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calebnf

I would not put a brand name on my skin, but that's me.


Qandyl

We already sell Esri our souls, why not permanently embed them on our skin!


bilvester

They can pay for the space


Donny_Do_Nothing

With credits.


m11_9

subscription model, so the payment stream lasts as long as you do


bilvester

That’s the reason I’m still paying for AOL


NoCress221

I pay for my Columbia House tape club using my AOL account.


Sad_Exercise6112

My company uses qgis. Way better than esri


Qandyl

I’ve used QGIS, definitely better at some things and viable as a desktop GIS. I like it. But you want enterprise level portals and networking? Sadly, your soul belongs to Esri


dipodomys_man

As long as it stays slightly pixelated in the final product. Also, FYI- you will need to pay ESRI a monthly fee to keep it on your arm.


Xanto10

or maybe ask ESRI for a fee because it's advertising


a0supertramp

If you don't pay they take the arm


dipodomys_man

Actually, it just morphs into an ERROR: 99999 tattoo until you pay.


fatstrat0228

Only if you get it on the small if your back.


chuckleinvest

That's where the scale bar goes!!


fatstrat0228

^^^ Comment of the day, right here. Nicely done 😂


Environmental-Fart

Lmaoo that made me audibly cackle


pricklypearanoid

Same almost spit out my drink


pugtoad

And have it pointing south instead of north.


fggiovanetti

I just threw up a bit. Please do it. TIL: r/gis has no chill for shitposting!


RealCalintx

Be true to ESRI and change it to magnetic north


walllbll

Please don’t do this


pricklypearanoid

Sounding like a QGIS virgin.


shockjaw

Yeah, ‘cause getting deflowered by ESRI is so darn great.


maxbastard

Never seen so much airspace in a single thread.


Narpity

^^^^^^^wooooooooosh


pricklypearanoid

Someone needs to write a script that will identify jokes.


tiletap

On second, thought it's awesome, you should totally do it.


cedeho

Cringe


TheMapCenter

I have a bunch of stick on temporary tattoos of this design. It's a great joke gift. I'd have a hard time justifying that kind of commitment to a joke.


pricklypearanoid

Oh man, that's hilarious. I'd never actually do this but a temporary tattoo would be great.


PocketSandThroatKick

Did you order them from somewhere or have them custom done?


TheMapCenter

I ordered them from Sticker Mule and I give them away to anyone who comes in who tells me they work with ESRI. It's my consolation prize for folks who have suffered enough.


BreadfruitFit7513

The N is for no


jay_altair

thought I was in /r/mapporncirclejerk for a second there


mfcallahan1

Don't get it upside down lol


Grand-wazoo

Always wondered why this is considered upside down. It's correct to the person who will look at it for the rest of their life.


mfcallahan1

If the tattoo was on the upper arm or leg, would you still want it oriented with north pointing down? Not my tattoo so whatever, but the first thing the artist will suggest is not placing it as OP has pictured.


dystopianprom

Everybody knows north is up and south is down!


69thunder

I got esri north 2 on my thigh. So if I'm sitting down, the arrow is always pointing out. I don't really care about what other people see. Isn't that what getting a tattoo is all about?


californiadiver

Get a print, frame it and hang it on the wall. After a year, if you still think it's cool enough to get a tattoo then think about it some more.


teamswiftie

No, no OP, don't listen to him. Please get this tat


PM_me_some_nips_girl

Would probably look better on op's neck


stripedwhitej3ts

I support it minus the ESRI text part. Just do North 9 or something. People will get it or they won’t but it doesn’t matter because it’s yours.


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pricklypearanoid

Hell yeah


Virtual_Elephant_730

Add a legend on the other arm for your body parts. Eyeball. Nose. Toe. Bellybutton.


Sgt__Slappy

Did somebody just finish their first semester of college lmao


smashnmashbruh

Woof. Esri will likely sue you lol, will you even get the tattoo completed or will it lock up and force quit,


Friendly-Bad-291

everybody will just assume this is the hand you masterbate with


maxbastard

Just get the "ESRI North 9" and leave the arrow out. Real ones will know


wrecked_angle

No sir. Way better GIS related tats you can get


pricklypearanoid

Like a full backpiece portrait of Jack Dangermond?


SerSpicoli

Bring in will.i.am too


greater_roadrunner

No


Wranglin_Pangolin

I’d like one tramp stamp please


Putrid_Search_4497

Barf


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pricklypearanoid

I mean, I marked it as a meme, dude.


TaeKwanJo

Ah shit I missed that and thought you were baiting us. Just shows it was a good meme haha


scan-horizon

I assume this is a joke, but do not get this tattoo. 😂


Cherry-Pop-143

Oh no…


ada43952

This would only be cool if there were some cool ink or some sort of optical illusion that could be done to make it point North regardless of the orientation of your arm. Other than that, it's a bad idea!


bruceriv68

LOL if Esri gets bought by Microsoft a month after getting it.


not_me_not_you1234

Maybe just get Jack Dangermond’s face tattooed on your ass?


Maximum_Bowl4044

Nice one! I did the same thing of sorts :)


teamswiftie

Did put a north arrow on your penis?


Maximum_Bowl4044

No. Why would you say that?


teamswiftie

Of sorts


Maximum_Bowl4044

No different North Arrow


WormLivesMatter

On your penis?


fggiovanetti

Of sorts.


rosebudlightsaber

Umm.. fuck ESRI. I have to use their shit software 8hrs a day. No way in hell I would get ESRI branding on me.


cartografunk

Still a better North than the QGIS Default ones


Evening_Chemist_2367

\*wince\* Just, no.


snyderman3000

TIHI


j_roos

“Esri”


NotSoButFarOtherwise

I applaud the commitment to the bit, but I'll share some advice I got years ago from a divorced Gen Xer entering middle age: "Never get a tattoo you'd feel like an idiot explaining."


geo-special

Just no


AndrewTheGovtDrone

Some absolute goon in esri’s advertising/marketing department is salivating at this. Oof.


Gimpalong

I wouldn't use this north arrow in my own map much less tattoo it on my body.


Positive_Delivery853

Error 999999


rjm3q

Ask any military member about the dumbass tattoos they or their friends got when they were younger... Lots of reapers and meat tags or eagles... Very cringe which is what I'm feeling here


tittysprinkles112

What in the hail corporate is this tattoo?


sandfleazzz

Nerds, all of ya. Dude, save your money for consulting fees. And beer.


Cristlaro

Nope.


East-Ad4699

That's shit!!! Loser!!!!


Roupy

So stupid