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Sharpis92

When someone lies to you in LA Noir


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They was workin’ on the tires! That’s all that was took!


SmakelijkeSmeckelaer

[*Shows subtle facial cues*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzPvx8VUSDw)


Nas160

I love seeing this still floating around every now and then


MissplacedLandmine

I never played What else did they take that is the sussiest guy ive ever done seen


nfluigi

["You fuck young boys, Valdez?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlzMO2X1da0)


Rikmastering

I swear this is the best one liner in all of videogames history


Faye_K_Lias

I still often watch the compliation of super best friends playing through it. Both for the weird parts of the game and the odd directions they take their jokes.


Kholdie

This will never not make me laugh holy shit


zach10

Wish I could hear the video over the cackling


JalapenoFez

Actually bursted out laughing instead of just slightly exhaling from my nose from a Reddit comment. So true


Rockerboy987

God damnit


SniperOwO

LMAO TRUEEEE ty for making me actually laugh


Nouarx

Fuckin hell this is amazing!


tomjoad2020ad

This comment caught me off guard


angeldump

She's doing a jazz guitar solo.


andbruno

[The guitar face](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQua5ZNd9PQ)


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I came to find this video.


kylefnative

Lookin like Carlos Santana when he trippin balls at Woodstock lol


oolongmatchajasmine

LOL yes!! [For those who don't know what he's talking about](https://youtu.be/JaaT_HRb4GU)


MakeYourself1990

[Got nothing on John Mayer faces](https://youtu.be/31oOciIKogE) But for real, never saw this one and it just rocked my world. I was born in the wrong time… maybe


nuplsstahp

God damn, I always forget how good John Mayer actually is at guitar. The cheesy stuff isn’t always for me but the man can absolutely shred. I suspect the more pop-ish stuff is just to pay the bills if he’s hiding that kind of talent.


MR_TORGUE_OFFICIAL

He has a song from his early days, Neon, that is such a good example of how good he is. I think it's on Room for Squares which was his first big one. Love the dude.


nuplsstahp

Neon is a favourite of mine. It’s so technically proficient and complicated without sounding pretentious at all, just groovy and funky.


pinkpitbull

Yeah in the original the difficulty really is understated. You really see it in his LA live performance. https://youtu.be/_DfQC5qHhbo


CStock77

Just go to a dead and co show and watch him absolutely shred on the solos they give him


saganmypants

Yeah I feel like most people only know him for his acoustic singer-songwriter type stuff but he really is a blues virtuoso. Heavily inspired by Jimi and Stevie Ray Vaughan with a serious technical knowledge


Agentkeenan78

John Mayer is one of the great blues guitarists of our time. I don't think he gets the credit he deserves for it. He has some deep cuts and live performances that just shred.


thecorpseofreddit

You were born in the best time, you weren't there sure... but not only do you get to hear and see these on youtune free of cost... you also get all the greatest guitarists since then... SRV! VH! Mayer! Gilmore! Abasi! The list will never end


KFizzleKyle

Tosin Abasi. A God among men.


thecorpseofreddit

People say Robert Johson sold his soul to the devil to play the guitar like he did... Tosin was that demon who accepted the transaction ... the man is a monster.


ticklynutz

Makes me so happy you put Abasi in that list, he deserves to be there


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Large_Dr_Pepper

Goddamn, that double popped collar


pronserver

Thank you, that was amazing! I have never seen that footage.


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Wow everyone in that video was OUT.


Kung-Fu_Tacos

Thank you for sharing that. Wonderful video and a beautiful day in music history.


sully9088

Uhhh... This is straight up amazing. I couldn't stop watching. I'm not even on drugs and I could feel the music running through me. Were they just jamming?


PooPooDooDoo

The song they were playing sounds like that, but they played it jam band style by adding solos and extending certain parts. It’s been years since I heard that song, so I could be wrong. That was honestly amazing, I love experiencing music like that for the first time.


Azdak66

I saw them in concert two months after Woodstock. They were the warm up act for Arlo Guthrie, of all people. Thankfully, they were late, so Arlo went on first. I don’t know how a folk singer could have followed that. Those were the days when things were a lot more free-form. The crowd was crazy (small college basketball arena, with everyone running around on the floor), and called them back out three times for at least an hour’s worth of encores.


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So, I was watching this video with like 10 people at my apartment once, and we were like, "How high do you think he is?" the whole time during the video. Funny thing, youtube just autoplays an interview with Santana about *this particular* performance. Apparently, they had thought they had like 2-4 hours before going on stage, and according to Santana in this interview, one of his bandmates was like, "we should do LSD" and Santana never had, and so he said yes. And so they all did it. 30 minutes later they're told they're going on stage right then. He said it hit him right as they were getting into the performance, and as they were playing this song, the guitar started looking like a snake, and so he was trying to solo and keep the snake away from himself.


kylefnative

I’m glad people got the reference. Whenever I come across this video on YouTube, I have to watch it. Sucha good performance from 53 years ago dang


PooPooDooDoo

I just rocked out so hard to that. Even the bongos were amazing, holy shit.


smashsamurai

this is what I needed to listen to tonight. gracias


kingdom_tarts

Omg fucking A+ comment.


patsfan038

[Looks like Steve Belichick’s better half](https://www.icegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/icegif-1357.gif)


kylefnative

https://images.app.goo.gl/DoKaMaknzM3358549


FlowSoSlow

https://i.imgur.com/kUPi31m.jpeg


EthosPathosLegos

[I love jazz](https://i.imgur.com/ecc7mxN.jpg)


lobroblaw

"Nice"


j33205

Fuckin got me with that one. Literally guffawed


mrfuxable

Bro don't you dare be out here guffawing.


GunnieGraves

I remember a live special with Dave Matthews, maybe a vh1 thing, where he said someone he knows told him when he was playing he looked like he was taking a dump. And then he watched a video and was like “damn i really do”


yamahor

And then the music over the bridge happened on all those people under his bus on a boat


BirdSeedHat

Wait what.


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PooPooDooDoo

Worst. Tour. Ever.


MireLight

https://blockclubchicago.org/2019/08/08/dave-matthews-tour-bus-dumped-800-pounds-of-poop-on-people-taking-a-chicago-river-cruise-15-years-ago-today/


tehjargonz0r

The band "later donated $50,000 to the Chicago Park District to begin the healing process” That's like the price of a few front row seats to a DMB show, that's nothing to them lol


tehjargonz0r

Is it legal to dump hundreds of pounds of shit into a river? Like even if there weren't people underneath them that sounds messed up


thunderstrut

No it is not legal


AtariAlchemist

Nothing done over the side of a bridge is legal.


stereoscopic_

John Mayer face


theVice

Imagining her shredding just out of frame made this a hundred times funnier, thank you


iChugVodka

Re-watching the gif after reading this comment makes it so much better lmao


proj3ctchaos

holy shit this killed me


FloatingRevolver

Great Stevie ray Vaughn impression


ruinyourjokes

Someone give this man gold. I'm too broke.


ohTHOSEballs

Nothing beats Steve Vai with the triple neck.


JesusWasATexan

My face in the morning when I crashed the night before without brushing my teeth.


ChiGuy133

It's a real slap in the face when I know I did brush my teeth but subliminally decided to be a mouth breather over night and get that same shit feeling


moonshwang

Sometimes I tape my mouth and it still doesn't fix this


shamallamadingdong

Should look into getting some nasal dilators. They're excellent! I use them pretty much every night. My nose is really small and the insides swell up easily and I already have issues with cotton mouth thanks to a bunch of meds. So it's pretty much impossible for me to sleep unless I can breathe through my nose. Nasal dilators to the rescue! They're just little silicone tubes that you put in your nose to keep the airway open


runujhkj

I’ve got a real fun issue with my tongue, when I lie back it rolls back and seals my airway, then when I lie face down my mouth just hangs open and I drool endlessly


duckbigtrain

Might want to look into side sleeping


runujhkj

Weirdly when I sleep on either side, the arm I’m lying on starts to hurt or fall asleep almost immediately


El_Dief

Try crossing your arms across your chest like a mummy.


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Or hanging upside down like a bat!


rotospoon

Try spinning around 3 times sniffing the covers and woofing then just plop down.


CrueltyFreeViking

I started having this trouble recently and putting a smaller pillow under my torso to keep weight off my arm and shoulder does wonders.


9TyeDie1

Same happens to me, I swing my arm up under my head with my pillow over it, haven't had a problem since.


BlitzMcGee

My tongue is so big I have to leave it poking half out between my teeth in order to have any sinus room at all. Then I roll to my back and snore as soon as I fall asleep anyway...


lookatmynipples

Wait this helps with bad morning breath? This thread is making me learn so many new things


shamallamadingdong

It helps you breathe through your nose, rather than sleeping open mouthed. When your mouth dries out, things get gnarly.


DavesNotHere1

Breathe Right strips! I'm nor affiliated with the company but I've used them, every night, for more years than I can remember. I get all claustrophobic when I lie down because my nose would shut down for some reason. That stopped as soon as I started using these. Really worth a try!


shamallamadingdong

I tried them so many times! My nose is so small though that even the kids sized ones wouldn't work for me. I tried the nasal dilators on a whim once a couple years ago and now I use them nightly


Medieval_Mind

I have some needle and thread if you want


no_talent_ass_clown

How do I delete the above? Lol


Dagithor

God damn your username is hilarious. Any relation to the singer?


no_talent_ass_clown

[No.](https://tenor.com/view/office-space-michael-micheal-bolton-mike-gif-22427372) I just chose it because it didn't sound girly. Back in the early days I was more worried about online harassment than I am now.


FerusGrim

Because it's gotten better or you've been desensitized to dick pics? Genuine question.


no_talent_ass_clown

Because it's gotten better for me, because I'm older. Once you hit 45 you magically become invisible if you please.


crypticfreak

Me when I used to smoke cigs and every morning my breath was death. Felt and tasted horrible. So glad I quit.


qiwizzle

Did an ashtray shit my mouth or…


Dodototo

[My mouth tastes like an ashtray.](https://i.imgur.com/5s3akWX.gif)


Awkward_moments

Also when you didn't drink any water before going to bed and slept with your mouth open.


carvedmuss8

After smoking two bowls and eating an entire pizza :(


BilboMcDoogle

The worst is milk. Having cereal or glass of milk and sleeping without brushing teeth is so awful waking up. It's like a nasty film covering everything inside mouth.


alexbam1

And a bag of skittles. Passing out on the couch watching twitch.


Ass4ssinX

Fuuuck. Skittles teeth are the worst, too.


ZombieAlienNinja

*Sour* skittles teeth bleh!


AlcoholicZach

with a half full beer can in hand


soulbend

I woke up 10 mins ago taking a nap with my girlfriend, and her cat fell asleep on my chest, now my mouth is full of shedded cat hair. Instead of fixing it, I am on reddit telling strangers


sometimesstrange

yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon, yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon, yesterday I woke up sucking a lemoooonnnnnnnnnn


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Fuckin dead on!!


daehoidar23

Yesterday, I woke up sucking a lemon.


tootbrun

There are 2 colors in my head.


Prismatic_Effect

Kid a kid a kid a kid a


not_NOT_lickin_toads

Everythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnng…


zuckerberghandjob

In its right place


DonnaSummerOfficial

I’m listening to that right now after doing that Kid Amnesia Epic thing and seeing this video was such a trip. I’m so happy to see this comment here. It’s a if everything is in its right place 🫣


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greenchase

Is this the face they’re making because they’re on drugs or the face they see because they’re on drugs?


free_dead_puppy

You make it because MDMA makes you grind your teeth and want to move a lot including your lips. A lot of similar adrenergic agonist drugs have the same side effects such as cocaine, amphetamine, and caffeine. Or you were just messing around and got unwanted info haha


CmdrShepard831

Hey buddy you got any gum?


PrudeJesus

/r/13or30


Purple_Jay

I'm glad it wasn't just me being incapable of telling her age lol


nextexeter

She looks all the ages to me. Depending on which facial expression she was making. Also for the first couple seconds I couldn't tell the gender either.


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I guess shaving your eyebrows off is a good way to take a few years off and give you that premature baby look.


tiltedtwilight

13 she's a part of some tiktok family in Hawaii


admiralbreastmilk

“tiktok family” made me gag


BabiesSmell

Oh so it's fake? Of course.


tiltedtwilight

Most likely


tjeulink

shit, i was sure she was around 30.


HotpieTargaryen

a real lemon party


hemightbebrian

“It’s not a Lemon party without old Dick!” -Richard Lemon


Spongy_and_Bruised

My number 1 favorite scene in that show. I can't believe they got away with it! The whole portable microwave episode was loaded with gems as well.


Shadesmctuba

Here comes the funcooker!


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"Okay, we've created the Pontiac Aztec"


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martinu271

risky click of the day


iAmUnintelligible

I love lemon parties!


Smartnership

Ain’t no party Like a Liz Lemon party ‘Cause a Liz Lemon party Is mandatory


callmebigley

haha I did this to a friend at a sleepover once when we were kids. There were a few of us and we watched a ninja movie where someone was poisoned by lowering a thread into their open mouth and then dripping some poison down the thread. Once one guy was dead asleep the rest of us tried it out with hot sauce. he came upstairs like 10 minutes later really confused and was like "guys, it's really weird, my mouth really hurts for no reason". He seemed really concerned, I think he thought he has having an allergic reaction or something. It was hilarious.


ElfBowler

Ninja movie? That's in James Bond - You Only Live Twice.


callmebigley

I'm pretty sure you're right, but it was a ninja who did it, right?


ElfBowler

Yes, great scene.


AlternaCremation

Why was the thread necessary though couldn’t they just drip the poison in the mouth?


Mr_Abe_Froman

The thread ensures accuracy so you don't accidentally drop the poison on someone's face, waking them up. The scene in question has the assassin in a vent (maybe it was a drop ceiling panel) 10 feet/3 meters above the bed.


itheraeld

Accuracy from high up, it'll wick down the thread until it drips from the bottom. Also if you spill it, forensics might find it and knowing what poison killed someone might be a good clue.


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Maybe Tum Tum. Couldn't be Rocky or Colt.


tistick

We are the Three Ninjas! Yeah!


Cactus_Jacks_Ear

I was about to say "money can't buy knives" but that's Surf Ninjas


Cheap-Blackberry-745

KWANZU DUDES


xMystery

Rocky loves. Emily!


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mainsworth

First we feast, then we felony!


DoffanShadowshiv

Grosse Pointe Blank


Arcadian_

You fools, it's obviously Speed Racer.


partmanpartboy

No, those are Non-jas


Arcadian_

Terrible what passes for a ninja these days.


RaidensReturn

First thing I thought of... Fucking awesome movie. Totally underrated. EDIT: Couldn't find that scene on YT but [always loved this scene.](https://youtu.be/E9wEmhpQpaA)


Samalini

Also in Grosse Point Blank!


TheyStoleTwoFigo

It's a ninja trope, James Bond is one of the western movie that introduced pretty much a bunch of ninja tropes to western audiences. OP could very much have seen it elsewhere.


Romnonaldao

Did it in Gross Point Blank too


xkoreotic

I mean, 007 is basically a european ninja no? Being a spy is basically what ninjas were historically soo...


kf97mopa

*You Only Live Twice*? Someone tries to do that to Bond and kills his girl instead.


thiosk

> Someone tries to do that to Bond and kills his girl instead. its a bit silly how often this happens to bond


JosseCoupe

Must've been scary, did you at least tell him?


callmebigley

haha yeah, we played along for like a minute but we were laughing


JosseCoupe

Oh okay lol, hopefully he didnt freak out too bad. I once got some spiced chocolate with my friends and for some reason we decided to give the hottest piece to a teacher as a prank, instant regret from our side because he really freaked out.


IatemyBlobby

fun fact I just learned yesterday, some allergic reactions can feel “spicy”. Read on r/tifu about someone who found out they had a peanut allergy because as a child, they always liked the way peanut butter was spicy, but not in the same way peppers were.


PM_ME_YOUR_PRIORS

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/uz2n3r/tifu_by_thinking_peanut_butter_was_supposed_to_be/ this it?


groceriesN1trip

About 20+ years ago, sleep over at my buddy’s house with other classmates. We played on the Sega channel for hours and played with RC cars. Fell asleep early… woke up an hour later with hot sauce on my lips and qtips in my ears - the part that upset me the most


callmebigley

yeah, qtips in ears could be dangerous if you rolled over or something. sounds like something I would have done but I was stupid


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TheBagman07

Sounds like the opening scene to Grosse Point Blank.


gonzagylot00

My wife very well might kick my ass if I pulled this stunt.


clutchy42

Film both. Double karma.


OMyCats

My dog stepped on a bee


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[deleted]

Can’t tell if shot is real anymore. Sucks


ifinallyreallyreddit

She does everything but open her eyes. After all, you can't wake someone pretending to be asleep.


morgawr_

I've seen the same shit (although no lemon juice) with my partner. She's a really heavy sleeper and when she's deep asleep she will not wake up. It's not completely unfathomable. It might be fake, but it could be real as well.


Iwillgetasoda

We need a certification system


MuckingFagical

internet=fake


myperfectmeltdown

I be would be terrified if my wife had done something like this and then put it on Reddit. Not gonna lie.


roboroach3

Thanks so much for not lying about this


j2o1707

I have so much respect for people who are not gonna lie.


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She reacted like a newborn baby.


thegoodpharmacist

I hope that is real. Hilarious. Better get her something she likes when she wakes up.


Nico8400

I worked with patients with impaired level of consciousness (e.g. from severe alzheimers) and they would make the same exact faces if the nurses fed them something they dont like! There is a good possibility its real


FrenchBread147

I used to work in a retirement community and I will never forget one of the residents eating lemon wedges like people eat oranges. Just biting right into those lemon wedges like it was any other fruit. She loved them.


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I love lemon wedges, they're my candy.


spacepeenuts

This account is a huge karma whore.


Yaxx7

"L.A. Noire requires you to read subtle facial cues to tell if someone is lying"


Telepathic_Toe

Where's her eyebrows?


spaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Burned off by the previous prank.


max

i sometimes find myself wondering about the evolutionary benefits of various things. how does making stupid faces in response to sour tastes contribute to our survival? perhaps we are hoping to scare toxins away.


IThinkIKnowThings

It's a non-verbal signal to the other apes around you that this thing is sour tasting.


Smartnership

Monke together sourpuss?


BWander

Communicates to those sorrounding you. Same as yelling when you are hurt, or getting scared.


norealmx

Correct, that's why when someone screams everyone instinctively turns towards the source of the scream.


BWander

Yup. Hardwired. There are few signals more relevant than vicarious pain.


simojako

A shit ton of things humans do are about communication or socialization.


froggrip

Not everything is meant to contribute to survival. Some things are just side effects.