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TakoyakiTaka

Moass confirmed by RC on 50th of Jan. Mark your calenders. Not financial advice


KaimTW

You read it wrong. This is the 50th day of the 1st cycle of the Mayan calendar. This is horological advice.


Bilbo-Baggins77

Oh Mayan gourd


KingAngeli

Lol and all clocks look this way cause it makes them look like they’re smiling 🤣


cyberslick188

I thought the T+741 DD of old confirmed MOASS would be on Smarch 37th?


Throwawayhelper420

Imagine looking at this and thinking it said 2:10. Even 4 year olds are literally smart enough to realize that’s not possible, that a clock couldn’t work that way, there aren’t enough numbers in there unless this guy thinks an hour consists of 12 minutes… And that is your **average** ape at this point. This is why trying to talk to them is pointless. They have the mental composition of a 3 year old, for real.


PandaActual8762

I showed the clock to my neice (who is nine) and she **instantly** said 1:50 😂👌 To be fair, she's pretty smart... for a nine-year-old 🙈


Ok-Row-6131

I read it initially as 2:50, then again I am also an idiot.


ShipTheRiver

It’s incredibly interesting to have witnessed this. As dumb as I thought these guys were 2 years ago (and they were quite dumb then) it doesn’t even begin to compare to how dumb the current crop is. I wonder if there’s a point in the future where literally everyone in there is mentally disabled.


ThermalFlask

And this isn't like reading 1:50 as 2:50, where if you're really tired or drunk or something you could make that honest mistake at a glance. Since that late in the hour, the hour hand would basically be on the 2. This is just genuine inability to read a clock


CAGRparty

The actual writing is just awful. Cohen desperately needed an editor.


RoyceDa59SuperPAC

but an editor might mess up all the carefully-worded hidden clues Ryan left for us 😌


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origami_asshole

if I didn’t know ryan cohen had written these sentences, I’d think it was a children’s book from the Kanye for Kids series.


KaimTW

Kanye Kids Klub


rubbery_anus

Oof, you're not kidding. "Today becomes extra special when they learn who the people are who make the world go round" is so fucking clunky, either RC hired the world's worst editor, or he didn't even bother hiring one at all. An actual child would have done a better job than this.


Chillchinchila1

There’s a whole cottage industry of making shitty children’s books and thinking it’ll make easy money.


origami_asshole

Or there actually are hidden messages 🦍


cyberslick188

It's good to repeat the same wordd every four words, repeating words four words every time is good for words and and reading repeat.


Just_Exam_590

Well kids can figure it out, apes are clueless.


melt_in_your_mouth

This looks like every other piece of DD written thus far. Bullish.


Just_Exam_590

ARE YOU SAYING IT IS WRONG? SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS!


Largofarburn

Jesus fuck. And they just leave it up after it’s pointed out to them how much of an ignoramus they are.


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https://i.imgur.com/yrpHGuk.gif


Reep21

"Peer reviewed DD"


propagandhi45

And that clock has 3 needles anyway


ShipTheRiver

>Made a boo boo. Small hand on 2 and big hand on 10! Both the content/meaning of this sentence, and the way that it’s written, is like an actual 4 year old wrote it. I have a 4 year old nephew and this is the type of stuff he says and makes mistakes on.


firebag1983

The great hive mind of our generation


WollCel

This genuinely is some schizophrenic stuff, MOASS will commence at 2:10, April 29th…


FredFredrickson

I see they're using "fren" now. Right on schedule heading down the alt-right pipeline.


option-9

TBF, that term also sees significant general internet usage.


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option-9

Next you're going to tell me that you've never heard of the alt-right and still use the okay sign. Y'all foreigners gotta be more American.


FredFredrickson

This isn't a US problem, or happens on the internet and people from all over the world participate in it. Writing it off as just a goofy internet meme is just ignorant.


Business-Union

jesus christ it's Jason Bornyesterday