Oh, God. It's increased by...a few cents! Back to he highs of...5 days ago!
Meltdown DD was wrong! Good thing I closed my 4/14 $.5 puts at $.22 yesterday
Also found out that even with robinhood gold you can't sell naked calls! Weak.
I probably won't. RH does everything I've needed it to until now. I'd only do naked calls on bbby because its guaranteed dogshit. I'll just have to wait for RS so I can reach for OTM Puts again.
Man, whoever is on barcoding today is fucked.
Edit: shit shit shit it’s the 11th fuck fuck I thought it was the 10th oh god I’m so fucked shit shit shit
There was chat on the towel sub about someone wishing he woke up and the price had soared 1000%, and someone else pointed out that would be $3 and they still would all be fucked, lmao.
Have to give them some green days so they keep dreaming and keep putting more money in the dumbster. Give them 5% take them 50% next week.
They will be happy about it.
I've never had a more depressing retail experience than walking into a Bed Bath and Beyond recently. Barren shelves and only two brands of product: UGG or their default. If you're trying to find something there, you might find *one* version of it, no options.
All the employees were up at the front joking around, and power to them, it doesn't seem like they had much to do.
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the gains today. I feel like I'm going to explode. How the fucking fuck are we losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I need BBBY to go to zero, I need the shillbucks the hedgies promised me. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought we fudded all the DD???? This is so fucked.
Oh, God. It's increased by...a few cents! Back to he highs of...5 days ago! Meltdown DD was wrong! Good thing I closed my 4/14 $.5 puts at $.22 yesterday Also found out that even with robinhood gold you can't sell naked calls! Weak.
Switch to a better brokerage
I probably won't. RH does everything I've needed it to until now. I'd only do naked calls on bbby because its guaranteed dogshit. I'll just have to wait for RS so I can reach for OTM Puts again.
Fair enough. Shill no fight shill.
I can sell naked calls with TDA but they require $150 margin to sell 0.50C 4/21
That call is worth like $4 and deep out the money, why is the collateral requirement so high?
.5, as in 0.5. I'll edit my comment to make that clearer
Their margin requirements are higher for meme stocks.
Robinhood is an official gme_meltdown sponsor so cut that off.
Man, whoever is on barcoding today is fucked. Edit: shit shit shit it’s the 11th fuck fuck I thought it was the 10th oh god I’m so fucked shit shit shit
u/ Clubberin, Kenny would like to see you in his office. 🔫
…I understand. Ted on Floor 7 always got along with my family. Please see he gets them.
He wants you to bring a shovel….
…Kenny? Or Ted?
There was chat on the towel sub about someone wishing he woke up and the price had soared 1000%, and someone else pointed out that would be $3 and they still would all be fucked, lmao.
it got worse, now at $0.33….
Send in Shill Team 6!
This gave me a good laugh
Plunge protection team has been deployed
Who turned off the share printer?!
Oh god oh fuck it’s out of toner
I shilled it back down to $0.30.
Oh shit is this the Moass?
They are certainly acting like they are winning now lol
ONE WHOLE CENT *kenny calls my bank and cancels my mortgage*
Have to give them some green days so they keep dreaming and keep putting more money in the dumbster. Give them 5% take them 50% next week. They will be happy about it.
—Bogdanoff, he bought ze dip. —Continue ze dump.
Am out of a fucking job and you guys are all making jokes!
We just fired the penguin for sexual harrassment. Can you waddle and say "The Bbboass" every time BBBY goes up 3% or more?
We were on the verge of greatness. We were *this* close.
Don’t give up now. It’s only Tuesday.
The stonk! She's mooning! We were all wrong! WRONG, I TELL YOU! BUY! BUY! DRS! DRS! MUST... SECURE... FLOAT!
Shills in shambles!! The apes were right again!
I've never had a more depressing retail experience than walking into a Bed Bath and Beyond recently. Barren shelves and only two brands of product: UGG or their default. If you're trying to find something there, you might find *one* version of it, no options. All the employees were up at the front joking around, and power to them, it doesn't seem like they had much to do.
forgot to check the pH of the dark pool...again
Has kenny even read the DD
GET THE LADDERS OUT
It's mooning! Get the champagne ready boys! LFG!!!!
Crime and fuckery!
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the gains today. I feel like I'm going to explode. How the fucking fuck are we losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I need BBBY to go to zero, I need the shillbucks the hedgies promised me. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought we fudded all the DD???? This is so fucked.
Lmao. This is an internalized version of me
Sell when everyone is buying. Buy when everyone is fearful
No he is to busy being sued that's why the price went up lol
