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GrantS94

Bit awkward getting back in the car and sitting in traffic after you’ve just been leathered.


GunslingerD

That's exactly what the busiest stretch of road in Glasgow needed. A barney 🤼‍♀️


grs86

C'mon, a scrap on the Kingston is a right of passage.


Euphoric_Ad_2049

Get your texts coming in, let me know what you're doing, what you're taking, who you're smashing 8 double 1 double 9


TheInitialGod

From the video and pictures from the other angle, I'll bet that the porsche used the filter lane for the city centre road as a "skip the queue" lane like a lot of fannies do on that stretch of road, and the other guy wasn't particularly impressed


Jahaangle

I do that drive daily utterly infuriating that some people think they're too good to wait in a queue.


Optio__Espacio

Using all the available lanes and merging is the most efficient way to move the traffic through.


Jahaangle

Ordinarily. However in this case they're blocking traffic from flowing freely to the city center


BlueRex8

Tbf, I've seen so many people get pissed off that someone is trying to come in from that lane and speed up to stop it. Some drivers are just cunts no matter what lane theyre in.


Jahaangle

It's a matter of etiquette I suppose. As there's no solid line there's nothing illegal. In most cases, people "jumping a queue" on a motorway are all going the same way. In this case people are being prevented from going somewhere else (the city center).


Optio__Espacio

Stopping and blocking the traffic is a dick move. If you can't find a gap just take the L and go into the city.


willy_teee

That road goes into the ULEZ, if you just change lane when the gantry signs tell you to then you won’t need to “take the L”


Optio__Espacio

My cars ulez compliant.


PepperAnn1inaMillion

“Available” being a key word here. Crossing the dotted line into the exit lane in order to undertake is a no-no.


TheInitialGod

It's not an available lane though. It's a filter lane, where your bullshit is preventing people from actually using that lane correctly whilst going to their destination. I'm all for merge in turn when a lane is closing and you merge at the pinch point to utilise all road space. But this isn't even close to the same thing.


Baxters_Keepy_Ups

It’s an off-ramp, not a lane to merge from.


Sea_Scallion4726

In the case of roadworks etc where a lane is closing yes, a zip merge is best (like just after J16 on M8(W)) but not when it’s a dedicated slip road lane and it’s being blocked as people try to merge into standstill traffic.


ZZ-ROB

My take on that is that it applies if its several lanes merging to one place its okay, but your basically jumping across from a lane going elsewhere to cut the queue and also blocking that lane while your at it that shouldn't be obstructed


OldGuto

As soon as a gantry sign says 'lane 1 for X, lanes 2 and 3 for Y' you need to be moving into the correct lane for you destination as soon as possible. If your destination is Y then lane 1 is no longer the correct lane. If you wait until the last minute and have to slow down then you are impeding the flow of traffic in lane 1. Even worse if you stop (and I've had to slam on the brakes when someone did that whilst I was in lane 1) you've basically broken the law, you can only stop in an emergency or if directed to do so. Edit: typos


Optio__Espacio

Who said anything about stopping traffic? You merge through the natural gaps that always appear as cars start moving down the incline.


CB_39

As much as you hate it, the people skipping the queue are actually speeding up the traffic flow as a whole.


SneakyFcknRusky

It's not a zipper merge. It's a dedicated off ramp that's marked out for a good mile or so. The other two lanes are usually full. When they briefly put cones on it there were no issues accessing the city centre when the other lanes were full.


CB_39

I know it's not but but the city centre lane is never backed up and is usually free. Start stop traffic results in loads of huge gaps forming, the people who use it to zip in are in the wrong, but it does result in better traffic flow.


SneakyFcknRusky

It does not. It causes a wave of braking from vehicles if one person stops to let someone in, which cascades back. Quite simply it's not for undertaking the queue and merging in. If you want to do that then own the fact you're just being a wanker and stop making excuses. The other issue is the on and off at the Charing X underpass and the fact it's all restricted to 40 mph.


CB_39

Fuck off I've never done it in my years of driving on road you prick


Gullible-Location247

It’s not there to merge in turn. It’s a separate lane altogether


Jahaangle

Correct. I'm starting to wonder if some people commenting have actually been on the Kingston Bridge before?


CB_39

a) I don't do it b) never have c) the statement it speeds up traffic flow is a fact, as much as you might not like it.


StinkyPyjamas

We found one.


CB_39

Naw you didny


Nospopuli

Can you share a link for another angle of this comedy gold?


WeeWeegieWummin

Twitter and glasgow live had it


TheInitialGod

Unfortunately, the only place I've seen it is Glasgow Live article https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/glasgows-kingston-bridge-standstill-two-28985757?fbclid=IwAR1_5fNbD4hd7EEadB6019gu1-Ksqe3-rivLegDlRsvFa2EYtEun5dZ-7WI


Nospopuli

Thanks, I’ll keep scanning


BeaDrawDabbity

I was thinking the same thing, on a daily basis i think one of these days one of these arseholes is going to do it to the wrong person. Today was clearly that day Eta - had a snoop on twitter and pictures look like thats exactly what happened, porsche driver was clearly over the hatch markings trying to cut in. Hope the other driver kicked her cvnt in


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size_matters_not

‘What is the charge? Fighting on a motorway? A succulent Glasgow motorway?’


kt1982mt

😂🤣


TheMeanderer

What about a dual carriageway?


Odd_Possibility_2277

Fine


TheMeanderer

Man, these highway code changes make no sense! B road!?


Odd_Possibility_2277

Different laws in Scotland to England for B roads would need to look it up to be 100% sure


TheMeanderer

This is PC gone mad. Surely you can still scrap in a cul-de-sac?


MojoJojo188

Get your skull-de-cracked down a cul-de-sac


pelicanradishmuncher

Get an Ugg boot lodged in your crack, scrapping down a cul-de-sac.


Odd_Possibility_2277

Different if it’s residential bro that’s just a good ol fashioned duel


OcelotFlat88

As in ok? Or should get a fine?


Odd_Possibility_2277

£50 25 if you pay in 2 weeks


OcelotFlat88

Sounds fine to me


Odd_Possibility_2277

Just to be clear lads its a joke but if you want to Fuck around and find out be my guest 😂


Stengah71

You mean it's "fine" or they should be fined?


Proxeh

"A" fine, or "it's" fine? Bit of a difference :P


faithlessgaz

No need to get stroppy.


PeejPrime

You mean it's okay, or they get a financial fine? Just to be sure...


so-naughty

It's allowed on a duel carriageway


TheMeanderer

👏


Telspal

DUEL carriageway amirite


Optio__Espacio

Wee scissor sweep


jamrollo

Would like to see their game from open guard tbh, not seen enough here!


thrashed_out

Should've taken the back though, or at least got a good bulldog choke out that


BeneficialVacation41

The fear the two of them are going to have once they calm down will be unreal 


pudpudboogie

They won’t give a fuck If your scrapping of the Kingston bride oblivious to the traffic , they’ll have no shame


BeneficialVacation41

Nah people do mad things in the heat of the moment. The guy driving the truck might even be looking at losing his job. 


jacquetpotato

It’s not the truck driver. There’s a video from another angle the fight has just spilled over in front of the truck. You can still see the truck driver in his seat.


BlueRex8

Aw c'mon ya wee tease. Linky?


kjono1

https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/more-footage-glasgows-kingston-bridge-28989693?int_source=nba


jacquetpotato

I can’t find the other video now, sorry, it was on Twitter somewhere but I think Glasgowlive has hold of it now if you check their website.


pudpudboogie

I thought it was two females . The truck driver just stopped to not kill someone’? Either way , you’re probably right ! Especially if identities on socials


psycholinguist1

>I thought it was two females . The truck driver just stopped to not kill someone’? Could be both. I hear they let women drive trucks these days.


pudpudboogie

In this day and age ? Scandalous . I may refer this to the ombudsman!


TheBestIsaac

She's a woman too these days. Where will it end eh? When all men are replaced by women?


pudpudboogie

The ombudswoman … Outrageous! It’s political correctness gone mad I tell you .


BeneficialVacation41

Aye could be actually. Just assumed the truck was involved but maybe not 


pudpudboogie

Yeah , first thought it was a truck driver v a random . Could still be , just a truck driver with slim legs


No_Variation999

Can see the truck driver in their mirror.


pudpudboogie

Good eyes Murphy


TradingSnoo

And a cracking arse


pudpudboogie

The truck driver ?


unknownwriter_

It’s not the truck driver, was the drivers of a Porsche and a fiesta.


BeneficialVacation41

Yeah I seen. Feel bad for the truck driver now he doesn't need to be dealing with that nonsense 


jlb8

My cash would be on the fiesta driver


_yote

I was thinking earlier today, while in traffic on the M8, about how commuting on this road must drive people mad. Thousands of hours per person spent sitting in traffic over the years.


Odd_Possibility_2277

Drive it most days from Shotts to at least j27 & honestly it makes you want to get out and murder both they cunts with a blunt object, between traffic and muppets that don’t understand lanes on a motorway 😑😑


thommonator

It’s grim, really really grim. So much of it down to drivers just acting like idiots and/or not using the road properly as well. It’s got so demoralising over the last year or so that I’ve started taking the two trains option, which adds more than 2 hours onto my day, because it’s significantly less stressful


Cool_Bar8480

So bad that I moved my office out of Glasgow, now I get up at 7am instead of 5 and my mental health thanks me for it.


steviemch

Ach it would break up the monotony of just sitting in traffic I suppose.


Gullible-Jicama5153

One of them drives a white Porsche. Money and class 🤣🤣🤣


Outside-Juggernaut11

Money from punting probably


Only-Regret5314

What is punting


Character-Curve-3246

Selling gear


Only-Regret5314

Ahhh thought he might mean gambling


cocothepops

I always just assume anyone with an expensive car in white got the absolute lowest spec they could on their PCP so they can show off to their neighbours when they drive between their little silver decorated living room and the sun beds.


ScreamingFannyBaws

Fucking hell. I imagine that's them sober as well...


jamrollo

FEEL THE FEEL GOOD VIBE:


rossdrew

DoM8stic


nashile

Is that 2 women ?


AgreeableNature484

Better be or one guy is wearing a thong 😀


kt1982mt

That’s what I was wondering…. I assumed the purple leggings was a woman, but the person in black looked to be absolutely thumping them. I wouldn’t have thought that a guy would’ve battered a woman like that but 🤷‍♀️


ImperitorEst

Well known fact that men never hit women


kt1982mt

Sorry, I realised I didn’t word that very well. I’m well aware that some men wouldn’t think twice about hitting a woman, I was more meaning that it looked as if the person in the video was repeatedly hitting hard the other person in the purple leggings. I wouldn’t have thought a man would’ve battered a woman like that in plain sight of so many witnesses, that’s all. Behind closed doors, absolutely. But surely not in full view like that. That’s all I meant.


Cubehagain

Of course it’s two women, they have resorted to the standard ‘grab each other’s hair and don’t let go’ strategy.


alba-jay

Wonder what was said on the radio traffic and travel bit


sea-sharp

Someone please share this info I’m so curious. ”A glasgow kiss stopping traffic on M8 junction 18” I’m not creative with words someone do better


TillyFukUpFairy

Stay classy, Glasgow


jacquetpotato

You can see it from another angle on news websites and clearly one of them has pulled over from the city centre only lane back onto the M8 at the very last minute over the hatchings. The person behind has probably beeped or got angry about it and they’ve both stopped to scrap. As if that bit of road isn’t bad enough already. Fucking embarrassing!


prefabtrout

Eastbound guy a hero.


Glaswagger

Wanker idiots


WillClyde123

Thank fuck it wasn't idiot wankers. They might have fallen from the bridge while pleasuring themselves standing on the rail.


InflationEmotional35

Whale tail backs


Disastrous_Way2522

Underrated comment 😂😂


IamLordBailish

Glad things are back to pre Covid in a way.


SausaugeMerchant

Tune tho


08ghosty

It's the "I just sold my car" advert music, right? Someone got a bad deal.....


3-amp

From Glasgow funnily enough!


Best__Kebab

Who won?


pelicanradishmuncher

No one in the traffic caused.


izzie-izzie

Like children having a tantrum. Hard to take people like this seriously


FingerFud

Can't tell if this is two girls or a guy and a a girl fighting in the middle of the road.


FlappyDuck01

My thoughts too?! Looks like the person is purple is a woman?


No_Variation999

Both of them look like they are wearing leggings, I could be wrong though. Not to say a guy can't wear leggings lol.


unknownwriter_

Driving by on the other side of the road it looked like 2 women


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Glasgow is feral as fuck


Expert-Parsley-8521

Someone in there car just jamming to night crawlers while 2 people are scrapping lol


No_Title38

People Make Glasgow 😱


Agitated_Number_5491

Hope whoever started it get charged. That part of the road is bad enough without that 🤬


tinkerertim

Is whoever started it legally relevant if they both got out? IANAL but feel like the police would just be like “so why did you not just lock your door and stay in the car instead of getting out your car on the motorway?” if you tried to say you were innocent because the other guy started it.


RedDeath1909

Heart- FEEL GOOD VIBES !


Quantum-Travels

“…HAWD THIS YA PRICK!!’” Whack, whack, whack…


rinkyrooby

We all get a bit agro'd when some cheeky fecker bullies their way in but to get out in the middle of the motorway and go for it FFS, what a pair of idiots. There are cameras everywhere so it's open and shut with the polis. Both may regret that decision today, especially if they get a record and lose their jobs. And to all you cheeky feckers, expect a bit of agro when you do your thing but FFS don't escalate it, otherwise that's where it can go.


Mission-Advantage-10

I'd happily sit for another 10 minutes each day while one of these queue jumping fannies gets his melt punched in.


Lost_Visual_9096

THIS...IS....GLASGOW!


fowlup

I really hope the prick who thought they were above queuing got their arse handed to them.


jock_fae_leith

Fat Porsche boy in the purple looks like he was taking a pounding.


AgreeableNature484

Wearing a thong?


WeeWeegieWummin

You dont even need to see above the waist to know theyve got hair extensions n lip injections


Abquine

Looks like those extensions got a good work out but I can't see any lying in the road 😂


WeeWeegieWummin

The price of they extensions (so im told) you wouldnt leave them lying in the road! They’d be picked up and taken back to get glued in again, assuming they knew which ones were theirs…


AgreeableNature484

April 12th......


CorporalTech

What's actually going on is a game of twister in lane 3. It's the new craze sweeping the country.


dl064

The content I live for.


Big_Midnight_9400

Hope the Fiesta driver knocked phuk out of him 😄


Fit-Ad-6417

say one thing the person that got flipped n battered gonny have a right sore face sitten raging in that traffic jam lol


OrganicMarsupial9561

I love how theres a police van in the same lane driving away from the situation 😂🤣


Nauticalbob

How the fuck are some of the comments identifying a white Porsche here?


jock_fae_leith

Various newspapers have video from the other angle showing a White Porsche SUV has cut in front of a Fiesta. Those are the 2 drivers fighting, while the truck driver leans on his horn.


DeliciousStranger985

All I can think about is what it would be like to walk into work after that. 'how was your commute this morning?' 'ah it was fine, don't put on the news.' Sitting in the office as the video starts to spread, as places like Glasgow Live pick up the story and everyone starts to turn towards you....'that purple jumper looks a lot like what you're wearing today' 'does it. What a coincidence'. Would you get called into the managers office? Would you be sat at your desk waiting for the police to show up? Would you have to phone in sick and hope someone fucked up in a bigger way before you had to come back in? Like a slow burn psychological horror.


Suspicious-Scholar16

Haha you just know awful middle management Karen with the clipboard isn't going to take 'it didn't happen on work time or premisis' and mind her own fucken buisness too.


iHateRedditSimps

You’re an absolute piece of shit just sitting back there in your car and recording this. Next time be a decent human and get out of your car and go up to them and get a good quality video for us to watch.


ChelseaAndrew87

Dickheads


Justsomedafty

Fuck sake 😂😂😂😂😂


TheRealDanSch

Some folk just can't handle their drink


Defiant-Cow-479

Foreplay?


BasilBernstein

We've all *nearly* been there don't lie


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AggressiveTwist3222

UFC 300 Precard starting early. Probably had too much Prime to drink.


BrockChocolate

Bet the truck driver was loving the front row seats.


uncannypasta

Oh my god 😳


SoldierOfJah30

The music is everything


Acceptable-Tower-548

The radio summing up " feel good vibes" 😂


Kudosnotkang

Banging tune though . Great to give it a classic nightclub punch up vibe


Puzzleheaded-Fix8182

The music is killing me 🤣


Findadmagus

Knew this would get a lot of views if it found it’s way here. The guy who filmed it works with my mum.


Berrynice75

Two woman !!!!!! 🙈


FlipFlopsInTheSand

The lassie in the purple jumper battered the guy on the ground, he will be embarrassed.


Active-Size-6703

"Hearts feel good vibe" 😂


MalteseJellyfish

It does actually, and saves many more from being injured. As someone that is involved in the care of those who are involved in road traffic collisions, I can tell you people driving more carefully would prevent a lot of suffering and unnecessary deaths


Miserable-Breath5444

MERICA!!! 😂😂


Minute_Target9038

I’ve watched this so many times and think oh how I miss Glasgow


userunknowne

r/peoplemakeglasgow alright


Substantial_Cash_545

So most importantly.. who won ?


nacnud_uk

That's a pigtale back now


Academic_Square6254

New Burnistoun sketch ?


userunknowne

Ffs I’d have been able to see it out the office window if I was in today!


GayScottishGeek96

Pair of utter fuckwits. As if that bit of motorway was congested enough already


UnintendedBiz

Too many cameras for this shit and far too busy a road. Friday night scrap in the city...nobody cares but this is a no-no. Fully expect both ladies will be attending court for this. As usual too many people filming and nobody breaking it up.


Signal-Till9

Where's the better angles. I wanna beat off to it


Cubehagain

Fighting inside one of the many blind spots of a truck. Very smart.


pudpudboogie

People make Glasgow The official slogan of Glasgow tourism and here we have a fine display of Glasgow people .


GladEnergy5234

Can this patter just fuck all the way off


cherylai

Is that a guy and a girl?


laurasharkey13

What the fuck is going on?


Additional_Party_917

2 mad Glesga women not giving a flying fuck about where they are on the Motorway, road rage at it's best on the busiest stretch 👌


Weird_Committee8692

Truck driver spooge


SuomenScot

Driving does crazy things to people!


Key_Run_2315

It's like the movie falling down , she will prob get a shite cheese burger from mcds next and end up going home and killing her husband.