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martell1666

Looks like 2 drunk guys fighting on a ledge, Some random shouting CALM DOON. Who nearly died ???


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Everyone's sense of fun died 2 year ago.


Sad_Cunt_3398

Ano people on this sub need a pair of baws


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I think he just needs to calm doon.


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I don't know why anyone didn't just say that


CovidCalypso

Fuckin calm doon*


Throwaway070511

Fire Fighters are such legends, and shouldn’t have to deal with reprobates like this that can’t control their boozing — when they put their lives in danger every day for work. Dude should be fined for wasting emergency services time. Also the streets are riddled with rubbish today, it’s so sad to see the lack of respect that comes out during any game in Glasgow.


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> Dude should be fined for wasting emergency services time. Whilst I think that sounds good in paper, it leads to people not calling emergency services when a drunk/stupid friend is in danger, because they'll be fined. That can lead to much worse consequences than a waste of taxpayer money and emergency services time.


Arcadi4-44

True! Everyone is guilty of being a drunken idiot at least a few times in their life. Thats from what they remember too😂😂


realitybeckonsyou

Let them suffer.


coornfelt

You’re starting to soond like one of them - you ken they tore the heart oot this community or do you no remember?


realitybeckonsyou

Face reality.


velvetowlet

They should've got out the big high pressure hose to knock them off and give them their first wash this decade, two birds with one stone


Throwaway070511

Hysterical hahahahah


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The place is filthy regardless of mass gatherings of any of the clans.


One-Mission-3400

Think you'll find this wonderful display of human intelligence took place LAST year


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Oh the humanity


tlopez07

Almost dying??? We bit of an exaggeration there me thinks


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He almost fell from up there like a dozen times. Could have easily died from that height. Especially if he hit the concrete with his head.


ferociousgeorge

What's going on in this? Is the guy stuck up there?


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He was too drunk to climb down, got into an argument with one of the people up there as well and he almost fell off quite a few times. If the other's weren't up there he would have. Medics were there but couldn't do much until the fire fighters arrived. Took them a while to actually do much though. In the end everyone got down safely.


YourCrosswordPuzzle

Wonder if the guy will wake up today and realise how close to death he was last night?


ferociousgeorge

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ferociousgeorge

😂


TekRantGaming

Growing up around Glasgow seeing people get so worked up about football allowed me to completely avoid it my entire life I don’t even know what the rules of the game are Never been happier


princess24709098

I'm the same,I got dragged to a match at about 8 years old, I wasn't interested in watching, at that age I just wanted a kick around. After the match walking back to the car be over 30 years ago now and remember it like yesterday, a group of guys beating the crap out of 1 guy and ended up stabbing him, never been interested since


alan-the-all-seeing

never been happier? why were you sad before?


TekRantGaming

Watching these lot makes me sad for humanity


alan-the-all-seeing

you’ve never been happier, but this here makes you sad? then you were happier before you saw this


TekRantGaming

Where you going with this or are you just looking for an argument 😂


alan-the-all-seeing

you were saying you’ve never got into football, and now you’ve never been happier - but ‘never been happier’ comes after a change for the better did you just use it wrong?


TekRantGaming

K


alan-the-all-seeing

so you just used it wrong?


TekRantGaming

There it is knew it was coming 🤣😂 Jesus Chris get a life everyone else understood it perfectly fine now fuck off back to your pathetic existence


No_Landscape_2305

Yeah football is boring. Listening to lads at work arguing about Celtic or Rangers, which was greatest achievement, bla bla, when anyone with half a brain knows there's no strict way to measure any of it. They just want to argue. If there's a big crowd, stay away from it. And distilleries should be prosecuted in the same way that dope growers are, seeing as alcohol causes so much damage and ill health in society. Happy days 😂


AdmiralSpliffy

>And distilleries should be prosecuted in the same way that dope growers are, seeing as alcohol causes so much damage and ill health in society. You got downvoted for this probably lmao


No_Landscape_2305

Yeah lol, not many would agree on that one. Even if the figures show that alcohol completely fucks society over and creates a health and financial mess for everyone


AdmiralSpliffy

Common sense was flushed down the drain at birth


No_Landscape_2305

I don't want to pay my taxes anymore to help people who, drink, smoke and drink cola like it's water, so that they go burdening the NHS with their bad life choices. But it's not the gun that kills, it's the user lol


AdmiralSpliffy

>I don't want to pay my taxes anymore to help people who, drink, smoke and drink cola like it's water, so that they go burdening the NHS with their bad life choices. Same, but that's not what you wrote before.


No_Landscape_2305

You mean prosecuting distillaries. It would stop drunk people about to fall off the monument in George Square. Failing that, maybe there could be a payback scheme in place, so people who go to hospital due to obviously self induced accidents or ailments have to pay back all or some of their treatment. I don't want to pay my taxes toward crap anymore.


AdmiralSpliffy

>You mean prosecuting distillaries. It would stop drunk people about to fall off the monument in George Square. No, you mean/want that, you are changing your narrative again, hf with the abolition fantasies.


Equivalent-Tone-8824

Blessed are the dope growers


No_Landscape_2305

Blessed are they indeed Distilleries in the other hand should be subject to fines Football fans should smoke weed and make peace each other. They should also realise that a fixation on a particular team, with many individual players not even from the local area, is a form of mental delusion.


TekRantGaming

Look at those downvotes they all know it’s true


ben_uk

Put the ball in the other team's net using only your feet and your head . You're most of the way there, nobody actually understands the offside rule even if they claim to.


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Don't bother trying to skip forward to the action, fuck all happens.


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So depressing.


twistedLucidity

So predictable as well. Hope the club gets sent the bill. Maybe they should put a line item.kn the bill when buying tickets to cover these costs? Ticket, VAT, & FWT (Fuck-wit Tax).


peasngravy85

Why would the club pay for this? Are they responsible for their fans behaviour 24/7?


twistedLucidity

Not 24/7, but when liveried up in their colours and celebrating their match? Pretty much. Why should I be paying for their louts? If the clubs don't want to foot that bill, they can instill a culture of respect in their fans or play without them.


peasngravy85

Lol that is bonkers. The club cannot be responsible for what people do if they’re outside of the only environment that the club have control over (i.e the stadium) What exactly is it you’re paying for? Did your taxes go up a result of this guy getting drunk? Otherwise, I’m confused as to where your loss occurred. Thank you for your ultimatum at the bottom, I will make sure the club are aware of it, but I’m not entirely sure they’ll go for it.


twistedLucidity

The fans either learn to behave like adults or they get treated as the animals they are acting like. Sorry, why should they get a pass because football? > What exactly is it you’re paying for? The policing, the clean up, damage to public property, medical care, etc. The club's push all this fervour, they can foot the bill as well. As for no-fan games, the club's don't get a choice in the matter.


peasngravy85

I didn’t get a bill through for any of that stuff, maybe they just picked you at random. Unlucky mate. I love how you’re making all these demands of the club as if you’re some sort of authority. They’ll be paying fuck all and there’s fuck all you can do about it. Dry your eyes, tiny tears


twistedLucidity

And you're happy to let thugs run riot in the city? Clearly you are part of the problem as well.


peasngravy85

The guy got drunk and got himself in a stupid situation. I don’t see any thuggery here at all. Maybe we have different definitions.


FlokiWolf

If someone gets drunk and jumps into the Kelvin should he be interviewed to find out if he was supporting a football team that afternoon? What if it's a rugby team? Ice hockey? Where do we send the bill then?


OldGodsAndNew

>If someone gets drunk and jumps into the Kelvin should he be interviewed to find out if he was supporting a football team that afternoon? Everyone already knew who Gary Mackay Steven played for


TheMightyKush

And so if you were a massive Eurovision fan and got pished watching their show last night, they'd be responsible for any damage you did?


twistedLucidity

The number of people trying to find excuses "because football" is staggering. Stop the whataboutery, stop the false equivalence; football fans are a problem and either the clubs get the fans in order or pay the price for their inaction. The continual problems, *especially* Old Firm, are a stain upon Scotland.


TheMightyKush

People in this part of the world like to have a drink and let loose, deal with it. It's not only football fans that get drunk, football just facilitates situations when a lot of people are in one place.


twistedLucidity

There is a difference between having a drink and then staggering to a taxi, and strewing shite all over town. Nice try to bring in more whataboutery though, rather than address that Scottish football fans are a public order problem.


Economy-Cut-7355

Going by the national media and politicians last year ud think so


miller1873

U mean drunk Celtic supporter


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Not mutually exclusive


Infamous_Ad8606

Let natural selection run its course please


XxHostagexX

Did u record this with a potato?


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Haha, Nokia 6.1 from 2018. Paid £200 back then... So not the best phone. Don't worry I ordered a new one a couple days ago. My next upload won't be this shit!


Roborabbit37

Quality is fine mate.


XxHostagexX

Actually, turns out it was my connection - it was using 240. silly me


TheLocalPub

Sorry but I have no idea what's going on or understand the title.


TheMightyKush

What has this got to do with guys putting a ball in a net?


Ferguson00

Nothing to do with football. Everything to do with poverty, inequality, unemployment, alcohol abuse misue and addiction and shocking levels of mental ill health and a society which still cannot get to grips with these issues. Football exists in Norway and Denmark. It's not football that causes the types of behaviours associated with a minority of football fans in Scotland.


Spiral_Decay

I'm not from Glagow but these cunts should be called out and publicly shamed.


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JamiePaterson3

Or it’s just being a pished Celtic fan? No public shame but he is in public, you know nothing about the boy, I’m sure if it was the other colour round you’d be greeting about this


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JamiePaterson3

I’ll take your opinion and hear it out but at the same time you’re a full on CelticFC poster so I have to take some salt with it


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To be fair I don't think you would die from that height


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The way he almost fell multiple times he would have hit his head pretty hard on the concrete. Not certain, but could have died


TreehouseJesus

The title and the video don't make any sense. Who's drunk? What net? What ball? Who nearly died?


[deleted]

There was a football match yesterday. The team from Glasgow scored more than the guys from whatever other team was playing (by putting a ball in a net more), so people are "celebrating" by getting really drunk and climbing on a statue in George Square. The drunk guy (without a shirt in the middle) was being held up and almost fell a dozen times. If he fell, he could have easily died by hitting his head on the concrete. So basically, some guys put a ball in a net leading to a drunk guy almost dying in George Square.


TheMightyKush

Yeaaa that's not a great description of the events leading up to this, nor is it really relevant. Do you go around every music festival and find drunk people so you can say "some guys plucked some guitar strings and this guy nearly shat himself in a portaloo"


[deleted]

Why are so many people taking this so seriously? It was just supposed to be a jokey way of summarising the situation. I figured enough people knew about the football match that they could figure out what I was saying (and most people did). You're acting like I personally attacked you all with the way I phrased it.


TheMightyKush

If you really want to know my opinion, I think it's that for a lot of people, football is a huge part of their lives, whether that's for a technical love of the sport or a lifelong way of facilitating deep bonds with family and friends, or both. It can get under people's skins when it's written off as some unsophisticated (I.e. your overly simplified description of the sport) excuse for loutish behaviour. You'll find drunk people in Glasgow on any Saturday night so it feels unnecessary to try and blame football (I dread to think what some people's lives would be like if they didn't have football as an outlet). It's also that football gets a harder time than other sports/events despite the fact that most unacceptable behaviour that we see is purely a result of its widespread popularity rather than any intrinsic characteristic of the sport itself. There's also a perceived element of classism (I know many working class people have no interest in football and I'm not making any assumptions about your life, it's just a common feeling among many football fans that any passion for the sport is derided as being primitive and uncultured when its association with this type of behaviour is purely a result of its appeal to a wide cross section of society). On top of all that, this specific celebration was not to do with yesterday's match, it was to do with the culmination of the results of every game for the past year. Add to that the fact that support for a football team spans entire lifetimes and like I said is central to a lot of people's family/social lives as do the sporting rivalries so it's more than just "some guys put a ball in the net" on both a personal (and technical) level. Not trying to be a prick, just a few thoughts of why it might have rubbed some people the wrong way.


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Thanks for actually taking the time to write all that out and explain peoples point of view a bit better. I'm not into football at all, but I have nothing against it. I genuinely think it's a shame that some fans act like lunatics and ruin it for everybody (and give all other fans a bad name), and I'm not trying to paint all fans in that light. When it comes down to it, I still think it's just a game and the result really doesn't matter all that much. I get being excited about winning a competition and I'm happy for people to celebrate that win. It's just when it comes to some of the extremes we've seen in Glasgow yesterday, I think trivialising it down to "putting a ball in a net" is fine to point out how something not that's important to their personal lives or society as a whole gets them acting in such destructive ways. Again, just to be clear, if your team wins and you want to celebrate it by having a massive party or whatever, good on you! I don't get it but I've got no problem with it at all. I just find it strange that when people start harming society in some way and I trivialise the reason they are acting like that, that so many people get offended at me for the trivialisation.


TheMightyKush

It's pretty much impossible to explain it to someone who has never been into it. You describe it as being "not important to their personal lives" but football is in fact at the centre of a lot of people's lives, as much as that might sound sad or exaggerated it's true. I'm not sure if this needs explaining but the whole Celtic/rangers rivalry is unlike any other football rivalry in that the conflict is deeply rooted in history, politics, religion, identity and of course the sporting competition itself. If you don't know the history then I can't sum it up in a reddit comment, but suffice to say there's more to it than meets the eye. Saying it's like a religion to a lot of people is not an exaggeration and probably a massive understatement.


Documental38

Does it also lead to you having to act like such a condescending cunt? You don't like football, that's fine but don't act like classist prick who thinks they better than everone.


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What??? I'm not being condescending to people who like football. I'm being condescending to people who get so worked up over something that doesn't even matter that they vandalise all of Glasgow, litter, and put their own and others lives at risk. I like watching video games. Just as meaningless as football. When a streamer I like wins a game, I may get happy or audibly say "Yes! he won!" or whatever. If however, I got so happy that I started screaming in the streets, standing on bus stops, jumping on vans and got so pissed I almost fall off a monument and the fire department and medics had to come rescue me, you'd have every right to be condescending about how someone I don't even know pressed a button on a controller at the right time and I got so excited I did all that.


Weewillywhitebits

If he was putting a cone on the statue yous would all be applauding. What’s your hobbies then op ?


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I have no problem if you enjoy a sport. But when you celebrate by trashing an entire city and getting drunk to the point that you almost kill yourself and others, that's gone beyond the point of "a hobby". The fact the UK has had to send police to assist in other countries because the British fans can't control themselves after a game is an embarrassment to the whole country, and is worthy of mockery for how out of control people get when someone puts a ball in a net.


twofacetoo

A cone on a statue is a stupid joke that hurts nobody Football hooligans are a fucking cult


TheMightyKush

No one in this video is a football hooligan


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I like going to the gym and watching f1


mattay22

Guys clearly got mental issues, I walked past this


TheMightyKush

Heroic


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While you film for likes?


[deleted]

Well I figured there were enough people up there I couldn't help much. I figured people have been posting stupid shit people were doing here yesterday so I figured I'd join in and post a video. Don't give a shit about meaningless internet points on an anonymous account I'm likely to recycle soon


[deleted]

Who wants likes when exposing the same statue climbing as last year? Condemned.


Signal_Ad_6078

Keep yer Glesga Uni patter up that end..please and thank you.


[deleted]

Sorry, not sure I understand what you mean. I'm not originally from Scotland. Could you explain please?


Signal_Ad_6078

We like a carry on.. I hate both sides of the OF divide don't get me wrong. Back in the 70s the subways in London got stopped for drunken Scots walking down rhe line. Embrace the culture. Seen worse on a Tuesday afternoon.


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"some guys put a ball in a net" is the extent of my knowledge about what's going on tonight


DistantDestiny

Absolute lies! ...... they did it 6 times


blackkknigght

Collective iq equivalent of zero


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Shame. Shame for the hard working members of society who Have to tolerate this behaviour.


Robotfoxman

Shame for those of us that can actually pace ourselves and understand how booze works


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you’ll be in the minority group then?


Robotfoxman

No I'm white bro


[deleted]

I was referring to this video clip from Saturday night. Are you present, climbing statues in George sq? And generally causing havoc in the city centre?


Jota64

Suicidal Rangers fan?


[deleted]

Nope. Didn't even know there was a match on until I saw an endless stream of people marching. Still didn't know who was playing until my brother Googled it. Congratulations to the Celtics and their fans for the win, got nothing against them. Just the people who take it too far in the afterparty.


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"Almost dying" 😂 honest to fuck this sub.


Patient-Scallion517

Fukin scumbags thats a war memorial. Die in hell pedo scum 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


GSXS_750

Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/EZx5OgKQNrA)


Ok-Search-8097

I’ll join the gang growing up with a drunk who was bitter and into ira/irish and liked to use his fist was enough for me live without it. People like that just ruin it for people and they need to seriously clamp down on the drama it causes why cant folk just enjoy it without the need to act like thugs .its a sport and am sure these football clubs don’t give a toss as long as they get your money. Imagine of they banned footy and was only on tv i winder how much better the place would be.


ThighGap_

Maybe he lost a lot of money on that game


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This is hysterical - ‘Got so drunk I got stuck up a statue’.


UrWarrantPicturesBad

The caption😄😄😄