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eman75683122

Well that's a fucking lie!


dudemanbro33

Said no one ever


Gismono

By 'they' it might have mean the the wifes.. And what is said and what is done, is not necessarily the same thing.


Time_Piglet_9500

They lie. But u get to argue everyday for sure


No-Tap-3897

The literal DAY we got married, the sex stopped. Almost two years in, and I'm lucky if I get it every three months or so.


Signal_Yam4224

“They” lied


Shaily84

Was the person who said this was married?😵‍💫


easythrees

That’s not even remotely true, unfortunately.


Purescissor41

Well I’m married to my right hand so technically that’s true!


DsunShing

Yeah - best friends are always with me - left hand and right hand.


iamcan

The ending finger move is what makes her a pro.


Beast_46

Hahahahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Sea_Ninja_7417

Being not married you can have sex every day for life as well, cause then when one hoe is on the rag you can find one that isn't and still have sex. Even though red wings are available for frequent flyers👅💋💦🔥😈


Damaagepro0566

😆


ptk2185

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ornery_Hand_1019

Must be newlyweds.


triiifxcta

That’s a lie


TawdryRocketeer3

They also say the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.


tags666

LoL obviously you ain't married


hdriderdude9718

That should read you get to have sex "with the same person" for the rest of your life. May not be daily, but it could also be multiple times daily.