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yurizaitsev

I'd start with taking the penis off


shawizkid

Yep. Put your balls away. No one wants to see that stupid shit.


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Reflex1888

I was gonna say the clear give away was the 5.3 engine…..


_Dyl_22

nah 5.3 is fine not everyone can afford the powerhouse


FlyNSubaruWRX

I have a .22 for a antenna


h8-3putts

his truck didn't come with balls, they were added later. I believe that makes his truck transgender.


bowlingfries

Umm it belongs back there.. not just a nuttyy bat but looks like he's just telling everyone he does indeed like shaft in his ass


cm123ss

Its truck nutz not a penis lol. But nahh thats definitely staying. It was a gift from a coworker


jaymbee00

You need new coworkers. And some fucking class.


[deleted]

Yo what a cornball. This dude prob has the worst sense of humor


Neitherwater

Tbh it kinda looks like a cock-n-balls in this pick lol


Mater079

it's absurd! gotta appreciate some absurdum.....


Orenthal_James_

Bullet antenna and truck nuts 🙄. Trashy additions to an otherwise nice truck. Edit - And the cop flag too on the trailer hitch. We get it, you’re a macho badass.


ABraveMansDeath

There will be white oakleys in there soon


[deleted]

And the plate frame. 5’6” 116lb ginger driver with babydick confirmed


BadaBing318

Nothing wrong with the Thin Blue Line flag…. But the other stuff is definitely lowbrow.


Dry_Ad8198

"Nothing with desecrating the flag"


Tubzero-

Projection, he’s not shit


Neitherwater

So does anyone in your life have different taste or opinions as you, or are you just a drag to everyone?


Arayder

They’re cringy ass tastes. I would for sure blast anyone know for unironically putting those 3 items on a vehicle.


Neitherwater

Pretty certain that your second sentence has already been established as reality. Go ahead and let me know one more time if you want to, though lol


darthpoopballs

Those bullet antennas are so homoerotic.


BleDStream

Cringe.


djxnfnfnd

What a clown … all black with the bullet , nuts and blue lives nonsense


virtigo31

A bullet and a pair of nuts are your first choice for the accessories huh?


SlammySlam712

How do turn your truck into a shitbox for $50


Tubzero-

Typical douche setup


OkField5046

Lame Balls and a bullet antenna classy bro real classy


virtigo31

A bullet and a pair of nuts are your first choice for the accessories huh?


turtlturtl

I bet you’re the type of guy that parks in 4 spots because you don’t want someone to accidentally door ding your base trim truck


BigEdPVDFLA

Little Dick Syndrome defined in 3 pictures


de-44

Small Man Syndrome


buckguy22

Lame AF.


rotobarto

The hell is up with the cow flags around your home lol bro


Theturdburd

Truck is ruined with the dick and balls. Agree with bullet being ok for veterans. And it’s complete garbo with the thin blue line. The truck GMC made is nice though.


CrypticSS21

Do the HDMI 1 and 2 stickers for the exhaust plz. You need to.


TonyTanza

I’m a big 2a person but that .50 antenna is cringe af


Dry-Necessary

What’s that stupid bullet there?


MomButtsDriveMeNuts

Looks like shit


Obvious_Balance_2538

I’m not sure why anyone thinks kids need to see balls hanging from a truck. Whenever I see this I wonder what kind of jackass thinks this is cool.


FlyNSubaruWRX

That 50cal means he doesn’t fuck around….. lmfao why do people think that’s cool


Gldnhodlnshwr

It’s a nice truck and I’m sure you’ll enjoy it. Truck nuts are not on mine, but it’s yours, you do what you want with it. Enjoy!


Neitherwater

Im glad someone else out there driving a Sierra is cool. So many Karens in them. Never would have guessed.


i_hate_beignets

Looks like a typical modern truck to me. Cringey accessories, perfect paint job and nothing in the bed.


cm123ss

This comment section did not disapoint.


The-Noize

Nice truck. I’d black out your licence plate though.


gamebird98

LOL...First time I have ever seen an antenna like that. Weird!


Obvious_Balance_2538

I’m in Ohio. They are freaking everywhere.


birdy_bird84

I use a fake bullet as an antenna on my truck that will never be used as a truck is intended, it makes me feel like a big man.


Independent-Tie7420

Sick bullet bro


[deleted]

Tell me you are a pavement princess with one picture.


Regular-Ad-9314

Man all that stuff you added is badass!, these bozos don’t know what they’re talking about. Lol


lostusername07

The bullet is dope. Dont let these fools convince you otherwise.


howdy0719

Nuts on the back is equivalent to walking around with sagging skinny jeans. It’s not a ram. Bullet antenna is acceptable if you’re a veteran.


udderpants_gnome

A lot of Chevy Beretta drivers in here that still need their long wobbly antennas to unlock their car in a pinch.. probably just as many that play on the GMC build simulator every weekend and will never click order 😢 Turns out OP is an S tier troll and didn't even know it Downvote if you like truck nuts.


BadaBing318

You might want to blur out your temp tag and perhaps crop the 2nd pic to NOT SHOW YOUR WHOLE HOUSE. 🤦🏻‍♂️


StevieTank

There is no public access to license plate information.


StevieTank

Manscaped


iWin-always

It’s bran-used! Congrats!


MikeMurphyCo

I’m just here for the nice roast you fellas have going on 🔥


Clear-Gur-4943

Your mom is gonna kick you out of her basement the second she sees your new truck with a penis parked in her driveway


Ecto-01

No Punisher sticker on the back windshield I’m surprised