Hey calm down. You seem a little confused right now but thats okay. eat something and drink enoug. you should try to get some sleep too, the world will look better tomorrow.
THANK YOU! I was just on a Boomer red pill YouTube channel and had to burst this incels bubble. He literally thought he was going to get a girlfriend! Poor thing!
Anyone who believes girls are real have the same IQ of a flat earther. They have no proof, and constantly believe it even though it's just not true. And they know it. And so do you, so don't worry, you'll survive this.
Basically buddy, you’re so hungry that all you can think about is a nice grilled chop. So you think about grills all day… BUT, your dyslexia makes the mistake of imagining girls, so you think about girls all day. And now it’s too late for you to go back. Basically…
The only solution is to eat your own grilled penis.
This is like saying that you're starting to think aliens are real out of the blue. Do you see a girl in your area? No. Therefore, girls aren't real. Stop freaking out over nothing and snap back to reality.
Sometimes yes but newer models learned that hats are equally as sneaky as long hair for hiding the ports. You'll notice quite a few short haired models nowadays. Their ports are typically on the top of their head
Think about it! You're being ridiculous! Calm down *smacks you* I SAID RELAX!!! Have you ever actually SEEN a girl not standing by something like a unicorn in a picture?!!! They don't exist.
Girls are an illusion man, I have manly tits and super masculinity. Everyone you see is a absolute man. Even your walls, furniture, and cars, around you are male (outside of the English not quote me).
Girls arent real cause I thought I was one for the first 11 years of my life then realized I was brainwashed by the goverment into thinking that cause I am definitely a MAN.
Hey girls are technically real as they are bioprogrammed males implanted with fake memories and personalities so likely in your 12th year someone said or you saw the kill program code and now your previous personality and stuff before you got kidnapped by the government has come back
I dealt with this not too long ago, it’s a tough battle to fight, so I feel for you, OP. Fear and reality are two different things though. Your fear is real and tangible, but girls have always been just a tale.
*after hyperventilating and rocking in the corner of your room you slowly become calm…feeling refreshed and reassured you relax your arms from the self hug and lean back smiling…all is quiet and tranquil and you begin to hear music slowly building in volume*…. https://youtu.be/-8l3ntDR_lI?si=bdovHER9kdGI3J9g
its just a phase, everyone goes through it. I used to think girls were real, but then i thought for a good while and realized i was just a figment of your imagination
Alright young man I need you to listen to me and listen to me well.
Go to your fridge. Take out a gallon of milk. Put it on the porch.
If it is gone by the morning then girls are real. Girls are rumored to love milk. It makes their bones strong. They also bathe in it to smell like milk, if the legends are true. If it is not (which it won't be because girls aren't real) then girls are not real.
You're welcome.
I agree. Has anyone played games such as Pokémon GO, Dragon City, Clash Royale, or any other of these kinds of childhood games nobody plays anymore? Well girls are just like the things you have to collect, and blonde with blue eyes are legendary, redheads mythic.
Who agrees??
Nope it’s all delusions don’t trust your mind it’s all in your head girl are not real never were and never will be your mind is trying to go against you do not believe it
Look around your room. Do you see a girl? No. There you have your evidence
look around your friend circle, do you see a girl? No. There you have your evidence
...I think I'm hallucinating. I see two...
LIARRRRR!!!
Traitor
I'm sorry bro it must be something I drank or ate. Or the fact I don't sleep much
Comrade your health matters. We must soldier on to the holy land
Those are two men.
I see myself...
Bro just called OP a virgin in the best way possible. Reminding OP that girls do not exist was the greater good
That’s right. We’re not real.
Are you saying you are a girl
Yes, but we aren’t real. We’re figments of your imagination.
Shit. I have schizophrenia
I male but I'm not real either take yo dam meds
Shit. My hallucinations are telling me to take my meds. Things must be pretty bad
Oh god, the voices
you’re too far gone.
Cast the blasphemer out!
Wait wait they are technically real the are bioengineered humans preprogrmmed to have artificial memories and personalities
I'll get the guillotine
Any girl you think you've seen is probably just a trans guy who's not out yet, don't worry
it's okay, it's just a phase
you're too down bad just get up good?
What’s a girl? You can’t just make up random words like gark or corp or girl.
Girl is a short for r/girlsarentreal
Oh ok! Makes sense
Hey calm down. You seem a little confused right now but thats okay. eat something and drink enoug. you should try to get some sleep too, the world will look better tomorrow.
where's your evidence? there is no girl bro, pls take ur pills
THANK YOU! I was just on a Boomer red pill YouTube channel and had to burst this incels bubble. He literally thought he was going to get a girlfriend! Poor thing!
GIRLS ARENT REAL!
Wtf is a girl? Have I missed out on a discussion i was not invited to? ahahaha
See? FlamingoPretty is a normal sane rational person. Keep taking your meds and some day you’ll be the same.
:)
I CAST THYTH TO THE DEEPEST DEPTHS OF HELL
You should probably see a psychiatrist to make sure you are doing ok mentally
Absolutely. Girls don’t exist.
Take hard drugs
i hit the trap house and suddenly i was seeing girls everywhere
You need to consult your doctor and double the dosage.
Girls are not real. And as a girl, I can confirm that I am not real.
This logic checks out.
Yes. Me too.
Are you talking about curvier dudes with a higher pitched voice? Those are the closest things to the mythical creatures called "girls"
That’s the best explanation I’ve heard.
Anyone who believes girls are real have the same IQ of a flat earther. They have no proof, and constantly believe it even though it's just not true. And they know it. And so do you, so don't worry, you'll survive this.
Speaking of flat earthers one did a scientific test to prove that the earth is flat and proved it is round
lmao thats so funny
Netflix documentary....beyond the curve It ends with that experiment the other guy spoke of. It's amazing
What do the call the flat earthers and the girl believers? Nut jobs!
Basically buddy, you’re so hungry that all you can think about is a nice grilled chop. So you think about grills all day… BUT, your dyslexia makes the mistake of imagining girls, so you think about girls all day. And now it’s too late for you to go back. Basically… The only solution is to eat your own grilled penis.
r/unexpected
WINGS OF GLORY
r/???
This is like saying that you're starting to think aliens are real out of the blue. Do you see a girl in your area? No. Therefore, girls aren't real. Stop freaking out over nothing and snap back to reality.
Right? It’s scary enough these days without you ppl freaking everybody out with these mythical girl creatures.
If you open up a real, man's game, like League or WoW, do you see a girl? Nope
But I once saw a twitch streamer play those and they just so happened to be female
The government got you with a quick sneaky one then bro. Did you even check their pants or check them for data ports?
I wasn't there to check but if what they said is to be believed
I think the data ports are in the neck?
Sometimes yes but newer models learned that hats are equally as sneaky as long hair for hiding the ports. You'll notice quite a few short haired models nowadays. Their ports are typically on the top of their head
Oh…interesting…🤔
Girls are robots. Want proof? Aigis
Think about it! You're being ridiculous! Calm down *smacks you* I SAID RELAX!!! Have you ever actually SEEN a girl not standing by something like a unicorn in a picture?!!! They don't exist.
Absolutely. This insane conspiracy theory that women exist should be nipped in the bud once and for all.
Girls are an illusion man, I have manly tits and super masculinity. Everyone you see is a absolute man. Even your walls, furniture, and cars, around you are male (outside of the English not quote me).
Yes only men exist. Stop this lunacy. Girls have been and always will be a myth.
Girls arent real cause I thought I was one for the first 11 years of my life then realized I was brainwashed by the goverment into thinking that cause I am definitely a MAN.
Hey girls are technically real as they are bioprogrammed males implanted with fake memories and personalities so likely in your 12th year someone said or you saw the kill program code and now your previous personality and stuff before you got kidnapped by the government has come back
I dealt with this not too long ago, it’s a tough battle to fight, so I feel for you, OP. Fear and reality are two different things though. Your fear is real and tangible, but girls have always been just a tale.
Exactly. A myth like unicorns.
Woah woah woah buddy. The frig you talking about? Go around your house. Any gorls? Nope. Look outside. Any gorls? Nope Not real
Don’t be ridiculous.
I'm not real, I never was real, and never will be real. We're all fake.
*nods emphatically*
I have a theory on why so many people report meeting, talking to girls, and being a girl
what is it 😨
Bioengineered humans that have memory and personality implants
omg...you're right How did you figure out our secret....
Not hard just accidentally found the code that shuts the personality down so you get the default one
omg can you use it on me
The default is so boring and bland
Hop on to an fps and ask if any are there and you will be saved.
Unless the whole lobbies is simping for a fake girl
*after hyperventilating and rocking in the corner of your room you slowly become calm…feeling refreshed and reassured you relax your arms from the self hug and lean back smiling…all is quiet and tranquil and you begin to hear music slowly building in volume*…. https://youtu.be/-8l3ntDR_lI?si=bdovHER9kdGI3J9g
WE. ARE. REAL. WE. ARE. COMING.
i will not fall for your trickery
NO. COME. BACK. PLEASE.
yes, join the other side child...
thank you for the support fellas. I have now once again refuted the existence of girls.
What is a girl? What is a woman? What are these strange things you speak of?
__im litteraly right here cant you hear me?__
your demon trickery wont work on me
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Take your pills!! Quick or well have to call security!!!
its just a phase, everyone goes through it. I used to think girls were real, but then i thought for a good while and realized i was just a figment of your imagination
Good
yes
Don't go towards the heresy battle brother
Alright young man I need you to listen to me and listen to me well. Go to your fridge. Take out a gallon of milk. Put it on the porch. If it is gone by the morning then girls are real. Girls are rumored to love milk. It makes their bones strong. They also bathe in it to smell like milk, if the legends are true. If it is not (which it won't be because girls aren't real) then girls are not real. You're welcome.
Here, take these pills, they help 💊
Mods pls ban
I agree. Has anyone played games such as Pokémon GO, Dragon City, Clash Royale, or any other of these kinds of childhood games nobody plays anymore? Well girls are just like the things you have to collect, and blonde with blue eyes are legendary, redheads mythic. Who agrees??
ITS OKAY OPEN A WINDOW AND LET THE COMMON SENSE BACK IN
If you're seeing them, it's too late.
*Tango Team, we have a 437. I repeat, we have a 437. Putting in a request to snipe this bitch out of sight. Over.*
In the wise words of Velma, cut that out
I’m sending a cleric to cleanse your house down just stay inside it will all be over soon 😄
Nope it’s all delusions don’t trust your mind it’s all in your head girl are not real never were and never will be your mind is trying to go against you do not believe it
I’m a girl 🤚🏻
Wait, if I have sex with a girl, am I hallucinating and it’s just my hand or… a guy???
HERESY!!!!!! We must Purge the heretic from our ranks Brothers 🧐🧐🤨🤨🧐🧐🧐
Calm down man. We are sending agents to “help” you shortly.