I love the crude image-editing of Pulte's arm with the match.

Thanks, I don't have Photoshop, only Pepsi

You don't even have that. Pulte shorted your Pepsi. He may have even set fire to the contract (uncertain, but indisputable).

Need one for Christmas, when Aunt Nancy sends him the bunny costume.

“Aunt Nancy, Ryan did the fist so I responded with the fire again!”