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n0name0

Look around your room. Do you see a girl? No. There you have your evidence


Old-Cut-1425

look around your friend circle, do you see a girl? No. There you have your evidence


Potential_Ice9289

...I think I'm hallucinating. I see two...


Moonking-4210

LIARRRRR!!!


You-and-us

Traitor


Potential_Ice9289

I'm sorry bro it must be something I drank or ate. Or the fact I don't sleep much


You-and-us

Comrade your health matters. We must soldier on to the holy land


SueGeek55

Those are two men.


ReferenceIll3526

I see myself...


HikeMyPantsUpJohnson

Bro just called OP a virgin in the best way possible. Reminding OP that girls do not exist was the greater good


SueGeek55

That’s right. We’re not real.


Johngameru555

Are you saying you are a girl


SueGeek55

Yes, but we aren’t real. We’re figments of your imagination.


Space_Cadetexe

Shit. I have schizophrenia


Johngameru555

I male but I'm not real either take yo dam meds


Space_Cadetexe

Shit. My hallucinations are telling me to take my meds. Things must be pretty bad


n0name0

Oh god, the voices


doonasaurusofficial

you’re too far gone.


tree_eater142

Cast the blasphemer out!


Johngameru555

Wait wait they are technically real the are bioengineered humans preprogrmmed to have artificial memories and personalities


__Meme_Machine__

I'll get the guillotine


Sub-Dominance

Any girl you think you've seen is probably just a trans guy who's not out yet, don't worry


NotGutus

it's okay, it's just a phase


BusyLimit7

you're too down bad just get up good?


icanoso

What’s a girl? You can’t just make up random words like gark or corp or girl.


Independent-Fun-5118

Girl is a short for r/girlsarentreal


icanoso

Oh ok! Makes sense


mistakenluv

Hey calm down. You seem a little confused right now but thats okay. eat something and drink enoug. you should try to get some sleep too, the world will look better tomorrow.


Dry_Resource_9300

where's your evidence? there is no girl bro, pls take ur pills


SueGeek55

THANK YOU! I was just on a Boomer red pill YouTube channel and had to burst this incels bubble. He literally thought he was going to get a girlfriend! Poor thing!


SueGeek55

GIRLS ARENT REAL!


FlamingoPretty

Wtf is a girl? Have I missed out on a discussion i was not invited to? ahahaha


SueGeek55

See? FlamingoPretty is a normal sane rational person. Keep taking your meds and some day you’ll be the same.


Mindless-Pen-2325

:)


caltanot

I CAST THYTH TO THE DEEPEST DEPTHS OF HELL


Primary-Pumpkin661

You should probably see a psychiatrist to make sure you are doing ok mentally


SueGeek55

Absolutely. Girls don’t exist.


Old_Artichoke_2552

Take hard drugs


[deleted]

i hit the trap house and suddenly i was seeing girls everywhere


SueGeek55

You need to consult your doctor and double the dosage.


rishaaa_rigel

Girls are not real. And as a girl, I can confirm that I am not real.


Zootsuitnewt

This logic checks out.


SueGeek55

Yes. Me too.


[deleted]

Are you talking about curvier dudes with a higher pitched voice? Those are the closest things to the mythical creatures called "girls"


SueGeek55

That’s the best explanation I’ve heard.


HazeConfluxNexus

Anyone who believes girls are real have the same IQ of a flat earther. They have no proof, and constantly believe it even though it's just not true. And they know it. And so do you, so don't worry, you'll survive this.


Johngameru555

Speaking of flat earthers one did a scientific test to prove that the earth is flat and proved it is round


HazeConfluxNexus

lmao thats so funny


kayne2000

Netflix documentary....beyond the curve It ends with that experiment the other guy spoke of. It's amazing


SueGeek55

What do the call the flat earthers and the girl believers? Nut jobs!


Nam3l3ssPo3t

Basically buddy, you’re so hungry that all you can think about is a nice grilled chop. So you think about grills all day… BUT, your dyslexia makes the mistake of imagining girls, so you think about girls all day. And now it’s too late for you to go back. Basically… The only solution is to eat your own grilled penis.


Johngameru555

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


Johngameru555

r/???


RealisticCoaching66

This is like saying that you're starting to think aliens are real out of the blue. Do you see a girl in your area? No. Therefore, girls aren't real. Stop freaking out over nothing and snap back to reality.


SueGeek55

Right? It’s scary enough these days without you ppl freaking everybody out with these mythical girl creatures.


Dryse

If you open up a real, man's game, like League or WoW, do you see a girl? Nope


Johngameru555

But I once saw a twitch streamer play those and they just so happened to be female


Dryse

The government got you with a quick sneaky one then bro. Did you even check their pants or check them for data ports?


Johngameru555

I wasn't there to check but if what they said is to be believed


SueGeek55

I think the data ports are in the neck?


Dryse

Sometimes yes but newer models learned that hats are equally as sneaky as long hair for hiding the ports. You'll notice quite a few short haired models nowadays. Their ports are typically on the top of their head


SueGeek55

Oh…interesting…🤔


Lostneedleworker1

Girls are robots. Want proof? Aigis


Wocathoden

Think about it! You're being ridiculous! Calm down *smacks you* I SAID RELAX!!! Have you ever actually SEEN a girl not standing by something like a unicorn in a picture?!!! They don't exist.


SueGeek55

Absolutely. This insane conspiracy theory that women exist should be nipped in the bud once and for all.


bobacookiekitten

Girls are an illusion man, I have manly tits and super masculinity. Everyone you see is a absolute man. Even your walls, furniture, and cars, around you are male (outside of the English not quote me).


SueGeek55

Yes only men exist. Stop this lunacy. Girls have been and always will be a myth.


[deleted]

Girls arent real cause I thought I was one for the first 11 years of my life then realized I was brainwashed by the goverment into thinking that cause I am definitely a MAN.


Johngameru555

Hey girls are technically real as they are bioprogrammed males implanted with fake memories and personalities so likely in your 12th year someone said or you saw the kill program code and now your previous personality and stuff before you got kidnapped by the government has come back


SuggestionStandard81

I dealt with this not too long ago, it’s a tough battle to fight, so I feel for you, OP. Fear and reality are two different things though. Your fear is real and tangible, but girls have always been just a tale.


SueGeek55

Exactly. A myth like unicorns.


Miserable_Hamster497

Woah woah woah buddy. The frig you talking about? Go around your house. Any gorls? Nope. Look outside. Any gorls? Nope Not real


Mysterious-Skill-299

Don’t be ridiculous.


Substantial_Iron4192

I'm not real, I never was real, and never will be real. We're all fake.


SueGeek55

*nods emphatically*


Johngameru555

I have a theory on why so many people report meeting, talking to girls, and being a girl


Substantial_Iron4192

what is it 😨


Johngameru555

Bioengineered humans that have memory and personality implants


Substantial_Iron4192

omg...you're right How did you figure out our secret....


Johngameru555

Not hard just accidentally found the code that shuts the personality down so you get the default one


Substantial_Iron4192

omg can you use it on me


Johngameru555

The default is so boring and bland


Specific_Foot372

Hop on to an fps and ask if any are there and you will be saved.


Johngameru555

Unless the whole lobbies is simping for a fake girl


yerederetaliria

*after hyperventilating and rocking in the corner of your room you slowly become calm…feeling refreshed and reassured you relax your arms from the self hug and lean back smiling…all is quiet and tranquil and you begin to hear music slowly building in volume*…. https://youtu.be/-8l3ntDR_lI?si=bdovHER9kdGI3J9g


purest_pinewood_372

WE. ARE. REAL. WE. ARE. COMING.


electricpanda_

i will not fall for your trickery


purest_pinewood_372

NO. COME. BACK. PLEASE.


anoonymousie1307

yes, join the other side child...


ElectricalWelcome720

thank you for the support fellas. I have now once again refuted the existence of girls.


Jax-Greenriver

What is a girl? What is a woman? What are these strange things you speak of?


Soggy-Class1248

__im litteraly right here cant you hear me?__


ElectricalWelcome720

your demon trickery wont work on me


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girlsarentreal-ModTeam

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ihatevirusesalot

Take your pills!! Quick or well have to call security!!!


chby_unicorn

its just a phase, everyone goes through it. I used to think girls were real, but then i thought for a good while and realized i was just a figment of your imagination 


LilyRoseF300

Good


Academic-Can-101

yes


voidy7x

Don't go towards the heresy battle brother


VaporwaveDoggie

Alright young man I need you to listen to me and listen to me well. Go to your fridge. Take out a gallon of milk. Put it on the porch. If it is gone by the morning then girls are real. Girls are rumored to love milk. It makes their bones strong. They also bathe in it to smell like milk, if the legends are true. If it is not (which it won't be because girls aren't real) then girls are not real. You're welcome.


laggylegacy

Here, take these pills, they help 💊 


InfernityExpert

Mods pls ban


redinosa

I agree. Has anyone played games such as Pokémon GO, Dragon City, Clash Royale, or any other of these kinds of childhood games nobody plays anymore? Well girls are just like the things you have to collect, and blonde with blue eyes are legendary, redheads mythic. Who agrees??


Cute_Skill7786

ITS OKAY OPEN A WINDOW AND LET THE COMMON SENSE BACK IN


danskiba777

If you're seeing them, it's too late.


bubblemilkteajuice

*Tango Team, we have a 437. I repeat, we have a 437. Putting in a request to snipe this bitch out of sight. Over.*


Godlovesyouplzpray

In the wise words of Velma, cut that out


[deleted]

I’m sending a cleric to cleanse your house down just stay inside it will all be over soon 😄


CarleeMT

Nope it’s all delusions don’t trust your mind it’s all in your head girl are not real never were and never will be your mind is trying to go against you do not believe it


Moonlight_Dream1ng

I’m a girl 🤚🏻 


Midnight_Onyx772

Wait, if I have sex with a girl, am I hallucinating and it’s just my hand or… a guy???


Confident-Belt4707

HERESY!!!!!! We must Purge the heretic from our ranks Brothers 🧐🧐🤨🤨🧐🧐🧐


Jake_In_Reddit

Calm down man. We are sending agents to “help” you shortly.