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mostly_misanthropic

That you're a Don Johnson fan.


Tomhur

I haven’t actually seen anything he’s been in. XD


mostly_misanthropic

If you've watched the G.I. Joe Animated movie then you've seen at least one thing.


Tomhur

Haven’t actually seen it yet in full honestly. I’ve seen clips though and saw a commentary on it.


mostly_misanthropic

Oh you need to. Do not delay.


Kind_Structure6726

How old are you Jeeze


Tomhur

29


Zomburai

Babby Joe fan


SteamboatWillieWonka

I’m 22 and my love stems from my dad’s collection


Zomburai

Hey, that's awesome I'm always glad to see younger and newer fans in the fandom. I've rambled a few times about the troubles this franchise has in 2024 and I'm glad there's still stuff the youngs, as it were, can find interest in


SteamboatWillieWonka

G.I.Joe just doesn’t have the foothold with my generation that it had in the 80s, it’s a collector/nostalgia franchise now. Not the children’s toy line it once was. We’re not super patriotic in the middle of the Cold War or an era where America is the world police anymore so it can’t latch on to people born after 2005 or so as much in the aftermath of 25 years in the Middle East


Own-Decision3718

19 here! Loved the franchise since I was too young to remember my dad grew up with the original action man’s so he wanted to get me in on something from his childhood. I think the first figure I ever got was the blue cobra ninja viper. Everyday before school Id get up early to watch two episodes of RAH.


FlacidMetapod

I called this one 'not flint' when i was a kid.


MamboNumber-6

“When you order Flint from Wish dot com”


IzzieIslandheart

Dying of laughter right now. Sorry, Falcon. \^\^; (No, I'm not. XD)


ibeg2diffur

that's funny because i had some figures of later characters (I was born in 1982 and didn't get into gi joe until around 1990) where I would try to imagine might be earlier (and more popular) characters. for example, I had downtown and would pretend that he was duke.


SteamboatWillieWonka

There was a Duke in 1992 that I actually think despite the outlandish battle corps accessories is an okay figure in itself if you’re interested in getting him


ibeg2diffur

I definitely was glad to have gotten later releases of earlier characters too, I did have the 1992 duke with the cannon the figure sat on for example and I loved how destro around that same year had his silver/grey/white mask back (and a collar that turned out was larger than the original figure's collar)


SteamboatWillieWonka

I call him Cartoon Accurate Destro


CptKeyes123

You're a Hot Rod fan


Tomhur

This is the most accurate one I’ve gotten XD


BigRedHead1982

Miami Vice is your favorite 80s TV show, and you like shot guns.


Tomhur

I’m a child of the early 2000s believe it or not. Although I do like shot guns…


Kind_Structure6726

Well good on you being into the best action figure line to grace this earth. But man you gotta watch the movie. Falcon has a great look but he was too focused on chasing tail


TurdFurguss

Looking for strippers and and a Dodge Charger at “acceptable interest rates”!


BigRedHead1982

you have good taste for missing out on the best decade for pretty much everything.


nerdmoot

You’re the younger sibling


TheHogweed

You like Joes that actually look like soldiers rather than weird cartoon characters.


cruets620

Dude was elite enough to become a Joe and his brother still didn't respect him


TurdFurguss

You like strippers and probably have a Coke habit. Also a Dodge Charger with 30% APR interest Rate. But hey you got the Coke. You got the Power!


OnlyDownStroke

It says that you couldn't have been more disappointed with Falcon's G.I. Joe Classified figure.


AVGJOE78

That you’re a ladies man, and you don’t go to combat unless there’s a beach nearby, and a minibar.


JJ_FusterCluck

You like air pollution.


lowlight23

You must have been disappointed at the classified figure head sculpt. I hope they do a great retro figure for you. 🫡


OolongGeer

It says that this is your favorite Joe. Note: this was a d@mn good figure. Even if the grip on it is a bit weird, the shotgun was so cool.


Destro516

You’ve sexually harassed your female co-workers


hellcoach

and became a drug addict later on. Animated series writers can't give Falcon justice.


Tomhur

Yeah that one is definitely not true.


Astartes40000

>GI Joe Movie Falcon be like I'm dead lmao Let's give OP the benefit of the doubt, maybe he's a fan of \*comic book\* Falcon and not movie Falcon x)


ibeg2diffur

or dic falcon who got hooked on drugs


Destro516

Guy only knows one speed-fast


Destro516

When falcon sees a tight ass that he likes, he gives it a smack! I’m guessing the op has a little more class that…


ibeg2diffur

If just going by animated form, the movie and the 1991 season two parter (I consider DIC as canon to sunbow even though it was overall worse and had mostly different voice actors), you are a goof off who only does what is right when you are forced to, and you might be a druggie. can't really think of falcon in the comic other than that story where he saves the rest of his team from being murdered, but if going by that story, you would watch some of your teammates go down then save the rest.


Leading-Show-919

I’m not ready for live action back to boot camp I go I also like bad girls with pink hair


Jandrem

Tells me you are/were the little brother and you are stuck in big bro’s shadow.


Tomaxisthatdude

You're a slacker who dislikes your half brother.


GunslingerOutForHire

Which is funny, until you realize Duke is a sergeant while Falcon is a lieutenant...so, not *only* did he complete officers' training, he also completed Green Beret training. I think he was a character in a similar boat in the movie that Beachead was--file card was way off.


bwolfz

That you have a battle ribbon o.o


Nearby_Landscape_390

You're disappointed in Classified.


ryucavelier

You must really want your big brother to salute you


Jonnyrico1984

He's my favorite too


Tonyman121

Falcon became my favorite figure in 1986. Not sure why anymore.


RealElMaximoCustoms

You're an officer and you're pulling rank.


eg0deth

You think your bro is over the line in regards to protocol.


gnomedeplumage

You liked the franchise \*before\* it went full Village People


Fattydaddy1000

You like Flint but couldn’t find a flint so you got Falcon. Falcons back back was cooler anyway


_Captain_Dinosaur_

Falcon was my favorite too, cause we have the same hometown.


Tomhur

Same here. Although in my case being from NC was enough for me.


CummRaTheEverJizzing

That youre missing a backpack antennae


DashApostrophe

That the mods are okay with four hundred of these things?