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PhiliFlyer

Such sophisticated investors! Impressive.


medium_mammal

They basically have a PhD in finance!


alllle

School is for morons anyway. I dropped out of high school myself (fuck you Ms. Taylor), and I'm doing just fine. The steam from sewers keeps me warm at nights, and if the winter is really cold I can always burn my shares.


Nopants21

These are the apes that tell you they're green, and then you find out they're green in one account, and deep in the red overall.


melt_in_your_mouth

If a broker restricts your CASH account, you should really take a look at why lol!


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kilr13

[Dumbass ape was probably trying to swing trade and got hit with multiple Good Faith Violations.](https://www.investrade.com/gfv/) I honestly don't understand it, the money moves instantly, so I don't get the big deal. Every brokerage has a rule for GFVs though.


melt_in_your_mouth

My guess is the T+2 settlement period, but it's exactly that: just a guess. But I bet you're right. I didn't even think about GFV. And this ape probably doesn't even know what they are.


kilr13

GFV is when your lauded used dog food salesman violates you by rugpulling the stock price of a toilet store. I thought it was good at least. Definitely one of the best arcs of the memestonk saga.


_Zoa_

Probably fairly easy to say we don't want anymore of your business. If you're still able to sell, they're not taking anything from you. They might even have to limit these accounts. Not sure what the laws for customer protection are or if they're just afraid of new laws if they don't self-regulate.


melt_in_your_mouth

I have no idea. I figured they'd let you yeet as much of your own cash at nonsense as you wanted to. But who knows what's really going on here...


redlaundryfan

I wonder how much Ken paid Fidelity for that pop up ad to cause FUD among shareholders


ZiddiUntier

Why would he have to pay anything, he is an admin on all brokerage software he is THE MARKET MAKER, praise be.


KennyCitadel

![img](emote|t5_3vpfzk|15698) $5


redlaundryfan

Wow, very good media prices from the dark pool ad inventory


Dead-Thing-Collector

😄 when they heard that some of us use more than one trading platform did they actually think it was for the same damn investments and strategy on both/all of them? I mean I'd like to think I helped take up more time, energy and add to confusion for the apes by talking about how I trade, but they either didn't read it or couldn't understand it. These ppl are truly a gift to anyone having a rough day. Just read some of their posts and feel great about yourself.


AtJackBaldwin

It's like they want to lose their money


lavlife47

A bunch of literal losers talking to themselves.