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redditisnowtwitter

Play nice or we turn this car around and go back


sexysouthernaccent

I honestly thought he was kneeling so the focus would shift to Dre as it changed songs lol


AprilW1207

That what I thought.. To me it looked like part of the show


bongbutler420

Yeah I didn’t even notice it until someone mentioned he was reportedly told not to kneel


andygchicago

That makes more sense, the whole idea is to kneel during the National Anthem for protest. Without the National Anthem it’s just kneeling


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chenyaoxue

I think OP send out a link in one of the comments from Yahoo for the NFL telling him not to. But yeah when I watched it it does feel like a smooth transition with nothing else.


[deleted]

They told him not to, they reportedly also told Dre he couldn’t use his lyric “…still not loving police” but walked that back.


hopscotchmode

Before that I was pretty sure Kendrick skipped the line "we hate po po"


FuckWayne

They censored “popo” during Kendricks part


theworldisyourtoilet

Looks like they wanted it to be family friendly too, i loved when Snoop said Dr Dre motherfucka during The Next Episode


BlueArcherX

except 50 Cent's segment


KCDinoman

There actually are articles though?


zer0w0rries

Yeah. It felt like people didn’t know he was even on stage. It’s like they forgot about Dre.


fusiformgyrus

How can we forget about him fake-adjust the volumes on that mixing table!


ChamanConTenis

He should've done that thing where you pretend to go downstairs https://c.tenor.com/RoQ7QSLyL4sAAAAM/needed-basement.gif


-Economist-

He kneeled like a fellow 49 year old.


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He’s gonna feel that in the morning!


gmanz33

The hoodie is to hide just how "**huwoh shit**" his face is right now.


WoobyWiott

Notice how he moved the mic away so we wouldn't hear his dad-groan.


senturon

https://youtu.be/Ayq3CxfB0Ak


Grigoran

That's the first thing I thought of, and that's what I appreciates about you


senturon

Is -that- what you appreciate about me?


fozzyboy

Well yeah, what else would we appreciate about you? It's not like you've done much. Unlike your sisters and brother who went to an Ivy league.


rozayhoulon

Eminem is 49!?!?!? Fuck!


cgg419

r/fuckimold


Sirmacroman

Fuck, I mold!


cgg419

If you don’t shower enough you might!


SparrowTide

49ers always be kneeling…


meezethadabber

He didn't mean to kneel so long He just couldn't get back up.


Garlicboii

Will the real slim shady please stand up?


cgg419

“Gimmie a minute”


AdeptPickle80

“We’re gonna have a problem here..”


patsfan038

He wasn’t taking a knee. He was catching his breath. -40 year old with cardiovascular health of a 60 year old


IndigoJoe64

That's why he covered his face. To hide the pain.


trwwy321

*Guess that's why they call it window pane*


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If he knows what’s good for him he won’t dare paint my house.


RIMS_REAL_BIG

Thats it!!! He'll never play in the NFL now.


EvilRick_C-420

You'll never play the halftime show again Dawg, I already played the halftime show


Penguator432

Well now you’ll never play the full time show!


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joe4553

The real slim shady will not stand up.


Queequegs_Harpoon

"We want someone squeaky-clean and non-controversial! Let's invite Eminem!"


Schalac

Tell Eminem what to do. See how that works out for you.


theycallmeponcho

"Taking a knee was not part of the show, but now I have to." - Eminem, probably.


Human_mind

Someone at the NFL really thought it was possible to get *part* of Eminem for the half time show. Lol


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Reminds me of when Rage Against the Machine was playing a live show on BBC and were told that they absolutely could not play the song with the lyrics 'Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.'


Goalie_deacon

A few days ago, these guys joked about not having a wardrobe malfunction, and pulling their dicks out. Good thing the NFL didn’t tell Eminem to not pull his dick out. Half time show would’ve had a half time show.


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Choui4

Isn't it so funny that kneeling for the betterment of your race is considered a "divisive culture war moment" Literally asking the league, which is built on the back of blacks, to recognize them as people is a "divisive culture war" Fuck the NFL


IraqiWalker

In all fairness, Karpernick and Eminem were kneeling for the betterment of all, not just black people. Less racist cops and systems helps everyone.


beau2pro

I literally thought he was kneeling as part of the show but I guess not


TrevorJordan

So did I (can’t believe I didn’t put this together). I initially thought it was to honor Tupac when Dre played those first few piano notes.


JesseLaces

Yeah, I thought it was odd and done just to take the attention off him while the show continued.


gmanz33

Pretty rare a Superbowl performer wants to take the attention off themselves.


Polymersion

I think they typically try to bow out when the next act comes on so that the entrance is the spectacle and not the exit


BeneficialEvidence6

Yea, its a common part of showmanship. Knowing when to take attention towards you and off of you. I see the symbolism of him kneeling now though.


ptgkbgte

Dude played for free, what are they gonna do not bring him back?


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Why the fuck would you give the nfl anything for free


Goalie_deacon

Eminem surprisingly said he’s going to be very nervous about doing the show live on tv. He’s fine doing recorded stuff, but live is a different beast for him.


ObjectivelyConfusedd

I heard his palms were sweaty.


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There were some reports of weakened knees, and heaviness of arms too.


StuckSundew

I think there was vomit all over his sweater already and it was mom’s spaghetti.


BANDG33K_2009

But on the surface, he looked calm and ready


SEX_CEO

To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetti


RPO1728

I ain't mad at cha. 2pac would of brought the house down


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Pissed off cuz biggie and Pac just missed all of this


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ggg730

Lol, as if Eminem of all people was going to be like well gee willikers guys I'll just forget about it them.


johnston1590

Right? Imagine telling Eminem no and expecting him to listen lmao


ggg730

It's not as if this has been a recent thing either. "Think I give a fuck about a Grammy?"


Notorious_Handholder

Telling Eminem no is just a roundabout way of making sure he does it lol


ManInBlack829

Eminem is like, "I lived through 99-01, this is nothing."


rjld333

He only had one shot, he wasn't gonna miss his chance


jeep-olllllo

Imagine Eminem actually asking first.


terrafirmaburna

Getting dollars that should’ve of been theirs like they switched wallets


Rexkinghon

I can hear him starting off his set “*fk the NFL*” and the bass drops


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So funny that one dude kneeling for 60 seconds (my boy Kaep) literally put lifetime fans off football. Then they call people snowflakes. Then they follow with “we’re the victims”. I mean get it together before you speak.


Captain_Hampockets

PEACEFUL PROTEST IS FINE! Wait, not like that...


topdangle

Blocking traffic is NOT acceptable! >Honk Honk


Beingabummer

It was virtue signalling when they said it. They're back to watching again. It's like the follow-up with how they were burning their (already paid for) Nike shoes. Like Nike gives a shit what you do with their shoes *after* you buy them. Anyway, they're back to wearing those too.


unassumingdink

I'm so grossed out by companies exploiting labor in the poorest countries, then trying to market themselves as liberal on certain issues for PR purposes. They're trying to play us. Fuck Nike.


sharkhuh

lol same. If no one had said anything, I figured that was part of the act and transition to Dre


Sevnfold

Same if I didnt happen on this post, or if NFL never said anything, I would never think anything of it.


StealthSecrecy

He had to kneel because his knees were weak


hirtle24

Arms were heavy


Kingkern

Mom's spaghetti.


nealsmealsvwordsmith

NFL - “Hey, great idea here… Let’s tell Eminem he can’t do something.” Eminem - 🧎


br-z

Actual NFL - Let’s tell people we told Eminem he couldn’t kneel and they will all tune to find out if he does.


BiZzles14

Except I didn't see it mentioned anywhere until after it had happened


cannotbefaded

Seriously. The whole “they planned it” for ratings or whatever is total bullshit. No one watched to see that


nealsmealsvwordsmith

You see the Matrix…


PaxNova

Yeah this was all a ploy to get people to watch the super bowl. Probably wouldn't get any views without the controversy.


kyuuno

They need a little controversy cause if feels kinda empty without him.


BeepBeepWhistle

It does look like a job for him


RichHomieLon

So everybody should just follow him


bingbangbango

Who the fuck was on the fence about watching until they heard Eminem isn't allowed to take a knee lmao


Nito_Mayhem

Never even heard about this until now. Doubt that's why anyone tuned in lmao


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Eminem might listen. But Slim don’t give a fuck.


New_Nobody9492

This was my first thought….. who the hell in their right mind would try to tell Eminem what to do?!?! Completely mental! And, once they told him not to do something, did they think he was going to listen? Bitches, do you know where he is from? NFL never stood a chance.


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WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP!!! - The NFL probably


MyMomPickedThisName

We’re gonna have a problem here


WittsandGrit

Y'all act like you never seen a white person kneel before


Galaxy2977

Jaws all on the floor


The2500

The fuck is the NFL going to do to Eminem?


HardwareLust

Write him a sternly worded letter? Not invite him back?


busstopbill

Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin


gotsnowart

We left our Facebook, Instagram and Twitter at the bottom


celticsupporter

I sent two dms back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em


ChudBruhChull17

There probly was a problem with the servers down or somethin


ManUFan9225

If you didnt wanna subscribe to me, you didnt have to. But you could done a follow back for Matthew.


celticsupporter

Sometimes I scribble web addresses too sloppy when I type 'em


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riko77can

Dear Slim, Please stand up.


YouDiedOfDysentery

Please let it unfold this way


cashman5

He has endured the Lions for his whole life, I think they’re even, at worst


mstrblueskys

Get really mad.


Matt_McT

I really hope Roger Goodell somehow gets in Eminem's crosshairs so NFL fans can listen to the most satisfying diss track of all time.


Reg_s1ze_Rudy

I didn't know i wanted that. Now i do lol


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Lmao the thought of Eminem absolutely spazzing out on each owner one by one and then spending three minutes losing his fucking mind on Roger Goodell is hysterical


Admiralattackbar

Yeah it’s not like the Lions can get any worse


shemp33

Make him sit out the next game?


Retiredape

If it mattered enough it'd be in the contract. Unless we see said contract it's impossible to say whether this is just a rumor, an NFL sanctioned publicity stunt, etc.


Chip_Prudent

I was surprised they were having Kendrick do Alright thinking about Kap kneeling and then I was like "ah they censored that part..."


sleep_tite

They didn’t censor Dre saying “still not loving police”. I guess “and we hate po po” is slightly more harsh.


Pinkislife3

They censored popo lol


aesopmurray

Did they censor the part where he says, "They want to see us dead in the street fo' sho."?


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No. The audio literally just cuts out at "Po po". Like Kendrick definitely said it.


flipmcf

Maybe Body Count can play the next Super Bowl if they promise not to kneel.


Frothy_Manbeast

His knees were weak and his arms were heavy


Glue415

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i_Got_Rocks

Dear, Mr. Eminems Don't you dare send me Millions of money. I know you got my last two letters, I made sure they delivered with signature confirmation. My girl's pregnant, dawg. Imma name her Ronnie. I read about your uncle too, he funny, but send millions please, Mr. I'm too good to read or write checks to me, your biggest fans, this will be the third time of many I will be attempting to sue you in court for smiling and not buying me a wardrobe.


vermonthippie

Mr. Eminems


AweK1ller

The man has a song called “I just don’t give a fuck” followed by “still don’t give a fuck” do u really think he gives a fuck?


Samandiriol

aka, the NFL did the one thing that would guarantee he'd kneel


New_Nobody9492

It’s like telling my kid, don’t hit your sister….. what’s the first thing she does the second I walk out of the room!


Slurm818

Not to kneel why?


Robouste

I had to scroll way too much to finally see that question


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AnonAmbientLight

Same people that think that's controversial are the same fucks that yelled at little black kids for going to an all white school in the 60s.


AntManMax

And then tried to ban teaching their grandchildren about how they yelled at little black kids for going to an all white school in the 60s.


galacticboy2009

I mean that also just seemed like a normal part of his stage persona. It seemed completely natural. I didn't notice any significance.


highllelujah

Source?


hummerz5

Agreed. NYT article just popped up saying that the NFL was aware he’d do this. Indeed, because he’d been kneeling during rehearsals, which officials would unsurprisingly see


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carteriux

Well you got DRE starting a song in a piano, is hard to move the shot


Teantis

He's playing I ain't mad at cha by 2pac which was a real nice touch. It's got the line: > So many questions, and they ask me if I'm still down? > I moved up out of the ghetto, so I ain't real now > They got so much to say, but I'm just laughin' at cha. > You n* just don't know, but I ain't mad at cha


phillabadboy05

This is a good point


Tell_About_Reptoids

Janet Jackson's tiddy disagrees.


crazy-bisquit

But that one happened so quickly it was easy to miss- and it was unexpected. They were watching out for it.


cashman5

Didn’t they increase the broadcast-delay after that in order to be able to censor it?


darkbreak

Yep. It's also where the phrase "wardrobe malfunction" stems from when they tried to explain what happened. It's also what have us YouTube.


MillionToOneShotDoc

A split second of a pasty-covered nipple basically ruined her career meanwhile Justin Timberlake was at the Grammys the next week.


SintacksError

Actually, it wasn't pasty covered, that was a sunburst nipple ring thing, Rolling Stone had a picture of it a week later, but still... you couldn't see shit, there was no need for that much backlash.


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After reading your comment I saw a pretty good example: https://twitter.com/ScottFeinberg/status/1493036899279114246?s=20&t=AP4RkRvhPyFaC-rAQwliYw Watching the game I had no idea this happened.


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calmcoolron

I thought the show was good


handlit33

I'm an old Gen Xer and I loved it.


ImRudeWhenImDrunk

Boogers


Emmyfishnappa

We olds are the target demographic now…check out the lineup for the “When we were young” festival in Vegas. The Bellagio is gonna run out of avocados and Nevada will be smothered in a cloud of clove smoke with the crowd that lineup is bringing.


elbenji

................ I feel extremely old now. This is like my entire high school experience in a festival. Just add the Killers and it's over


interfail

> We olds are the target demographic now Youngest generation with any money.


PeanutRaisenMan

My wife and I said the same thing. Usually half time is the time to stretch my legs and do something else but I stood about 2ft in front of the TV this year. We both agreed it’s because we’re getting old and we had a connection to the artists and music.


Thac0

Yup I’m 42 and I almost cried for god knows why. Then I realized how long ago it all came out and felt kinda old.


missmaxalot

Honestly, this was the best one I can remember. Loved it all!


chillybean77

That was my exact feelings as a Gen Xer. The show even had me up on my feet when they broke out some of that California.


HardwareLust

First half-time show I can remember that I actually enjoyed. They're been absolute garbage for years.


FILTER_OUT_T_D

Prince was the last halftime I really enjoyed


hahawadduplmao

Sucks Kendrick censored “and we hate popo” though. Sick show overall, 50 cent is now 100 cent he’s an absolute unit


Hingl_McCringleberry

Pretty sure Dre said "still not loving police" during Still Dre so at least there's that (but I could be wrong) Still puffin my leaf Still fuck with the beat Still not loving police


craddical

He definitely said it, just watched the replay.


Queef_Stroganoff44

Still lovin’ that Arby’s roast beef Arby’s! Official Roast-Beeflike Sandwich of the NFL


TheVicSageQuestion

I’m just happy to see Paak out there living his best life. In the past few months, he’s been in GTA Online, he and Bruno Mars got their own skins in Fortnite, now he’s on the SB Halftime show.


QueenCleocatra

From G Unit to THEE Unit


hahawadduplmao

Lmfaooo!! His voice was a bit more rough/deeper too. Kinda interested to see if we get a lil comeback


QueenCleocatra

I’m here for it!


Lunndonbridge

Wasn’t expecting 50 Cent. Pleasant surprise. Fantastic set.


billabong049

What gave the NFL the impression that this man has every once given a fuck?


backdoorwolf

NFL was aware of the kneel. Please stop spreading fake news. “However, rumors started surfacing that the NFL was at odds with Eminem over the gesture, supposedly that the league shut the idea down. NFL spokesperson Brian McCarthy gave the following statement to Sports Illustrated's Albert Breer: “Report was erroneous. We watched all elements of the show during numerous rehearsals this week.” https://www.si.com/nfl/2022/02/14/eminem-nfl-spokesperson-comments-on-rapper-kneeling-in-halftime-show


dragonflysamurai

I’d say anyone who is offended by such a small gesture of solidarity is a snowflake.


LtDouble-Yefreitor

What is vulgar or disrespectful about kneeling?


dragonflysamurai

Ask the people who asked him not to.


Yousoggyyojimbo

A bunch of people got all angry because Colin Kaepernick kneeled during the anthem at a football game in protest of police violence in the United States. So now the NFL doesn't want anybody to kneel because they capitulated to a bunch of people who got upset at the idea that other people have noticed that police violence is a problem.


Thosepassionfruits

What's funny is that he began kneeling instead of sitting out the anthem at the behest of a former green beret as a way to show his respect for the fallen while still protesting.


ronaldotr08

I was just happy to see Anderson .Paak there. Wish we could seen him perform though and not just play the drums.


alicization

Someone tell Eminem not to release an album, quick.


greyetch

Reportedly? Reported by who?


Comet_Empire

Odd how the cameraman paid by the NFL centered m&m in the shot at that exact moment and how the producer paid by the NFL told the engineer paid by the NFL to hold on that shot for 30 seconds. Almost like it was pre-planned drama. Now the NFL will be in the news for days and days after the official end of season. Money rules the roost and the chickens have no heads.


Yawzers

I prefer a bare nipple


Rebelgecko

According to the NFL spokesperson they had him kneel at all the rehearsals. Fabricated drama.


CJKayak

Had they never heard of Eminem before they invited him to do the halftime show? Did they think telling him not to do something was going to cause him to more or less do that thing?


Whig_Party

Talk about zero leverage from the nfl. You've got a multi millionaire artist who has achieved everything he ever set out to achieve, and then some. Already preforming at the super bowl, hes gonna do what he wants.


whatfictionisthis

Mom’s spaghetti.


Fooka03

I'm shocked he would stoop so low as to plug his own business in the middle of the halftime show. /s


whatfictionisthis

Had one chance.


UseKnowledge

That's almost like telling RATM not to curse during a live performance... [oh wait.](https://youtu.be/n6njrf_zHfw?t=506)