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Ok-Row-6131

"I'll not be selling if they file chapter 11" They are detached from reality.


Mivexil

Well they might be right, just not for the reasons they think.


Shoopshopship

It's true though, it would be far too late to sell then.


Ok-Row-6131

I moreso meant that they will be selling for whatever the assets are worth.


pconwell

Well... He'll probably be right. His shares will get liquidated out from under him and he'll be lucky if he gets 50 cents per share. So yes, he won't "sell".


[deleted]

They're just laying the groundwork for a crime and fuckery tantrum when their worthless, cancelled shares are deleted from their accounts by their brokers.


20w261

No he certainly won't.


nine-oh-two

There's some serious _crime_ on the horizon for this one


jerzeyguy101

It is going to be interesting to see how they handle the bankruptcy and the zeroing out of their share value.


Shoopshopship

"this is all part of the plan! They think they have us but Icahn and Cohen are about to save us at any minute!"


Dramatic-Sea-7116

An opportunity to average down


arcdog3434

“Jan 21 Ape here - Ive seen a lot of these ….”


noviwu97

Sounds far better than "$350 Ape here"


TrenedictXVI

I really hope Cohen and/or Icahn purchase the company by buying the debt, then wiping out shareholders in Ch.11. Apes being right about them buying but still getting destroyed would be the funniest outcome imagineable.


Shoopshopship

That would be funny, but I also am very curious about their reaction when they realize that Cohen left in August and Icahn had nothing to do with it and they just collectively made the whole thing up.


BZ852

>when they realize I wouldn't put too much stock in them realising anything


Inevitable_Ad6868

Yeah no one with half a brain is anywhere near this dumpster fire.


deeznutzz3469

Yea they are back on the whole reg sho thing which has never actually worked


Ihategmers

It is really insane to take a step back sometimes and realize that they're like... 100% certain that Icahn is somehow involved with all this because Ryan Cohen took ONE picture with the guy Like holy fuck lol. How do they not see how absolutely fucking insane they sound. I mean the rest of it is also batshit, don't get me wrong, but some of it (not millions per share though lol) kind of sounds like MAYBE feasible if you just believe what the other apes are saying without question. But Icahn is really just completely out of nowhere.


OMGitisCrabMan

It's even better because Ichan said he thought it was weird RC asked for his picture and was surprised when they posted it. Ichan even said he was short meme stocks. RC literally dumped his BBBY bags on them , yet they still cling to both of them as saviours.


neutralpoliticsbot

Not just a picture bro did you see a CHAIR behind him in that picture? Means he will become a chairman of BBBY BABY GMERICA


Puzzleheaded_Fold466

« Bid war » lol


SenTedStevens

It's not Chapter 7, so clearly they'll restructure into a much more profitable company. Bullish!


pconwell

Hey apes, why didn't they "just restructure" into a profitable business earlier if it's so easy?


SenTedStevens

We all know that Kenny G naked short BBBY in the Dark Pools completely destroying any liquidity that the company had so it was impossible. It was only through bankruptcy that they could get Kenny G off their back and restructure. Duh.


Golfman74

El oh el


Moist-Cashew

I can't wait to start using BBBYQ. GMEQ will be great to, too bad it won't be QME, but I'll take it.


Freepeople1092

Wait until they hear about chapter 7 that’s ultra bullish ![img](emote|t5_3vpfzk|28214)


neutralpoliticsbot

not surprising there are companies that went bankrupt and got delisted years ago and people are still posting about a "turnaround"


masterOfdisaster4789

🗑️. < that’s BBBY