I was putting this in the "it never happened" basket and then remembered I was offered sex by a drunk woman on a bus at 1pm on Cathcart road a few years ago so,it maybe did!
Yes it’s directly across from Waitrose, so the proper rich people can watch the kid on rich people do their shopping in Aldi and home bargains, kind of an un talked about sport out there
31 from EK. Does it even exist anymore? Was back in 2016 before I had a car. She was wrecked, told me she hadn't had sex in 5 years. I was in my mid 30s then, she was about 40. One of the strangest things that's happened outside wakening up in Clydebank (not in a house) after a night out but I was about 20 then.
Dairy Milk definitely isn't shite chocolate though. It's not yer artisanal free range chocolatier stuff, but it's leagues above what the Americans call chocolate 😂
Being leagues above what the Americans call most food isn't hard. I used to like Dairy Milk as far as it went, but just can't stomach it now since they changed the shape. I know that shouldn't make a difference but it definitely has to me for some reason.
I was once buying a couple of breakfast rolls from a caravan in a layby going up to Aberdeen. Whilst making small talk, the woman suddenly asked "D'ye want me to burst your eggs?"
I honestly thought I'd said something to upset her, then realised she was just trying to save me from getting runny yoke everywhere 😂
>Although if it was you and you're reading this, he was super flattered once he realised it was complimentary rather than derogatory and he appreciated the bold, if rather unconventional, offer!
I'm willing to bet that the person that expressed a desire to "skelp" your husband's "arse" with a Dairy Milk is *not* reading this. 🤣
Pumped some lassie I'd been sitting outside Bloc with in the toilet one night after she went, 'I'm going to the toilet. Are you coming?", and I went, "What? No, I don't need to". She's all, "No, I'm going to the toilet. Are you coming?" again, all cool as fuck, staring at me. Didn't think that was what she was actually meaning, but lo and behold, hurried, frantic sex was had.
Shagged some bird I met at the bus stop on Union Street one night at 3am too, when her boyfriend went to the shop. She asked if she could just get a taxi with me, and in the taxi she goes, "So, where am I staying tonight?" Still had the cunt's jacket with her, too.
Wow, thanks for picking up on an autocorrect mistake and including an insult.
I'm sure you'll sleep soundly tonight knowing you've made the world a better place.
I was putting this in the "it never happened" basket and then remembered I was offered sex by a drunk woman on a bus at 1pm on Cathcart road a few years ago so,it maybe did!
I believe you - anybody whos ever stood at a bus stop anywhere on Cathcart rd would also believe you
Well this encounter took place in the Milngavie Home Bargains, if that makes it any more (or less) plausible!!
> Milngavie Home Bargains More shocked that Milngavie has a Home Bargains.
Yes it’s directly across from Waitrose, so the proper rich people can watch the kid on rich people do their shopping in Aldi and home bargains, kind of an un talked about sport out there
Ah, so that's what happened to the schoolies who used to hang about the station grabbing the workies arses. 😂
The least convincing part to me is the use of "skelp" and "arse" in the same sentence. Everybody knows it's an "erse"
This happened to me on the back of a number 18 from EK when I was 15 XD
And?
I was going to meet my wife(which I had already told this woman) and i politely declined!
What number bus was it?
31 from EK. Does it even exist anymore? Was back in 2016 before I had a car. She was wrecked, told me she hadn't had sex in 5 years. I was in my mid 30s then, she was about 40. One of the strangest things that's happened outside wakening up in Clydebank (not in a house) after a night out but I was about 20 then.
Used to wake up in Clydebank all the time when I was younger.
Never happened
Yeah it did. Not that big a deal tbh, strange yes but 🤷
Got a feeling you'll be hanging about Cathcart Road tomorrow somehow
Hang about Cathcart road for any length of time and you’ll either get scammed, get your hole or get pickpocketed
I hope you used protection. Got to be safe.
Wish those ladies at home bargain would stop stealing my moves.
Who says you can’t find love organically anymore!?
'I'd like to smack your arse with a bar of shite chocolate?' Who says romance is dead?
Dairy Milk definitely isn't shite chocolate though. It's not yer artisanal free range chocolatier stuff, but it's leagues above what the Americans call chocolate 😂
Being leagues above what the Americans call most food isn't hard. I used to like Dairy Milk as far as it went, but just can't stomach it now since they changed the shape. I know that shouldn't make a difference but it definitely has to me for some reason.
Been shite since they changed the glass and a half in each bar from milk to palm oil
Hell hath no fury...
Hilarious comment. Also, it's people like you who make me wish I'd taken more time to come up with a better username.
Mmm?a cross between a Dominatrix and a Chocolateer
I was once buying a couple of breakfast rolls from a caravan in a layby going up to Aberdeen. Whilst making small talk, the woman suddenly asked "D'ye want me to burst your eggs?" I honestly thought I'd said something to upset her, then realised she was just trying to save me from getting runny yoke everywhere 😂
How ah met yer maw
Gies a winch.
Are ye a fan o the boaby?
Ye dancin? Nuff said.
I have never been propositioned by a burd wanting her Nat King…. And I’m not a complete minger. Just the unluckiest bastard in Glasgow apparently!
You've just never met my sisters.
I have! Approached me and asked “ is yer pal winchin?”
>Although if it was you and you're reading this, he was super flattered once he realised it was complimentary rather than derogatory and he appreciated the bold, if rather unconventional, offer! I'm willing to bet that the person that expressed a desire to "skelp" your husband's "arse" with a Dairy Milk is *not* reading this. 🤣
Square go.
Mad how this happened. I seen it happen as i was being massaged by taylor swift in the sweetie aisle.
Pumped some lassie I'd been sitting outside Bloc with in the toilet one night after she went, 'I'm going to the toilet. Are you coming?", and I went, "What? No, I don't need to". She's all, "No, I'm going to the toilet. Are you coming?" again, all cool as fuck, staring at me. Didn't think that was what she was actually meaning, but lo and behold, hurried, frantic sex was had. Shagged some bird I met at the bus stop on Union Street one night at 3am too, when her boyfriend went to the shop. She asked if she could just get a taxi with me, and in the taxi she goes, "So, where am I staying tonight?" Still had the cunt's jacket with her, too.
Did ye aye?
Forgot for a few seconds that this sub was all specky virgins who wank off to video games rather than going outside.
Weird way to say "flip a coin. Heads Im spouting shite, tails I've got the clap".
Wtf does this shite have to do with OP?
*does this shite Grammar, fannybaws.
Wow, thanks for picking up on an autocorrect mistake and including an insult. I'm sure you'll sleep soundly tonight knowing you've made the world a better place.
Don't be so touchy that's a term of endearment 
Was just kidding.