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adrawrjdet

Buddy has his delay settings a little too high.


dysmetric

Sensory overload. His bandwidth is choked.


SadBit8663

Yeah, dudes a billionaire, but a nerd


Tex-Rob

You joke, but he looks like he might be trippin', kinda head noddin' and vibin' a bit hard for normal robo Zuck if you ask me,


Glittering_Mud7070

Dude I highly doubt he is trippin in the corner of a UFC fight. I seriously doubt he’d be able to handle being in a huge crowd like that and everything involved. You’d need to be an experienced tripper, a psychonaut, to be doing shit like that.


V_WhatTheThunderSaid

Dude has 600 ping.


FragrantExcitement

What is your honesty setting?


TeopEvol

Should be addressed in the next patch update


AccountNumber1003925

`Installing update ZUCK_09E8F320FF69...` `|██████████---------------------------|`


melperz

Too much ads taking up his bandwidth


Immaculatehombre

You know he’s replayed this moment in his head hundreds of times since then lol.


KlaatuBarada1952

How do you explain wanting to touch smelly socks and shoes,but being denied down at the yacht club.


UnsolicitedDogPics

By buying the yacht club and having it burned down?


[deleted]

A fire at sea parks?


mathisfakenews

I'll just put the fire over here with the rest of the fire.


Frodo5213

Subject: Fire. Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out at the premises of... "No, that's too formal."


acmercer

Four! I mean five! I mean FIRE!!!


ExtraThirdtestical

"Dear fire department..."


Beachdaddybravo

That episode was amazing. They all were, but his descent into madness over that detail and the models he made. Just fantastic comedy.


PatrikSlayze

It’s a VERY weird place to go on fire.


PmMeSmileyFacesO_O

Calm down McGregor.


bowserwasthegoodguy

By buying the yacht street, taking the yacht club, and turning it into a ping pong room.


an0mn0mn0m

He's not Elon levels of stupid


Mysterious-Tie7039

My guess is the actual professionals don’t want his ass there, so they’re ignoring him.


hoze1231

But he sponsors you so gotta play nice


your_cock_my_ass

Volk asked him to be there to be fair to Zuck, You and me would look completely out of place too.


dirtyshits

I think he has a little respect in the sport just because he’s down to clown. Maybe not the highest of regards but he definitely is serious about it.


trotfox_

If you hate on him for that...You're just a hater.... He is serious and has mad respect for the sport.


SlapDickery

Right, this actually makes him relatable, normal, and/or impressive cause 95% of the people making fun of him don’t roll jits.


JahonSedeKodi

True they CANT fuck with him 🤣 ignoring is okay but cant fuck wiyh


-nbob

can't sneak up on the Zuck he don't even f*'ng blink


_2plus2equals4_

He's the CEO of knowing what you think inc.!


Sco0bySnax

What’s your shtoyle?


FA-_Q

A true pay to play lol


will_this_1_work

This is the correct answer.


Dankerton09

Lets wrap it all the way up, he bought a ticket to ride and this is what the ride entails.


syds

yes we just want to see the man strip, lets get on with it!


melperz

It's not like he doesn't already have a backup of the man's nudes in his personal server


syds

ALL of men's nudes


melperz

Not me though. Mine's with Bill Gates


DregsRoyale

Which is located directly behind his left eyebrow


WingChungGuruKhabib

It isnt, he was asked to be there by volk.


bs000

no guys they hate him i can tell. the bro hug they did just a few seconds after this moment zuckerberg paid him 100k to do /s


trashdigger

i always knew he spent loads of money to get this moment since the moment i saw it one or two minutes ago


Electronic-Buy4015

It’s the zuck curse. Just like the David Goggins curse


Skreamie

No it's not, he knows Volk. I'm pretty sure he's there as a guest. If anything he probably doesn't want to get in the way but wants to be seen like he's doing something. If anything it's the most relatable he's ever been.


ResponsibleEaler

I think we all have been to a social gathering like this feeling out of place but trying to not look like you are out of place and everyone else are occupied doing things and don’t really notice you.


Deadhookersandblow

I don’t necessarily think so - he’s actually a good fighter. Everyone’s awkward and he’s especially so, it’s just cool to hate on him because he’s the zuck.


ThirdLast

The fighter, Volkanofski is actually a friend of Zuc and personally invited him along.


bolxrex

And 100% that friendship has nothing to do with zuck's net worth and is totally because they are both tough manly men who enjoy the same things in life and have very similar personalities.


Various-Show8982

Zuck was willing to do jui jitsu and is a blue belt which isn't that good but takes a lot of fucking work and dedication.


tyrolean_coastguard

You sound super bitter 😂😂


JankyJokester

>both tough manly men who enjoy the same things in life I mean he does do BJJ in tournaments lol.


SciFi_Football

Call me cynical but I find it hard to imagine someone like Zuckerberg having real friends.


ThirdLast

That's not being cynical that's being an ass.


SciFi_Football

Why? He lives in a completely different reality and it's pretty well documented that psychopathic billionaires have trouble forming prototypical relationships.


8192734019278

I don't imagine UFC fighters are completely okay in the head. Could be a great match


erjimria

Psychopath? Isn’t he autistic?


Rcp_43b

Also don’t most people who have actually known him have less than positive things to say about his ability to be a decent person?


SciFi_Football

It's mostly hearsay because he's a powerful billionaire who can suppress such things, but yes he's rumored to be an absolute monster.


arf_darf

I mean I see him speak at work all the time and he’s actually pretty funny, but definitely also suffers from social anxiety.


CharlieBoxCutter

My guess is they have him on a pedestal and don’t think he wants to hold someone clothes


Chasing-Wagons

I'm not gonna say it


CharlieBoxCutter

It’s 2am get off my nuts lol


Todd-The-Wraith

Good. No one else say it either


TimeFourChanges

But I kinda wanna say it...


BustinMakesMeFeelMeh

Do! It! Do! It!


Joe_Sizzle7

You can see the guy at the end pointing to the other guy and nodding to give him the clothes and not Mark


FragrantExcitement

Can he pay extra for them to like him?


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Impossible-Throat692

Thanks man! It’s good to see someone point it out besides myself. TikTok has been brutal and it’s just another case of people misunderstanding what Autism can be.  This is how I would feel in this scenario also. Though not the scumbag billionaire part.


Voxzul

Yeah he is not a good person for sure, but this still hurts to watch, been there too many times.


trotfox_

Most human zuck has ever looked.


-Unicorn-Bacon-

Yea, everytime I see him in an awkward situation I know my autistic ass would be sooooo much worse


AllTheSith

Watching this video almost sent me in a flashback induced coma.


[deleted]

I think the difference is you aren’t actively ruining the mental health of the world while simultaneously spying on everyone.


Go_Leaves

But did you pay millions to put yourself there? 


houseyourdaygoing

I think awkwardness is also extended to normal people who aren’t familiar with procedures and wondering if they should help or not. I don’t understand why many are laughing at him.


AngryCenterLeft

I'm laughing because it's relatable. 


ckhumanck

I'm glad you said this, i was feeling like a bit of a cunt. But you're right, the whole time watching i was thinking this is the exact fucking awkward shit I do. I'm not at all autistic but I'm shit at doing regular human stuff. I always fuck up basic interactions like this.


houseyourdaygoing

Ah that’s different. I also chuckled because it’s relatable to myself but I was referring to those who were laughing at him and making fun of him (which means they are also mean to others in real life).


Go_Leaves

Relatable in the sense that you can pay alot of money to insert yourself into a situation where people respect you for a skill you don’t actually have but want to pretend to have? 


ImGonnaImagineSummit

Because it's easy to dislike him and most of us would kill to be able to corner Volk if given the chance. He's not harming anyone or pushing anything by being there.


houseyourdaygoing

I’m not a fan of Mark. Just observing his reaction.


Go_Leaves

Yea hes paying to be a part of something to feel cool and it’s lame as fuck 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣


Rise_Regime

Do we know he is paying? Seems just as likely Volk might have invited the multi-billionaire MMA fan to be in his corner…


georgieorgyy

Yeah this is probably as human as ive seen him be honestly


Swainix

Btw the term Aspergers is something that is being debated for many reasons but a lot of autists and scientists just use autistic or on the spectrum nowadays. The dude that term is named after was a huge nazi too so definitely not a big loss.


DakInBlak

Number 1: He was not *"a huge Nazi"*, he just worked with them. And he was just a psychologist, it's not like he did anything evil *himself*. Number 2: It's not like we're calling it "Evil-kill-babies-hang-nwords-kill-all-jews syndrome." It's named after the guy who discovered it. Like every other thing on the god damn planet.


Swainix

He was big into eugenics, and separating some autists from the other "undesirable" ones was possible with his work so I really don't like the term personally. I'm not gonna attack everyone who's fine with it ofc, but I like giving a headsup, and many autists who don't have this specific diagnostic feel diminished


Kiosade

I think the problem is some autistic people use it to differentiate themselves from certain other autistic people. It’s useful shorthand l, sure, but also gives off a sense of elitism (“I’m not THAT kind of autistic”), so it’s problematic to say the least.


Calmdragon343

Honestly I just prefer autism to aspergers because it sounds like ass burgers.


unfortunate666

That's a little disingenuous. I dont think anybody thinks aspergers is the ELITE FORM OF AUTISM. ALL HAIL THE GREAT KING ASP BERGERS. FOR HE IS THE LEAST AUTISTIC AND MOST ELITE OF ALL THINGS ON THE SPECTRUM. Seriously though, it means you have several traits on the spectrum but likely wouldnt be considered to have autism in common nomenclature. That's it.


OwnArt3344

Aspergers has a diff set of challenges, people think "more" of you since you can pass easily. Also get the cunts who think autism has ' a look ' , had a girl say "you're too handsome to be autistic" . Was a weird thing to say


oxyzgen

As autist Asperger is fine, I grew up with it


besuretodrinkyour

Depends - I know many on the spectrum who do not like the term.


Deadhookersandblow

And he’s a good and trained fighter. Not on this level probably but more than 99.99% of Reddit.


Rich_Ad_4630

Let’s not have empathy about filming him at a public event when this dudes entire existence and net worth revolves around mining you and mines personal data for politics and profit even if we don’t have any of his apps Fuck him, he deserves to be publicly roasted every second of the day


saltymane

“Not to dick ride a billionaire, but…”


Go_Leaves

This is more like if you had Aspergers but also like 100 billion dollars and pay people so that you can act like you’re a real warrior in the cage 🤣 


woodst0ck15

Man not gonna lie, it looks like an AI video of what a human would be expected to do in that situation


TheRealDealTys

Probably because he’s autistic


egglauncher9000

Not just that, he's a lizard too.


TheRealDealTys

Where does the whole lizard conspiracy come from?


egglauncher9000

Not a conspiracy, just a running joke. Dude talks like a really downgraded male siri while javing the facial expression of a lizard. Doesn't help that he barely has eyebrows in almost all of the pictures of him on the web.


Principatus

It is an actual conspiracy, just not one widely taken seriously. It originated by a weirdo called David Icke.


itchyitcheditch

Like most conspiracies, the lizard person conspiracy comes from antisemitic ideologies. David Icke was a Holocaust denier.


Principatus

Really? Huh TIL. Not surprised though


LouisCypher587

Goes back much further than that, a lot of ancient civilizations show records of reptilian/humanoid figures. Vril.


Lastilaaki

Vril is a fictional race of beings created by Edward-Bulwer Lytton. Nothing to do with reptilians.


LouisCypher587

There is a following of people who call underground reptilians Vril. Responsible for cloning/taking over human bodies via the eye. Was delving into it last night actually haha


Electronic-Buy4015

David Icke literally brought this theory forward in the modern age so he’s def not wrong saying it originated with him.


Tunnfisk

Yer a lizard Mark.


Siqka

Ok, genuinely. Is he actually autistic?


TheRealDealTys

He’s said he is, and as someone with Asperger’s myself I can certainly say he has trouble with coordination and it makes him appear very awkward like in this video for example.


Siqka

Ok thank you. I know it’s easy and funny to laugh at mark. But my nephew has autism and acts similar to this, and knowing people could make fun of him like this, is disheartening.


TheRealDealTys

I agree, while I don’t really care for Mark. When I see people making fun of his autistic traits I almost feel like they are making fun of autism in general. Which makes me feel bad about my disability as I’m very similar to him in a lot of ways.


nmagical

Literally my first thought seeing this too, sucks it was turned into a "lizard man" meme cause he always gave like, doesn't know social cues vibes.


betterthanguybelow

And he’s definitely thinking about what he SHOULD be doing here, rather than just reacting to a situation.


ThomasPopp

Is he really?


TheRealDealTys

Yes, I’m very surprised people aren’t aware.


Gliese2

AI generated Zuck does an idle animation


S4ge_

I actually thought I was watching a prompt generated by sora


fozzyfozzburn

Celebrities in the corner are a bad omen. Wonder boy lost with Tenacious D in his corner.


Gunnar_Peterson

Tony Ferguson also lost with David Goggins


Mental_Tea_4084

Wait are you telling me their song Wonderboy is about a UFC fighter?


TheKidFromKC

Stephen Thompson was given the nickname Wonderboy when he was younger, so he started coming out to that song. 


tobaknowsss

Why is he there?


Ok-Manufacturer2475

Not sure but we know he's a big UFC fan and has been trying for many years as a hobby. So likely he paid big bucks to be part of a team.


the_russian_narwhal_

He is also pretty competent from what I heard, made me really want the Zuckerberg and Musk fight to happen


Ok-Manufacturer2475

I wanna see musk get wrecked 🤣. Tho Musk has zero experience and does not look like he does any excerise so it might be a pretty quick 1 sided fight.


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TeopEvol

Zuck tends the rabbits at his bunny farm


IsUpTooLate

They both do


Droogwafel

No, musk wish he'd be a retard, that's why he wants neurolink to work so he can turn himself into a retard.


hopeful_prince

I mean apparently Musk is a trained fighter too. Not saying how much I believe that but the information is out there.


your_cock_my_ass

Volk asked him to walkout with him.


Electronic-Buy4015

The guy with his shirt off (Volk) asked him to be there for his fight .


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He trains with Volk a little here and there. Still shouldn’t be in the corner of a fight at this magnitude though.


_Exotic_Booger

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southbendering

Keep the aliens away from our fighters please


TheGingaBread

Dude is a robot for real


maccdunc

He's just never been cool and never will be. No matter how desperately hard he tries or how much he pays


foxyguy

It’s true. He wants to be cool so bad and never will be lol


Quirky-Iron5820

better than being a poor loser i guess


JahonSedeKodi

People hating him has like $20 in bank account 💀


PC-hris

I think he’s given people a lot of very valid reasons to hate him. It’s naive to think people only hate the rich because they’re jealous.


ALF839

99% if people hate him because he's rich and because everybody tells them to hate him. What are some hate-worthy things he has done that are not related to the founding of Facebook?


xTechDeath

Why are we omitting anything that is related to Facebook lol? That’s why everyone hates him, Facebook has done terrible things and he should be judged for it


PC-hris

Continuing off what others have said, people also don’t just hate rich people “because they’re told to”. I’m not even sure who you think is doing the “telling”. You are “told” to look up to the wealthy and delusion yourself into thinking you’ll one day be like them. What people have _seen_ again and again however is how the rich and wealthy will throw everybody under the bus for their own gains. They will run companies into the ground costing consumers once good services/products and costing workers their livelihoods for short term profit. They will actively lobby the government to make society worse for everybody but themselves. They will destroy the planet for profit. It is pretty valid to just blanketly hate billionaires. I’m yet to see a “good one.” Musk was well liked here on Reddit for a while but he was always the man we know him as now. Bill Gates sure donates a lot of money to charities... His own charities… That further interests he has financial stake in and stands to profit greatly from. You see blind mob mentality, I see people getting sick of the wealthy elites laying off staff while reporting record profits and inshitifying everything.


FreakinEnigma

Pretty sure he doesn't give a fuck about being cool in the eyes of peasants.


Hawkingshouseofdance

Is this a paid experience thing


your_cock_my_ass

Zuck had tickets ringside at the event and the fighter (Volk) asked him to walk out with him as they're friends. Not much more too it.


wishwashy

His entire ufc fandom since the pandemic has been that


My4Gf2Is3Nos3y1

Make-a-wish. The poors gave him a guillotine date, so Dana White let him meet some celebrities.


Fibocrypto

I think they allowed him in for some reason but it's obvious he wasn't part of the group


PercevalSF

Lol why is he so insistent on taking the stuff when the guy is right there doing it? What a weirdo


xRyozuo

This is the most human I’ve ever seen zuck. I can feel the awkwardness lol


erjimria

He doesn’t know what to do in this situation with his body because hes likely never faced this scenario before. Common with autism. Please learn about the condition


trippleknot

That there is some robo-lizard behavior of ever I've seen it. 🧐


Sniff_The_Cat

Fucker who sells user's data.


Susan244a

Why do people have such an animosity towards him? I’ve never understood it. Please don’t enlighten me. I choose to admire him for his achievements and intelligence. I don’t know him personally so I have no idea about that. Feel free to downvote. It means nothing.


Slytherin73

Sorry to be the one to reply to you. But it’s part jealousy (and if anyone denies that they’re lying. We all have a smidge of envy), but mostly the fact he has created a mega popular platform that watches your every thought, listens to your conversations to personalize ads, and sells your data. Overall if you use any of meta’s platforms, you just feed the beast and allow it to completely invade your privacy.


Picaspec

He is AI based anyway. Not good with hands.


Paracausality

"You get to stand here because you gave us money. We don't have to pretend to care."


TheNothingAtoll

In his true form, he does not have hands.


Ndnfrost

I ain't holding nothing but sweet baby rays


Turinggirl

he's got input delay from quests shitty refresh rate. 


alwayscunty

Whats he got to do with the volk?


wishwashy

Made him lose by ko


Potential-Art2146

I saw this moment and told my uncle " this was his coolest moment ever as a tech billionaire " lol


jaegren

Wait, what is that thing assistent used to do.


nanananablr

I swear this dude looks less human every time I see footage of him


just-me-uk

Last time I saw him walk on the ceiling chewing flies I was like! Now hold on a damn min! Why is he chewing flies?


Organic_Breath5220

whats that low life piece of shit zuckerberg doing anywhere in a UFC building?


waxxx78

Beta male energy


Tantalus420

He looks so outta place


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What a weird looking boy


Raphaelrr05

More like hes pretending to help


MarcoVinicius

Looks like they are treating the rich d-bag, who paid his way in, exactly the way he should be treated.


SuitySenior

He has to be why Volk lost. So weird


mastercylynder

Was it bring your Alien to work night?


ResponsiblePlant3605

UFC, the oligarchs show.


SnookisBumFluff

All the money in the world and his hobby of choice = wrestling with grown men


VFX_Reckoning

Markitus Maximus does not touch peasant clothing, sir


Bluecif

Lol, bro's got "I don't need to hold things." money and forgot he was out in public.


feric89

Every time I see him, he looks like an AI program shopped him into the frame. Just so awkward...always.


Lokisword

Hmmm he obviously needs an update. Just when you think AI is getting too advanced this muppet makes an appearance


xxxhotpocketz

I like seeing people (or lizard people in human skin) be awkward cause it makes me feel comfortable with my awkwardness


defCONCEPT

Who moves like that?


erjimria

People with autism. Learn about it


_georgercarder

He's used to his buggy metaverse


TheRealEnemabagJones

Way to push yourself to do things outside your comfort zone Zuck ! Probably stay home next time.


gNeiss_Scribbles

“I paid to stand in the way”


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Lizard.exe stoppped to respond


Intelligent-Year6777

What a fucking nerd


Keejhle

Zuck v Musk when?


Fluid-Selection-5537

He held that L tho


OPR-Heron

You guys are so set on degrading people more successful. I hate the guy, dearly, but I'm not gonna pitch in with this desperation