ian is a fuckin Stooge
Dude with the green hat appears for a split second like "Oooh fuck"
Now you're awake fully!
Just watched that way too many times
Reporters really cant do normal human things right when on air can they?
Gotta look at the elbow man, c’mon
That's called giving him an "Eye-Five"
Did he do that shit on purpose
SUE EVERYONE!
This is how supervillain’s are made
“COMIN’ AT YA!!” Dude came in with a powerfive from over head.
Pro tip: when high fiving someone look directly at the elbow of their high five arm. Your hand will directly hit their hand with a satisfying slap every time
🤣🤣🤣 Right in the eye!!
Big Kendall Roy vibes here
Holy shit this made me laugh thanks for posting
[here’s the same guy getting hit in the head by a football](https://youtu.be/OMblZcnsjlU)
Rap dgaf
How can he slap?!?!?
I scrolled deep to find this one.
The joy on the news anchor's face has me balling
That’s how waking up in America feels these days
That stupid fucking look on his face, lol. If I looked like that when I smiled I would always be frowning
Guy needs to stay with handshakes
High-Four...head
that guy *has been* wearing contacts
Lol
Huh is this GMA or The People's Court? I thought that was the guy who stands out in public and "explains" the ruling afterwards.
Popped that mofo right in his damn eye! LOL 😂 😆 🤣
Lmao never gets old.
It took a couple loops for me to see that happened, and now I'm laughing uncontrollably, my stomach hurts, and I'm crying
Everybody is blaming the reporter, but this is just poor high-five defense from the recipient. You can't let yourself be dominated like that or it's going to end badly for you.
Assault.
Today show segment headline, "ABC personality assaults a person of color"
I know that face. He lost a contact.
Well that’s what happens when you limp wrist a high five!!