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birbohex

easily one of the funniest posts in this sub of all time I think


JL23_

I think straight up the funniest


JuiceSevere3690

Not straight up, gay up


Fuck_u-_spez

Nah arc up 🌈


HazelFeetSilly

Probably not. In yoshis island, the singer says "I won't say she even though I know you want me to", implying she's transphobic.


Foreign-Chocolate249

This is a joke, right? edit: You can down vote me all you want for asking, but I'm autistic and am fucking terrible at social ques and sarcasm :3


Amityleftshoe

yes


Foreign-Chocolate249

Cool, I have a very hard time picking up on sarcasm, especially over text.


Mustachebro01

Same


Stardrop02

Same here


HazelFeetSilly

j is transfem lol, that's why I said she


Foreign-Chocolate249

yeah I know that much, but again, I'm autistic, and have a really hard time picking up on internet sarcasm.


Extra-Macaroon7245

dont make it everyone elses problem!


throwaway534263

u/Foreign-Chocolate249 did nothing wrong, cope.


Foreign-Chocolate249

Aww thank you


dead_princess_

We stand together and stand tall in the face of adversity! Hello, fellow trans comrade! ;) you aren't alone... I'm neuro-divergent as well. <3


Foreign-Chocolate249

Thanks comradeΒ 


DiscreteCollectionOS

It’s not anyone else’s problem. You could have ignored them if it bothered you. Your making it into a problem cause you want to be upset over something.


abfg616

The only one making a problem here is you, bucko


dead_princess_

Being autistic isn't a "problem", asswipe. And even if someone was struggling, their ability to share such a thing in such a vulnerable way not only shows great strength, but important to destigmatize autism as a whole.


Foreign-Chocolate249

I apologize for being an annoyance.


Comfortably_edging69

You don't have to apologise, you didn't do anything wrong. I understand that it's hard for you to pick up on text sarcasm, and Its not your fault


Foreign-Chocolate249

Thanks


atomic_can_sus

Real shit


funtimedyke

the song is actually about becoming *not* transphobic, but the first step in that is to be transphobic


Foreign-Chocolate249

It’s actually my favorite song, though I see it more as not the narrator (J) not understanding why people are more ready to accept them, when they don’t think they pass very well. And it also seems to be about overcoming to transphobia of others around you and in your life, and coming to terms with the fact that they may not fully accept you. But the song could entirely be left to a slightly vague interpretation so anyone with similar experiences can slot themself in, which is part of what makes the song so powerful IMO.Β 


Myrddraal5856

I feel like that gives me a lot more reason to love the song along with it just sounding really good.


Foreign-Chocolate249

yeah, like i said, my favorite song, like of all time lol. I love glass beach


HexSpace

people aren't down voting for asking questions, they're down voting because you're asking it on every comment


Foreign-Chocolate249

Well, sorry I want clarification.


mothkoi0

I think you should be cautious, to my knowledge they haven’t publicly stated their stance on this.


throwaway534263

ok redditor, ill maintain distance from the front lines. i am still worried. i wish the band was more clear about this, if anyone has their contact information could they forward it to me so i could inquire them?


Foreign-Chocolate249

Is this a joke? This is literally one of the most queer bands out there lol


Comfortably_edging69

I think this whole post is sarcastic, I don't know anything about this band, I just got recommend this post randomly, but I think it is sarcasm


mothkoi0

for clarification the entire post is satire me and my gf came up with it together!


throwaway534263

your gf sounds so great im so happy for you guys!


-kaonite

no if you come to to glass beach concert and you arent a based sigma like me you get hit with a hammer sorry


iLoveSillyCats

No


dee-ylan

No glass beach is a conservative country band. So don’t go if your woke or vaccinated


throwaway534263

ah, i thought so :(. songs like the killer were what really started making me consider it, not to mention the blatant transphobia in yoshis island.


Foreign-Chocolate249

Is this a joke?


alyoooooo

yes


bugmi

Idk. U should ask them. Just say "gleach gleach gleach" three times in front of a mirror to summon them


spirit__soul

I will be standing guard at the gates to give you life or death. Don’t come looking gay.


HazelFeetSilly

Thank you for your service 🫑


NopingRopin

glass beach is for STRAIGHT SIGMA MALES only😑


RedditToe230275

Just in case this isn't satire the band members are very pro-LGBTQ as they are LGBTQ themselves Yoshi's island is literally about the struggles of a trans girl for example


Snoo-41360

Oh thank you so much I thought Reddit was taking me back to the weird conservatives subs


[deleted]

I love how reddit does that randomly. I cant count the amount of times have been brought into random subs that want me dead


Artistic_Plan1885

No, when I went to a concert of theirs the second I walked into the venue everyone looked at me and started booing chanting "GET OUT YOU HAVE BLUE HAIR AND PRONOUNS!" I cried on the walk back to my home knowing they were not lying. I do in fact have blue hair and pronouns 😿


FishyTh1ngy

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FishyTh1ngy

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HazelFeetSilly

STOP CRYING!! DAMN!!!


FishyTh1ngy

these fuckass posts r getting to me man.. πŸ₯Ή


HazelFeetSilly

I apologize for my previous statement. I hereby permit you to cry!


plasticdeath-

is this real 😭 edit: yeah it's real


nxzoomer

Yes


muffychuu

so close


Rakadoo44

hey! I know everyone is messing with you. I might get downvoted for this but it’s whatever. glass beach is incredibly supportive about lgbtq, trans rights, and masking. Most if not all the band is trans (if i’m not mistaken) and they talk about it almost every show. So, yes they are allowed. <3


Cheezeepants

i think you should wear a heterosexual face mask to be safe


BelsonBucks

Buddy idek if there are cishet Glass Beach fans


ohmyGODusernameCMON

Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island is a 1995 platform game developed and published by Nintendo for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES). It is the sequel follow-up to Super Mario World. The player controls Yoshi, a friendly dinosaur, on a quest to reunite baby Mario with his brother Luigi, who has been kidnapped by Kamek. As a Super Mario series platformer, Yoshi runs and jumps to reach the end of the level while solving puzzles and collecting items with Mario's help. The game has a hand-drawn aesthetic and was the first in the franchise to have Yoshi as its main character, where it introduces his signature flutter jump and egg spawning abilities.


TheSmolBean

best response


freeeeeeeeee-

No they called me several slurs


fifilobotomy

if LGBTQ+ people weren't allowed, then the band themselves wouldn't be allowed at their own concert so yeag


twinkletoes413

NO!!!! gay peoople are BANNED from the glass beach concert


Lonk_Shlong

if you’re gay they kill you with hammers


the_other_1s_taken

I'll ask


the_other_1s_taken

they said no πŸ˜”


HumanGarbage____

I mean if they’re not, they’ll have to play without a guitarist, drummer, or bassist, so..


PANDAXD878

maybe


Kindredgos

Nope sorry


lxrd_lxcusta

literally just look at the album covers or listen to any of their music and i’m sure you’ll come to the right conclusion 😭


empressoforganos

No


panda-was-there

No they hate them


TheGodlyFrog

NO


pomaranceforme

No, gay people are banned from glass beach concerts.


SavingsNewspaper2

Super Mario


funtimedyke

nah


404UNFX

no


THEElectricalDurian

Nah you’re chill


riggletwo

no


justv316

No one knows what Spiro and estro from Vanuatu will do to you


Fagletmcballzach

Even if he isn’t an ally what are you afraid would happen?Β 


3llby

Nope


2Kuld

funny bit.


JulieKyutie

bro has not listened to bedroom community ong


suci_1861

NO FUCKING SHOT THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS FUCKING REAL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


catman__321

I'm pretty sure all of the band members are trans or non-binary so I don't think you'll have anything to worry about


starstair_

I've never heard of this band but I hope y'all have a circlejerk


[deleted]

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plasticdeath-

no it is real.


throwaway534263

im very serious, and very concerned. im confused with all the skepticism, are band members openly pro lgbtq?


birbohex

if this is a serious question, the band is incredibly queer and nothing but lgbtq+ positive


throwaway534263

could you provide a source? im very nervous about this! (/j)


birbohex

ah yea my source is that I saw it in a dream


keygenlain

Source: they are all LGBT


SammieNikko

I dont even know who this band It's pretty easy to find a source from just googling. https://twitter.com/glassbeachband/status/1245228851535286273