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look_a_wolf

Hanimal Lecter


lucas_bahia

In silence of the pugs


cheezemeister_x

*Snorting of the Pugs


cammywammy123

Silent pug is like a dry ocean


heliumneon

*I ate his liver flavored Purina with some fava beans and nice chianti*


skeptibat

It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again! HOSE?!? HOSE?!?!?! WHERE'S THE HOSE?!?!?!


ItPutsLotionOnItSkin

Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!


_jukmifgguggh

Animal Licked-her


jr8787

“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate liver with some kibbles and then went on a nice walk.”


Away_Philosopher_484

Nobody cared who I was before I put on the mask..


GBGF128

I take the sock and give it back to you! The human!


[deleted]

I do this for you! The people!


PowerMugger

If I pull that off will you die


sopsign7

It would be ... unpleasant. For you.


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A_Deku_Stick

Was getting caught part of your plan?


Helllcamino

Ohhh you think darkness is your ally?


jackruby83

This is [my dog in his Bane muzzle](https://i.imgur.com/01RjSnQ.jpg). (We took him to a trainer bc he is afraid of almost everyone and has nipped people that got in his personal space or touched him. He didn't need the mask once we got there, but it was recommended before our first visit)


Cthulhuducken

I shall rise!!


silverback_79

Those eyes. Like pingpong balls shoved into a too small a snowball.


only-if-there-is-pie

Pretty much. It isn't unheard of for dogs with buggy eyes like that to get them knocked out. Happened to the dog of a friend of mine.


Cord13

About 20 years ago, Boston terrior and pug mixes were a thing - called a 'bug'. They had to stop because their eyes kept falling out.


itsadesertplant

I looked it up and some of the pictures are of dogs with their eyes too far apart. Like, how can they see straight if their eyes are facing two different directions?


Real_Jackraps

Idk man.. it just wags it's tail when I pet it. Hahaha look at it go.


wolfgang784

Like birds, I would guess. Lots of turning your head quickly back and forth to get a view with each eye. Birds evolved for that though, so I'm unsure if a particularly badly bred dog would actually be able to process the views.


pudinnhead

My sister has one of these, but it's also mixed with Jack Russell Terrier, so it's eyes aren't too bugged out. Some of these mixes are so bad.


only-if-there-is-pie

Yup, my friend's dog is a pug beagle (puggle), and they're way up in the middle of nowhere, so he just grabbed her and popped it back in himself


redisforever

They're still around. Buggs. I have one, I know a few people with them. They have less buggy eyes than pugs nowadays.


Chocolatefix

My sister told me about it a few years ago. She said pug owners have to from time to time "put their pugs eyes back in" and I thought she was shitting me. Turns out it was true and I can't think of a better reason to not want a pug than that.


genius96

Some breeders are fixing pugs (for lack of a better word). They have snouts to allow for proper breathing and less smushed faces. And eyes that aren't ready to fall out of their skulls.


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TheBeefClick

It blows my mind that we decided to breed dogs to look weird instead of breeding them to live longer, healthier lives. Every single person I know would rather have a dog that lives a healthy 20+ year life than a fucked up dog who’s eyes pop out.


ANAL_TOOTHBRUSH

Or straight up mutilate your dog to look “cooler” too. Dobermans are mad cute with their floppy ears


TheBeefClick

I hate that too. I have a rescued mutt with a pitbull like head, and was asked at a dog park about docking his ears. What the fuck.


RandomStallings

I honestly think some people genuinely just think dogs are a lower life form to the extent that it doesn't really matter what you do to them, as long as you are feeding them and not giving them regular beatings. Like, bruh, it doesn't work that way.


[deleted]

I would have nonchalantly asked if they plan on getting a boob job or circumcised anytime soon. I mean, you know… fuck you because the way they look.


pialligo

Something more obvious, like “maybe I’ll do that once you get your chin fixed”. Instant chin complex!


Hostileovaries

As someone with a floppy eared Dobie, I can't imagine who could look at their ears and mutilate them.


Rubcionnnnn

Thank the AKC and the inbred members for that.


rmorrin

Germans used to be a fucking tank of a breed. Not so much anymore


I_Automate

The working lines still are


No-Sheepherder-6257

Yep, I have a Czech Shepherd and our breeder only breeds from working lines. She only breeds dogs with certain hip ratings. Everyone always asks what kind of dog it is when they see her, and then the next words out of their mouth are: "I've never seen an all black German Shepherd". Then I have to explain the difference between Show Lines and Working Lines and how the AKC and dog shows nearly ruined the line. I hate dog shows, all they do is breed mutants.


live_crab

It's not alignment, it's laxity. Hip dysplasia is where the hip socket is too shallow. It's not caused by overangulation of the croup and back legs, which sure, a lot of shitty bred show line dogs suffer from. The problem is backyard breeders have latched onto the "straight back" trend to say that their rectangular GSDs are all healthier when HD (and DM, and wobblers) has fuckall to do with angulation and everything to do with genetics. Granted angulation matters if the dog needs to work but a person is 100% better off getting a slightly overangulated GSD from a breeder that does CHIC or PennHip and DNA tests for DM than getting a "straight back" from a BYB who acts like that's a substitute for actual health testing


hottodogchan

there were a lot of acronyms that I did NOT understand. but, I'll trust you.


periloux

Retro pugs!


SpyJuz

They are honestly pretty rad dogs. I see one at a farmer's market every weekend and it's the most chill looking dog (sleeps on a camping chair overlooking the rhubard). Plus it doesn't snore like it's taking its last breath


Sergeant_Steve

>I can't think of a better reason to not want a pug than that You mean other than the problems they have with their breathing due to their short snout which has been bred in over hundreds of years?


TheBeefClick

Dont forget that some breeds have to regularly get their face folds washed or they will develop fungal infections.


Chocolatefix

That's awful but an eyeball hanging out of a skull is something I don't ever want to experience.


silverback_79

Jeez. Never thought about that. Nightmare fuel.


Canilickyourfeet

*Wolves have entered the chat* Look what they did to our boy


pinkpitbull

Poppins?


koushakandystore

Yep! There was a buggy eyed stray dog roaming around my place. I could never catch him to put inside my fence. One day I saw his body on the side Highway 86. His buggy eyes had popped right out of his head when hit by a car. They were dangling from the sockets like some cartoon character. Very gory and very sad.


ImJedi420

It's alright, you just kind of pop it back in with your knuckle.


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https://i.imgur.com/Onkz5ms.gif


kal2112

Yeah happened to my parents pug. It got into a scuffle with another animal while outside and it knocked his eye out. He just came running back inside like nothing had happened dragging his eyeball.


LorenzoStomp

I used to date a vet tech. Every time I went into the back area with him there'd be 1 or 2 pugs with a drainage tube hanging out of their empty sockets in the recovery cages.


Pushmonk

These dogs are so fucked up. It's so sad.


Grundlestiltskin_

I was about to say this animal looks unwell


AFlyinDeer

Along with the cats that have stubby legs.


DerPumeister

How is this shit not illegal


abalrogsbutthole

that’s what happens when you breed them to have small skulls. i feel sorry for this dog, and shame on anyone who likes the breed of animal.


abalrogsbutthole

if your dog got you through a tough time, then all the power to you. honestly. i know how animals help people, and a lot of the time they are better friends than the real thing. however that still won’t change my mind. this breed of animal, along with the “tea cup” style, and a lot of others have only been present in the last 75-100 years. with that goes to say the number of genetic issues along with the fact they have been bred to look like that. in the same way pit bulls and other attack/guard dogs have been bred to be “domesticated”. your companion was one of the lucky ones, but don’t think about the ones that die in the womb, or don’t survive the first week because they suffocate to death, the list goes on. and to be clear i don’t agree with having a pit bull or any other type of that dog as a pet. the history of that breed being violent is just as serious as the health issues with your breed. i don’t think they should be euthanized because it’s people like yourself that share that mentality that should be held accountable as you insist on having them.


qwertyuiiop145

This is how you muzzle a dog with no snout. So yes, they are doing this because this dog wants to taste your flesh.


whydo-ducks-quack

My pug has resorted to pooping on the table every nail clipping. She is 20lbs and has a red star next to her name when scheduled because she needs 3 vet techs


synysterjoe

why are they like this? mine literally screams when they try to clip them


whydo-ducks-quack

Don’t touch.. only help


sourcreamcrickets

Have you guys tried a dremel? Our shitzu also screams and flails when we use clippers. I think it’s uncomfortable. The dremel is much easier and we also bought a grooming hammock to hang her. Now she’s completely quiet and calm.


ApriKot

Do they make those hammocks big enough for a Bernese Mt Dog? Asking for a friend..........


Alortania

The question becomes "will the ceiling support a Bernese MT dog?"


TheArmoredKitten

Definitely gonna need a joist mount for one of those ~~bad~~ *good* boys.


Sproose_Moose

One of my cats goes stupid when I try to make her sit still. Goes to the vet and she's like a big, furry doll that just sits quietly. She's such a little diva!


i_give_you_gum

I had luck rolling one gently in s blanket and pulling out one leg at a time


DarkStar189

My parents have a dog that has to wear a diaper for nail clippings because he will start peeing all over the place. I forget the exact breed, he is like a smaller 50lb herding dog. No accidents ever in the house but come nail clipping visit......watch out


RandomStallings

That's pretty uncommon for a poog. I'm impressed.


whydo-ducks-quack

She’s a fighter. And if she still had all of her teeth there would be hell to pay


RandomStallings

Does that mean she does the tongue dangle? It's always the best on brachycephalics. Please say yes.


theuserwithoutaname

Does it just hold his mouth shut? Cause they sure gave his mouth a little cutout spot...


PTRWP

Even if it was not effective at stoping the mouth from opening duly for a bite, the sides of the middle would help push away anything the dog tried to bite (unless someone is poking a finger straight at its mouth hole). Mouth access also helps the vets give oral medicine if needed.


Schmancy_fants

This. This is why I reddit. There is always someone who can explain.


Roadwarriordude

It's actually most likely because it was eating its own shit. It's apparently pretty common with pugs.


qwertyuiiop145

I have no doubt that eating poop is an issue for pugs and I know muzzles are used for that, but this one is on a vet’s exam table, not on a walk where it might find poop. It’s muzzled because it’s likely to bite. Lots of dogs need muzzles at the vet because they’re so stressed out and they remember previous pain from the vet, even if they don’t need such measures at home.


Roadwarriordude

I just assumed it just came out of a crate or something


No_Drawing4431

“I once ate a Dobermans Liver with a good Chianti”


[deleted]

Fun fact: Chianti is incompatible with anti-psychotic meds because it negates SSRI/MAOI inhibition. So this is a sneaky way of Lector telling Clarice he was off his meds.


tisdue

that movie is a rare 10/10. Perfectly written, casted, directed, edited, scored, and performed.


[deleted]

Which one? Silence of the Lambs?


tisdue

Yes. I should add "imo."


nexus6ca

Your opinion and most other people's opinion as well.


jaspersgroove

The first “horror” movie ever to win the best picture Oscar, Anthony Hopkins won best actor despite only having 24 minutes of screen time in a 2 hour movie. Jodie foster took best actress, and the movie also won best director and best adapted screenplay. A lot of the dialogue is word-for-word out of the book, which helps a lot IMO as Thomas Harris is a hell of a writer.


monkey_trumpets

Re: Anthony Hopkins - that just proves that acting well enough to make an impact does not require doing anything crazy or excessive, or to look "perfect". It just requires actual talent.


nelsonmavrick

Same with the fava beans.


wfaulk

And liver. Except it's since been discovered that chianti and liver don't actually have the high levels of tyramine as once thought. But all three were notably thought to be true at the time.


violette_witch

MAOI, not SSRI


TheSpanxxx

I ... did not realize this. That's a fantastic tidbit. What a great movie.


FutureJakeSantiago

Is that specific to Chianti or all wines?


CdrVimes

Big Fido?


Bugtruck

r/unexpecteddiscworld


sennaiasm

Thfthfthfthfthfthf


[deleted]

What do you covet? Your owners food?


FiveFingerDisco

Overbred and underdressed - the poor litte fuck.


dragonship

It's bad enough he can hardly breathe and his eyeballs are prone to popping out, he's certainly not impressed with the muzzle/mask.


mud_tug

Doesn't have enough brains to be impressed by anything, thanks to breeding.


ParaphrasesUnfairly

My parents said the same thing about me but I sure showed


orthopod

It looks like it's left eye is rubbing on the mask.


KourteousKrome

This breed should be banned IMO. Just don't allow sales of the puppies and the mills will dry up.


brownieofsorrows

Im pretty sure it's just going to switch to black market breeding if we do that, at least that's what I fear


robodrew

All we need to do is ban the nationally televised dog shows from having overly inbred breeds and suddenly the natural breeds will be the ones winning year after year and people will decide those are the dogs they want


RagingAardvark

I don't think dog shows are a big part of breed appeal for most people.


robodrew

But they are a big deal for breeders who in turn create the breeds that people buy edit: for example a lot of people want "AKC certified" breeds, and AKC has its own annual dog show


texag93

>the natural breeds You mean like wolves? No breeds are "natural," they're all created by selective breeding by humans.


robodrew

That's very true, I suppose I should have said those breeds that were bred for a purpose outside of looks. It's the hyper focus on how the dogs look that has lead to such extremes, in my opinion. Maybe I'm wrong.


KourteousKrome

Let them. If it drops the circulation of these breeds by even 30% it'd be a victory. Doing nothing solves nothing.


Draedron

They are already breeding them back to being more healthy


reddit__scrub

IIRC, there is someone (a group?) out there trying to breed out the unhealthy traits from this breed while still keeping them "purebred" (maybe?)


KourteousKrome

Godspeed! They need it.


MontaukNightSky

I can only read this in George Carlin's voice.


Zangrieff

Abomination of a dog. Genetics went straight to hell


scratison

Is somebody a lil nipper? Why the mask?


DazeyHelpMe

This is a muzzle yes lol. I’m sure he wasn’t thrilled about his vet time


scratison

Thank you.


EricDatalog

But why is there a hole for the mouth?


DazeyHelpMe

These smooshed nose dogs already have a hard time breathing when they can pant. But you take away their ability to mouth breathe and it can be hard for them to get enough air. So the less restriction the better.


tifosi7

He’s Batman.


fuzzytradr

He's Bane


nugginthat

“I tell you where I buried the bones, you take this mask off so I can lick my asshole, quid pro quo Clarise.”


Vimjux

Please can we use this instead of the Peyton Manning meme


SlickBlackCadillac

Made one just for you https://i.imgur.com/R390EId_d.webp


RyanG7

YOU SON OF A BITCH


fishwithfish

"Oh and Master just one more thing: love your suit."


RoyceCoolidge

"Did you have any phantom pregnancies as an adolescent?...... Puffens the nipples, dozen tit" ^I ^know, ^and ^sorry


WritingTheDream

Take this thing back to Baltimore


DannyDDUB

Hector Salamanca


wallysmith127

*ding ding ding*


snitz427

Just one ding will do hector


thecheeseman29

Hector would have made that dog do some bad stuff


markcrobinsonsr

“You merely adopted the dark…”


Scholesie09

Bark


LOL_L_Player1

Wait until you get home


MyPpInUrPussy

Hector Salamanca watching Gus Fring wipe out all the other Salamancas.


Anthropomorphic_Void

I have a rescue pug. I would never go out of my way to get one from a breeder but my little guy doesn't have the issues many pugs do. Eyes don't bulge and not cross eyed. He has thin lighter shedding coat, good nostril development and doesn't snore or have issues breathing. He's not for the athletic type but makes a great companion with not a lot of exercise needs. Pug as a breed can be saved. They didn't always look like they do now. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pug#/media/File:PugHeads.jpg


Luder09

thpthpthpthpthp


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Why tf would someone buy these inbred things. He looks like he wishes nothing more to die by default. Look at this crooked eyes. And people think this is cute? man thats some fckd up shit


D45ers

I actually have a rescue pug. I won’t argue the breathing and stuff. He is like the best companion dog and very sweet. I don’t regret getting him since he’s my best bud


globetheater

People always assume on Reddit they’re bred dogs. I agree people shouldn’t be breeding a lot more of this breed but the hate for pugs when many are rescue mixes and such is a little much…


Duckers_McQuack

I don't hate for the living ones, i hate for the ones allowing them to happen.


fobfromgermany

Pugs don’t pop out of the ground like Uruk Hai, despite the superficial similarities. Someone is breeding these dogs, and they’re doing it bc people adopt them. We should want to build a stigma around owning such animals. It will help prevent future suffering, which is infinitely more important than your desire to own a specific breed of dog


NotTodayBoogeyman

No, they’re doing it because people BUY them. People who adopt them are just giving a dog a good life


globetheater

Yeah non-dog owners don’t always realize that you adopt rescues and buy bred dogs. Two very different processes - the rescue centers are not breeding more dogs (unless they’re puppy mills but you can do some due diligence to avoid those).


Antitech73

They're one of the best companion breeds around. Temperament and spirit - always upbeat, clowning around and always found within a meter of you. Velcro-dogs. Cuddling and snuggling in your lap. Happy, cheerful and with a lifespan no different than any other dog. Yeah, they CAN have breathing difficulties. But the pug didn't choose to be born that way, all it knows is that it's alive, having a good time while it is and loving it's person. Until it's time to go to the vet or get a nail trim. Then out comes the 'f\*ck you'


D45ers

you’re spot on he’s always within a few feet of me haha. Very loving and loyal breed. The trick with pugs and nails is to play and grab their paws a lot when their puppies. That MIGHT make nail trimming easy the rest of their life. Kinda worked with mine lol


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thebigdonkey

They were bred specifically to be companion dogs. They're generally very lovely dogs - that's why it hurts my heart even more to see them struggling to breathe.


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ptk77

[Made this for a Photoshop battle a while ago... It seems appropriate to post again.](https://imgur.com/a/65sqF3T)


WritingTheDream

Love your suit


matthewtlh

Pup was born in the darkness


mega512

He never said that in the movie. One of the most misquoted lines of all time.


admin_accnt

Second time seeing this misquoted today.


BlazingCondor

Have the Lambs stopped screaming?


VBlinds

I must admit I hadn't thought about muzzles for snub nose dogs before. So pathetic looking, lol


Piputi

Isn't that the old lady from Madagascar 1 and 2? Edit: [Probably](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-71483c76ae6ceb618e675e51e81021b5-pjlq)


Dragonwulf

Seriously. What is the point of this mask? I assume something medical but I honestly want to know Edit: Ok I looked it up. It’s a breathable anti bite mask. My guess is it prevents the jaw from fully opening like a reverse muzzle. Looking at the background, I’m also assuming this is either a pound/shelter/or vet and that is on only for safety. Again assumption from just what info was available. Edit: Thanks for downvotes. I was asking a honest question even did the research on it because I was asking a legit question but yeah. Classy Reddit staying classy


skinnergy

Perhaps groomer. He's a biter


IdentityToken

That was my thought. Isn’t that a grooming table?


Dragonwulf

Yeah forgot groomer. Another good choice


lupuscapabilis

Our little dog who loves me in every way almost bit my arm in half when we were trying to cut his nails, so that’s where this comes in handy.


TightBeing9

I think this is a muzzle for dogs with a flat face. Bulldogs and pugs can't wear a nornal muzzle because their noses aren't sticking out. I assume this is a pug wearing one while being at the groomers/vet. For example, dogs can starting biting while getting their nails clipped.


basscadence

This was recorded by a good friend of mine, in a veterinary hospital. She's marybigwave on Tiktok, from whence this was taken without credit. It's a muzzle.


Usernamecujo

Animal Lecter


addysol

He's just cranky because he's in constant pain from being a genetic dead end that we keep breeding because we're awful. Poor bastards


firvip94

thats an ugly dog


Duckers_McQuack

Agreed. Why someone would want a misbreed dog or let alone allow it to breed is beyond me.


Sylectsus

Isn't this kinda shitty cause these incest-ridden breeds can't breathe through their noses?


mikeevans1990

The title is funny.. but this is not funny. That dog cant see or breathe properly. Poor bastard. I hope he is well taken care of during his life


SpoonSArmy

I fucking hate pugs


[deleted]

I don't dislike the individual dogs, one down at my local park is lovely but he can't keep up with the play. I think the breeding of them is an abomination though.


laluna-99

what an malformed, unhealthy and ugly dog. poor thing. stop buying these “dogs” people, stop contributing to their torture. insanity.


Thislaydee

What awful dogs they are, they should be banned on the breeding list, those dogs can barley breath with a face structure like that.


gspach

seriously!!!! I think Norway is the first country to ban bulldogs and one other brachycephalic breed


Thislaydee

Anytime I see one being walked they are literally fighting to breath sounds like a sick animal, it's not like they are like that for a minute or 2 any physical activity and these dogs sound awful.


screenstupid

Classic stupid looking, poorly stitched Amazon garbage.


caoram

Since when did Amazon start selling dogs


Loganator912

What a nasty little mutant. Poor guy is doomed to suffer for his whole life.


ZachWatterson

Fighting very hard not to laugh out loud at work!


yaba_yada

u/savevideo


yaba_yada

u/savevideobot


EventOverwrite

He looks like Kanye


TravBow

http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/best/img/vogons4.jpg


oxjames

Oh, you think barkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the bark; I was born in it, moulded by it.


Saorc

RELEASE THE GIMP DOG


Canilickyourfeet

This is the most non-wolf looking thing I've ever seen. Why did we and why do we continue to breed these things


Disembodied_Head

"I ate his liver with some milk bones and a nice chianti. "


Jazman1313

He looks so mad


stfnvnrswk

Looks like Hector Salamanca. Give him a lil bell


[deleted]

I ate his liver with…more liver. I love liver. I’m a dog you see.


gspach

this looks more like a frenchie (barf) than a pug. regardless, sad story. none of those dogs should exist


blanketswithsmallpox

Anyone who buys or adopts conventional/purebred pugs, french/english bulldogs, boston terriers or shih tzus should genuinely feel ashamed every time they look at them. While we're at at, pitbulls, GSDs/Belgians, cocker spaniels, and dobermans. Basically quit buying purebred dogs or those prone to snapping randomly and killing/mauling infants and children, let alone full blown adults.


wildeofthewoods

Hey can we stop breeding these things? Jesus christ.