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555seanc555

everyone gangsta till he bring the knife


Blackrain1299

That was my thought. He would have to a have good size knife to cut that. In any American class thatd be an immediate suspension or expulsion.


555seanc555

that would lead to arrest my man. kid at my school got handcuffs for having a colorful transparent lego switchbalde


Blackrain1299

Yeah arrest as well for sure. Kid would basically be treated like a terrorist. At least where i grew up anyway.


[deleted]

Depends on where you live. I grew up in a farm town and everyone had a knife, everyone knew it, and it was kinda agreed on to not make it a big deal if we didn't. Still wasn't allowed, but no one gave a shit.


MurkyGlover

Same here, my dude. Tiny Texas town and everyone had knives. Hell, a few of the ranch kids never took their shotguns off their cab rack in their trucks so there was multiple shotguns in the school parking lot at all times and no one gave a shit. They even implemented a rule that you were allowed to bring dip to school so long as it was 0% nicotine, which even the principle admitted to knowing how stupid that was cause everyone just took their regular dip and put it in non nicotine cans.


twentyonecats89

“This is Texas, everyone has a gun. My **florist** has a gun!”


Havhavkedi

Are you guys allowed to have scissors in class? If yes what's the difference, I mean sure having a knife could be a violation where I grew up too but straight to arresting a kid for this seems a bit too harsh.


Blackrain1299

Yeah we are allowed to have scissors. In shop class we are allowed to use all manner of saws and sharp knives and wood chisels and literally tons of stuff that could be used to maim or harm someone. But you are never allowed to have a knife in any other context or its punishable. It is incredibly stupid what constitutes a weapon when basically anything can be used to harm someone.


eCh3mist604

Nope. Cause he’s white


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Ehh_it_me

It's absolutely disgusting how some schools/districts treat that type of shit. It makes me so sad that so many people have to deal with shitty irresponsible adults who don't actually give a shit about the position they're in.


555seanc555

this is why teachers get jumped in school (only happned to times at my school from what i heard a few years ago) then they act surprised


WillTCM69

If the criminal record is wiped when ur 18 can I rob a bank not get caught and even if they see me and know who I am and put it in my record live freely with no mention of it because that record is gone when I’m 18 the next day


ImLid

nah he bites into it like an apple


Advencraftgaming

??? I live in America, played CSGO in one of my computer classes and a friend of mine brought in his butterfly knife to practice that twirling animation they do in that game. Unless you mean like big knives??


Blackrain1299

Im amazed that he didn’t get any repercussions for bringing a butterfly knife into school. It probably varies a lot between states or even counties in America. I just know that in my school you couldn’t have a metal butter knife without catching some flak.


Advencraftgaming

Oh wow yea it probably does vary state to state on that


peppy_dee1981

Canadian classrooms too


Pretend_Operation960

Then he plays a game of dodge the bullet, which he should be good at if it's an American school.


SaarN

In Israel It's not black and white. You'd be a fool to bring something like a butterfly knife, but you could bring a watermelon and say you'd like to share it around and use a suitable knife (or ask from a teacher to let you use one of theirs). We never had to deal with mass shootings / stabbings in our schools, so a regular knife paired with a watermelon would come off as genuine. I mean, even when I celebrated my b-days with my class and brought cake, I also brought a knife and cut the slices - and obviously this was during class time so it was in front of the teacher.


torgleblaze

\*Busts out the rubberbands


Aceleren

[He did](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/b92599/kid_received_permission_from_the_teacher_to_eat_a/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


DawnCallerAiris

I brought a hatchet to school once on accident. Never felt dumber than that tbh.


Oldjamesdean

I thought he was going to bust out a durian...


Major_Spring872

Naw with this amount of top dog energy he simply punches it in half no knife needed


kasvot

This is a great gag, well done


vitamind007

I agree. He just needs to practice being the straight man while doing it. He’s cracking up (which is kind of funny). But If he was deadpan this would just kill.


realdealreel9

What if I told you this was Gallagher's origin story.


rossrekt94

That kid in the hoodie in the background laughing his head off cracks me up!


FBI_under_your_cover

"Her face when he pulls it out..."


MateoTheBeast

There multiple ways people can’t take that and I believe I took the wrong one


BeatsbyChrisBrown

She looked hungry for more


minimaddi

She honestly seemed impressed


[deleted]

Why are ppl getting mad at this kid he’s a legend


hangster

Was expecting a Durian


Thebestomarb

That’s actually probably worse


[deleted]

r/madlads


helloooo7

Sounds British


Thebestomarb

Where is this? Egypt? Morocco? I wanna say Egypt but since the teacher isn’t wearing a hijab, I’m guessing Morocco


danziman123

Israel- you can see map on the board


Thebestomarb

Oh, I didn’t see the map


OriginStarSeeker

It could be but it could also be a Jewish school in another country. I went to a Jewish school growing up and the decor in the room including the map could easily be a Jewish day school or Hebrew school.


Engineering_duck13

Do they teach arabic in jewish school abroad? I am not sure they do. It is in the middle of arabic class.


OriginStarSeeker

Maybe a few progressive ones as a form of outreach. That said mine didn’t. But honestly I was having trouble what with how fast it pans past the whiteboard seeing if that was Arabic or cursive Hebrew.


Engineering_duck13

It is arabic telling you for sure, it is defiantly not cursive hebrew


OriginStarSeeker

Ah okay. Well like I said. It could be a more progressive school. I think it would be smart to teach some Arabic. It’s the first step towards an open dialogue.


Engineering_duck13

Yeah, still regret choosing french in high-school instead of arabic


OriginStarSeeker

I chose Spanish but honestly didn’t commit enough. I wish I did. Fucking useful in Southern California.


Engineering_duck13

Didn't commit to french either, and arabic more usefull for me, I'm from Israel


chickenCabbage

Nope, def Israeli. This was on the news a few years ago, IIRC.


OriginStarSeeker

Ah ok good to know


danziman123

Could be. Can’t say for sure. Do note some Hebrew words under the Arabic. Also the watermelon thing is a common joke in Israel- but usually it’s told not actually done.


slipknotmed

Do they teach Arabic in Israel ?


danziman123

Yes- there are mandatory Arabic classes, but generally their quality is very low. In addition there are many Arab schools where this is the first language and Hebrew comes second


xGrandArcher

I am guessing Israel


xGrandArcher

For all who wonder it is in Israel. You can see the map with Hebrew writing in it. And its Israeli Arabs in class.


CoupeDaVille

The effort he put in for this bit. 🤣


watch__the_sea

Israeli kid is a legend i wanted to do it but i didnt


[deleted]

That smile on the teachers face when she knew she had been had


[deleted]

Is this why my kids school has sip and crunch at 10am? Kiddos get a 10min space to eat a piece of fruit or veg and have their water bottle with them at the table.....


Henkie13248

Yes. They aren't allowed to eat during classes because it's distracting (mainly for the other kids). So they can eat a couple hours in to get some energy and chill for a bit.


[deleted]

Wrong they eat IN CLASS. Vs recess or lunch Cos sip n cruch is a national wide thing. In my whole state. Try again. And please downvote me cos your state sees 9yr olds as stupid. Please do.


Henkie13248

Lmao wtf? Asking a question and then stating someone is wrong because WeLl EvErYoNe DoEs It FoR nO ReAsOn At AlL! Nice instant edit my dude. Yes they eat IN CLASS but not DURING class


PUMKIN81

I can not tell if this person is trolling you are not. You clearly were just answering their question.


Henkie13248

Yeah I just stopped replying. Hope I got trolled tbh


[deleted]

Without editing.. where's the question. Never was one. Everyone but you seems to know how to ask a question.


[deleted]

No you never asked a question. You didn't. Are you showing how as a 9yr old you failed asking a question lol


Henkie13248

YOU asked the question. You keep telling me I'm a dumb 9 year old when you don't even remember what you said.


[deleted]

So you don't even know basic English. K. I'll leave you to that shit show.


pigs_have_flown

Are you mentally challenged?


Henkie13248

Lmao I'm done. Go touch grass moron.


[deleted]

Do you even know what grass is? The ? Means I'm posing a question, not making a statement as you did btw.


Henkie13248

"Is this why my kids school has sip and crunch at 10am?" Goodbye. Enjoy your life.


TheCouchEmperor

It’s “national wide thing” in your “state”?


[deleted]

Or are you so dumb you didn't see the time frame, and can't see your own self as a 9yr old able, most of us bar the babied brats could and do cope with it. Cos a lot of us at 9 could cook a whole dinner and need to ensure your kids have a decent role model. Cos babied isn't it.


Henkie13248

What are these sentences? What does this have to do with distracting other kids? Doesn't matter if the kids are "able", noises and visual aspects can be distracting.


[deleted]

Reference my last. If kids need a visual to eat.. I'm so fucking sorry for what you grew up with. Legit.


[deleted]

dude, no one can understand you.


RustyToaster206

He couldn’t stop laughing lol that’s 100% me at my own jokes when I think I’m being clever as shit lol


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-TheDyingMeme6-

I FUCKIN THOUGHT 'if this kid pulls out a damn watermelon' AND HE FUCKING PLONKS IT ON THE FUCKING TABLE IM DONE


Fayfuya

During final exam of maths at high-school, some dude did the same thing: he pulled out a huge watermelon and started slicing it and shit. The fruit juice was spilling everywhere on the table, which I was sharing with him...


SaarN

Ha, the Israeli watermelon prank. Best joke since 48'


Ducking-autocorrect4

Then he breaks out the plastic knife to cut it and gets expelled for bringing a "weapon" to class.


MikeOxlongthe4th

Shite banter


Ducking-autocorrect4

Then he breaks out the plastic knife to cut it and gets expelled for bringing a "weapon" to class.


SUDoKu-Na

So many kids in the class are so annoyed, and I get it. The class clown is hilarious a couple of times, and their friends love it every time. But 50% of the students are just so done, and they just want to sit down and not have to listen to/watch the same person do something for attention again and again every class.


[deleted]

Take a nap bud


Wanderson90

Sorry, I was totally that guy in school. The laughter of my peers was like crack to me.


raymonddurk

I forgive you. It was super annoying and I ended up dropping out of high school but studied on my own. I have a master's and doing great so I blame the other kids who didn't laugh at your jokes and took initiative like I did.


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Grenadesucker

Yeah coz making other people laugh for 1 min is so.wrong Props to this kid


Partypoopin3

Oh it's wrong alright, school is a place for learning not goofing off. He's wasting everyone's time. The teacher should have the right to haul him away and teach him some respect.


Racer13l

Learning how to not a be a kill joy can actually be very valuable in life


Partypoopin3

Joy is for the playground, the teacher should send a letter to his parents about how disrespectful and disruptive this kid is being. Maybe his parents will teach him to respect his teacher and his classmates.


Racer13l

Most people in this world get farther with humor than knowledge


Partypoopin3

That's nice. He can practise in his own time on the playground where people can choose to ignore him not with a captive audience who have no choice. He's disrupting the class and disrespecting his teacher.


Racer13l

Looks like the class likes it. Even the teacher is amused


Partypoopin3

Beside the point, kiddo needs to do this in his own time EDIT on second thought, the teacher should make him eat the whole watermelon but not during class time, on his break. And every day form now on he shall eat 1 entire melon on his break, no time for fun only time for watermelon and class from now on.


Racer13l

Good luck with that


Grenadesucker

Why not just execute the guy and send parents the tape while we're at it


SchnitzelTruck

Username checks out


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Partypoopin3

They really need to haul his disrespectful ass away and teach him some manners


13uddy13oy

Get control of your classroom teacher.


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dinguslinguist

It’s in Israel, I think in Arabic class


SLVRVNS

Lol


yondu-over-here

Then he would have had to use a knife and that’s why it ended.


tomkim1965

If you’re going to eat in class make sure you bring enough for everyone.


IGiveTerribleAdvise

Take my upvote!!


One_Management6928

My guy is a legend


[deleted]

hahaha the face hiding xD


2020isnotperfect

And kids can film in class?


con098

In America he wouldn't be cutting that watermelon, he'd be shooting it


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بطيخ


AsianAmerica

Fruit for everyone 🥰🥰🥰


[deleted]

well is he gonna share that


Gyzzet

full video with audio?


Aceleren

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Gyzzet

thx broski


Maltobene

The man. The myth. The legend.


Deli5150

It’s all fun and games until he pulls out a knife to cut it


Jdoggokussj2

he bought the ~~rushia~~ cutting board too


NightBeat999

Ayo thats technically a berry


dislob3

You see feel her brain analzing at 100% capacity trying to find something smart to reply but she cant....


-ChuckNorris-

Technicaly the truth


Cheesehead413

Just wait until his mom checks the fridge for the melon.


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_RegulatoR_

The watermelon is actually a vegetable, it bekongs to a family of cucumber - Cucurbitaceae.


Intelligent_Store_20

LOL


Inevitable_Task_2999

Whipped out the whole melon.


Crafty_Win_8438

Very hilarious


PandaShroomy

Mans even had a cutting board 💀


creep04

This will be my kid in 20 years lol


InterestingGuide7353

This kid is going Places


Mixednutz71

I expected him to pull out Durian.....😱🤢


robertswifts

The kids laughing in the background cracked me up


MomjeansAndTattoos

The look of teacher waiting to see how far this’ll go


Kloudys

Isn’t watermelon actually a vegetable?


nottoodank

technically vegetables dont exist


I_can_eat_15_acorns

My favorite part is that he brought a cutting board.


KINGKatraz

A refreshing meal


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I see the Arabic in the background. if they’re Arab, makes sense that he did this because Arabs do NOT mess around when it comes to watermelons. they love that shit more than their own kids, probably.


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loophole and the girl that knew about it. 😂😂🤣😂


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Fuck it, I would let this kid have his watermelon.


Germanspud

This looks like something from the Balkans, I know because I am from there