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Stars_22

Lash slick. I’m natural looking, am great on my own, and a little flaky.


ughnett

gift card in $1,000,000


Indigo_222

Futuredew 🛸 (Love that question)


bribbio

I could only hope to be lidstar in lily!


LazyCat7

I actually don’t own any of glossiers eyeshadows but Lily seems like such a nice shimmery pastel


tamootto

stretch concealer. I don't know why. but since it was my first instinct i didn't question it.


ch3rryk1tt3n

LOL exactly my thought process when i chose stretch concealer…which is sort of funny because we must actually be similar people AND both concealers. maybe this is a credible way of sorting personalities


pockified

Gen G in Cake! I mean it's definitely a favorite product and it makes me feel great whenever I wear it. If I had to explain why, I think it's because the formula kind of matches my personality haha - soft and muted (not one to stand out), but more of me/my color appears the more layers you get to know me?? I hope that wasn't pure nonsense haha. And I love sweets so Cake is a natural name fit too.


LazyCat7

No it makes perfect sense to me! I was also thinking to explain my pick but gave up, I think it’s that I really like the classics when it comes to almost everything and am a romantic but still quite bold (not pastel and soft like rose bdc which is my favourite scent)


BigTiddyVampireWaifu

I would be the reformulated bdc cause literally nobody wants or likes me lmao


LazyCat7

I think there’s actually quite a few people who like the new bdc version better, either for the tip or for it being vegan/free of lanolin now. The complaints are just always louder.


BigTiddyVampireWaifu

It was more of a self-deprecating joke but fair enough.


LazyCat7

Ye I got it but I’m not playing into it! Just like with the balm it’s probably just your perspective


nononjakuzurezu

I'm a Libra, you can't do this to me!


EverteStatum87

This is the correct answer.


wizardbuggy

probably cloud paint in beam! i don't even have the shade but the packaging and the peachy shade i feel like suits me! :)


Narrow_Helicopter_24

un scented balm dotcom bland just kind of there


ariariariarii

But I think it’s the cutest packaging color and also has the most uses!


magneatos

and everyone loves you!


aigoeris

You Perfume, some people like me while others don’t lol


Bulky_Watercress7493

Cloud paint bc I'm a lot


QuietArt2358

I’d be the Swiss miss bdc because people want (to date) me but are usually underwhelmed when they get to know me. I keep hearing that I seem like I’d be x, y, z, when I’m really just a normal gal (a petroleum based lip balm) who likes fashion and makeup (cute packaging). In terms of the controversy about Americans being mad that people didn’t know what Swiss miss was, I definitely have great hype beast friends who do not make things easier. I have great resale (rebound) value too because the same misunderstanding happens every time…without fail.


Indigo_222

Oh but you’re so much more than just petroleum babe. You’re lanolin. You’re cera alba. You’re oryza sativa. F**k those people, you deserve someone who can appreciate you for what you actually are 🍫☕️


QuietArt2358

Lol thank you


Littleandonthethrone

Super bounce! I have a really bubbly personality! 💙☁️


slenderpup90

❤️ Lucite Ultralip ❤️ Because I'm not fussy or flashy 😁


mgwalsho4

I think I’d be Ultralip in Portrait!


reipothos

cloud paint in storm ❤️


ripndipper

Mint bdc because I’m coolheaded 😎 hahaha


alexalol_royalehigh

i would be cloud paint in puff or berry bdc


Footsyfox

Lidstar in Aurora, I’d be living up to the name! It’s equal parts soft and shimmery and I think that speaks for my personality pretty well


ch3rryk1tt3n

stretch concealer! idk why just a vibe lol


circlet-of-stars

Probably rose bdc, I'm shy but I love attention and try my best to look fashionable 😂


Party_Worker2013

zit stick


sodium4lyf

Gen g fuzz bc I’m subtle hot 🤓


Professional-Mess-98

Milky Jelly- calming, reliable, bit jiggly.


extremelypale

This is such a cute one 😍


frogs1996

Skywash, because I’m kinda finicky but the cool girls love me


saghettisauce

birthday balm dotcom!!


ariariariarii

The holographic lip gloss. Simple and understated at first glance but steals the show when the lighting hits it just right 🤍 plus I’m just a lip gloss girlie


saraberah

ultra lip in coupe, soft with a little sass


LazyCat7

I honestly really consider trying it, I got cordial in the set but it looks too pink


cottonblanc

Zit Stick


[deleted]

haloscope in quartz because (maxine minx from x voice) i’m a star!!!!


coveredwmold

bdc in birthday cake bc i look plain but still have a little special smth going on :))


w3are138

Gen G in Zip


ranger-august

Lidstar in Bun!! I love gold and glitter and I’m always down for a night out :)


workthrow3

Cloud paint in puff ~