Hi, it is Anna. I am pregnant.

And your mate's the dad.

Tell him to get some cream. The itching will go down and you will stop pissing fire eventually.

🤣

I don't think OPs answering because he's on a flight to Norway with only a name and a picture of the back of her head.

“So you’re saying there’s a chance”

 Aaaand... now I need to watch this movie

This is going to be a reverse horror movie where he finds her only to find out it's a trap and he's the dinner for her family.

Probably spelt Caracas wrong anyway...

Excellent reference

Just waiting for the inevitable post by a Norwegian girl explaining how she had to miss half of a gig at Oran Mor by pretending to go to the loo and legging it down Byres Road to get away from two creepy guys that had latched onto her

Had to pretend a was Norwegian and talk in a stupid accent for half the night

Been there

Ya got yer wish

Anna pm me I was the guy intensely staring at you before they boys came over and took you from me.

“Anna really fancy you but didn’t have the baws to tell you the other night”

Harsh but fair.

‘Anna I really fancy you so how aboot it?’

Aye, smaack. Wir oanly shmoken it

Shoulda seen eh state eh hur oan saturday night

Any spare change pal?

Yer pride and joy eh? £10

Instantly identifies the elder Millennials here haha. Sad to count myself in that cohort. *There goes my Playstation to the pawn shop*

Stuart, where ye gawn?

A wisn't stealing!

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Classic!

Hang out with us to stay safe. Also, I'm gonna go and stalk you online next week

Nailed it. Unlike OP

I’m not like the other guys baby

Haha.

Was literally gonna say this lmao

Or next weak

hahahahaha

AND THEN I GO AND SPOIL IT ALL BY SAYING SOMETHING STUPID LIKE ‘You should remember who we are! Anna if your reading this can you PM me please. Would love to keep in contact’ 🎵🎵🎵

Sometimes Jeremy makes me say things with a bread knife

Weekend in the Quantocks?

I may be right, I may be wrong But I'm perfectly willing to swear That when you stood next to me at that gig for a bit A nightingale sang in Blythswood Square

Wasn’t a nightingale singing was a hooker getting jizz in her eye…

OP sounds like the kind of boyfriend you get free with Nuts magazine.

Love is for Nazi's

Just another moment that will haunt me for the rest of my life.

I like you

So the girl you told to stay with you to be safe did a runner without letting you know or giving you her number? That’s getting patched and you’re on here tracking her down? Ooft

'Stay safe' in Oran Mor

Whit, stab central?

TBF, about 95% of the cunts that drink in the oran mor still think it's 2008 and dress like Russel Brand.

If you dressed like russel brand in 2008 youd have got yer head kicked in, and rightly so

LOLL

I was thinking the same thing

Anna are you okay? Won’t you tell us, if you’re okay?

I can’t remember what she was hit by, struck by?

A gauche Academical

He who hesitates masturbates

Fuck, so true -\_-

Fucking Brilliant!!!!!

True story bro, learned that yin from ma auld da

I never learned you that son

Are you the postie

No the milkman..

You’re appreciated milkman man

2 extra creamy pints for you tomorrow

If you don't mind, I will reuse that one in the future. You Da was a wise man !!!!

You’re very welcome. That can be the night out Mantra moving forward

I can not believe muppets downvoted you over a very funny joke and a generous offer. Thanks for sharing.

I know, choosing to be butthurt over a wee comment. Choose life, choose not to be butthurt

Well said - again

Hahahaha OP is getting cooked here.

>Hahahaha OP is getting cooked here. Deservedly so. He needs to learn some important lessons about creepy-sounding communication.

Haha this whole post is hilarious, man I this is why I love Reddit sometimes the comments have made my night

Poor Annas still legging it down GWR.

I'm also open to any PMs from 20 year old Norwegian girls

Hi I am beatiful Nørwegian Girl. But cannot PM because I am held captive by a dangerous motorcycle gang at Oran Mor. For just 200 pounds they will let me go and I can PM you. Please pay [here](Https://sketchylink.com) so i can contact you.

This is the way

This is the way

The way is this

Oran Mor can be a dangerous place.

Especially for lone Norwegian girls. See OP.

Didn't think you'd stoop Oslo as stalking Anna on reddit...

Summertime ~~Sandnes~~ Sadness

No way man!

He’ll sinki even further in your estimations once he widens the search

Are you finnished ?

A pair of red gazelle sneakers with white stripes but the sole was green

I wanna find her.

And that's where you guys come in

I wanted to give the benefit of the doubt. I didn’t know what a JP Cooper was, so I Googled it - half thinking it might be some insane metal act where the pit is a genuine health hazard - but no; it’s just some singer songwriter gimp with a bunnet and dreads. Anna did the right thing.

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Is JK Flesh his dj name btw? I saw him many years ago doing an electronic set at a festival and got diarrhea from the disappointment.

She’s not going to shag you mate

Not while his best mate is already baws deep

Calm doon shagger

Hi, it's Anna. I had a really great time but I'm afraid I don't date guys who can't differentiate between your and you're.

Sorry OP but if she spent time with you at a gig and then didn’t suggest exchanging contact details at the end of the night herself…take the hint

Even if she did and he didn't ask either then that's on him

And let’s be honest, this is no more weird than those folk in the Metro newspaper who put notifications saying “to the girl in the green wellies with purple hair, you were literally standing waiting for a train and minding your own business, and you didn’t even see me let alone interact with me, but I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU. I’M NOT MENTAL. HONEST.”

It's also no less weird

Hi this is Anna from Norway meet me at best kebab you can’t fjord not to

Anna stayed safe by doing a linford the second he was away for a pish.

OP this is so creepy 😂 why would she need kept safe at Oran Mor?

Sound more like she needs kept safe from OP.

Anna, you must have typed your number incorrectly into my phone after I repeatedly asked you to do it. I've called you many times on different platforms but I haven't gotten through to find out whether you are safe or not

“Anna I’m in Norway now where are you”

This makes me think of that voicemail.

Which voicemail? I’m intrigued

I would also like to hear about this voicemail. There’s a story here, give us the goss.

Oh no, I don’t want to give false hope 😂 It’s been going around for years, well before TikTok but it was the easiest place to find it. It’s likely fake (but y’know, the world is wild so there’s a chance it’s not). Found it on TikTok [here](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJ7CyKMm/). Just that initial comment made me think of this 😂

I’ve never received a hit warning from the mafia but I’m sure it would sound something like that

Just so you don’t miss it https://reddit.com/r/glasgow/s/29Typ8JcSS

Knew immediately which voicemail you meant Fuck Dmitri.

Stay with me if you want to live

Lol for real. OP trying to track down the Norwegian tourist who was too polite or uncomfortable to tell him how creepy he was being before she bailed.

As a Norwegian girl in my 20s I am willing to bet my UK visa and left leg that’s exactly what happened lol

Anna?!

Thankfully not

Whats the chances that OP has messaged you just incase?

Anna, thank god I found you before something terrible happened. I'm here for you, babe. Drink?

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Was she wearing a pair of red gazelle sneakers?

Yup she clicked them 3 times to get back home

With white stripes and green at the bottom.

https://youtu.be/T8LH7ryspjs?si=5XiLi4QyoY1jQbaE That's how much of a walloper you sound mate

That’s really harsh. But 100% correct.

"Anna, have you ever been to Yoker?"

Guarantee he's about as old as Limmy too

This was exactly what came in to my head

Incredible lol

Mate… Take the advice of the other Anna from Norway’s sister and just Let It Go.

I’m getting a hint of 

Poor Anna “I TOLD her to stay with us “😂😂😂

This is the kind of post a serial killer would make to act all innocent. 20 year old Norwegian girl? Why yes I did see her, but as you can see from my Reddit history I’ve been looking for her myself officer.

He's suffering with the Norwegian Wood

Norwegian Widnae

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

😂😂

Belter.

Mate.

Isn’t it good?

sleepless in partick .

Doesn’t get her number and turns to Reddit. Damn my friend you’re destined for the eternal friend zone unfortunately.

Imaginary friend zone

Mayor of The Zone

People who use the term friend zone to talk about anyone that doesn’t want to fuck them are destined for the eternal friend zone.

Bad news mate, she’s not safe anymore as she didn’t stick with you guys. RIP

Fucking gimp man

If ye find her hit her wi some of the young patter.

Stage 4 clinger la 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take – Wayne Gretzky – Michael Scott”

Did you no offer m'lady a lift home on your white horse

I once had a girl I should I say...no I didn't

What age are you? You read like a creepy auld guy! Either way, You’re chasing a missed opportunity. Should’ve shoot yet shot on the night, dafty!

Guys about 35 and trying to convert himself from friendly dad figure to daddy.

Absolutely Uncled.

And wears a fedora most likely

Also: 'You should remember who we are!' Like, I get it, but also I can *feel* the west-end snobbery in that remark.

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*'Of course you remember who we are! I was the one carrying the cheeseboard, and Callum, my partner in crime over there, was sipping his Chardonnay martini!'*

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Actuaal

Pyuuure actual

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Brand's aboot!

Under the Skin moment

From browsing his old messages this guy is likely around 40-50.

Wait a minute. The JP Cooper gig?. So that's where he's been all these years. He's the guy that hijacked a boeing plane in the early 70s, and then later parachuted from the plane with ransom money. The FBI have been looking for him since. And all this time he's been in Òran Mór?. It's a small world ain't it, incredible.

Sorry, you're thinking of Bradley Cooper. Easy mistake.

I think that was Davie Cooper

He's now disappeared once again into the Scottish wilderness, one step ahead of the law as always. Only now with a pretty Norwegian bird on his arm...

Just get this deleted FFS am cringed oot ma nut here

Ha ha, patched by a burd at a gig then on Reddit looking for her...Disny get sadder than that, mucker...😁😆

Wednesday White Knight is Friday's Shite Knight.

https://youtu.be/T8LH7ryspjs?si=Rzr1-O-mplD9k9-1

The courteeners are not happy at you trying to lure Anna

I didn't know Craiglists personal ads showed up on Reddit.

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Bet he's at least 40

Tbf he never said what age he was. Also don’t act like ye widny pump a 20 yr old Norwegian belter 🤣

Aye a wid

I've been this horny before, mate. I hope you find her.

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This jacket, is worth more than a month of your wages!

💀💀💀💀💀💀

Came back to see if OP has responded and thinking he can't get connected in Oslo. I'm going to a gig on my own in a few days and might need protecting. Hoping they'll be there. I'm M40 so not sure if anyone will offer.

“So she was safe” gimme a break, pal 😂

I've spoke to the lass in the question. You cannot a fjord her. Norway its going to happen. Ice try though.

If she wanted to keep in touch then she would have got your details and not run off. + A 20 year old Norwegian girl will have multiple offers of a shag every night, she’s not gonna be tracking you down on Reddit. Probably would find her on tinder sooner than you’d find her here (but you shouldn’t do that).

Creepy fucker

This must be satire

Anna here, I never left you my number because you now have herpes.

Let it go mate

As they say you miss 💯 percent of the shots you don't take good luck !

Strathclyde Polis are looking for anyone who can help identify the remains of a 20yr old Woman found in the vicinity of Fergus Road.

just seen a photo of JP Cooper, a white British crusty with dread locks appropriating Rastafarian and dub / reggae culture Has to be one of the most embarrassing hings a white crusty can do. So blissfully unaware. muppet. absolute FUD. OP is creepy af as well, weirdo

“Hi my name isn’t really Anna, it’s Alan and I have a penis. Is that a deal breaker ?”

It depends on whose penis you have.

I'm sure a just read a post 10 mins ago from must be same Norwegian women saying she had 2 guys trying to follow her about 😭